"Senior, do you eat first, take a bath first, or... first, eat, me, what?"

"Bah ah ah! No way!"

In the villa, Yu Xinning, who was wearing rabbit pajamas, frowned and shook her head.

"It's still not **** enough."

She raised her chest and looked at the video Xiao Ru gave her in the mirror and analyzed it herself.

"Ling Ning, I think... your understanding of this theory seems to be... somewhat unique."

Su Xiaoru reminded hesitantly, holding her panda pillow against the edge of the mirror.

"Really? I think it's quite right! Look at Xiao Ru, the core of this 'variant sunk cost' of the predecessors is that one person gives another person a few options."

"Didn't I also give the seniors a few options, let the seniors choose to eat first, take a bath first, or eat me first."

When it came to the last option, Yu Xinning blushed, and quickly cleared her throat to cover it up...

"Humph! Seniors will find out that these options are actually traps!"

"Then he'll have to worry about the gains and losses because he didn't choose the other option!"

Yu Xinning looked at the notes she made and said seriously.

"...But what Lin Muge meant... I personally think this theory is meant to be used in scaring, not this..."

A trace of complexity flashed across Su Xiaoru's face.

"Oh, senior Xiao Ru said that this theory can be freely applied anywhere."

Yu Xinning readjusted.

"But it's not **** enough when people wear bunny pajamas."

"But this rabbit pajamas was bought by the senior for others, can it evoke the memories of the senior..."

"And whether my bunny ears are going to stand up or go down..."

"Would you like to add a lip biting motion, or put your finger on your lips..."

She frowned and pondered for a while, then kept adjusting to Xiao Ru's mirror in her rabbit pajamas.

This made Su Xiaoru in the mirror a little hesitant to speak, but it only turned into a sigh.

"Okay! Try again! Senior will be back soon!"

Yu Xinning took a deep breath.

"Senior, it's hard work"

"You eat first..."

"Let's take a shower first..."

"Let's... eat first, me, what?"

She had one ear pricked up and the other drooping behind her head.

The little tail at the back of her **** dangled gently with her rising tone.

The eyes are also blinking.

After saying the last sentence, he still bit his lip, one hand rested on his lips lightly, and the other moved slowly on his small waist and thigh.

He even raised an eyebrow at Xiao Ru.

Seeing that Xiao Ru's eyes gradually narrowed.

She couldn't understand it, and she was shocked to see her.

"Xiaoru Xiaoru, if it were you, would you choose to eat first, take a bath first, or eat first, me, what?"

Yu Xinning stepped half-length into Xiao Ru's mirror and blew lightly in Xiao Ru's ear.

"I……"

Su Xiaoru shuddered twice.

There was an inexplicable fear in my heart...

Could it be... is this the highest realm of scaring?

"Hey! Is there a feeling of being hit in the heart?"

Ning Ning rubbed Xiao Ru, and then got out of the mirror.

"But I always feel like something is missing..."

"Huh?! Senior is back!"

Before she could think about it again, she heard Lin Muge greeting Xiao Qianshou in the yard.

"Very good! Camera ready!"

Yu Xinning quickly took the camera and placed it in the corner of the second floor with a wide view to prepare for video recording.

"The lighting engineer is ready!"

She moved Xiao Ru outside for a little lighting.

"The protagonist is ready!"

She raised her head and took a deep breath, "The protagonist is ready!"

"Ok?"

Lin Muge, who was reviewing the "variant sunk cost" theory with Ye Xinglan, was stunned as soon as he entered the house.

After turning on the light, Yu Xinning folded her hands from the second floor and slowly landed on the ground like an angel.

Then slowly raised his head, slowly opened his eyes, and slowly looked at him.

As if the whole time was slowing down...

"This is……"

Lin Muge and Su Xiaoru, who had no love on the second floor, looked at each other and took a half step back silently.

Ye Xinglan didn't even dare to walk into the house.

"senior."

"what……?"

There was a little more tremor in Lin Muge's voice.

"Ling Ning, don't think too much, life is priceless, if there is any difficulty, let's solve it together and face it together..."

"senior"

Yu Xinning turned her head with a swipe, exactly the same as Lin Muge's convulsions when her performance was hijacked.

Both of the ears that had been pricked up suddenly drooped down one.

"It's so late, senior..."

"You eat first..."

She took a step forward, and Lin Muge took a step back.

"Let's take a shower first..."

She took two steps forward, and Lin Muge took three steps back.

"still is……"

She trotted, then leaped.

"First, eat, I..."

Yu Xinning, who hugged Lin Muge tightly, blushed, and her breath was a little uneven.

"I... take a shower first?"

Lin Muge asked tentatively.

"...Ling Ning, you... have a fever?"

He put his hand on Li Ning's forehead tremblingly.

cold.

"Are you sure you won't eat me first?"

