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Chapter 112: This brother can't do it anymore, what
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Chapter 113: Special Effects Enchanting
"I didn't expect that stinky leaf grass can actually eliminate the odor of stinky bugs. What a long experience." Fang Dazhao looked at the small bottle of stinky leaf grass juice that Chen Fang had made in his hand, as if he had seen it.
"Don't say these are useless, throw these bugs on them." Chen Fang said, pointing to Batu and Li Wei who were accompanying Liu Tianming to go shopping.
"Brother, please don't harm me. They knew as soon as I passed by, and they threw the bugs on them. Isn't this a beating? And the bugs are used. The consequences will be very serious. The company will directly attack me. Expelled."
Where did Fang Dazhao dare to agree, the smell of ordinary people is annoying, not to mention the people who are determined to be the star of the battle, this is no different from splashing dung, it is a blemish for both parties, and the company will definitely be because of the contradiction between the two parties. Dismissing them is simply detrimental to others.
"Did you bring a fan?" Chen Fang couldn't see Fang Dazhao's advice, this time he had to let Fang Dazhao take action.
"Yes." Fang Dazhao said, taking out the fan Chen Fang gave him.
Chen Fang took it over and opened the fan, pressing it on Fang Dazhao’s chest, facing outwards "low-key", and then said, "Don't persuade, go."
Fang Dazhao looked at the fan on his chest, his eyes lit up suddenly, why didn't he expect that now he could take revenge on the two villains without any scruples.
So Fang Da called Pidian Pidian and ran towards Liu Tianming and the others with a fan, but when he was about to approach, he ran back again.
"No, Liu Tianming and the master follower are right next to Batu and the others. If the insects are dumped on them and jumped onto others, it will be innocent." Fang Dazhao hesitated.
Chen Fang looked at Fang Dazhao with black lines, really wanting to pry his mind to see what's inside.
"Who told you to pour the bugs directly? Why do you use the stinky leaf juice on your hand?"
"Use your brain, sprinkle grass juice on the feet of those two people, and then find a place close to release the insects. If you come back, the insects like grass juice so much, and they will definitely only cause trouble for those two people. "
"Oh, it turned out to be this way." Fang Dazhao suddenly realized, but he still hesitated, "But this may still affect Liu Tianming and others."
"I really want to kill you. What are you afraid of when you are tired? You know that stinky leaf grass can deodorize. Then you take it and find them. Do you think they will appreciate you?" Chen Fang was almost summoned by Fang Da. Exploded.
"It can be like this!" Fang Dazhao was shocked.
It hurts others, and they pretended to help him and get the favor of the other person. This seems too shameless, Fang Dazhao is a little entangled.
"You are entangled with chickens. Who are the people who are really involved in staying together? You left early, and then you can find out that stinky leaf grass can deodorize."
"I'm going, I didn't try to tell you anything." Chen Fang really wanted to put aside the mess.
"I've never done anything bad, I don't have experience, and it's normal for me to be unsure." Fang Dazhao said in a low voice, before Chen Fang could react, he turned and left.
Chen Fang was stunned for a moment. He jumped on the spot, his blood surged, his face was like a jujube, and he couldn't make an angry expression. He suddenly became a red face Guan Gong.
"You fat man, are you saying that I have a lot of experience in doing bad things? I have never done anything special. Okay, I have been a team leader in elementary school, I have been a deputy squad leader in high school, a dormitory leader in high school, and a junior college student. , The game is even more a chief. These are only for people with high morals and high morals. Can people who have done bad things be able to become them? Oh my god, I'm so angry that I start to talk nonsense."
Chen Fang finished a long paragraph in one breath, his brain was almost deprived of oxygen, and all the angry words he said came out of his mouth. He didn't know what it meant.
