Part-time as God of the Heavens

v8 Chapter 3: rua adolescent blues

Who am I, where am I, what happened?

With the dizziness of his head and the pain of his whole body, Bruce gradually remembered-I am Bruce Wayne, I PK with the new fighting coach in my manor training room, and then...

Not only did I fail to kick this target that stood still and couldn't move, but I was also thrown out by a hand?

Bruce looked dumbfounded, but quickly realized that this is definitely the coach he wants!

"Master, master... are you okay?" Alfred stepped up to check Bruce's injury with some worry. To be honest, he had been putting his hand on the gun just now and was ready to shoot... if he hadn't seen Zhou Yi If there is an obvious retraction movement.

"Alfred, did you see how he did it?" Bruce waved his hand and asked.

"I saw, Mr. Zhou just stood there, but you didn't kick him, Master," Alfred said, still feeling a little incredulous, "Then... Mr. Zhou grabbed your calf and threw you. Went out."

"The foot didn't move?" Bruce touched his waist, grinned, and sucked in a cold breath.

"Nothing." Alfred said with certainty.

"You are hired." Bruce raised his head and said to Zhou Yi.

"Don't worry, I need to explain first." Zhou Yi said, "First of all, I am a fitness coach."

"O(?Д?)っ!" Bruce and Alfred both showed surprised expressions.

As far as your physical strength and fighting skills are concerned, it seems that the fitness trainer seems a little too good to match!

Could it be that……

Both of them realized a little at the same time.

"That's it, it's normal for a fitness coach to have a little fighting skills!" Zhou Yi laughed, "So, to be precise, I should be your fitness coach. Then, the second one is, if you want to hire In my case, I will provide your fitness, diet, and training plans, but you must strictly follow the plan content, otherwise I will terminate the training and will not refund the fees paid before. The third is that my coach fees need to be advanced in advance Pay."

"Yes, but your plan must be within my tolerance, and you need a limited time every day. I need time to deal with the group's business." Bruce thought for a while and found a few loopholes.

"Of course, this is as it should be," Zhou Yi nodded. "The plan I made will definitely be within your tolerance. Then, let's discuss the salary issue now?"

"How about ten million dollars a year?" Bruce stood up and said with Alfred's help.

"Um..." Zhou Yi pondered for a while, originally wanting to increase the price, but immediately thought of an idea, and agreed, "Yes."

"Happy cooperation in the following days, Mr. Zhou." Bruce came to Zhou Yi with some difficulty, stretched out his hand, and said solemnly.

However, Bruce's height after adulthood is only 188cm, which is not as high as Zhou Yigao now. Now, the 15-year-old Bruce is only 150cm, and his already immature face is still a little bruised. Speaking of such serious words, Makes people feel...

So cute, contrast cute!

Zhou Yi, who seems to be 21 years old but has a mentality of more than 40 years old, decisively stretched out his hand and shook Bruce's hand, and then stretched it over his head in Bruce's blank eyes, rua and rua.

Rua again.

Bashi!

"What are you...what are you doing?!" Bruce stepped back quickly, his expression still calm, but his tone of voice exposed his inner uneasiness.

Alfred on the side clenched his waist pistol tightly.

I can't touch it casually! It is a shame to let an outsider touch the young master's head!

"Now, this is my unique treatment method!" Zhou Yi gave a good evaluation in his heart, and explained, "The 10 million dollars just now are just my compensation for your basic training and planning. If you need mine The unique treatment method is like the case just now, it needs to add money!"

"What! I don't need..." Bruce was about to refuse righteously, and suddenly felt a burst of heat flowing down the top of Zhou Yirua's head, rushing all over his body.

The warm feeling envelops all the places that are still faintly painful, and it makes people want to groan comfortably.

However, Bruce felt that it was too ashamed to make such a sound, and noticed that Zhou Yi in front of him took out a camera...Wait, where did this camera come from!

"What do you want to do?" Bruce forcibly suppressed the urge to groan because of his comfort, and asked.

"This is recording your body's response to my treatment method, because different people have different physiques, so there will be different effects. Now it seems...the effect is still good." Zhou Yi said nonsense. , Retracted the camera, took out a mirror and handed it to Bruce.

"..."

Where did you touch this mirror?

With this thought flashing through his heart, Bruce took a look in the mirror subconsciously and was startled.

"Master..." Alfred also exclaimed, "All the injuries on your face are healed!"

"No, it's not just on the face," Bruce tried to move his body, with a hint of surprise in his tone, "I...all of it is also healed!"

After the warm current disappeared, all the faint pains on the body before, there was no abnormality at all, and it was restored as before.

According to past experience, even with the best treatment, it takes about a week for such an injury to fully recover, but now, it is only a moment?

but……

"Money is not a problem, I only ask you one thing." Bruce temporarily suppressed the idea of ​​asking Zhou Yi what the principle is, and asked him what he cares most at this moment. "This treatment can only be done like you just... …Means, touch the head?"

When he said this, Bruce felt like his hair was being rubbed repeatedly by a big hand.

People can’t, at least they shouldn’t...

"Of course not!" Zhou Yi smiled and continued to talk nonsense, "However, according to Huaguo, the three flowers gather at the top, so the fastest treatment from the head!"

"That's good," Bruce breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that there were other parts, "then let's change the place."

"Then only the **** is left~"

"!!! Then let's look back!"

Little Bruce was so frightened that he quickly changed his words.

"Well, the next step is to discuss the price of this treatment package." Zhou Yi nodded with satisfaction.

