Part-Time Taoist Priest

Chapter 51: Tachibana Festival (below)

Pang Jie’s voice was too miserable. Many people who heard this last time heard this sound, and they still appeared in the ghost film. They could not see the mask blocked by Pang Jie.

Even many people think that Pang Jie is called because the teacher has crushed his mobile phone.

Why are you so angry? Director Pang had some doubts. He wanted to mediate and saw that the teacher had broken the Pang Jie mobile phone and was surprised by this hand.

Pang Jie stepped back a few steps, because the teacher still glared at his mobile phone, so his head was pulled forward and his body was stunned and retreated, because he met Director Pang and stopped.

When Director Pang came over, he just saw the full screen of Pang Jie’s mobile phone. It’s no wonder that he hung his mobile phone in front of him and grabbed Pang Jie’s shoulder angrily. “How do you still broadcast live!”

Also have a mood to live broadcast? Pang Jie looked up and panicked. "He, he..."

Because of Pang’s words, the scene boiled up. Pang Jie’s mother was a little embarrassed. She originally wanted to talk with her mobile phone. Now she is very excited. She has maintained a few words and no one has heard it.

Pang Jie stood in the same place, he just looked at it again, but found that the mask of the teacher has changed back to the original, and the smile on the wooden mask is still a sly smile. Is it just an illusion?

The quarrels and accusations of the people in the ear, the mother’s sharp protests, all could not enter Pang Jie’s ears, and he was all stunned.

But at this time, the teacher was dragging Pang Jie’s mobile phone with a rope, and gave him back, holding his neck in one hand!

Pang Jie only felt that his hand was like a pair of iron tongs, and his face was dead and dead. In a flash, his face was full of blood and red, and a little "squeaky" sound was heard in his throat, but he couldn't say half a word.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Pang Jie's mother was anxious, and rushed to the hands of the teacher.

In addition, the teacher who played the grandfather also rushed up, but he grabbed Pang Jie’s mother and threw it a few meters away. His strength was also great. Pang Jie’s mother squatted and smashed on the ground. The arm can't speak.

The scene seemed a bit confusing. Everyone wanted to go to the sergeant, but his hand was too dead, and he couldn’t open it. Pang Jie’s eyes turned white.

The teacher of a team felt wrong and said, "Grandma, what are you doing!"

"Call him to apologize to me!" The grandmother, who plays the grandmother, screamed, and everyone heard it, and the tone was too strange. The high-grandfather on the side held the meat and chewed, nodding his head.

Everyone’s scalp is numb, this is really a high-grandmother’s couple? !

The customs of Jixian have been circulating for so many years, and there are many legends about the manifestation of the ancestral rituals. However, the elderly are still in the field. The young people are the first to witness. The hands of the "high grandmother" were all spread. I feel that the hairy, and comfort in my heart, the fear of my own ancestors, the lesson is also a child who is not obedient.

Pang Jie’s mother said with a blank face: "You, Master, tell you about her!"

"Equestrian and wealth-sharing, worship Gaozu, go to the cloud road early! Speed ​​up!" The teacher hurriedly set off a hand-decision curse and wanted to send the "high-grandmother" and "high-grandfather" back, but he did not use it at all. Anxious, reach out and lick the mask of "Grandmother".

The mask of the ghost head, how can it not go down, it seems to grow on the face of the person!

Pang Jie was blinded to see that there was less air in the air. At this time, a long-handed man was inserted in the cross and groped around the edge of the mask. After discovering that he could not open, he moved to the mountain between the two noses. One press.

"Grandmother" suddenly released Pang Jie, back a few steps!

Pang Jie's eyes are round and wide, his mouth is wide, and he **** a few mouthfuls of air. The hypoxic brain finally recovers a little, the coughing sound is very hoarse, and there is obvious bruise on his neck.

He looked at the "high grandmother" eyes full of fear, just that moment, he felt that he was close to death.

Others looked at the owner of the hand. Director Pang was shocked and said: "Student classmate?"

Shi Changhang three people were originally watching, and later found that the "high grandmother" was very excited, but did not shoot for a while, seeing that the several masters of the mantra seem to be invalid, this is the hands of the "high grandmother" mountain source.

"I took the liberty." Shi Changhang said to the teachers.

Most of these teachers' classes are Meishan Law, which is similar to the Lushan Law. It also incorporates a little Taoist knowledge, but the nature of "Witch" is more, such as the implementation of the devil's head.

When they look at the technique of long hanging, they know that they are insiders. It is reasonable to say that they are doing things. The outsiders are not good at disturbing. However, they can see that they are not able to use them until they can use them. "Thank you for this little brother."

"Xiaojie." Pang Jie's mother shouted, she was scared not only by the "grandfather", especially after hearing that they were really upset by the Gaozu couple.

