My Skills Are Not Serious
Chapter 118: Recording
"..." Fang Dazhao's heart was about to collapse.
I'm so familiar with this thing. In the battle video stored in a file on my hard drive, the protagonist is not like this.
"Brother, will this be too shocking? I'm afraid it won't pass the review."
"Then give you another one."
Chen Fang thought that it was really possible, so he waved his hand to remove the lattice mosaic, replaced it with a touch of holy light, and blocked Fang Dazhao.
"This is good, this is much purer than the one just now." Fang Dazhao looked at the soft holy light, extremely satisfied.
"Okay, you can also take off your underwear." Chen Fang said at this time.
"For Mao?" Fang Dazhao was stunned.
"Is there still a piece of fabric? What are you afraid of? I can't see through." Chen Fang said.
"Didn't you say that you left a pair of underwear." Fang Dazhao was reluctant. If he took off his underwear, he would really feel panicked.
"I just watched it. The Holy Light didn't cover the crotch, and the upper edge of your underwear was exposed." Chen Fang pointed to Fang Dazhao's belly and said.
"Really." Fang Dazhao lowered his head to see that the Holy Light did not completely cover the underwear he was wearing, and the edges were exposed, because his underwear was black, so it was obvious.
"Although we are cheating, we still have to do a little bit. If you are not afraid of being said, you don't need to take it off." Chen Fang said with a shrug.
"Well, can't I take it off."
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At the beginning, Fang Dazhao was a little nervous, he was not fluent in speaking, and he often forgot what he wanted to say. After a few times, Chen Fang would write a notebook of his lines and let Fang Dazhao read according to the book. several times.
The writing in Chen Fang's notebook is very rough, the most important thing is to rely on Fang Da to summon himself.
Fortunately, Fang Dazhao had made several videos by himself, and he had some experience, and after seeing the lines provided by Chen Fang, he finally thought about what to say.
After everything was ready, Fang Dazhao and Chen Fang went back to the boat and rowed out the shore. Fang Dazhao stood in front of the camera and waved hello.
"I'm Fang Dazhao, an ordinary adventurer. I joked with my brother who is filming that I can live alone in the wild for three days without any supplies." Fang Dazhao pointed to the camera and said.
"My brother is a serious person. He said that a man who said what he said did what he said, so he brought me here."
"Next I have to face the challenge for three days alone." Fang Dazhao said while pointing to the island behind him.
"You might say that my brother is nearby, and he will definitely come to help when he is in trouble."
"But I want to say that even if he sent me to death, I wouldn't ask him for help."
"Take this video as proof." Fang Dazhao stretched out his three fingers to make a vow.
"Okay, stop complaining, it's important to do business."
When Fang Dazhao finished speaking, he plunged into the sea and swam to the shore, while Chen Fang rowed a boat with one hand and slowly followed Fang Dazhao to shoot.
"To be honest, I'm a little panicked now. Although as an adventurer, I haven't stayed in the wild, but it was under the condition of sufficient supplies."
"Now that I have nothing, I will inevitably feel a little flustered, not knowing what to do first."
"But in order not to be obstructive, I decided to find something that can cover my body."
After landing, Fang Dazhao said while observing the surrounding environment.
After walking across the beach to the woods on the shore, Fang Dazhao pointed to some grass on the ground that had died and was dried by the sun and said, "These withered grasses are good. Wait for me to make some grass skirts."
Fang Dazhao squatted down and turned his back to the camera lens, and then Chen Fang saw Fang Dazhao's big white ass, his cold sweat was coming down.
Nima, is this only positive?
Chen Fang hurriedly used the coding technique again, which was regarded as making up for his mistake.
When I went back to find an opportunity to fix the scene just now, Chen Fang thought silently.
"Although it doesn't look good, but it can be used anyway." After squeezing some grass, Fang Dazhao worked for a while, holding a grass skirt that could barely be used to cover, and said after the camera came on.
Chen Fang cancelled the Holy Light after Fang Dazhao put on the grass skirt.
"Next I need to find a safe place to spend the night, and see what I can pick up on the way." After wearing the grass skirt, Da Zhao said to the camera.
Fang Dazhao moved along the coastline, while Chen Fang kept a distance in front of him to shoot.
After traveling some distance, the two came to a coastal mountain wall with large and small caves.
Fang Dazhao climbed up and laid a steep mountain wall, found a larger cave and said, "This cave is pretty good. The leeward wind is not wet. Maybe it will be my residence in heaven."
After finding a temporary shelter, Fang Dazhao returned to the ground and continued on.
