My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 168: Take me to the toilet

   Fang Tian pointed the halberd at Kaske, and Chen Fang took a forward pose.

   "Shengui Wushuang·Erei Zhiyi"

The moment the skill was activated, all the light in the entire space disappeared, leaving only a little thunder on the head of Fang Tian’s painted halberd spear, and then a white line flashed across, the entire space regained its light, and Chen Fang also appeared in the card. Behind Sk.

   "You die."

   Chen Fang stood up straight, inserted Fang Tian's painted halberd into the ground, and said lightly with his back to Kask.

   This forced pretense, I give myself full marks, and I am not afraid of being proud. Chen Fang is very satisfied.

   He was still in front of him one second before, and one second behind him. The fact that there was no time difference across space made Cask very shocked.

   "What are you talking about?" Cask turned around subconsciously and asked.

   "I said you are dead, you are dead, your soul should spiral to heaven, understand."

  "Guru"

   Chen Fang felt his stomach flustered.

   "Haha, I just happened to talk to you, why died, ridiculous, you are the one who is dying." Cask laughed.

   How could Chen Fang listen to what Kask said when he had time, his stomach gurgled, and he didn't find a place to release him, he pulled his underwear on.

   "Where are you going, don't try to escape."

   Cask saw Chen Fang trembling and leaving with Fang Tian's halberd, clutching his stomach, and wanted to catch up. As a result, he had just taken a step and his whole body was scattered all over the floor like a wave ball.

   "Kill the Fusion and get a pair of big pants."

   Big pants? After getting the spicy strips before, Chen Fang had no expectations for the drop, but the big pants came very timely.

   Just when Chen Fang took out these big pants and was about to put it on, because the battle was over, his awakening state and anger alighted, he fell into weakness all of a sudden and fell to the ground.

   "Googlu"

   Belly pressed on the ground, Chen Fang felt bad for a moment, and spent most of his effort to maintain the tight sphincter and prevent it from opening.

   "I'm going, it's so fierce, I can't help it anymore."

   Chen Fang regretted eating and drinking at the Daos family banquet at this time. Now that there is overcapacity, the backlog of inventory has to be dumped, and his grandma's loss is lost.

  On the third floor of the basement, there were only two people left in Kask yelling, one was holding a broken leg and wailing, the other wriggling on the ground, trying to crawl towards the closed gate of the research area.

   "My fellow... quickly... open the door... ah, I'm going to... suffocate people."

   Chen Fang knocked weakly on the door, and it was strange that the people inside could hear him with the strength of his knock.

  "Guru"

   His stomach churned again, and Chen Fang's pale face instantly became "ruddy".

   is dying, I can’t hold it anymore, if I soak up, I won’t be able to marry in the future, woo.

   "Kakaka"

   Just as Chen Fang was dying to death, the door was slowly opening, and dozens of pairs of feet appeared in front of him.

   "Hurry up... take me to the toilet, I'm going to... collapse."

   Chen Fang saw the door opened, and saw the researcher wearing a white coat with a panic expression on his face, he almost cried with emotion.

"who are you?"

   The person who asked Chen Fanghua was a man who was about 30 years old. His appearance was not handsome, but he had the temperament of a scholar, and his appearance was somewhat similar to Panther. He should be Higgs, the negative of the institute.

Today is an unforgettable day for Higgs. Until the night, he was still trying to figure out the inspiration he got from a child, focusing on the idea of ​​a new weapon, but as soon as the night fell, something unexpected happened. Things.

At that time, I happened to pass the control room and witnessed the scene where Panther shot and killed an on-duty officer who was arguing with him. In a panic, he left immediately, and happened to run into the wives who ran out of a room. Lucy was injured. The pregnant Ziya supported her. Although she didn't know what was going on, she always felt that something was going to happen, so she took the two wives back to the study area when no one was paying attention, and closed the door.

After learning from his wife that Panther was rebelling and the institute was about to face an enemy attack, Higgs used the external communications in the research room to call for help, but unexpectedly, the communications would be cut off before the words were finished. Here, he, his two wives and all the researchers spent every minute and every second with anxious mood.

The gate of the research area is made of diamond iron and is very strong. Even if it is bombarded with core energy, don’t want to open it in a short time. After it is closed, it can only be opened from the inside, so these people are still safe for the time being. However, Higgs was very worried about the safety of other personnel in the institute, but could not get in touch with the outside world and could only do it in a hurry.

There is a hidden camera on the door, and only the picture directly below can be seen. When Panther brought a few green robes and a few weird people to smash the door, Higgs knew that the other party could not smash it in a short time. It was opened, but it couldn't eliminate the worry in my heart. I was still worried.