Pang Jie hid behind his mother. He found that the "high grandmother" was still staring at himself. The expression on the mask was not as weird as it was in the moment, but it was still terrible under psychological influence.

Moreover, the teachers called his own name, but he pinched his voice: "I am Pang Liu."

—— According to the family tree, the grandmother is the surname Liu.

The "high grandfather" on the side also wiped his mouth and said: "What is the lesser time for the children of the lesson?"

A well-experienced teacher, they negotiated: "It’s a junior offense. What do you want to do when your family wants to stop? It’s all your own children, but please be merciful!”

Pang Jie passed the previous incident, but I dare not believe it. This is the trembling of the calf. He said: "I was wrong. My grandmother was wrong. I didn't mean to pay attention to it last night. You spare me!"

The other villagers came over and pressed Pang Jie’s back. "I still don’t give Gaozu a gimmick!"

kowtow? This is a completely strange etiquette in Pang Jie's memory, but at this time he really bit his teeth and is ready to go down.

"Grandmother" just flashed off, sat on a high stool, sneer and sneered: "Come here, squatting a hundred heads, and then set up a new table, burning five pounds of yuan to me."

"Grandfather" also sat up. "Yes, that's right."

Pang Jie was stunned, "One hundred?"

"One hundred!" "High grandmother" loud.

With so many people on the scene, Pang Jie felt particularly embarrassed. He thought that he would slap a head and go to see his mother. But Pang Jie’s mother is also stupid, I don’t know what to do. If the offense is "people", she can still think of ways, but this is not a person!

Pang Jie didn't want to let other people crush him. Then he suddenly heard someone say "wait a minute." He immediately came alive and struggled: "Wait, I didn't hear it."

Director Pang looked at the person who spoke, but Xie Lingya, he asked: "What?"

Xie Lingya: "Is there cinnabar?"

He followed the crowd and naturally did not bring any tools.

The few teachers replied: "Yes, what?"

They also saw Xie Lingya and the former classmate, so the attitude is still good.

Shi Changhang only listened to a few words, and he understood that Xie Lingya felt that there was a flaw in it. The Shanglu Shen on his shoulder also whispered: "The child is not filial, Sun Buxian, the lonely soul is sitting on the ghost hall, and the ancestral ancestors are blind. ""

Shi Changhang stunned, the meaning of this sentence, the church is not at all Pangjia Gaozu?

Xie Lingya also listened to Liu Lingtong's reminder that he himself had seen Qin Limin's name as a fake person, so he soon thought about it.

Xie Lingya used cinnabar to paint the eyes of the spirits in the eyebrows of the eyebrows. Looking at the cold eyes, I saw two ghosts standing in the corner of the yard. One man and one woman, the sleeves were anxious and angry, but it’s not dry. .

"Trying to ask, how old is your grandmother, how many years?" Xie Lingya asked.

The crowd did not respond for a moment, asked what to do?

This "high grandmother" even knows the name of Pang Jie, but that is the present thing. The real Pangjia high-grandmother has long since passed away. Unless the ghosts and ghosts have been here for hundreds of years, they will certainly not know.

Sure enough, the "high grandmother" was silent, and then said: "He is not our family, drive him out!"

Unfortunately, at that time, the few teachers also felt that it was wrong. If it was a true ancestor, wouldn’t they be able to answer the years of their own age? Moreover, the suffocation of the two of them is indeed too heavy. When Pang Jie had not committed any crimes, their eating was particularly ugly. I didn’t expect it at the time. Now I think it’s wrong.

Everyone looked at them and rushed to press the arms of the two men.

"This is the wild ghost upper body, please don't come to Gaozu!" The teachers screamed, "Come and hold them!"

The two men who were taken up by the body were very big, and they waved their hands away.

There was another resentful look at Xie Lingya, and he rushed over to him.

Xie Lingya did not take the sword and the character, and only went to the official residence. As a result, the wild ghost seemed to be a bit too powerful. Before the mountain source was not taken, the Lingguan who met Xie Lingya also resisted it and ran into it.

Xie Lingya's **** poked on his chest, he was fine, Xie Lingya himself screamed.

Damn, the **** almost broke.

A small amount of money came over and hugged one of the waists of the person. The result was also thrown out and squatted on Pang Jie. So many people on the scene, squatting at him with all his hands, this is so, still moving, the strength is too great.

The other person wanted to go to the long hanging neck. Xie Lingya grabbed his neck from behind and hung up all over his body. "Steaming Zhang Fu!"

This person wants to thank Xie Lingya, but because Xie Lingya hangs on his back, he can't always use force, and keeps turning around to squat him down.

Xie Lingya held his neck tightly and did not let go. The leg was shaken a few times. At this time, a pillar was clamped and the posture was very uncomfortable.

