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Chapter 257: Senior ( ̄︶ ̄)

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Lin Muge froze for a moment and nodded, "I'm also very happy to be able to bring you a happy night."

"It's going to be dark soon, so hurry up and get ready."

The news that you can enjoy the carnival and killing tonight spread across the Qingqing Grassland in an instant.

The animals also went home and started preparations, and the whole town became empty in an instant.

"Then I'll go get ready."

Lin Muge bid farewell to the Year of the Turtle.

"Brothers, I will not participate in this harmony and friendship event."

"Although you won't die in the undead realm, the small animals here have acquired intelligence after death. It's a bit too cruel for me to kill intelligent creatures."

"Dying too much yourself won't wear away your reverence for death and life. Only killing people like numbness will make you numb."

he said as he walked down the street.

"This town is still small and fresh, and I think it's quite suitable for vacation."

"It's still a snack street. The names of these stores are really exciting."

On both sides of the street, there are spinal ice creams, which are made by pulling out their own spinal cords to make delicious ice cream.

To have a hot pot with a brain is to cut off your head and open it up on the fire to make a hot pot.

There are also meat skewers, barbecued pork buns, and Kanto boiled dishes.

"Brothers, these shops really... have no cost, and there is no need to prepare any ingredients at all."

"Because the customer is the food."

"This is not bad. I even think it can be promoted. It's very promising."

"Especially the one that cooks your own in an iron pot, can soak in hot springs, and eat delicious food. It's simply worth a try."

Lin Muge swallowed and said.

""Worth To Die""

"Try and Die"

"Not good, after watching the live broadcast of pigeon pigeons, I feel that my brain circuit is different from that of normal people."

"You can't stay in this town for a long time, or you will have problems with your mind"

"Capitalist: Why didn't I think of such a cost-saving method?"

"Sun Erniang calls out to be an expert"

"Diary of a Madman"

Night fell slowly, and Lin Muge also walked back to the grassland at the beginning.

"It's so warm."

He stood on the hillside and looked at the village in the distance.

After the sun completely set, there were bursts of laughter and laughter in the village.

The whole Qingqing grassland has become a sea of ​​joy.

"Brothers, this situation makes me want to play "Ode to Joy"."

"It's a pity that there is no musical instrument in hand, unfortunately."

After sitting under the tree and watching for a while, Lin Muge sighed.

More than three million people in the live broadcast room also breathed a sigh of relief.

The ears are kept.

"Okay, brothers, you can't stay any longer, Ning Ning is still waiting for me to treat my teeth."

"Wuwuwu senior, he has me in his heart!"

At home, Ning Ning, who was watching the live broadcast with Brother Xizi and Ye Xinglan, said with emotion.

"Woooooo I miss you so much..."

Lily wiped her tears gently.

Looking at her current appearance, Brother Xizi and Ye Xinglan looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a while.

Li Ning's face began to swell the day after Lin Muge shrunk into her mouth that day.

It turned out that the little face with only a little flesh turned into the bun face in the comics in just one day, or the style of Crayon Shin-chan.

When Ning Ning got up this morning and looked in the mirror with Xiao Ru, she thought Xiao Ru was joking for her...

"Hey, the predecessors don't come back, I will ... I just ... I will not explode and then go back!"

"I've lost my face..."

Ning Ning covered her right cheek and cried.

"It's okay, Lin Muge... At least he still remembers you."

Brother Xizi patted Ning Ning and comforted it intimately.

At this time, Lin Muge in the live broadcast room had not left the Qingqing Grassland.

"This swamp is connected to the one above, we just need to get in."

Behind Lin Shepherd is a lovely swamp.

He stretched for a while, then took a deep breath and dived in.

There was another black screen in the live room.

A few minutes later, the screen appeared, and Lin Muge had already appeared in the familiar Qinling jungle.

There is even a deer head that he buried with his own hands.

"Huh, it's getting dark, and before you know it, it's been a day in Qinling."

Lin Muge looked up at the night sky and sighed.

"Brothers, try to find the worm tonight, that is, the weird creature that is necessary to cure the teeth of lemonade."

"Ling Ning, are you watching? Send a barrage."

"Senior in ( ̄︶ ̄

Ning Ning's barrage was immediately put on top by the housekeeper Zhao Fanzhuo.

"Ling Ning, how are you feeling now?"

"I don't feel like duck~ It's good~ (●\"?\"●

She also made a very cute emoji with the advanced barrage.

"That's okay, your face isn't swollen, is it?"

"Hey! It's only a little swollen~(*/w\*

"It's normal to have a swollen face, which means that the tooth slaves in your mouth have started a new round of expansion. The bigger the swelling, the faster they are expanding. If you don't feel anything now, it's fine, then I'm not so anxious. "

Lin Muge slowed down.

"No senior! You have to be in a hurry!"

Seeing that Lin Muge was not in a hurry, Ning Ning, who had been covering her face, became anxious in an instant, but she didn't know what to post for a while.

"I do not know either."

"I do not know either."

Brother Xizi and Ye Xinglan shook their heads.

"I don't even know what to say..."