In the following time, Higgs saw the green-robed men leave one by one and never came back, and there was hope in his heart. When finally Panther and the other man who remained at the door ran away hurriedly Later, this hope became an expectation.

   After waiting for a long time without seeing the other party back, Higgs was a little anxious. If his wife was not there to stop him, he would have to open the door and take a look.

Higgs didn't know how long he waited in front of the unrecognized surveillance screen, and then he felt a slight vibration. Then after ten minutes, he saw a hand on the surveillance screen, and then started from the hand. A man with a bare head wearing only a pair of arrogant underwear, climbed to the door and knocked weakly at the door.

   Higgs was in a strange mood when he saw this scene, and the expressions of the people who had been around him were also quite strange.

   "People who can wear this kind of underwear are not bad guys, right?" Higgs looked at his two wives with some uncertainty and asked.

   "Don't ask me, I don't know, I don't understand." Lucy shook her head simply, her eyes full of curiosity.

   "The good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting souls are one in a thousand. I think he should be the one who came to save us." Said touched her belly.

  ? ? ?

   Just by looking at a pair of underwear, you are so sure that he is the one who came to save us. You are pregnant because you are pregnant.

   Some of the researchers watching by the side thought about it, but he did not dare to say it.

   "Looking at his bald head, maybe he is not a good person, like those underworld bigwigs, many of them are bald." A researcher said.

"A bald head is a bad person? Where does the truth come from? Many people have bald heads when they are first born. Could it be that they were mixed with society in the mother's womb before they were born?" Someone immediately retorted. This researcher passed on the middle-aged baldness gene. Now my hair has begun to thin, and I will join the hairless family soon, so of course I am not happy to hear this at this time.

   The person who had spoken before did not answer his mouth, but he thought unconvinced that hundreds of millions of sperm grabbed an egg, and only the one who wins will be the boss. What is it that is not a triad?

   "No matter what he looks like, he seems to be seriously injured, let's bring him in first." Higgs ignored the two bickering researchers and stood up and said directly.

   "What if someone put him at the door on purpose?" someone among the researchers asked.

   This possibility is indeed very high, but Higgs can't bear to watch someone fall at the door and die, and he has his own judgment.

   "Let's open a crack in the door first and see what's going on outside." Higgs didn't bother to object to it after he said it, and directly pressed the switch.

The gate of the research area was carefully opened by a slit. After Higgs saw Panther holding his legs and howling in the distance through the crack of the door, he opened the gate completely before anyone else could react, and then he faced the ground. Chen Fang asked, "Who are you?"

   "Help, take me to the toilet, I can't hold it anymore."

   Chen Fang has no time to answer the question "Who am I?" that even the most powerful philosopher of Blue Star cannot answer. He just wants to go to the toilet now.

  ? ? ?

   I want to ask you something, you told me to go to the toilet, how do I react, Higgs looked dumbfounded.

After opening the door, Lucy, who had been alert to the situation outside, was surprised to see a messy area destroyed by the battle~lightnovelpub.net~, she couldn't think of what kind of battle would take place to build the special material. The place is destroyed like this.

   When she cast her gaze toward the upper passage, she saw Panther groaning in pain, pointed at him and said to her husband: "Husband, that's Panther, he seems to have broken his leg."

   "Well, leave him alone, let's take this man to the toilet first, he seems to be very uncomfortable." Higgs looked at the ground. Chen Fang said, flushed with cold sweat and trembling lips.

   "If you get hurt, take it to the infirmary, why go to the toilet?" Lucy was confused. She had only paid attention to the outside situation before, not paying attention to Chen Fang's state and words.

   There is an infirmary in the research area, which is set up to make it easier for people injured in the experiment to get treatment nearby.

   "I want to shit, hurry up... I can't hold it anymore." Chen Fang said impatiently.

"Vulgar, how can you say such words in front of pregnant women." Saya also saw the mess outside and Panther's situation, and intuitively thought Chen Fang was the one who came to rescue them, so she relaxed and just said casually. Make a joke.

   "I... my **** wants to vomit." Chen Fang's brain twisted, and said such a sentence that shocked everyone present.

   Higgs was covered with black lines, and asked to find a stretcher to carry Chen Fang, who was impaired, to the toilet.

   "Help... I take the big pants in and close the door first." Chen Fang, who was carried to the toilet, suddenly shouted from the corner.

   Higgs came back with his big pants on the ground not far away and closed the door.