"The heavens and the earth are natural, the suffocation dissipates. When people have a door, the ghosts have no way!" Several sergeants are screaming at them, but it seems to have no effect.

Shi Chang suspended the scene of the painting, burned to the water, trying to open the person's teeth, but he bite tight, the gums are bleeding.

A master found a ruler, opened his teeth, and then pressed his head to fill the water.

"Cough! Keke!" The upper body of the cough coughed a few times, the body softened down, rolled on the ground twice, screaming and gasping, but not so tight.

Xie Lingya saw that he had separated a ghost, and he looked at it. You said that you couldn’t die, pretending to be a grandmother, but it was still a male ghost!

There was another one who was shackled on the ground. At this time, everyone went to his mouth to fill the water, and they released their hands after filling.

At this time, the man on the ground suddenly reached out and punched his hand on the shoulder of the long hanging. The man stretched a few steps and his brow wrinkled. Xie Lingya hurryed to sit on the man’s chest and glared at his mountain source, lest he should rise again. .

When the water reacted for a few seconds, the strength of the person was removed, and the body lay down softly and slyly.

Xie Lingya thought about a turn, called the local Yin soldiers, locked the two ghosts, and waited outside the hall.

......

Two upper-class teachers let people go to the room to rest, and the rest of the people looked at the land, all face each other, I don't know how to be good.

Xie Lingya and Shi Changhang only showed one hand. Everyone was very convinced. Some people said, "Little master, what should I do now?"

The masters were a bit embarrassed. They were invited to sacrifice, but they were invited to the wild ghost. It was a bit embarrassing to accuse others of not giving face.

"The ancestors of this family are still waiting, or ask the teachers to finish the ceremony." Xie Lingya said.

People are standing next to the station for a long time, it is impossible to send it back today, please come over next time, too toss.

After cleaning up the scene, I changed two divisions, remembered the spell, and invited the Gaozu couple to the scene for the second time.

The masked "Grandfather" looked around and suddenly went to Pang Jie, and Pang Jie smiled happily. "Grandfather" is raising his hand and slaps him!

Pang Jie screamed and shouted: "Master, he is also covered by wild ghosts!"

Xie Lingya hasn't closed his eyes yet. He saw Pangjia Gaozu sitting on the "corpse". He said: "No wild ghosts, your ancestors really want to smoke you."

Pang Jie: "........."

- Whether it is a ghost or a ghost, or a true ancestor, do you want to smoke him?

The teacher on the side also said: "Exactly, the worship of the family requires the sacrifices to be clean. If you smudge the sacrifices, it will lead to the anger of the ancestors, so that the ghosts and ghosts have a chance to fight, and impersonate!"

In fact, although the teacher did not see what happened, but based on the experience of such a long time, it is speculated that it is not far from ten.

Xie Lingya imagined the scene. It may be that after Pangjia Gaozu was invited, he looked at the sacrifices and didn't want to sit down. At this time, the two ghosts and ghosts were sitting down and making the real Gaozu couple again. Gas is anxious, turning straight in the yard.

The two can get down to Ling Lingya's spiritual bureaucracy, it can be seen that there is also a certain strength. It is no wonder that the Pangjia Gaozu couple were occupied by the nest and they could not leave them.

Pang Jie suddenly became the target of the public. After being taken away by the true high ancestors, he did not dare to appeal any more. He was brave enough to be scared, and rushed back to the crowd with his mother. When I looked around, I still tried my eyes to condemn them. I felt that he deserved it.

Today, he can be regarded as a "wind", and it is conceivable that for a long time, it will become a talk of the villagers. And the live broadcast room that he was suddenly forced to close, I don’t know how...

At the end of the festival, Xie Lingya went out of the temple, and the Yin soldiers were waiting for the two ghosts to wait. When he came, he would hold a fist. The two ghosts were probably educated, and they were not as fierce as before. They stood up and dared not look directly at Xie Lingya.

"What is going on with these two?" Xie Lingya asked.

"I have only asked, the two of them are the wild ghosts called from the mass graves of the hills, and then released them for chaos, wandering here, and were not taken for a while." Yin soldiers replied.

It turned out to be the murder of the **** of the hill. When he fled, he put a lot of mountain charms on the road to chase the soldiers, I don’t know the exact amount, and I couldn’t catch it at the moment. In particular, there are no ghosts in the mass graves.

Xie Lingya sighed. "It’s really dead, it’s not clean, forget it, you take them away."

"Okay, thank you teacher Xie." Another ritual of the Yin soldiers, pulling the two ghosts away.

Before the two ghosts left, they thanked Xie Lingya: "Thank you, thank you for not killing."

Xie Lingya: "..."

In what case, he did not want to slash the ghost today, why should he thank him for not killing it? What did the two sinisters educate them? ?