Ji Fanbu shook his head, "Just tell Pigeon that your face is now swollen into a bun, can't you?"

"no!"

"why?"

Ji Fan Bu Xizi and Ye Xinglan asked in unison.

"Because...because under normal circumstances it wouldn't be so swollen..."

"What do you mean?"

The three of them looked at each other and asked again.

"Didn't senior say not to let me eat candy..."

"But...but people can't help it!"

"Anyway, the teeth will be cured when senior comes back, so... so I have eaten a lot of candy these days..."

Yu Xinning said with a red face and pouting.

"Then just talk to Pigeon."

"no!"

This time, Brother Xizi and Ning Ning actually talked about it together.

"why not?"

Ji Fanbu looked at Brother Xizi and was a little confused for a while.

"Because Lin Muge asked me to supervise Ning Ning not to eat sugar..."

Brother Xizi looked at Ning Ning while holding the sheep's hoof and said.

"Ling Ning, I trust you so much, how can you... harm me like this..."

"Oh, Sister Can, you are the best for me~"

Ning Ning hugged the Pleasant Goat doll and rubbed her little face coquettishly.

"If you don't say it...how can you make Pigeon come back quickly? There is nothing at home that attracts him."

Ji Fanbu spread his hands and said.

Ye Xinglan also nodded.

"not have!"

After a few seconds of silence, Ning Ning looked at Xiao Shiyi who was playing happily with Heihua Qianshou.

Her face was so swollen that it was bigger than Xiao Shiyi's eyes.

"Ow?"

Feeling Ning Ning's scorching gaze, Xiao Shiyi also shook his head innocently.

"Yes! Pick up one! Lin Muge likes her the most!"

Brother Xizi also brightened up.

"Quick, say Xiao Shiyi has a cold, let Lin Muge come back soon!"

"Uh-huh!"

Ning Ning picked up her phone and launched a barrage.

"Senior, you should come back soon, Shiyi is sick (ˉ﹃ˉ

"What?"

Lin Muge, who was about to roast the deer leg, was stunned when he saw the barrage.

"Xiyi is sick? What's wrong?"

"Generally speaking... sharks and zombies... no disease can be born..."

"The corpse virus is the most terrifying existence of all viruses. It is impossible for viruses to invade, and bacteria are even more impossible."

Lin Muge thought for a while and frowned.

"Xiao Shiyi, she has a fever and a cold!"

"Ah? Have a fever?"

"Yes! She is very hot right now! I miss you so much! So come back soon, senior!"

Ning Ning and Brother Xizi posted a barrage together.

Each of these sentences has an exclamation mark to highlight the urgency of the event.

"Have a fever?"

Lin Muge tactically stepped back.

"To be honest, it's the first time in my long life that I've heard that it's weird and can have a fever."

"Lingling, did you eat candy again, and then your face was swollen and wanted me to go back quickly?"

After being silent for a few seconds, he put away his deer legs and looked at the camera and asked.

"Hey! Oops! Found out!"

The lemonade at home was swollen and red.

"Damn, as expected of Lin Muge, he saw through our lies easily."

Brother Xizi also hammered his thigh with a sheep's hoof.

"Ling Ning, what you said will definitely make me go back faster than picking up one."

"I'll hurry up, be nice."

Seeing that Ning Ning didn't answer again on the barrage, Lin Muge knew that she had guessed correctly.

"Can't you two talk on the phone..."

"Don't you know that there are more than three million people in the live broadcast room now!!"

"These three million are now dogs"

""Barrage Talk""

"As expected of a lemon, but also eat sugar"

"If pigeon pigeons play in the green grassland for a while, I'm afraid that the brain will be occupied by the slaves."

"Xiao Shiyi has a cold... I can tell it's fake..."

When Ning Ning posted the barrage just now, everyone in the live broadcast room had a tacit understanding and didn't post the barrage much.

Now that Ning Ning is no longer chatting, the barrage instantly surges.

"Brothers, since Ning Ning is terminally ill, I won't climb the mountain slowly."

Lin Muge slowly floated up as he spoke.

In the moonlight, under the countless strange gazes in the jungle, he flew towards the top of the mountain rapidly.

"Give an aerial shot of Qinling Mountains."

Now that he was already flying, Lin Muge didn't pretend, and he made no secret of his super-high flying skills, so he walked around the Qinling Mountains casually.

The mountain forest in the night revealed a kind of eerie quietness.

Especially the shady **** that Lin Muge climbed all the way.

The blue ghosts sparkled like fireflies.

The swallowing frog clan living in the upper reaches of the creek was screaming, so noisy that the Zhiyang in the cliff below could only bring earplugs to read.

The surface of the large-scale swamp below is calm, but a warm scene that makes people cry is being staged on the green grassland inside.

"It's a little cooler, but it's fine."

Lin Muge slowly landed in a coniferous forest.

"The bizarre creatures like the beetle live in the coniferous forest at an altitude of about one thousand meters."

"Let's catch a few strong ones, otherwise it will be enough to beat the tooth slaves in the mouth of the lemon, the food of those tooth slaves is really too good."

He took a deep breath and said.

