Chapter 344 "Brother Yi has maintained this posture for a long time, right?"

  When Chen Yi woke up again, he found himself lying on Xu Yue's body, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Xu Yue's eyes filled with tears.

"Grass!"

  Woke up, Chen Yi suddenly jumped up from the bed, quickly put on the clothes that he didn't know when he had taken off, quickly swept around the room and shouted: "Jiaye, Jiaye?!"

  But looking around, I can't see Jiaye people.

  Leave him alone in the whole room.

its not right.

  He looked at the B-level item "Absolute Pure" whose number of uses had been reset to zero. He was only dizzy for 30 seconds, and Jiaye shouldn't be able to go far.

  Is he worried that his props are exhausted? After all, he has the title of being able to recharge the number of times the props are used. He just doesn't want to make things so absurd.

   Just when Chen Yi was anxiously getting up to look for Jiaye.

   But he hasn't left yet.

   Then I saw Jiaye coming out from the side, pushing him onto Xu Yue, lying on him and hugging his waist from behind, whispering: "Actually, sister Xu Yue is also a hard-working person, just like me."

   "You have done everything, you don't want to just leave like this and be irresponsible?"

   "I can accept it. After all, I don't want to be killed by you every day. With Xu Yue, you can kill her when you want buffs in the future. She doesn't have to go to hell, immortality is just right for you."

   "Don't talk, I want to hug you."

  “.”

  “.”

  “.”

  If the emotion can be displayed in words, you can see four huge white exclamation marks hanging on Chen Yi's forehead, his body is stiff, and he dare not make any unnecessary movements at all.

   Like a sandwich biscuit, sandwiched between two women.

  Before entering this room.

  He had imagined the scene he was facing, being interrogated continuously by two women, just like the millstone being pulled by two donkeys in the center of the Shura field, it was extremely difficult for a spirit.

   But did not expect.

  Although it is different from what I thought, it seems to be the same.

   It is indeed sandwiched in the middle, a sandwich biscuit.

  Besides his body being stiff, he didn't know what he should do now. He even recited 300 Tang poems silently in his heart to drive out all the distracting thoughts in his heart so that he would be free from desires.

  “.Why do you keep reciting poems?”

   At this moment, Xu Yue, who was lying on the bed with tears of humiliation in his eyes, suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Chen Yi incomprehensibly.

  “.”

  Chen Yi tilted his head towards the door expressionlessly, and he forgot that this woman can hear her heart, and these are some broken props.

   Fuck someday!

  He must install a camera on the back of the head, and install a soundproof wall on the heart.

   "For three!"

   "Four to four!"

  The tuberculosis rabbit squatted on the chair with an excited expression, smashed two poker cards that were a full meter high on the table, pointed at Li Yide who was sitting opposite, and grinned: "Do you want to? Come and talk, do you want to?"

  “.”

  Li Yide looked at the card in his hand with a teary face.

  「5, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, two kings.」

  He can think of how to win with his ass!

  There is no blow outside, he presses down with a king blow, and then makes a 5-9 straight, there is a high probability that there is no card outside that can press his straight, and then he plays a single 5, and directly runs out of cards in his hand.

   The chances of winning are great.

but.

  He looked up, and the consumptive rabbit, who was squatting on the opposite table and chair with an obviously excited expression, silently threw out two fives a little aggrieved.

   "Two fives, press on."

"good!"

   Tuberculosis nodded with satisfaction: "Two 7s, do you want it?"

   "I'm sorry."

   "Three with two!"

Just when Kutu got up, took out five huge playing cards from his pocket, stood up on the chair and was about to smash them heavily on the table, the door of the side room suddenly opened, and Chen Yi, Jiaye and Xu Yuesan were expressionless. The people came out together.

  See it.

  Consumptive Rabbit hurriedly dropped the poker cards in his hand, stood up and greeted him, grinning excitedly and said, "Hello, brother Yi, hello sister-in-law, uh."

