Chapter 267 "Welcome Home!"

"Let me see."

   Tutu didn't understand what was going on with Jian Wuya's expression. He looked at the profile of the player in Heigou City suspiciously, and read it silently.

   "Selling ai based on my wife, after thousands of video feeds, it is basically the same as a real person."

   "The tone of voice and knowledge reserve, including face and body, are exactly the same as my wife."

   "Supports no-clothes version."

   "You can do whatever you want to her. In the crisis everywhere, I hope my wife can bring you some comfort."

   "Single AI price: 398 coupons."

  “.”

   After reading this passage.

  The consumptive rabbit fell silent.

  Jian Wuya was also silent.

   "Is this kind of behavior illegal before the game comes?"

  Consumptive Rabbit spoke first.

   "Uh, according to the legal terms at the time, it really wasn't illegal, but it might be a little immoral."

"so-"

  The rabbit paused for a while, and then said with the same complicated expression: "The reason why this Heigou City player posts so many daily posts with his wife is to make the buying customers have a sense of reality and substitution?"

"Yes."

Jian Wuya nodded with a more complicated complexion: "I specifically understand that after buying this 398 ai, there is an advanced version, and the advanced version of ai is based on this player. After buying this ai, you can see This player is kneeling aside and staring at you angrily."

   "Burst."

  The tuberculosis rabbit straightened up slowly, lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth, let out a long breath and said in a trance for the next time: "Heigou City really doesn't support idlers."

   At this time, players also began to study the warm and stress-relieving mini-game for the limited event of "Chinese Valentine's Day".

   "Let me see what a little game it is."

  The unkempt Li Yide looked away from the photos on the wall in a trance, and opened this small game. Ever since Xiaoqian left and disappeared, he felt really broken in love.

  He didn't even know when he would see Xiaoqian again.

exactly.

  He didn't even know if Xiaoqian had her own soul.

  Perhaps this so-called warm little game should make him feel better, and he should cheer up as soon as possible!

   Li Yide opened the game in a daze.

  The game is projected in mid-air, with a semi-virtual handle with a sense of reality, allowing him to control his own game character.

   The game is beautiful.

   is a city that looks like ruins, but it is quite real. The garbage bags and discarded newspapers on the ground are as real as they are, and the character he manipulates is a young man in sportswear.

   Well, enter the novice tutorial.

  Li Yide muttered while manipulating the character.

   "Forward, backward, left and right, big run, jump, gone?"

   "Isn't this game too simple?"

   There are only a few buttons in total, and the jumps back and forth and left and right are gone.

   There is not even an attack button. As the system announcement said, this is a healing game, so there are no game plots for fighting monsters at all.

   The gameplay is also very simple.

   Just follow the route to the end.

  Familiar with the rules of the game, Li Yide began to casually control the game characters.

   "Well, first climb to the roof of the house in front of you, and then climb to the first floor platform along this steel pipe."

  “This game seems to have many layers, and the level is not forward, but extends toward the sky.”

   "Then just walk forward along the steel pipe, and jump when you encounter a gap."

   "This is not too difficult."

  Next second—

  His hand slipped, and the game character he was controlling accidentally fell off the roof that he had managed to get to.

   "It's okay, just start over from the beginning."

  Li Yide gradually became serious. After falling again and again, and spending 4 hours, he finally climbed to the seventh floor platform step by step. At this time, he was already more than 300 meters above the ground.

   "Huh!"

  At this time, he no longer had the randomness at the beginning, but gripped the handle with sweaty palms, carefully controlling every move of his character, for fear of accidentally falling, as long as he fell, he would have to start all over again!

  Finally, when he was about to jump to the eighth-floor platform, the character he was controlling stepped on the air, and his whole body fell towards the ground in an instant.

  The board in front of the floor turned out to be fake!

   Jumping on it will step on the air!

   Gotta jump sideways!

  “.”

  See it.