Yu Xinning raised her eyebrows.

"...Currently your weirdness is inedible, but if you want... I can... develop it?"

Lin Muge's Adam's apple rolled slightly.

He had never heard such a strange request before...

"Hmph, then you go take a shower first."

Yu Xinning floated from Lin Muge's body, holding her hands and pouting.

"……good……"

He scratched his head and got into the bathroom.

I even let go of the big squirt mushrooms today.

"Humph! Brothers! Senior must be regretting why he didn't choose to eat me first when he was taking a bath, and then worry about gains and losses."

"As expected of me! I immediately learned the theory that senior just taught me!"

She said hello to Ye Xinglan, who didn't know the situation at the door at all, and then said proudly while holding the camera.

"Hoo! Sleep!"

After saving the video and sending it directly to Xiaopo Station, Yu Xinning lay on the bed contentedly.

"Is this the highest level of scary..."

Ye Xinglan nodded somewhat incomprehensibly.

She had never seen anything weird that could scare Lin Muge away...

But Lemonade did it...

"It turns out that Sister Ning Ning is the most hidden..."

Ye Xinglan took a deep look at Yu Xinning's room.

Originally, she thought that Ning Ning was only good at cutting videos.

Unexpectedly, there is a hidden strength that can fertilize Lin Muge.

It's really a blockbuster if it doesn't make a sound...

too frightening……

Ye Xinglan returned to the room with admiration for Ning Ning, realizing that she still had a lot to learn in this family.

"Huh... I'm afraid it's not the juice of the immature eyeball fruit..."

After making sure that Ning Ning had returned to the room, Lin Muge dared to take a bath.

Recalling the situation just now, he couldn't help but goosebumps.

"Is this the New Year's surprise of Ning Ning..."

Lying on the bed holding the skull head for two minutes, Lin Muge reluctantly accepted the shock.

"This is Xue Shanghua, isn't it..."

He picked up the phone and saw the picture posted by Mai Yuran.

"Generally, Xueshang flowers grow in pieces, and it is very rare to encounter only one."

"Either it was harvested, or the environment was really too extreme."

Lin Muge sent a voice to Mai Yuran.

There is only such a snow scorpion flower in the snowfall area of ​​the entire desert, which is indeed a bit strange.

"It's okay, I'll go take a look tomorrow. Happy New Year."

He simply searched the desert again and found it.

If it is determined that the snow flower already exists, then the most difficult part of the peaceful coexistence of strangeness and human beings will be solved.

Lin Muge hugged the cute skull head and stretched out, and then fell asleep beautifully.

On the beautiful night of New Year's Eve, he finally ushered in the nightmare he had been thinking about.

The dream is full of lemons.

…

…

"As expected of Lemonade, I can always apply Dove's theory to places I didn't expect."

"The Enemy Advances and I Retreat"

"What? Pigeon didn't choose to eat first! The cook is furious!"

"Top Pull"

""There is no such cuisine yet"

"Ling Ning's wife is too cute!"

"When can my wife say that to me like that?"

The next morning, Ning Ning pouted and watched the video she posted yesterday.

The video posted after one o'clock in the morning is only after nine o'clock in the morning, and the likes have exceeded 100,000. With more than 30,000 barrages, this video, which is less than two minutes, is directly on the hot list of Xiaopo Station. first place.

But Lemony was not happy.

Because everyone just thought she was cute.

I don't even think she's scary! ! !

"Humph! Wait for me to hone it again!"

Yu Xinning watched the video again and profoundly summed up a wave of her own shortcomings.

"Wait for a surprise next time, senior!"

She clenched her fist and vowed.

"Hey senior? Where are you going?"

The fully-armed Lin Shepherd walked out of the bedroom below.

Two large dark circles are particularly conspicuous.

"I'm going to find... a particularly beautiful flower."

"That kind of flower can only be found on the snow. I'm afraid that if I go a little later, the snow will be gone."

Lin Muge yawned.

"flower!"

Yu Xinning froze for a moment and blushed.

"Oh, senior, although he was so good yesterday, you don't need to reward me like that."

"And sending flowers to girls, don't you think about whether girls will be shy?"

She wagged her tail shyly.

Seeing Lin Muge froze for a while.

"I... need to bring a weird one, Ning Ning, let's go together."

After almost everything was cleaned up, he picked up the camera and asked.

"go with!!!"

Yu Xinning's eyes lit up and said excitedly.

Then he took the initiative to get into Xiao Ru's red panda pillow, and the clothes floated down out of thin air.

"Happy New Year everyone! As you can see, I'm going to a desert in the north to find something."

"The temperature difference between day and night in the desert in winter is also very large. The average temperature of the day is below zero, and the environment is very harsh."

"What we're looking for is in the desert's no-man's-land, a place that can't be reached even by camel, and it takes me a day and a night to walk on foot."

