My Skills Are Not Serious
Chapter 103: Boss, the other party's behavior is ex
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Chapter 104: The degree of shamelessness varies
"What are you waiting for, hurry up and save people." Chen Fang said hurriedly.
Fang Dazhao listened, his head was in a panic, and somehow he pressed the back button, and then the accelerator twisted, and the sound of "Please pay attention to reversing" sounded. As a result, the three bungee jumped backwards and ran the man again.
"Ah" was another scream.
"I'm going, fat man, you mess up, get out of the car and save people." Chen Fang hurriedly jumped off the back and ran to the front, Fang Dazhao also followed him in a panic.
The two ran to the front of the car, and they saw a young man in his twenties with a sharp-mouthed monkey cheek, curled up with his belly, foaming at his mouth, and fell in front of the wheel.
Chen Fang and Fang Dazhao hurriedly lifted him aside, tried to breathe and breathe, and the two finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Brother, what should I do if people are dizzy now? Or let's withdraw first. Anyway, this person is not dead and it's a mess." Fang Dazhao said profusely.
"Porcelain?" Chen Fang looked at Fang Dazhao with puzzled expression.
So Fang Dazhao explained how this person fell to the ground just now, and how he rolled under the wheel after he parked himself.
"I was shocked, thinking that I was accidentally crushing people. It turned out that I was a man who touched porcelain, so I felt it myself, let's go." Chen Fang stood up and turned around to leave.
"Why don't we rescue him and leave him here, if he rolls down, his life will be lost." Fang Dazhao didn't take two steps and became entangled again.
Chen Fang looked at the road without guardrails, there was a little drop in the top and bottom, as well as the mountain wall where the flowing water sangsang went down. After thinking about it, it was right. Although this person deliberately touched the porcelain, they accidentally pressed it. I'm dizzy, if I roll down and die, it's tantamount to them.
So the two came to the young man, and then got into trouble again. How could this wake him up?
"How about artificial respiration." Fang Da called up his idea.
"Are you coming?" Chen Fang looked at the young man's mouth full of foam, and he felt a bit of cold, but he couldn't let his mouth go.
"It's not drowning, what kind of artificial breathing?" Chen Fang said.
"Where do I do?" Fang Dazhao asked.
"I seem to have seen the same scene." Chen Fang recalled, "Yes, slap your mouth."
"Can you slap your mouth? How much does it cost?" Fang Dazhao looked blank.
"Grasp it yourself." Chen Fang didn't know, his memory was just a fragment.
Fang Dazhao hesitated for a while. He felt that he should focus on the key points. It was easy to wake up after the pain, so he opened his bow left and right, and re-tucked a few times. He stunned the young man's sharp-mouthed monkey's cheeks into a swollen cheek.
Chen Fang looked aside, and Fang Dazhao's operation was simply too cruel. Are you sure you want to wake people up instead of completely concussion?
What Chen Fang did not expect was that Fang Dazhao really woke him up. The young man opened his eyes and felt a pain in his face. He sat up and put his cheeks swollen into buns with his hands. He said vaguely, "Uh, oh what? , Lianao hurts."
"Wake up, then it's okay." Fang Dazhao breathed a sigh of relief.
Chen Fang also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, then winked at the fat man, and sat in the driver's seat of San Bengzi.
Fang Da summoned him and glanced at the young people who were sitting on the ground who didn't understand the status quo, then quietly walked to the side of Sanbengzi, climbed into the back of the car and sat down.
After seeing the fat man sitting down, Chen Fang immediately activated the three jumpers, drove past the young man, and went all the way.
When Sanbengzi passed by, the young man just woke up. He immediately wanted to stand up and stop Chen Fang from leaving, but his abdomen was so painful that he could not get up temporarily, so he could only sit on the ground and point to Sanbengzi and yelled. , Very emotional.
"Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah?"
Chen Fang had just ran away on the Sanbangzi. A big man stood up from the edge of the road, carrying his pants and tying his belt, his face was refreshing, thinking that he should have just finished solving his problem.
"Fortunately, there is a lot of water here, otherwise it would be really difficult to handle without paper." The big man happily wiped his hands on his pants.
"Hey, hey."
Just as the big man climbed onto the road, a vague voice reached his ears.
The big man looked up and saw his brother sitting on the ground, constantly pointing to the front, expressing something excitedly, because he was far away, and his brother’s voice was vague, but he looked like a pig’s head against him. Based on past experience, It was immediately judged that this was blackmail and was beaten instead.
The big man looked in the direction the young man was pointing, and saw a three-bungee child quickly escaping, and immediately took out his cell phone to contact his boss.
"Boss, Xiao Yang was beaten as a pig head at work. Well, the other party's behavior is extremely arrogant. He doesn't say but hits others, he doesn't talk to others, and he avoids responsibility. It is inhumane. Please help us be fair."
"I, just before I had time to run over, the perpetrator ran away, um, yes, ran away."
