Path to Heaven

v1 Chapter 3: Turn your face over

"I've seen nothing before, I've never seen you so ignorant!" The old man in green robe was almost mad with rage, "The ghost raising tank itself is not a magic weapon, it's me, you know In the past tens of thousands of years, I have seen as many things as I have learned. As early as 20,000 years ago, I was already the treasure that many people want to grab. You, you, you..."

"Wait, old man with green hair, what are you saying? Tens of thousands of years?"

"Yes, it's been tens of thousands of years since the first generation of master refined me, now I know it's great?"

"Really?" Wei Suo clicked on the pictures of beautiful women hanging by the bed. "Old man with green hair, tell me quickly, you beautiful women tens of thousands of years ago. Was this beautiful woman? What is the double cultivation method?"

"You idiot!" The old man in green robe was finally completely crazy, "Do you know what is the most important thing in the world of monasticism? It is experience! I have experienced so many generations of masters, how much experience do you...you...you …".

"Yes!" Wei Suo's eyes burst into golden light, "Old man with green hair, so you must know a lot of exercises, please tell me a few exercises, too powerful, it is estimated that I I won’t learn it, as long as it’s a bit more powerful than Tiandaomen’s Tiandao.

"This... I don't know any cultivation skills." The old man in green robe froze. "I can't practice these, and I can't see how he practiced from the outside, so I can know how he practiced."

"You don't even know how to practice the exercises. Are you embarrassed to say that the most important thing in the monastic world is experience?"

"I know a lot of alchemy and methods for refining rungs and magic weapons!" The old man in green robe was about to cry.

"Really?" Wei Suo's eyes suddenly burst into golden light again. To know alchemy and alchemy, this is a secret of the school. There are not many alchemists and alchemists in the whole Lingyue city. If the old man in the green robe really knew many recipes for Danfang and refining, then this time it was really developed.

"Just give me a prescription and let me see if you are so sharp." Wei Suo, who was deceived by the turtle turtles and thirteen inferior spirit stones, was so poor that he had thoughts of being underwear, and immediately said with golden eyes.

When I give you a recipe, you must beg me, and I will drink whatever I want. The old man in green robe gritted his teeth and thought about it, and felt that the IQ of the person in front of him was too complicated and profound to understand. So the old man in the green robe found a simple recipe in his mind, "Return to air, small dew grass, three night flowers, fire chrysanthemum root, three three four, such a ratio, it is easy to refine ."

"Old Green Hair, how long have you been in this broken pot?"

"Why? I haven’t come out since this ghost-raising pot was broken by my opponent in the hands of my fifty-six generation master. If you just broke the seal rune, and the magic circle that provided my aura , I can’t get out today. Let me think about it... At least one or two thousand or two years, right?"

"I'm sorry, if I remember correctly, Sanyehua was extinct 3,000 years ago." Wei Suo said blankly.

"No? Then I will change another one, first-order fireball rune, silver candle grass, firetail flower, smashed to make rune paper, draw rune with fire scorpion blood, rune is like this..."

"Runes, I don't think this is necessary." Wei Suo began to untie his belt again.

"What are you doing?" The old man in green robe panicked. "Aren't these things extinct?"

"Dead green hair old man, do you really want to cheat the fire scorpion blood to drink? You can restore your vitality after drinking it? Can you deal with me? You are really an idiot. If you want to cheat me, you should also make some pictures ?"

"What the **** are you talking about? Although the silver candle grass is scarce, there is absolutely no problem with this rune. When my master also refined this rune, I found that the fire scorpion blood can make me Nourished."

"Pretend, pretend to be pretending." Wei Suo sneered at the old man in green robe. "Come on, please turn your face."

The old man in green robe was very confused. "Turn your face?"

"Well, just a urine piss, and you are too ugly to look at your face."

"..." If you can hang it, the old man in green robe hangs long ago. "What the **** do you mean? Even if you want to pee me again, can you make me understand?"

"Okay, I'll make you understand by peeing." Wei Suo looked at the old man in the green robe with an idiot's gaze and slammed the window.

After the heavy rain outside the window, the air was fresh. On the distant roof, several wild cats ran past, and there were many silver wild grasses, shaking in the wind.

"You said that silver candle grass is scarce?" Wei Suo carried the bench and looked at the old man in the green robe. "Green hair old ghost, you have a good acting skills. Did you cheat me on the turtle, did you learn from you?"

"No?" The old man in the green robe opened his mouth so that he could put an egg. The wild grass that grows fiercely in the cracks of the roof stone, and the grass stems grow like a mallet, aren't they like the fake silver candle grass?

"Old ghost, the three gadgets you mentioned are a little more difficult than the fire scorpion, and the other two are full of streets. If these three gadgets can produce a fire symbol, then I can buy a duck egg. Has a hatched hen come out? Just point it and turn her face away."

"I see! Wow ha ha ha ha"

The old man in green robe stayed for a while, and suddenly laughed ecstatically.

"Is my head getting water in my urine and stupid?" Wei Suo was a little dumbfounded.

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to be sharp!" The old man in green robe lifted his chest and UU read books. uukannshu.com "I understand that the three night flowers were extinct 3,000 years ago. This silver candle flower was very rare 10,000 years ago, but now it is a lot. It is because the time has passed too long, everything is different! Now the iron wire Is there any grass? Is there any glaze? There are not many? Huo Dilong has not been extinct yet, right?"

"More! Stupid!" Wei Suo rolled his eyes and said.

"You still don't understand. Is the practice of the monastery world tens of thousands of years ago the same as the current practice? Is it different?" The old man in green robe did not go crazy, but said quickly, "The vicissitudes of the world, changes in the world, the practice The practice of the world, Danfang, has evolved innumerably over these tens of thousands of years. The monks of tens of thousands of years ago still cultivated by the spirit of heaven and earth, but most of the later monks have already relied on elixir and demon cultivation. I This was derived from a small martial art of Danfang at the time, and it was not very useful at that time, because the silver candle and fire tail flowers were very rare at that time. But now, these two things actually grow everywhere."

"Old man with green hair, do you still have to pretend? You mean, do you still say that you are true?"

"Of course it is true. It can be said that in the bottom of my life, my lowest-level magic weapon, useless thing, is a coincidence! By the most glorious era, I will definitely make a name for Qing Shi and become a monk in the world of monasticism. A legend! I rely on! You!" The old man in the green robe turned his hands to the sky, very excited, very heroic, but before he finished talking, he spattered his head after a bubble of urine.

"It's really unbearable." Wei Suo shook his head and said with his belt around.

"Brother, how can you believe me?" The old man in green robe was completely speechless. "The Fufang I said is really true. If you don't believe it, you can try it. If I said it is false, you can Throw me in the dunghole and soak for ten thousand years."

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(Brothers and sisters, jack up! Let's go all the way!)