"So I'll just record a short video for everyone, and tell everyone what I have prepared in this extreme environment."

Lin Muge put the camera aside and photographed the large schoolbag that was one meter high.

"First of all, Lingling will go with me."

Before he could speak, the little panda pillow next to him jumped into his arms.

"Lemonade is weird, it will reduce the temperature difference between day and night around me. Of course, it is impossible for her to change the temperature by herself. It can make me a little warmer. It is a necessity for entering and leaving this extreme environment."

"Then the second necessity is..."

Lin Muge raised her neck and opened her mouth.

A few seconds later, the water ball that had not been seen for a long time flew into his mouth with a swish tail, giving him a sip of water.

"Water is very scarce in the desert. At this time, you need a water tail. Just open your mouth to release your fear, and it will come over and feed you water, which is a perfect reminder to drink water."

"In the desert in winter, it can even heat the water, which is very humane."

He held the water ball's long tail and gave a thumbs up.

"Finally, it's the issue of food. This... don't worry. Although the desert is barren, there are still many strange creatures that can be eaten. We can eat it wherever we go."

"In the bag is a down jacket, a folding tent, and a lot of blood to attract strange creatures."

Lin Muge held the camera and simply recorded a video for everyone, and then sent it directly to Xiaopo Station.

"By the way, Xiao Ru, help me figure it out. How would you feel if I went hiking in the desert?"

"...I feel in danger."

Su Xiaoru was silent for a while.

"Then how would you feel if I found a few wandering souls to fly directly into the desert?"

"This is good."

"Okay, I see."

Lin Muge nodded.

"Then the housekeeping is up to you."

"Xiao Shiyi's fish is in the refrigerator. One a day is almost enough. Don't eat more."

"Then if anyone comes to pay New Year's greetings, help me entertain! Just don't kill anyone!"

Before he left, he finally said hello to Xiao Ru.

The ticket that the conspiracy bureau had booked for him was at noon and arrived after seven o'clock in the evening.

Originally, I wanted to let Lin Muge rest for the night at the edge of the desert, but because the snow had stopped, Lin Muge decided to go directly into the desert tonight.

"It still feels like a legend..."

Along the way, Lin Muge has been searching for information about that desert.

Mai Yuran also sent him a lot of legends in this desert.

Lin Muge couldn't tell which ones were made up and which ones were weird traces.

"Why does Xue Shang Hua only appear alone in the snow in the desert..."

Lin Muge put down her cell phone, frowned and pondered while holding Ning Ning in his arms while looking at the scenery outside the machine window.

do not know why……

He always had an ominous feeling in his heart this time...

"It doesn't matter, it's right to go against Xiao Ru's feeling!"

Although I don't quite believe in myself, it's right to believe in Xiao Ru!

"Hoo! It's finally here!"

The plane landed safely, and Lin Muge stretched a lot.

The little panda pillow in his arms also stretched.

"Good guy..."

After picking up the luggage, Lin Muge saw a car with a black model slowly rolling down the window as soon as he left the terminal.

Inside, a Stitch doll half took off his sunglasses and nodded at him.

"The conspiracy is really unmanned..."

Sitting in the car, Lin Muge tactically leaned back.

Although the cab was empty, there were four dolls.

They all wore neat sunglasses and looked expressionless.

One is in charge of the brakes, one is in charge of the accelerator, and two are on the steering wheel.

"Don't worry, we practiced on Qiu Ming Mountain!"

Stitch turned his head and gave Lin Muge an evil smile.

"Huh! Yes, yes..."

Lin Muge took a deep breath in awe, and then clicked on the message with Mai Yuran.

"I'm already... sitting in the car."

He took a photo of the driver's seat and sent it to Mai Yuran, with a like expression.

"This is our top treatment, they will take you to the edge of the desert, where you will be received by the locals."

Mai Yuran returned in seconds.

"Okay, hard work."

Lin Muge sat in the back seat of the car and clicked on the video he recorded before departure in the morning.

Most of the comments are for him to be more careful.

There are many people who ask him why he doesn't fly directly by the wandering soul.

"very good."

He silently wrote down everyone's questions.

Under the unmanned driving of the dolls, the speed of the car was unexpectedly fast.

This also reminded Lin Muge's heart of his painful experience of failing twice in two subjects with a small subject...

Seeing that the surrounding scenery gradually turned into a desert, Lin Muge also turned on the live broadcast.

"Good evening everyone, this is Lemonade."

He patted the soft **** of the little panda doll in his arms.

"I'm almost in the desert now, and the purpose of coming out this time is very clear. It's not like I've learned anything I've encountered before. The target this time is a kind of weird plant, the kind that wants to see people die and see corpses. "

"Because this plant will disappear with the snow, and now the snow is no longer falling, and there are strong winds at night, so time is tight, and I will go deep into this beautiful desert tonight."