Chen Fang jumped with anger. Fang Dazhao approached Liu Tianming and the four with a fan according to what Chen Fang said. Then, relying on the magic effect of the fan, he sprinkled the stinky leaf grass juice on Batu Li Thu. The two men’s shoes were on their vamp pants, and then they hurriedly moved away from them while they hadn’t been smelled. They found a close corner outside, released a dozen stink bugs, and then ran away.
"What smells so bad on you?"
Soon after Fang Dazhao left, Liu Tianming, who was standing between Batu and Li Wei, frowned and said, and left beside them with his nose, and walked out of the store.
"Are you there?" Batu sniffed on his body. He usually pays attention to the smell on his body. He never touches any odor source, and he still carries a bottle of perfume on his body at any time. How could it be smelly.
"I'm going, it's so stinking."
Li Thu smelled it. He was separated from Batu. The perfume smell on Batu's body was less transmitted. When Liu Tianming reminded him, he immediately smelled the smell. He thought it was something in the store, and he told Liu. It burst out of the store like dawn.
Batu also smelled it, and he followed out. He thought that he was fine in the store, but suddenly it became smelly. Something must have entered the store.
I never thought that when the two of them came out, the stink bug, who had not dared to go in because there was an insect repellent in the store, immediately pounced on their upper trousers as if they had seen their father.
"Many, stinky bugs, run." Zheng Feng, who was holding the camera, had keen eyes, and immediately saw the stinky bugs jumping on the ground, and he ran away with Liu Tianming.
But Batu and Li Teng did not react in time, and they were jumped onto their shoes and pants by a stink bug.
They had also heard of the stink bug's notoriety. Originally, they just had to stay still and wait for the stink bug to **** the hay juice and jump away. However, several bugs jumped on the shoes and pants. I took it off and shaken it off, and the frightened stink bug exploded directly, splashing body fluids, staining my pants and hands a lot, and the stench became more intense.
"Oh." Li Ting was smoked by the stench, nauseated and nauseated.
Batu indeed fainted on the ground directly with foam.
Pedestrians on the road also left this section of the road one after another, standing in the distance and pointing their fingers.
"These two goods are also really unlucky, did you step on the smelly leaf grass?"
"It should be. It's really careless. They are unlucky. They don't want to go out to meet people in seven days."
"That person lying on the ground is okay, he is foaming at his mouth, do you want to come and help?"
"If you want to go, I won't go. If it accidentally gets on it, even I will be unlucky."
"It should just be too smelly to make me faint. Anyway, I have never heard of anyone being stinked to death."
"Call the hospital, it's nearby anyway."
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"Brother, will you die, or should I go over and give them the grass juice?" Fang Dazhao looked at Batu who was lying on the ground anxiously.
"Whatever you want, as long as you are not afraid of being suspected." Chen Fang said with a shrug.
As soon as the people here fell to the ground, you delivered things to the door. It was still stinky leaf grass juice. Are you really afraid that they won't think of it?
The people from the hospital came here very quickly. Two tightly wrapped people, riding a flat-back mutant beast, came here. They lifted Batu on the ground onto the mutant beast and left. Obviously, he does not deal with this kind of thing less proficiently.
Li Tie also followed. As for going to the hospital to find a way to deodorize, it is unclear whether he should leave directly.
"There is a hospital nearby, so I won't die, don't worry now." Chen Fang patted Fang Dazhao on the shoulder and said.
"Ok."
Fang Dazhao looked at Batu after being taken away, but he was not very happy.
"Don't think about it, if you are relieved, you can find a way to tell them how to deodorize tomorrow." Chen Fang said helplessly, looking at Fang Dazhao.
"No, I am still a little happy to see them like this. After all, I was cheated by them and I got hurt."
"I just feel that I'm not glamorous enough to do this, playing a conspiracy, and hurting people secretly. It's too small and a little uncomfortable." Fang Dazhao said with a sigh.
Hey, if you say that, I'm not a villain anymore, this brother can't do it anymore, what the truth is, Chen Fang's heart is choked.