  He paused on Xu Yue, then looked at Jiaye tentatively and said, "What should I call this person?"

"It will be all right."

"clear."

   Tutu nodded meaningfully, turned around and met Jian Wuya's eyes behind him, both foxes saw the slyness and smile in each other's eyes.

"Without further ado."

  Chen Yi leaned on a cane in one hand with a cold face, and walked towards the table next to him: "Everyone put your mind away, we are facing a life-and-death crisis, if we don't handle it properly, our lives will be in danger."

   "When is it, are you still concerned about these things?"

  Perhaps Chen Yi's tone was a bit serious, Kutu, Jian Wuya and the others looked at each other, but they also put away their smiles, and sat on the table in a serious manner, waiting for Brother Yi to speak.

  In the hall, in front of a long table.

  Chen Yi looked cold and leaned on a cane, looking at the group of people sitting on both sides of the table below, and glanced over everyone without saying a word, looking extremely oppressive and majestic.

   However, in a place where everyone can't see.

  His legs were vibrating at an even frequency.

   It's really sour.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him seriously, waiting for him to say something big, but Chen Yi felt a little chills down his back, and kept urging himself anxiously to come up with something that could calm these people down. Big things are coming.

  What a big deal!

   Recently, there was a fart, and the biggest thing was what the **** happened today!

  But he must come up with a big deal today, so that he can control the whole situation, lest the situation develop in an unpredictable direction.

   About half a minute passed.

  Chen Yi's eyes lit up, and he tilted his head to look at Kutu and Jian Wuya with a cold face: "You two, do you know that you have killed a **** before?"

   "Can you be convicted?"

  “.”

  The tuberculosis rabbit looked at Chen Yi in a daze, his innocent eyes blinked and he didn't know how to reply at all, and tentatively asked: "Well, do you want to know this or don't know?"

   "You can know."

   "Then I am guilty."

   "Since I pleaded guilty, I will be pulled down and beheaded."

"yes."

  Jian Wuya stood up to accept the order with a blank face, then grabbed the consumptive rabbit by the neck and walked out of the hall.

"Etc., etc!"

The consumptive rabbit who hadn't reacted yet saw that Jian Wuya didn't look like he was joking, so he said loudly in a dazed voice, "What's going on, you're going to kill me suddenly? Wait, Jian Wuya hasn't pleaded guilty yet. If I die, who will kill him?"

   "Hammer."

  Chen Yi continued to speak coldly.

"exist!"

  The mountain-like hammer immediately stood up and said.

   "If you pull it down, you will be chopped off."

  Chen Yi pointed to Li Yide, who was still holding a pair of playing cards, and waved his hands a little irritably.

"yes!"

   "Brother Yi, isn't the procedure over? I haven't pleaded guilty yet?"

  Li Yide tremblingly said bitterly: "Why don't you try under torture? I have a very strict mouth, and I will definitely not plead guilty. As long as I don't plead guilty, I can't be beheaded, right?"

  The hammer completely ignored what Li Yide was muttering, grabbed Li Yide's collar, and strode out of the hall like a small shrimp. The fox tail drooped on the ground and was dragged out of the hall all the way.

   After everyone exited the hall.

  Chen Yicai finally couldn't hold back anymore. He sat down on the chair, took out a cigarette from his pocket and threw it into his mouth, rubbed his temple lightly and said in a dazed voice, "Let me take it easy."

   "Everyone is tired too, take a rest."

   After a while.

  Chen Yi suddenly stood up with a serious expression and slapped his forehead: "I suddenly heard something. I haven't participated in the limited National Day event yet. I have to go back first. You guys are busy first."

  "You can't return for less than 6 hours, and you will be forced to return after staying for more than 6 hours."

  He sat down again and continued to be silent.

  14:37 p.m.

  Accompanied by a portal slowly opening on the rooftop, Chen Yi and his party returned safely, including Li Yide, who also returned safely.