"Two people, the speed is too fast, one is big fat, the other doesn't know, driving the three jumpers, it should be towards the ferry."
"Okay, okay, I'll take Xiao Yang over right away." After the big guy finished the call, he immediately summoned a ground lizard, rode to Xiao Yang and picked it up, put it in front of him, and then chased Chen Fang. go with.
On the other side, at the speed at which Chen Fang, who had been hit and run away, drove San Bengzi out of the jet plane, Fang Dazhao was frightened sitting in the back bucket, afraid of overturning.
"Brother, drive slowly, I'm about to throw up." Fang Dazhao shouted.
Chen Fang heard this and had to slow down. He was almost at the top of the mountain. The roads were covered with small trees with slender trunks and dense leaves. The fall on the road was not as big as the bottom of the mountain, and the water flow was much smoother. After driving for a while, Chen Fang suddenly turned off the road and stopped next to a tree whose branches and leaves fell to the ground.
"What's wrong?" Fang Dazhao was puzzled.
"There seems to be a few people at the intersection ahead." Chen Fang said, pulling away the leaves and looking ahead.
Fang Dazhao also pulled away the leaves and looked forward. He really saw a few people standing by the roadside, looking down the mountain from time to time.
"This is not far from the ferry, it shouldn't be a ride." Fang Dazhao said doubtfully.
"Will it be an accomplice of the man just now?" The more Chen Fang thought about it, the more possible it became.
"What should we do? How about we wading through the woods? But we may be caught by the guards here, because this wood protects the water and soil and prevents people from entering." Fang Dazhao was embarrassed.
Chen Fang thought for a while, changed the Sanbengzi into an electric car mode, then took out a fan from the trunk and gave it to Fang Dazhao, then said to him, "Hold the fan, don't change it with this side facing out, you wait. Go straight under their noses, don't talk to them or look at them."
"Why?" Fang Dazhao took the fan. He felt familiar and looked at it carefully. This is the fan Chen Fang sent him before. Later, when he was robbed, he borrowed it from Chen Fang. He thought he had lost it. I thought of being put in the trunk of an electric car by Chen Fang.
"The fan side will reduce the sense of presence, and the other side will make it easier to be beaten. If you didn't point to me last time, it wouldn't have happened as much later." Chen Fang glared at Fang Dazhao.
Can you blame me, you don't tell me.
Fang summons a baby who feels wronged, and the baby won’t tell you.
"It's so amazing?" Fang Dazhao didn't feel wronged for a while, then turned his attention to the fan.
"Don't look at it, you can look at what you want after it passes, remember not to change this side forward, go." Chen Fang urged after tapping the shoulder of Da Zhao below.
"What about you?" Fang Dazhao looked at Chen Fang with worry.
"After you pass, I will ride an electric car to catch up with you. Don't worry, they didn't expect Sanbengzi to become an electric car, and I was sure that I was not as eye-catching as you just now." Chen Fang said.
eye-catching? Uh, you just said that I got fat.
Fang Dazhao was aggrieved again, but he still followed what Chen Fang said, holding a fan, and walking all the way up. When he walked only a few meters away from those people, his heart was pounding, afraid of being discovered by them. Up.
But fortunately, Fang Dazhao, according to Chen Fang's words, couldn't help but say when he passed by, so he walked over with surprise, and heard some words by the way.
"I said, when should I wait."
"I don't know, the boss said, as long as it is fat, stop it."
"Xiao Yang is also unlucky, he should have met outsiders, otherwise, I don’t know the rules of the company where we benefit from."
"It's really possible."
Fang Dazhao didn't dare to stop after he walked~lightnovelpub.net~ kept walking forward.
Chen Fang, who had been on the sidelines, saw the fat man walk past safely, so he rode an electric bike and drove there.
The few people standing on it saw someone coming by riding an electric car, so they all stood up and blocked the road.
"Hey, boy, have you seen a fat man carrying a triple jumper?" one of them said.
"No." Chen Fang stopped the electric car and said indifferently.
"Nima, a dead face, I feel uncomfortable looking at it."
Some people think that Chen Fang's expressionless face looks very bad when he answers, which makes them very uncomfortable when they are accustomed to seeing the smiling faces of their work subjects.
"Whether the person you are looking for is not here, do you want to improve this month's performance?" Someone suddenly suggested.
His proposal was unanimously approved by his companions.
So, several people started preparations before work separately. One of them walked to the front wheel of Chen Fang’s electric car and fell, coughing a few times brightening his throat, and then started dancing and yelling, "Bump people, hit people."
The others put on panic expressions and ran over.
"What's wrong, Old Wu, are you okay."
"Hey, kid, you don't have eyesight when driving, you know if you hit someone."
"Hurry down and lose money, or you can turn you to Zhicheng Division, my uncle can do things inside."
Chen Fang looked at these people's performances, it was really flies that fell in his stomach, don't want it disgusting.
Nima, the last one, the next one, did you hit the evil today? Nima caught me and prepared to pit it twice, right?