"Then I'll show you the lineup that the Conspiracy Bureau has picked up from me."

Lin Muge pointed the camera at the unsmiling Stitch and several dolls wearing sunglasses in the driver's seat.

"?? How does this society develop so fast!"

"The Finals Lineup"

"Has driverless technology reached this level??"

"My wives, Ning Ning, are being held by pigeons in their arms]"

"The Human Liberation Movement"

"Last time, pigeon pigeon brought lemon and lemon, what did lemon and lemon do to the dog's head]"

"If I remember correctly, Lime slept from beginning to end"

More than nine o'clock is the peak time for everyone to surf the Internet.

As soon as Lin Muge started broadcasting, there were more than 300,000 people in the live broadcast room.

"Then! I'm starting the broadcast now mainly to answer a wave of everyone's questions."

"One of the more liked questions asked me why I didn't just fly across the desert, but had to hike."

"This question is very simple. Didn't Wukong take Tang Seng to the west with a somersault? I'm not here to show you how to use the barren resources and weirdness to cross the desert."

"Then another classmate asked on the barrage at this time, ah pigeon pigeon pigeon, you said that this strange plant is very critical and the time is very urgent, why don't you fly to find it first and then walk back to us on the way back to popular science Woolen cloth?"

Lin Muge stretched his neck and read the barrage.

"This is because I asked Xiao Ru to do the math before I left. Xiao Ru felt that I would be in danger if I walked, which proves that walking is very safe."

He gave the camera a thumbs up.

"And everyone, I always feel that there will be danger in the depths of the desert, and it is the kind that is very dangerous for wandering souls."

"So hiking is still reliable."

Lin Muge squinted and looked into the distance.

Could it be that there is such a strange creature...

He pursed his lips slightly.

A desert with barren creatures, but a paradise for strange creatures...

"Okay, our mission is complete."

After more than half an hour, the car stopped at the edge of the desert, and Lin Muge almost answered all of your questions.

Still coldly, Stitch took off his sunglasses and nodded to Lin Muge.

"It's okay, it's hard work..."

After silently giving them a pound of fear, Lin Muge got out of the car.

"Look at what... an indescribably beautiful sight."

He aimed the camera at the desert ahead.

Because there are no buildings around except the desert, the wind is very wild.

That whirring feeling can be felt even through the screen.

The wind also means that there are hardly any clouds in the sky.

A round of crescent moon like the eyelashes of a big flying spider hangs among the stars, giving people a feeling of emptiness and disappointment.

As far as the eye can see, there are only a few small tent-like houses shining brightly.

There were a few sturdy Bactrian camels tied behind them, as well as a few alpacas who looked at Lin Shepherd and squinted calmly to graze.

"Is it... Lin Muge?"

In the tent, a 14- or 15-year-old boy asked tentatively.

He was wearing a robe with local characteristics, and his face was flushed with traces left by the wind and sand.

"Yes, what do you call the child?"

Lin Muge put on a down jacket~lightnovelpub.net~ hugging Ning Ning and holding the camera, he looked at the lonely human cub and asked kindly.

"My surname is Wei, you can just call me Xiao Wei."

"Xiao Wei, are you the only one here?"

"No, Mom and Dad went to pay New Year's greetings, and they haven't come back yet on a camel."

Xiao Wei pointed to another group of tents in the distance.

"Then Abba said that a person named Lin Muge would come over and go to Yinshapo to die."

"Go to death? Oh, the little mouth is really smeared with honey, it is very sweet, if I forgot to bring the doll, I must reward you today!"

Lin Muge looked at the simple child in front of him, and there was a hint of love in his heart.

This kid is too talkative.

It's really heartwarming to receive this kind of blessing on the New Year's Eve!

"And then...I'll take you there on a camel."

Xiao Wei took Lin Muge to the camel's side.

"Ah? Are you taking me alone?"

Lin Muge was stunned for a moment.

This kid looks a little taller than the camel's legs, and he doesn't feel like he has much fighting power...

"Well, I'm familiar with the road to Yinshapo, but I've never been to Yinshapo. Dad said that it is a forbidden place for humans, let alone people. Even if some drones flew in, they didn't fly out. pass."

"Okay, I like to go to the forbidden land to play!"

Lin Muge said excitedly.

The alpacas grazing on the side smiled contemptuously.

"Brothers, this trip is really worth it, and then I will give you a popular science. Generally, the forbidden places for human beings are the abbreviations of amusement parks, which means that we will go to amusement parks in a while!"

He said to the camera.

"Then Xiao Wei, how did the name Yinshapo come from? Why is it called the forbidden land for human beings?"

Riding between the twin peaks of the camel, Lin Muge looked at Xiao Wei in front of him and asked.