When he set out to return to China, he never thought that Stark would follow him and stay until the Chinese New Year. Therefore, when he was thinking about how to celebrate New Year's Eve and Spring Festival, he didn't take Stark and others into consideration. .

To put it bluntly, when Shi Xiaolei made an agreement with the shipgirls that "after we have found a venue, we will open a portal to pick you up for a reunion, and our family will get together to have a good New Year's agreement", he only thought of "family ', never considered the existence of Stark, Pepper, Happy and other 'friends'.

As a result, the matter developed to a slightly embarrassing point - there were too many war girls gathered around Shi Xiaolei, and he had to do his best to cope with it. Because he couldn't spare time and divide his attention, he couldn't take good care of Stark, Pepper, Happy and others.

Although he is not the owner of the property, Shi Xiaolei always paid for this resort. It is not too much to say that he is the owner of this event.

Relatively speaking, Stark, Pepper, Happy and others were naturally placed in the position of guests.

Poor hospitality is a big taboo for the host. What's more, it's still Chinese New Year, and the meaning is different from usual.

"Man, I'm sorry." After finally finding a gap, he got up and came to Stark's side. Shi Xiaolei smiled apologetically: "I haven't taken care of you. So what, I won't say anything else, come on." , touch one, this glass of wine is my apology."

"Hehe, it's okay, I'm very happy." Picking up the cup and touching it with Shi Xiaolei, Stark pointed to the goblins running around on the grass in front of him, and smiled very naturally: "These little guys are so interesting." Yeah, they're just born comedians. To be honest, I've never seen anything as funny as them."

The group of goblins in front of me are the original group of minions.

Since borrowing the hidden function of the construction machine and reborn into the current form, the habits of the little guys have somewhat changed.

For example, let's talk about eating habits. When they were minions, bananas were their favorite, along with some other fruits and vegetables. But after they evolved into the appendages of the warship girls, that is, the current goblins, their feeding habits also changed, and they began to learn to enjoy meat.

Even if the degree of acceptance is not so high, the preference for fruit still has the upper hand, but it is undeniable that it has been a huge change from a single vegetarian to the current omnivorous habit.

Another example is dressing up.

It is no longer wearing overalls all year round.

During working hours, they will wear different styles of uniforms according to their respective division of labor. For example, the goblins in the equipment development department always wear the white coats of scientific researchers. Those in the infrastructure department often dress up like the migrant workers on the construction site.

In private, the little ones dressed even more fancy. To be more specific, which style of dressing they prefer often depends on which ship girl they are closer to.

Let's take these little guys who are fighting in front of us as an example.

They are all dressed like red envelopes, and their shapes are very similar to those Fuwa dolls on the shelves in the New Year's Market...the reason why they are dressed like this is because they have been staying with the expulsion girls recently. Therefore, when the expulsion girls changed into bright red and festive costumes, they also changed into the same style of clothes in an orderly manner.

Of course, in addition to these changes, the little guys also retain some original features.

Naughty, mischievous, likes to play tricks, etc. Especially the single-minded way of thinking, there is almost no improvement.

Coupled with the improved scientific research and development capabilities obtained when they evolved into goblins, it is no exaggeration to say that when these little guys get into trouble, the scene is actually more lively than when they were minions.

"Crack, clap!"

The ones in the front were running away in all directions, while the ones in the back were holding toy guns that they got from nowhere, and they were chasing them while snapping the trigger. Grains of rice were launched from the toy gun, puffed into chubby rice flowers, and flew towards the little guys who were running away in front of them.

Obviously it doesn't weigh much, and it doesn't hurt at all when hit on the body, but the little guys dodge very hard, as if they are avoiding real bullets-flying, shoveling, rolling... In order to avoid these rice flowers, the few in front The little guy actually showed a variety of extremely professional tactical evasion moves.

But these little guys are all top-heavy biceps.

As a result...

The movements are pretty standard, but in terms of effect, to be honest, it's really useless.

"Wow!"

A little guy stumbled garlic under his feet and fell to the ground with a thud. Before he got up and continued to escape, several grains of rice had already landed on the back of his big head.

Being eliminated in the game means losing the bet~lightnovelpub.net~ The little guy was very upset, and he just left the game unwillingly.

Sitting on the ground, he put his hand into his pocket, digging and digging, and suddenly this little guy had a grenade in his hand.

He pulled out the pull bolt and threw it towards the little elves who were still shooting. The grenade exploded in the air, and with a crisp 'bang', a puff of white foam suddenly exploded, and 'Raindrop' completely covered the little goblins with guns.

In the blink of an eye, the foamed plastic that came into contact with the air expanded rapidly. It's like putting on a layer of straitjacket, while breathing, the little guys have been tightly wrapped in it, completely restricting their movements.

"Haha! Hahahaha!" Without the slightest sense of cheating, the little guy who threw the grenade's eyes lit up and laughed happily while hugging his stomach.

Of course, the trapped ones cannot accept such a result.

Barely maintaining a standing posture, only the calves can move, jumping and jumping like zombies in old movies; lying on the ground, twisting their bodies desperately, like big-headed caterpillars... Coupled with the look of them moving forward vigorously, wanting to question each other face to face for fairness, it looks like a comedy cartoon, and it is really funny.

Even more is still behind.

He completely forgot that he had cheated, and the guy who threw the grenade found two watercolor pens out of nowhere. Brushing, brushing, and in the blink of an eye, all the little guys who couldn't fight back were painted black with black charcoal heads, and a thick red circle was drawn on their mouths.

One second she was cute like a doll, but the next second, she has turned into a black doll with black skin and thick lips, only the whites of the eyes left.

"Hahahahaha!" After watching the whole process, Stark laughed again involuntarily.