"Huh! Little Pig, long time no see."

The next afternoon, Pigman and Batman dolls landed in the sunny courtyard of Lin Muge's house alone with a large package.

"have not seen you for a long time."

Pig Man said hello to Ji Fanbu, whose head and body were separated, and then handed the bag full of various ingredients to Lin Muge.

Batman on the side also said hello with a throat cancer-like hoarse voice.

"By the way, Piggy, I hold your skull in my sleep every day. Can you feel my warmth too?"

Lin Muge took out the skull that he had used as a pillow in his bedroom.

The entire skull was extremely smooth, without any edges and corners under his care.

"...it's too warm..."

Pig Man sucked in a breath of cold air.

No wonder he feels inexplicably suffocated every night...

And there is a feeling of being touched all over the body...

"And your ribs, come and see."

Lin Muge took Pig Man's doll and walked into the bedroom.

"This hanger is made of your ribs."

"Don't worry, although you have left, your former body will always be in this home, and you will always be a member of our family."

He patted the pig man doll on the head.

"It's okay, just cry when you're moved."

The pig man on the side opened his mouth several times, but couldn't say a word.

Looking at his rib and skull covered with clothes, he silently gave Lin Shepherd a thumbs up.

"It's so touching."

It said in a trembling voice.

At that time, although it was attached to the doll, the corpse was transformed into a corpse.

In other words, the bones in Lin Muge's room are not human, but zombies...

Awesome, it has to be Lin Mu Ge Niu...

Pig Man exclaimed.

"Then I'll go first."

"Are you in such a hurry? Don't you stay for a meal or something?"

"No, there are still tasks in the conspiracy bureau."

"What's the mission? Do you really not eat?"

"No, no, Batman go!"

It kicked Batman, who was out in the wind, without a trace.

"Senior, are these edible?"

Yu Xinning looked carefully at the various... creatures in the **** bag.

"Of course, wait for me to open a live broadcast to introduce it to everyone."

Lin Muge briefly glanced at the contents in the bag.

"It's all good stuff, yes, it looks very appetizing."

He took a photo first and then directly opened the live broadcast with his mobile phone.

"good afternoon everyone!"

"Yesterday, I promised everyone to cook today, and the ingredients have just been delivered. Let me introduce them to you first and see how these ingredients are alive. This is also a kind of respect for food."

Lin Muge said while holding up his mobile phone.

The little flying spiders playing with the thousands of hands on the roof also floated down with their spider silk.

"The Last Supper I Am Supper"

"I haven't seen pigeons cook for a long time"

"Can that be called rice? That's called fighting"

"The Return of the God of War"

"Fuck! Still moving!"

"What's the fuss about the ingredients moving? How normal?"

"Can these really be eaten..."

When they saw what was in the black bag, everyone called Ye Qinghui.

In front of Lin Muge's so-called ingredients, everyone even feels that they are the ingredients of the ingredients...

"This lord is called the lord snake. He lives on the bottom of the sea. He was exchanged with the mermaid family."

After Lin Muge fixed the phone, he took out a squinting snake.

At first glance, the snake was just over a meter tall, about as thick as a child's arm, and it was dark all over.

Unlike normal snakes, it has gills, two thin horns on the top of its head, and its tail is like a fish tail.

Unlike normal fish, it has no scales on its body, and it is as smooth as snakes on normal land.

"The old snake can only live in salt water. After dehydration, it seems to be so immobile, but it can't die for ten or eight years."

"Its scientific name is the lord snake because its sound is especially like that of the arrogant and domineering lord in ancient times."

"The old snake generally only has eight teeth. It is poisonous, but it is very brittle. We will pull it out first."

Hearing that his teeth were about to be extracted, the half-squinted eyes of the old snake instantly widened.

Unfortunately it's too late.

"Come on Lime, help me open its mouth."

"Hey~ I'm afraid of being bitten~"

"You are a ghost, even if you are bitten, you will not be poisoned."

Lin Muge injected some fear into Ning Ning.

"Okay, okay, this kind of thing really wants me to come, the junior is still too tender."

