Path of Medicine With a System

v2 Chapter 1307: Press and hold up, you can’t do this?

Chapter 1307: Hold down, you can’t do this?

When Zhang Fan returned home, he couldn't say he was happy or unhappy. He just found out that he had won five million, but when he went to the lottery station, he found that he couldn't withdraw it. People told Zhang Fan that you still have to work hard for 996 and dozens of dollars. It feels like it takes years to make this money.

 “Where are the old man and the mistress?” After entering the house, Zhang Fan found that only Shao Hua was at home, and the old man and the old lady were not there either.

"Is the operation done?" Shao Hua also knew that Zhang Fan was in a bad mood these days. Although Shao Hua usually didn't ask anything, there was actually something going on in the hospital. Even if Shao Hua didn't ask, there were still people who didn't leak any information. told Shao Hua.

And this time because it was an orthopedic matter, Wang Yanan came to complain first without anyone else mentioning it.

Of course, this is a shortcoming of the Chinese workplace. Many people feel that they are extremely incorruptible, only to find out when they get home that their wife is the emperor and eats with gold bowls and large ivory white chopsticks. There are many such things, not only because of the leader's mistakes, but also because of the other methods of his subordinates, such as flirting with his wife!

Shao Hua is certainly not this kind of emperor.

 “Now that we’re done, what’s for dinner tonight?” Zhang Fan also knew Shao Hua.

 The two of them seemed to be chatting on different channels, but in fact they had the most tacit understanding and patience. Unlike many families, there is a kind of anxiety behind the words. In fact, this is a sign of lack of confidence and distrust.

“The old man and the old lady recently went to Tuobie County. It was said that the chief surgeon of a county took the old man and old lady to see the back garden of China!”

“Oh.” Zhang Fan sniffed his nose, “Are you going to eat shrimp and fish?”

 “Well! Go wash your hands quickly.”

 This is the feeling of home. A few simple words can make Zhang Fan's irritability calm down.

"Wang Yanan is going to the capital. Let's see her off tomorrow. The girl doesn't have a boyfriend, and her parents are anxious. They are so busy with work that they don't even have any friends."

"It's her own fault. Don't blame the employer. Are all the bachelors in Chasu Hospital? Why did I get married?"

"I told you that you are round, but you still have to get out of here. Are you sorry?" Shao Hua said angrily when he heard the sound coming from the bathroom.

“Originally, she was as domineering as a big wolf dog. She was not afraid of anyone in the department when she was trying to get a patient. The director would call her “Beautiful Queen” at her, and she acted like an expert outside the department, refusing to allow strangers to enter.

Do you think an ordinary young man would dare to approach her in such a posture? It would take a young man with a strong mentality to chase her, and he would act like a young man day by day. "

Zhang Fan knew that after the exchange of doctors between Shuitanzi and the Orthopedics Department of Chasu Hospital, Wang Yanan was absolutely arrogant and spread the news all over the world. No need to think about it, she must be so arrogant now that it seems like the whole world can't survive without her. She is definitely in a state of mind now that she wants to save the earth.

“Stop talking nonsense. How can a queen arrange her subordinates like this? Okay, let’s eat. You seem very tired today!”

“Hi. Someone complained about our obstetrics and gynecology department today. I don’t even know what to say.”

 Zhang Fan deliberately did not talk about what was really bothering him, but instead found a lighter topic.

"What's wrong?"

“I don’t even know what to say about the trouble Lu Shuyan caused.”

“Oh?” Shao Hua dipped his chopsticks into the fish soup. He looked like he was trying to taste the fish soup, but in fact he looked like a big wolf dog baring his teeth to scare people.

Shao Hua did this on purpose. In fact, he was telling Zhang Fan that I trust you!

"A couple has been married for more than four years, but they haven't had **** yet!" Zhang Fan firmly picked up a chopstick of fish meat, or the fish meat just below the fish's neck, and stuffed it into his mouth. This thing, people are not afraid of the shadow distortion. .

 “Then what?” Shao Hua was curious. Don't say women are not lustful, men and women are the same. Really, when a group of men get together, they will chat about a woman who is wearing too little clothing, and the same goes for women. Of course, if they don’t lead you to chat, it’s not because they are not lustful, but because they don’t have a good relationship with you yet.

Moreover, chatting between men rarely talks about size or time. After all, it is easy to compare who is strong and who is weak in this aspect, and it is easy to hurt self-esteem. So men often say, what a **** stunner, and they spend the whole night with her. But for married women, mature young women, it's different.

  They really talk about the length and the length of their chats!

 “Is it because men can’t do it?” Shao Hua asked urgently. Married women are like this, and they often make men feel that the shy she was destroyed by him.

Zhang Fan took a look, expressed some protest, and continued: "Both men and women have no physical problems."

"Then why? Is the union of men and women forced? Is this man a domineering gangster, or a rich old man?"

"You should read less magazines like Zhiyin. I'm telling you this stuff is for brainwashing! What do you think about all day long?" After Zhang Fan took a bite of fish, he continued: "It was a woman who read novels when she was in junior high school and said During this sexual intercourse, there will be heartbreaking pain, and there will also be a lot of bleeding, which is life-threatening.