"The sun is big, I am a little thirsty when exposed to the sun, I need to find out if there is fresh water." It is noon, and the sun is so intense that Fang Dazhao is a little dehydrated, and Fang Dazhao, who has been walking for a while, said with a dry mouth.
As he walked along the coastline, Fang Dazhao was always looking for something to use. When he passed a reef, he undoubtedly saw something on the beach, so he ran over and picked it up.
"Look, what I found, a swimming trunks washed ashore by the sea water, the elastic band is corroded by the sea water, the trouser legs also have holes, and there is sand, but it can still be used for washing." Fang Dazhao shook his swimming trunks. , After shaking off the sand on it, exclaimed excitedly.
The grass skirt on my body is too piercing. I always get stabbed when I walk, and it is itchy and painful. I can’t stretch my hand to scratch during the shooting. It’s too uncomfortable. I always go for a drive when I walk around. With this pair of swimming trunks, he can finally get rid of the embarrassing situation, Fang Dazhao feels happy.
"What a surprise, I will find a place to dry it first, and then I can wear it when it dries."
Fang Dazhao happily took his swimming trunks and went to the sea to wash a few times, then put them on the conspicuous reef to dry, fearing that they would be blown away by the wind, and crushed a stone.
"I suddenly thought of a question. If this swimming trunk was not thrown away directly, but its owner was washed away while swimming in the sea, how did the owner of this swimming trunk get ashore, using seaweed to block or shells? ?" The fat man suddenly laughed wryly.
Perhaps it was luck. Not long after Fang Dazhao continued on the road, he saw several coconut trees growing on the beach with several head-sized coconuts hanging on them.
"Fortunately, there are a few coconut trees growing over there, and coconut juice can just quench your thirst." Fang Dazhao was overjoyed and ran over immediately. There was a wave of fat on his body during the run, very happy.
"There are a few tyrant crabs under the coconut tree. With my strength, I can solve them in minutes, and the evening meal will be available."
After approaching the coconut tree, Fang Dazhao found that there were five tyrant crabs living under the tree, large and small, the largest one was only the size of a washbasin, and he immediately launched an attack.
Fang Dazhao's mid-level strength, against mutant beasts of elementary level and less than third level, as long as he didn't make a mistake, he would still easily win.
After manifesting a hammer and shield, but not manifesting his weapons, Fang Dazhao rushed forward.
One hammer at a time, the Overlord Crab was indeed not Fang Dazhao's opponent. They were taken care of one by one.
"Hahaha, rich seafood protein." After the battle, Fang Dazhao stood with his hands on his hips and laughed upright beside the trophy.
At this moment, an undead tyrant crab suddenly raised its claws and launched it towards Fang Dazhao.
"Ah" Fang Dazhao immediately screamed, his fat face flushed red, his eyes protruding, his head just hit the shell of the crab claws, and after a clear crash, the bully The claw crab shattered and officially returned to the west.
Fang Dazhao curled up and rolled on the ground, moaning in pain.
Chen Fang took the camera to the side and saw the scene just now, silently put the camera down and walked over, squatted next to Fang Dazhao, patted his back and said, "Do you want me to rub it for you."
Fang Dazhao endured the pain and shook his head decisively.
Seeing that Fang Dazhao's consciousness was still sober, Chen Fang shrugged and went back to the camera to continue shooting.
After a while, Fang Dazhao was relieved from the severe pain, and tremblingly got up from the ground and said, "I have forgotten that the tyrant crab can use flying tongs."
"Fortunately, fortunately, the crab claws will not catch people after they fly out. Otherwise, my eggs will be broken." Fang Dazhao said with lingering fear.
"Brother, are you just looking at it? Don't you remind me? Are you a brother like this?" Fang Dazhao vented angrily and stepped on the lost Crab Crab. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com turned to Chen Fang Looking over here, he said with a sense of irritation.
Chen Fang: "The picture was too classic just now, I don't want to miss it, and I didn't react, don't blame me, if you blame it, blame yourself for starting to suffer without confirming the death of the prey."
I can't refute the truth you said. Fang Dazhao looked depressed, but he still chattered, "I've been down for eight lifetimes and met a brother like you."
Chen Fang didn't care about it.
"Fortunately, I didn't suffer much damage, but I will eat these tyrant crabs by myself. You don't want to get some from me."
"First move things back to where you live at night."
Fang Dazhao went to a nearby tree to break off a few tree branches and pull the lower skin, as a rope to tie the five tyrant crabs together, then dragged back, passing by the reef with swimming trunks, he changed into this A pair of swimming trunks that have been dried.
After changing into his swimming trunks, Fang Dazhao continued to take the prey he obtained to the cave.