Seeing that Ning Ning was about to open its mouth, there was a bit of disdain in the eyes of the old snake, and then he closed his mouth tightly.

"Crack!"

"what?!"

The pupil of the master snake vibrated.

Yu Xinning's snow-white and slender hand instantly burst out with an irresistible force that opened its mouth abruptly.

Even accompanied by a burst of fractures.

"Come on twins, pull teeth."

Lin Muge threw the twin little thousand hands that passed by.

"I'm not afraid of poisoning or being lazy. By pulling teeth, I can make the fingers of this little Qianshou who just can walk more flexible."

"It's been a rare workout for him."

He gave a thumbs up to the twin little thousand hands, and then gained two middle fingers.

The old snake, whose mouth was tightly held by Ning Ning's two fingers, was relieved to see the little Qianshou who had not yet grown his hair.

Do you still want to pull my teeth out?

Who do you look down on.

"Uh-huh?!"

The next second, the old snake felt a chill in his mouth.

Its two front teeth were pulled up by the roots of Xiao Qian's hands.

Before it could react, two more teeth were missing from its mouth.

After it reacted, the eight teeth were already in Lin Muge's hands.

"Huh, senior, my fingers are sore."

Yu Xinning rubbed her little hand and let go of the old snake's mouth.

But because I was too hard just now, I accidentally fractured the chin of the old snake, so the old snake could not close its mouth at all.

"The old snake without teeth is very safe. It can be used as a sleeve, which is both warm and beautiful."

Lin Muge put his arm directly into the mouth of the old snake.

"Of course, it can also be used as black silk on the legs."

"Then can I wear it?"

Ning Ning's face flushed, and she saw that the old snake was suffocating, with the words "kill me" written all over her face.

"No, your legs are too thick."

Lin Muge said mercilessly. Valley swab

"...Senior! Humph! I'll change it now!"

Yu Xinning was stunned for a moment, glared at Lin Muge with a bulging mouth, and got into the bedroom.

Lin Muge also threw the unlovable old snake into the basin beside him.

"When it comes to black silk, I won't be sleepy anymore"

"What? Dove dove wear black silk?"

"What? Pigeon wants to eat black silk?"

""Killing the Snake and Punishing the Heart""

"Master Snake: Are all humans on land so scary now?"

"Let's put it on the lemon and show it to us."

The number of people in the live room has exceeded three million.

The harmonious barrage is also inseparable from the silent efforts of the housekeeper Zhao Fanzhuo.

He was isolated in his hometown due to the epidemic and has not been able to return.

"And this is the sea cricket."

Lin Muge opened a small bag, which was filled with dense black creatures.

"The sea cricket is a strange creature that lives in groups. It lives under the reefs of the deep sea. It is also a specialty of the mermaid family."

"Usually sea crickets are eaten by mermaids as melon seeds during the festivals."

He took out one.

It is similar in shape and size to melon seeds, and it looks no different from crickets on land.

"They don't have eyes on their heads, the black ones you see are their nostrils and they breathe in the water."

"Have you seen the dense black spots on these two long tentacles? These are their eyes."

"Do you think they are cuter after you know?"

Lin Muge put the sea cricket on the ground.

Looking at the way it dangled its antennae and the fine black spots on the antennae, everyone felt inexplicably tingling in their scalps.

"Then there's nothing in this bag. It's the scales of a mermaid. It's not unfamiliar to everyone."

"Sea crickets are fried and eaten, similar to fried silkworm chrysalis. Sea snakes are boiled and eaten, and then we will look at the goblin's specialties."

Lin Muge looked at another **** bag.

I don't know what's in it, I jump from time to time, it looks very weird.

"As I thought, goblins eat very few kinds of food because of their living conditions."

"This is also their most representative specialty."

He pointed the camera at the inside of the bag.

What catches the eye is a yellow potato-like thing. There are three dark holes on it after the live broadcast. No matter how you look at it, it looks like two eyes and one mouth...

"Their scientific name is sand bean, and the mature sand bean jumps every minute."

As soon as Lin Muge finished speaking, the pile of sand beans inside jumped collectively.