Then, the girl had a shadow in her heart. After getting married, she was unwilling to have **** in every possible way! No, it has been four years since we finally got married. There was really nothing I could do, so I came to the hospital for treatment. "

 After Zhang Fan finished speaking, Shao Hua muttered, "It's better to be a man!"

Zhang Fan was helpless, and then continued: "Originally, this was nothing. As a result, after Lu Shuyan listened, she didn't say a single extra word and directly said it to the man. If she doesn't want to, just agree. Press Come on, it hurts a little the first time, but I don’t want to do it the first time. After the first time, it will be fine in the future!

At the time, it was probably because of his strong tone or something. Anyway, it was just one sentence that made the woman who was seeing the doctor dumbfounded, and she started crying loudly on the spot. You said it would be easy for us to deal with it if you made a scene, but that woman didn't say anything and just burst into tears.

 Ouch, there is nothing that Old Chen from the medical office can do. I have been mediating for a long time, but I don’t know what to say. Moreover, the patient’s husband looked at the patient thoughtfully. The patient burst into tears. Tears are like water guns!

Why! "

After hearing this, Shao Hua could hardly sit still with laughter.

 At night, Zhang Fan was reading the basic textbooks in the study room. It was really just like when he was taking the professional license exam, he started reading from the beginning. Compared with surgery, internal medicine pays more attention to details. For example, in the car accident medical record of the surgery, what do you ask them to write?

 Does it mean how big the car logo and the wheel are? Often the history of current illness is just one sentence, if you are accidentally hit by a car, you will have another injury at most.

Internal medicine is different. For example, if you have a cough, the first sentence in the medical record is: Thirty years ago, you were addicted to pleasure and caught a cold! Really, no exaggeration at all.

 “Honey, how can I hold it down?” Shao Hua had taken a shower and lay on Zhang Fan’s back, smelling of fragrance.

 When Zhang Fan heard this, he decided to uphold the dignity of men!

An hour later, Shao Hua impatiently pushed Zhang Fan with his foot, "No, it won't be good for your health if you come again. Let's rest!"

Zhang Fan proudly touched Shao Hua's belly, and while touching it, he said, "I can't deal with you anymore!"

 In fact, Zhang Fan touched Shao Hua's belly. He didn't have any other thoughts in his mind. He was practicing internal medicine examination! Really, no other ideas at all.

Shao Hua was also curious, how long has it been since Zhang Fan pressed my belly like this? And it's different than before.

I have been touching it for half the night, and the skin will break if I touch it again.

The butcher’s wife knows how to clean intestines, and that’s absolutely true. Even though Shao Hua doesn't understand medicine, he has become a little bit fusty since marrying Zhang Fan. For example, during the physical examination and touching the belly, Shao Hua felt that the current touching method seemed more detailed than before.

This is like a long-time smoker who hid some private money and bought a pack of good cigarettes. But after just a few puffs, his wife slapped him in the face so hard that he was blinded. Was it me and someone from the work unit? The ambiguity was discovered, and just as I was about to confess, I heard: Have you hidden money again? Have you hidden money again?

The first thing that came to his husband's mind was, he scared his dad to death, and then he thought, damn, that woman in the small shop sold me. In fact, my wife felt that her husband's cigarettes today seemed better than before! ~

 …

The next day, after Zhang Fan arranged accommodation for Shuitanzi’s doctor, he visited the Bone Research Institute. The research at the Bone Research Institute was already on track. In fact, people do surgeries to make quick money on the side, and the most important thing is to do research.

 After leaving the Bone Research Institute, Zhang Fan went to the Department of Internal Medicine.

 Zhang Fan has almost never participated in internal medicine ward rounds since he took office.

It's not that I'm worried about being questioned, but I feel that I can't say anything when I go there. I originally thought that surgery is vulgar. If I go there often, if someone else finds something lacking in one or two things, they will be treated like a joke. Physicians arrange it, it’s not worth it.

 But that’s no longer possible. Ward rounds are a compulsory course for a doctor. The content in the textbook is very comprehensive. But if you don’t have ward rounds experience, you won’t know what others are saying.

  If you just read the textbook, memorize it thoroughly, and talk about medical records with others clearly and logically, you are actually a talkative king. If you are given a sick number, you will have to wet your pants, such as what is water pulse pulse.

 The principles are clearly explained in the textbook, and the description of the state of this pulse is also very skillful. It is an impactful pulse that rises and falls suddenly. You don’t do ward rounds and have no clinical experience, so you end up congratulating an 80-year-old man and woman by treating the Shuichong pulse as a happy pulse!

 “Zhang Yuan is here!”

"I'm going. Zhang Yuan is here. Quickly, clean up the office. Whose tea cup do you want? Don't throw it away."

“Everyone, put on your clean white coats, Gu Li, and fix your hair for me!” the head nurse shouted in the corridor, as if the devil was about to enter the village.

Physicians originally paid more attention to their image than surgeons, but this order made them even more energetic.

When the director of the Department of Gastroenterology saw Zhang Fan, he greeted him with a smile, "Is Dr. Zhang doing a ward round today?" The smile was sincere on his face, and his heart was pounding, "Nothing happened in the department recently, why is Dr. Zhang here? ? It’s still a surprise attack, and the medical department didn’t even notify us!”

 (End of this chapter)