  Li Yide's body froze in place, his lips trembling as he looked at the falling character in the picture.

In the middle of the fall, he kept encountering the sixth platform, the fifth platform, and the fourth platform. He was very familiar with each level. These levels took him a lot of energy to climb up, but now because of a hand slip Fall straight down from the seventh floor platform!

   Half a minute passed.

  The character he controls has fallen to the ground, surrounded by the familiar ruined city, and festive music is playing in the game, as if celebrating his return home!

  Four large characters also appeared on the game screen—Welcome home!

   At this time, he noticed the name of this little game.

"Welcome home!"

   Falling to the starting point again, everything has to start again, this game does not have any save files, as long as you fall, you have to start all over again!

   After a long while, Li Yide couldn't help but roared in a broken voice, and smashed the handle in his hand towards the bed!

   "I%￥￥%￥&*&￥%your mother!"

   "*&%...￥You#￥%Mom%#￥￥% Forced!"

   I can see it.

   This small game should not help Li Yide relieve stress.

  At this time, all the players in the world who play this small game are almost in a state of extreme irritability and roaring with collapse.

  What a **** broken game!

  Ghost knows how much effort they have wasted, finally climbed to the top, walked carefully step by step, and didn't even dare to run!

The results of it?

   If their hands are shaking, or if they make a mistake in the operation, they will admit it!

  But with all kinds of disgusting traps, every player can't help smashing the handle in his hand to pieces!

  There is a good road ahead, but if you jump on it, you will still step on the air!

  Obviously the level was cleared immediately, but suddenly a giant dragon flew from the sky, and slapped the character being controlled!

All kinds of sudden accidents caused countless players who climbed to the top to fall back to the starting point, and made everyone realize that the four words "Welcome home" may not be a blessing, but sometimes, it may also be a A vicious curse, or a provocative provocation!

Relieve stress?

  In the beginning, most players were not that irritable, but after playing this game, most players are now in a state of extreme irritability!

   I don’t know where the Xuehai project team suddenly appeared malicious.

  Do no harm.

  Pure disgusting people.

   At least many players have scolded the Xuehai project team in their hearts at this time!

  No one can accept the feeling that several hours of hard work suddenly turn into ashes!

  Especially this kind of feeling is still experienced frequently!

   It is constantly provoking people's psychological endurance!

  “.”

  The tuberculosis rabbit remained silent for a while, then threw the handle in his hand to the sky with no expression on his face: "It's just 300 points coupons, you can deduct them if you like, I don't lack for grandpa."

   "This silly dog ​​game is completely irritating."

  At first he really thought it was a casual game.

  Since he had just climbed to the eleventh floor and was walking on a pipe, a piece of that pipe suddenly disappeared, causing him to fall straight from the eleventh floor to the first floor.

   Four large characters appeared on the game screen.

Welcome home.

  He knew it was a disgusting silly dog ​​game.

   It took only 1 minute to fall.

  God knows how long he's been climbing?

   I can’t continue playing, I can’t continue playing at all, it can relieve the pressure of the fart, the more I play, the more irritable I feel, but Brother Yi is smart, after trying a few times, he threw the controller away, and he has no idea of ​​​​challenging at all.

  In this kind of game, even if the challenge is successful, you will get the gift bag reward for the fastest pass.

  In this process, the countless failures of all previous efforts are enough to make people mental.

  That little reward, simply pretend that you didn’t see it, and don’t want it.

   And then—

   Jiaye, who was lying on the beach chair beside him, glanced at the collapsed Tutu with a smile and said, "No, I think this game is quite relaxing. Just don't climb those."

   "If you just look at the scenery, the scenery is indeed pretty good."

  “I think this game is trying to tell us that if we don’t pursue utilitarianism so much, maybe the scenery around us can also be beautiful.”

"No."

   Tutu shook his head, and said blankly: "I think this game is provoking us, and wants to see us blushing and irritable."

   "I can't bear it."

  (end of this chapter)