   It was a good trip, or at least most people thought so.

  Chen Yi, who had just landed, immediately entered a very busy state, carefully checking the National Day limited event in front of him.

  「Ding, game event announcement!」

  「From October 1st to October 3rd, the "National Day" special limited event is officially open!"

  「All players can participate in this event within these three days.」

  「Activity 1」: The ruler of the country.

   Within three days of the event, a limited intracranial online game will be launched. All Blue Star players will play the role of the king in this game. They can spend points to recruit rewards, troops, and start wars to rob other players of resources.

   After the event ends, the top 100 players with war merits will receive exclusive titles and special gift packages.

  This event is sponsored by the free real-time sand table strategy mobile game played by 300 million people.

  「Activity 2」: National Day holiday.

   During these three days, all players will not die for any reason, and they can enjoy their vacation with peace of mind.

  「Activity 3」: Double salary.

  During the event period, all players will get double the rewards they get on any map, mission, etc.

  「Event 4」: Wanton buying.

During the event period, all players can log in to the star map. The star map is a function that can only be opened on two planets. It is a large-scale shopping platform shared by all players. Only one item can be purchased. This purchase can break through any Means to obtain props gift restrictions from outside players.

  「Activity 5」: Crazy strengthening.

  During the event period, all players' vehicle enhancements can break through the limit, and there is no upper limit.

  「Event 6」: Time-limited gift pack.

  All players can purchase a National Day gift pack worth 199 points, which contains a National Day firework and a random E-level item, and the store has launched a National Day fashion set worth 1999 points.

   "Will not die?"

  Chen Yi looked at the content of this event, and licked the corner of his mouth with some regret. It would have been better if this event had been earlier. With his current life value of over 100 million plus anti-injury armor, if there is another three-day buff that will not kill him.

  He didn't go anywhere for the past three days.

   Just sleep in the void star.

   Harvest life points slowly, don’t be too cool, unfortunately, I have no chance to go to other stars. The last time I went to Niubi Xingyuan, I exchanged favors with the Xuehai project team.

   And the Xuehai project team also clearly stated that their authority can only be used once.

   It's October.

   There are still nearly 6 months before Blue Star's novice protection period officially ends, almost half a year, which is still a bit long. With his current strength, he dare not say that Blue Star will be recommended to five books and six books.

  But there is no problem in escorting Blue Star all the way to Sanben Planet with the strength of one person.

  As for the map trial for the promotion of the second planet, it is like a toy to him.

  A long time ago, he could be responsible for the map trial of the second planet, not to mention that his strength is greatly enhanced now.

  Unless he has a brain twitch and insists on running to the trial map of the second planet of Blue Star, he acts as a boss to increase the strength of the Blue Star players, otherwise Blue Star is almost unwilling to fail in promotion to the second planet.

   But this wanton buying is a bit interesting.

  It can break through the restriction that the player cannot obtain any external player props, and buy an prop on the star map. It just so happens that he has always had a prop in the outside world, and there is no way to get it back. He just took this opportunity to get it back.

   Then he opened the chat panel with Li Yi.

   "Brother Li Yi, didn't I ask you to find an item last time? I now have the authority to buy an item on the star map, please put it on the shelf."

"Okay, my bidding price is 30% higher than the market price, otherwise it will be taken away by others in seconds. The uid of the item is: 73187238sdaakjsdk, just search it, and I will refund you the money after you take the photo. "

   "No, that's embarrassing, isn't it?"

   After Chen Yi and Li Yi said a few polite words, they opened the star map panel, entered the event uid into the search box, and then chose to buy.

  「98w coupons will be deducted.」

  Accompanied by the system prompt sound.

  He took out an item from his backpack, handed it to the hammer beside him, and said with a smile, "Here, here you are, with this you can return to normal."

   "Thank you, Brother Yi."

  Although Iron Hammer didn't know what this item was, he thanked him very excitedly, and then shared the item panel in front of everyone.

