The latest website: The original Minions in "Despicable Me" are mostly about one meter tall. Aside from their unusual appearance, their food and clothing costs... Although there may be some differences in details due to racial habits and personal preferences, the weight and size are actually the same.

For example, let's talk about those things that are used in the washroom on weekdays.

There may be a banana printed on the cup for brushing your teeth, the shower gel used may be banana-flavored, and the bathtub may even be directly shaped like a banana... Because it is produced according to the size of normal human use, so , if you don't mind the slightly special shape and decoration, you can borrow these things directly from the minions.

But on the Marvel Cinematic Universe side, the situation is slightly different for the nest of Minions that Shi Xiaolei summoned from the blind box.

Their body size is not the same as that of human children as seen in "Despicable Me". Among the group of Minions summoned by Shi Xiaolei, the tallest one is only about eighteen centimeters in height.

With an average height of about 13 to 14 centimeters, the things that Xiao Huang people use in their daily lives are of course not the same size as those used by humans.

From the bed for sleeping, to the tableware for eating, to the clothes, shoes, tables, chairs, benches, etc., all of them are scaled down, like those toys that children play at home, very pocket-sized.

"..." Shi Xiaolei didn't know what to say, looking at the pocket arms spread out on the ground in front of him.

I want to say a few words...

These thin bazookas, which are as thin as pen barrels, and grenades as large as peanuts, no matter how you look at them, they are similar to the fireworks and firecrackers that are set off during the festivals, and they do not seem to be very powerful.

Just because of these things, the Xiao Huang people were severely blamed and lost? One thing to say, Shi Xiaolei really felt that there was no need for that.

But if you don't say a few words, it seems that you can't justify it.

After all, the little yellow people made a mess. Not only did they make Cinderella cry, but they also damaged the hot spring pool that Yixian had worked so hard to repair... Although the movement was not big enough to be known by the outside world, it was unfortunate Fortunately, if you think about it carefully, this result caused by them is still quite bad.

"Come on, crackle."

"Shh~, kabang porphyry~!"

It really couldn't be quiet for a moment. Because Shi Xiaolei didn't make a sound for more than ten seconds, the little yellow people who had gathered in front of him and waited for training gradually became agitated again.

He recovered from the chatter of the Xiao Huang people, and when he noticed the change in the atmosphere, Shi Xiaolei smiled bitterly in his heart.

"Cough cough~." After clearing his throat, Shi Xiaolei finally said the first sentence: "Quiet me all. I'll give you a lecture, listen carefully... How dare you lose your mind? I don't recognize my boss and want to rebel. Is it?"

I've never been a villain, and the imitation of the villains in the movie clips is pretty lame, but if someone else comes here, it's impossible to be shocked by Shi Xiaolei, but it's very likely to be amused by his pretense.

For example, Stark, if he saw this scene, he would definitely laugh at Shi Xiaolei. Even, that guy may let Jarvis record it, save it as a joke, and take it out to ridicule Shi Xiaolei in the future.

But for the pure and single-celled Minions, Shi Xiaolei's ferocious expression was enough.

"Well~."

Not daring to slack off in the slightest, all the little yellow people straightened their backs, put away their previous sloppiness, and looked up at Shi Xiaolei.

The movements are not very neat, but the attitude shown by the little yellow people is quite a bit like receiving military training, and they are really serious.

Seeing it in his eyes, Shi Xiaolei was satisfied in his heart.

"Why do you want to fight? It's okay to fight, why use these weapons?" Shi Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and began to scold the Minions.

It's not that they really want to care about them, it's just that these little guys are too jumpy and only eat this one.

In order to prevent them from making the same mistakes in the future, as the 'boss', Shi Xiaolei had to force himself to play a black face.

In this case...

I'm not good at scolding people, and I'm not really angry in my heart. With Shi Xiaolei's lip service, of course it's impossible to talk at length, like an official fan making a report to his superiors, talking about it for two or three hours at a time. To be honest, this round of reprimands against the Xiao Huang people are not only ruthless, but also completely ineffective.

From the perspective of an onlooker, this time he played a black face, and his acting skills were at most 40 to 50 points, and he could not even meet the standard of passing.

Still that sentence, it works, thanks to the innocence of the little yellow people.

In other words, it was thanks to the Xiao Huang people that they believed that he was the boss, not only did they accept everything he said without reservation, but also never had any doubts in their hearts.

"Do you know how serious your mistake is? In order to improve your memory, I will punish you for not eating bananas for a long time~!"

It's only been half a day, but anyone with a smart mind won't take it seriously.

But the pure Xiao Huang people, after hearing this sentence, reacted like a concubine, and they all fell into deep depression.

"It's okay not to be punished, as long as you can do two things. One, go and apologize to Cinderella, and two, let me sort out the mess you made."

Are there options to avoid penalties?

The innocent little yellow people never thought of making an account first in their hearts, estimating how long it would take to clean up the mess, would it be longer than half a day...

As soon as they heard Shi Xiaolei say this, they immediately cheered up. Forgetting the frustration of the previous second, everyone's eyes widened, and UU reading www.uukanshu.com wrote the can't wait on their faces.

"Looks like you've already agreed on the second one?" Shi Xiaolei couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw the minions eager to try.

However, in order to maintain the majesty of the boss, he still maintained the previous expression on his face, and said with a stern face: "Well, in that case, it depends on your performance. I hope you will not let me down again."

"Ha~!" The Minion standing at the front gave a salute, followed closely behind it, and the other Minions also stood at attention, making a serious promise to Shi Xiaolei.

From crossing the portal back to the manor, to summoning all the minions to gather them in front of him, to admonishing them...

It takes about twenty minutes to add up to the end of the lecture.

In addition, most of the words Shi Xiaolei said in his lectures were not painful or itchy...

There is one thing to say, this round of his education really has nothing to do with strictness.