"In addition to being eaten, sand beans can also be used as bowling balls, because they have three black holes on their faces, and you can put your fingers in them."

"Of course, in the war, you can also use the characteristic of sand beans to jump once a minute to make potato mines."

"Anyway, in addition to eating, Shadou can find other jobs, which can be regarded as versatile."

He took two sand beans and put them together with the old snake.

"Shadou is very hungry, two are about the same, and I will cook it with the old snake in a while."

"Just bury the rest and store it underground."

Lin Muge stood up and stretched.

"Then next is the long-awaited cooking session!"

"We cook the sand beans and the old snake first, and then fry the sea crickets."

"Everyone may be disappointed this time, because these ingredients are quite conventional, and there will be no battle scenes."

He fixed the phone aside and said.

"No battle scene? Refund!"

"What? Don't you fight with the ingredients before cooking??"

"I knock! So disappointed!"

"Is it really regular cooking, why don't I believe it..."

"Since it's a regular cooking pigeon, why do you need a chainsaw..."

"What? Isn't it normal to use a chainsaw for cooking?"

"That's right, don't you use a knife without a chainsaw?"

As soon as Lin Muge finished speaking, it was almost like cooking normally, and he took out a chainsaw from the cabinet under the kitchen.

"The skin of the sand bean is very tough, especially tough, and a normal kitchen knife can't cut it, so you need to use some conventional small tools."

He put the sand bean on the chopping board, and after it jumped, he turned on the chainsaw and cut it in half.

The dark red blood foam splashed out under the chainsaw.

The inside of the sand bean is not like a potato at all, but real meat.

After cutting two sand beans in a row, Lin Muge's body was covered with blood, and he held a chainsaw like a legendary murderer.

"Okay, then it's almost like cooking normally."

He put the corpses of two sand beans into the pot.

"Then this old snake, it's best to relax and stretch it before cooking."

"That way it dies easier and tastes better."

"The stretching method is the same as normal ramen noodles."

Lin Muge picked up the half-dead and unlovable old snake, slapped it on the chopping board twice, and then kneaded and stretched it like a Lanzhou ramen.

Knead again and stretch again.

After more than a dozen times in a row, the old snake, which was only more than one meter long, has grown to more than two meters long.

"Just a few more jumps like this."

"Usually I do a hundred or so jumps and exercise before eating."

Lin Muge directly regarded the old snake as a skipping rope and jumped up.

"The Jumping Snake"

"Isn't the old snake still black silk just now?"

"Understood, pigeon skipping rope with black silk"

“"Regular Cooking""

"Pigeon's routine is still too super strong for normal carbon-based creatures..."

At the same time as the barrage was frantically complaining, Lin Muge had also jumped with blood on his head.

"Well, it's dead, peacefully."

He opened the pupil of the old snake and showed it in front of the camera.

The pupils have been radiating white, and there is no peace at all.

"boom!"

Before Lin Muge could clean the old snake, there was a sudden loud noise in the pot, and the lid of the pot was directly lifted.

The two sand beans that he chopped up just now slowly floated into the air in the white smoke.

The three black holes on his face shot out a burst of white light.

"Oh, this is its death replay."

Lin Muge moved a small bench and sat on it.

"After Shadou dies, it will suddenly deceive the corpse, and then use its own water vapor to project the death replay from its own perspective."

"Look, this is me."

In the projection in the air, the figure of Lin Muge slowly appeared.

It's just a miniature Lin Muge, which looks like a Lego toy.

I saw that this Lin Muge first screamed in the sky~lightnovelpub.net~ slammed his chest with a small arm like a gorilla, and then the arm turned into electricity with two clicks. Saw, as if reading a Chainsaw Man cartoon.

With his cruel grin, the death return visit of the two sand beans ended abruptly, and their broken bodies fell into the pot again.

"This death replay is slightly processed by their heads."

"How gentle when I cut them with a chainsaw, huh?"

Lin Muge also stuffed the old snake into the pot, and then looked aside at the sea cricket that was shivering and didn't dare to leave.

ps: Ow, last day, monthly pass, ooh, ooh, please

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