   "Prop Name": Head Therapy Instrument.

   "Item Level": B-level.

  "Prop Effect": It can treat 99% of diseases related to the head, including cerebral palsy, mental illness, depression, mania, cerebral thrombosis, etc.

   "Number of Uses": 1/1.

  "Prop Restrictions": This prop can only be used by players under three meters in height, and the head must be able to be inserted normally into the head treatment ritual. If the head is too large, it cannot be used normally.

  「Introduction to props」: "I said I was not sick, but they all said I was sick."

  Although the iron hammer is not very easy to use, he is not a fool. Naturally, he knows that this thing is for his own treatment, so he put this thing like a motorcycle helmet on his head on the spot.

   and activate on the spot.

   "Stab!"

  A white light flashed, and the hair treatment device suddenly lost its luster and fell to the ground. It looked ordinary, and the number of uses had been exhausted.

"How about it?"

  Chen Yi looked at the hammer expectantly, waiting for the hammer to return to normal, and greeted them.

but.

  I saw Tie Hammer glance around blankly, looking at Brother Yi without any change and stammering: "What. How. How?"

   "Can't you?"

  Chen Yi squatted down and picked up the helmet. He frowned slightly and thought about it carefully, but didn't speak. Isn't this head therapy device said to be able to cure 99% of head diseases? Could it be that the hammer is so unlucky that it happens to be 1%?

   "Let's forget it."

  At this time, Jiaye also came forward, put his arm around Chen Yi's shoulder and whispered, "Brother Yi, you have tried your best, maybe my brother is really that 1%, so don't blame yourself too much."

   "Don't worry."

  Chen Yi shook his head, activated the multi-star title "One Person Exterminates the Clan", and after recovering the number of uses of the head therapy instrument in front of him, he took out a Supreme Radiance from his bosom again.

   Smashed it on the spot.

  With the flickering light, the panel of the head therapy device in front of me slowly changed under the eyes of everyone.

   "Prop Name": Head Therapy Instrument (Premium Edition).

   "Item Level": B-level.

  "Prop Effect": It can treat 100% of the diseases related to the head, including cerebral palsy, mental illness, depression, mania, cerebral thrombosis, etc., and purify all negative effects of itself.

  As long as there is a head, even if the player dies, as long as the item is worn on the player's head.

  You can instantly pull players up from **** without having to participate in the **** return map, but you can’t pull players who have become cleaners up from the depths of hell.

   "Number of Uses": 1/1.

  "Prop Restrictions": This prop can only be used by players under three meters in height, and the head must be able to be inserted normally into the head treatment ritual. If the head is too large, it cannot be used normally.

  「Introduction to props」: "I said I was not sick, but they all said I was sick."

   I have to say that the effect of the Ultimate Edition is really strong.

  This effect is an enhancement visible to the naked eye, and there are two more practical and powerful effects, but for them, the most practical effect is that the original 99% has become 100%.

  Even the consumptive rabbit couldn't help sighing again when he saw it: "This ultimate light is really a good thing. It would be great if I could have it infinitely."

   "Try it on."

  Chen Yi heaved a sigh of relief, with a smile on his face, he got up and handed the scalp therapy device in his hand to Hammer. As long as he can cure Hammer's cerebral palsy, these expenses are worth it.

"good"

  Nodding with the sound of the hammer and urn, he took the ultimate version of the head therapy device and put it on his head.

  The white light flashed again.

  The light on the head therapy device disappeared again, and fell to the ground again.

"How about it?"

  Jiaye looked up at the hammer in anticipation and tentatively said, "Do you feel that you have a lot of clarity in your head? It feels like you can figure out a lot of things in a flash?"

"hold head high"

  Tie Hammer glanced around blankly, as if sensing everyone's expectations, he lowered his head with some self-blame and whispered: "It's useless, but I feel a lot lighter."

  “.”