In fact, Zhou Yi can give Bruce a treatment in the air, but the blues hair of this age is really so sensible, so as an old senior, I can only teach young people without martial arts. !

"Sir," Alfred smiled barely, "shouldn't this be included in the training?"

Money is another matter, mainly because Alfred always feels that Zhou Yi seems to be plotting wrongdoing with his young master. What's the matter?

I feel that my status as an elder of Bruce is threatened!

"No, no, maybe I didn't make it clear. The 10 million dollars a year before was just basic general fitness guidance and training plan formulation," Zhou Yi shook his head. "It's the same as applying for a gym card. There will be no other packages afterwards. That's it!"

"Another ten million?" Bruce asked.

"This is different from the previous one. I believe you have guessed it. This is not something ordinary ability can do, but a kind of magical power, which I call...magic." Zhou Yi smiled slightly, revealing the profiteer. Cheating, "Twenty million a year will do~"

"Add another ten million and teach me the magic." Bruce said calmly.

Bruce's receptive ability is very strong. He can heal his body in such a short period of time. If it is magic, it seems that there is no problem.

"Are you thinking about peaches? Enjoying treatment and mastery are not the same thing at all!"

"Then add 10 million, 30 million, plus the previous 10 million, for a total of 40 million, how about?" Bruce said calmly, "Also, what does it mean to want to eat peaches?"

"I want to eat peaches using metaphors, and the hidden meaning is that you want to be beautiful," Zhou Yi waved his hand angrily, "50 million! Ten million is the one who made your fitness training plan and instructed you. , Forty million is for me to teach you how to use healing magic and keep you using it for free during the teaching period, how?"

"Healing magic..." Bruce pondered for a while, "meaning you know other magic, don't you?"

"Tsk, it's true," Zhou Yi admitted generously, "So do you want to buy another package for learning other magic? It will be a package for learning~"

"What's the price after learning everything?" Bruce asked directly.

He had a hunch that if he didn't ask that, Zhou Yi might sell an astronomical number of packages one by one.

Your own money is indeed a lot, but you can't just spend it casually, at least you have to spend it where it is useful.

"Ha..." Zhou Yi laughed out loud.

"What's the matter?" Bruce frowned slightly. "Am I wrong?"

"There is a problem, and the problem is very big," Zhou Yi smiled, "Let's not talk about your learning speed of magic... Then, how is your memory?"

"Very good." Bruce replied without hesitation. "I can never forget."

"Let's put it this way, even if you can stay unforgettable and spend all your time learning magic without doing other things, it is impossible to finish learning the magic that I know," Zhou Yi said with a smile, " But if you have to study, it is not impossible to bargain, but I think these things should wait for you to make a decision."

"...Yes." Bruce reacted. He seemed to be unconsciously stimulated by Zhou Yi's package, and he fell into the mood of impulsive consumption!

Zhou Yi expressed his praise for this.

This is the means of marketing, relying solely on the charm of the product and the use of words can arouse customers' desire for consumption, and then guide consumption!

If it weren’t for the money to arrive sooner or later, it wouldn’t make any difference. Anyway, the experience value can only be counted after the teaching is completely completed. Zhou Yi might just fool Bruce into buying all the "packages" and let the [Fitness Coach] be a professional Step into the master class.

As a fitness coach, it is normal to teach a little magic to make money!

What I have to say is...When there is a shortage of money and experience points, the holder of the banknote ability is indeed the eternal god!

"So, happy cooperation." Zhou Yi smiled and nodded and looked at Alfred, "I need to look at Bruce's current training plan and schedule, etc... By the way, other coaches can be dismissed."

"Yes, I still have Master Wayne's physical condition form here, do I need to get a copy for you?" Alfred asked while nodding his head in agreement.

Over the years, Alfred had also heard of some secret things, but had never seen it with his own eyes, so he was able to accept the existence of magic.

The only thing to worry about is whether Zhou Yi has any other ideas... Alfred has already thought of this, but he can't say it in person now. If it is really bad for the visitor, if he doesn't do it now, It means that there is no such ability, or what other means are needed to slowly influence. In short, the investigation is affirmative, and the alert is also affirmative! Alfred has made up his mind and will prepare corresponding measures to deal with Zhou Yi's possible means afterwards!

Maybe, the previous scratching of the head was a means of casting some evil spell!

Alfred thought secretly, exchanged a wave of information with his young master, and successfully reached an agreement.

"No need, I have my method, which is more accurate than the current machine." Zhou Yi shook his head.

It's just a matter of detecting magic.

As for Bruce and Alfred's thoughts... Zhou Yi could guess it even if he didn't use telepathy.

Bruce was originally suspicious of his nature, doubting everyone, and preparing for other people, whether his teammates or opponents, to deal with strike measures is his basic operation. And so on... If you guessed it right, it is estimated that after some time, the Anti-Zhou Yi plan will be written and prepared.

Zhou Yi didn't have any response to this. They were willing to plan and let them plan. Under the pressure of absolute strength, no amount of planning would be useful.

As long as the Bruce of this world doesn't toss out some ghosts like hellbat armor...

Besides, under the double influence of the opening of the heart of justice and his subsequent actions, Zhou Yi believes that Alfred will soon believe in himself!

Bruce...

Adolescent children are the best time to shape their outlook on life and values!

Such a good opportunity, as a fitness trainer, by the way, I will teach you about the psychological issues and tune it up...Ah no, it is normal to guide a child's future development well!

ps: There are too many things today... 10,000 tomorrow!