......

The entire ancestral ritual will be held almost one day and one night. After the end, the main family will have to entertain the teacher to eat a meal.

This time, the three long-staying people were also left to eat together. This was proposed by the teacher's class. They were very helpful. The two wild ghosts were quite fierce, and the men’s chanting could not be driven away.

"I originally thought that you are engaged in academics. I did not expect that the practice is so powerful." Director Pang said admiringly.

Originally, other people are still guessing their origins. Director Pang said that it is a high-level student of religious studies, which is a sudden realization.

One of the teachers is even more: "Does the country still have university teaching practices?"

Xie Lingya almost laughed. "It’s not a misunderstanding. It’s not taught by the university. We are Taoist."

"Ha ha ha, I will say." The teacher also told them about the faction. Some people even know that Yang Yangguan is the name of Wang Yuji.

When a meal is eaten, it can be regarded as a guest's enjoyment. Shi Changhang also took the opportunity to collect more information.

After eating, I still rested at Director Pang’s house and prepared to go back the next day. As soon as I got to the director of Pang, I saw Pang Jie here.

Director Pang drank a few glasses of wine and said with a slight sigh: "How do you come, kid?"

Pang Jie said with a bitter face: "My dad is going to kill me and go to your home to hide."

When his father pulled out his stomach, he found that something was happening when he was not there. He couldn’t get angry. He took the belt and pulled it out.

"It should be." Director Pang is not willing to talk to him more, wash his face.

Pang Jie’s mobile phone is broken. Now he is using his mother’s mobile phone. After he broke the live broadcast, the live broadcast room was blown up. Many people poured into his Weibo and asked him if he had anything. Of course, this is a fan. Fans are questioning whether it is hype.

Pang Jie’s heart is very hairy, and he is not willing to say that he’s lost his face. He only said a word on Weibo: Brothers, they are more credible, they are not credible!

Many people say that he is pretending to be a ghost, but this is a digression.

Pang Jie saw that Shi Changhang and Xie Lingya both were in a complicated mood and laughed twice. "Two masters are good."

When I met for the first time that day, Pang Jie did not say hello to them. Xie Lingya looked at him and said, "Will you come to worship your ancestors in the future?"

"..." Pang Jie was so sullen, "In the future, I will come back after the holidays..."

Xie Ling is happy. "If you don't come back, you will have a little respect. You must be careful and talk about hygiene. There will always be no mistakes."

He has also seen several such things. Some people are really unlucky to attack evil. Some people are purely self-death. Pang Jie is a bad luck and death.

Pang Jie said: "Yes..."

Xie Lingya and he just met each other and reminded me that it is his own business to listen to it, but after experiencing this incident, it is very difficult for normal people to learn from it.

Xie Lingya three people squatted into the room, seeing a small amount of still unsatisfactory look, Xie Lingya said: "I know that I will be haunted, I will not bring you."

A small amount of laughter, as if I took advantage of the cheap, "I, I will go to the hot water for the teacher to drink."

Then he went out again.

"Is the shoulder just being beaten?" Xie Lingya paused on Shi Chang, and at the dinner table he felt that the long hanging hand was not very comfortable.

Before I filled the water, everyone closed up early, and Shi Changhang was indeed stunned. He didn't know Xie Lingya looked in his eyes. He whispered: "Nothing."

"Put it on the medicine." Xie Lingya turned the medicine made by Hai Guanchao out, and went to the front of Shi Chang, and smashed his clothes.

Shi Chang suspended his body to hide behind, and held down the neckline.

"?" Xie Lingya stared at him.

Shi Changhang looked up and looked at Xie Lingya with a full eye. He hid Xie Lingya for a day or two, and his eyes did not meet for more than two seconds. At this moment, he suddenly looked at him. He couldn’t move his eyes for a moment.

Xie Lingya pulled his hand apart and half-faded his clothes. There was a bruise on his shoulder. "Resist it, press it for you."

Shi Chang hangs aloud.

Xie Lingya saw that Shi Changhang had no squatting. After he finished the medicine, he bowed his head and smiled and said: "Hey, did you worry so much when you were a child? I can fly every time I fight and lose."

Shi Chang’s eyes are all his bent eyes, red lips, dark hair and every detail. Such a close distance, every word he said is on the heart of the heart, and pulls out a The pit came.

Xie Lingya has already gotten up and put medicine. Shi Changhang is still a bit lost, and he has suppressed his heart for two days. When he smiles, he seems to fall into the bottomless hole and nowhere to focus.

Shanglu Shen whispered in his ear: "Shi Changhang..."

Shi Chang hangs back and his face is still indifferent.

Shanglu Shen encouraged: "Come on. Total."

Shi Changhanged his eyes.

Make trouble anyway? There is nothing to do.