  Chen Yi remained expressionless and silent on the spot, propping his chin with one hand and meditating without speaking. Didn’t it mean that 100% of brain diseases can be cured? Can the prop panel still deceive people?

"etc!"

The consumptive rabbit who suddenly reacted, a possibility flashed in his mind, and he asked with a strange expression: "Is there a possibility that we made a mistake from the beginning? The hammer is not cerebral palsy? Stuttering?"

  Chen Yi also reacted somewhat and turned his head to look at Jiaye: "That? Isn't the hammer a pathological cerebral palsy?"

   "I don't know."

   Jiaye was also a little dazed: "We never went to the hospital for testing, but my brother has been like this since he was a child. I searched some information on the Internet and said it was cerebral palsy. I always thought it was cerebral palsy."

  “.”

   For a while, everyone was a little silent.

   Dare love hammer brain without any disease?

  Born like this?

   "It's not right."

  The tuberculosis rabbit said a little dissatisfied: "Even if the hammer is born with a low IQ, it should be considered a brain disease, right? Why not treat it?"

   "Is a low IQ a disease?"

"if not?"

   "Does a high IQ count as a disease?"

   "Of course it counts." Consumptive Rabbit said plausibly: "Then everyone on the Internet said that Einstein's IQ became extremely high because of his brain disease? Of course this is also considered a disease."

Chen Yi didn't care about the dispute between Tutu and Jian Wuya. Judging from the current situation, Iron Hammer's brain should not be fixed for the time being, even the most perfect props can't be repaired, so this difficulty is beyond what they can handle now .

  Maybe you have to find some props to repair IQ in the future.

"correct."

   Tutu slapped his forehead suddenly, and said in a speechless voice: "Look at my brain, I almost forgot such an important thing as me, I am too focused on eating melons, how can I forget such an important thing."

  After that, he hurriedly took out a tattered boot from his bosom, trotted all the way to Chen Yi, and handed it over with a flattering smile.

   "Brother Yi, come on, please put away the SSS-level prop Sea God's boots."

   "This is the item you hooked with the gold miner profession when you left for the first time to the Baifeng Clan. It's SSS-level, take a look."

   "SSS level?"

   Chen Yi, who hadn't had time to react, was stunned for a moment, and looked at the pair of sea-smelling boots in his hands in disbelief, and then the panel of the boots popped out.

  The series of prop effects on the panel.

   and the flowing glazing around the panel.

  Chen Yi's breathing stopped for a moment.

   Even his body tensed up, this is an SSS-level prop, he actually hooked a SSS-level prop with a gold miner?

  Gold miners can hook SSS level props?

   Although the job effect of the gold miner clearly states that it can be hooked to any level of props, the upper limit of which is SSS level props, but he really didn't expect that he would have such luck, and he really hooked SSS level props.

   Six hours later.

  The time came to nine o'clock in the evening, and the night was already dark.

"fragrant!"

The tuberculosis rabbit sat by the grill, fanned the fragrant meat tendons on the grill with a cattail fan, took a deep breath with a satisfied expression, and couldn't help but sigh with happiness on his face: "It's a pity that you can't drink alcohol in October, A lot of fun is missing, otherwise it would be the joy of the world!"

"correct."

  The Tutu who suddenly realized something, looked up at the back of Brother Yi who was sitting motionless on the edge of the beach and seriously fiddled with the huge mine hook, and said with a strange expression: "Brother Yi has maintained this posture for a long time, right?"

"Um."

Jian Wuya nodded approvingly, picked up a skewer and put it into his mouth, and after he rolled it hard, he shook his head helplessly and said: "Ever since Brother Yi learned that he was hooked back by a gold miner six hours ago, An SSS-level prop Sea God's boots."

   "Just keep this posture."

   "I don't eat, I don't sleep, and I don't care about activities."

   "It's quite a posture to hook back an SSS-level prop before the gold miner profession expires."

   "My sister-in-law tried to persuade her, but it didn't help at all."

  (end of this chapter)