Although the temperature at this altitude is low, it is only a few degrees higher than his home.

"There are still many strange creatures in the pine forest. I saw several at first glance."

Lin Muge squatted down and picked up a pine cone.

"Look, this little guy looks like an ordinary pine cone, but he can actually dance."

"Come on, don't be shy in the talent show session."

He turned on the small flashlight and put the pine cone on the ground.

"Look, it looks like a normal pine cone, and it doesn't move."

"Don't be shy, little guy."

"Let's have a street dance show."

Lin Muge flicked the pine cone's **** and flicked it a somersault.

Then, under everyone's expectant eyes, this pine cone...

The one next to him slowly stood up.

"you……"

"Yo?"

"what?"

"hiss……"

Lin Muge's breath choked.

"Sorry brothers, I found the wrong person."

He aimed his flashlight at the moving pine cone and silently flicked the immobile one away.

"So Pigeon said so much to an ordinary pine cone just now?"

""got the wrong person""

"Hahaha pigeon pigeons have such a day too"

"Waterloo"

""Yo?""

"Pigeon is blushing!"

"Pigeon can even roll over!"

Everyone in the live broadcast room also realized that Lin Muge had just regarded ordinary pine cones as strange creatures.

"Ahem, brothers, the scientific name of this strange creature is Songjiazi, because when they dance, their joints make that kind of armor-clad sound. This sound has no onomatopoeia, so it's a bit indescribable."

"And it wasn't my fault just now."

"Songjiazi is such a strange creature, its... self-esteem is very strong, I just deliberately recognized the ordinary pine cones as it, just to stimulate its desire to express."

"Spiritual Psychology."

Lin Muge cleared her throat and said seriously, frowning.

However, the full screen of the barrage is "Ah yes yes yes".

"Anyway, on this beautiful night, please enjoy a wave of Song Jiazi's hip-hop!"

Song Jiazi, who had just stood up in front of him, moved slowly under the light of the flashlight.

At the beginning, the movements were a little slow, but after moving a few times, there was a sudden convulsion, and the spirit of the whole person changed instantly.

"That's the voice."

"Oh, I'm going, this is all a difficult move!"

Pieces of things on Song Jiazi collided together and made a crisp and dull sound.

It kept rolling on the pine needles everywhere, like... a fish that just landed...

Not only does it make people unable to feel the joy of dancing, but instead it conveys bursts of pain.

"No skills, all emotions"

"This is Street Dance"

"Pigeon redefines what hip-hop is"

"...I actually thought it could dance..."

"The Difficult Action"

"The last time I saw this kind of dance was Zhao Si in Country Love"

"Dancing the Universe"

"The Strongest Yin Musicians Team Up With Top Soul Dancers"

This so-called dance easily refreshed the lower limit of everyone in the live broadcast room.

"Isn't he very handsome? It's good to be stuck in a few points, and the overall grasp of the action is also in place."

"If you look closely, you can find that this dance expresses praise for life and resentment for fate."

"It's not dancing, it's telling a story with dance, about how a pine Jiazi who was choked by fate resisted stubbornly. It's really moving."

Lin Muge grabbed Song Jiazi's throat while explaining.

"Then Songjiazi's body fluids have an effect."

"There are many strange creatures with this effect. I will show you and everyone will know right away."

He squeezed Song Jiazi, who was struggling constantly, and dripped Song Jiazi's body into his right eye like eye drops.

"Okay, usually a pine shell has only one drop, and I squeezed it dry with my hands."

"It's good to let this go."

Lin Muge rubbed his right eye and stood up, then turned off the flashlight.

After rubbing for almost two minutes, he opened his eyes again.

A beam of light burst out of his eyes.

it's only……

black light.

That's right.

A beam of black light shot out from Lin Muge's right eye.

Wherever he looked, the light was instantly invisible, and even the moonlight was no match for him.

"Son of Darkness"

"Pass it on, Pigeon has fallen into darkness [Dog Head]"

"This is too evil..."

"The True Eye of the Evil King"

"I remember the last time I went to the Snow Mountain Horror Master to eat some strange green light in my eyes!"

"Master: I beg you to forget"

"The green light in the eyes of the master is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people"

"Actually, I guessed that pigeon eyes would glow, but I didn't expect it to be black light..."

At this moment, Lin Muge has one normal eye and the other dark, looking very strange...

"This is the legendary black light. Now my eye is like a black hole, it will absorb all the light I see, so everyone sees my eye as black, but in fact I see more clearly."

"What can I say with my current vision, I can see the owl couple who are more than 3,000 meters away in front of me."

Lin Muge pointed to the front and said.

At this time, he was worthy of the two words on the banner given to him by the enthusiastic crowd after returning to the nursery - baby eye.

"Ning Ning, if you persist, with the blessing of the black light, it can be said that in this environment, you can get twice the result with half the effort."

He glanced around.

Some carnivorous wild animals such as wild wolves around didn't dare to go forward when they saw his appearance.

Because they found that looking at this human, their eyes would lose their light...

It's just horrible...

"By the way, all creatures that meet my eye now can only see the darkness."

"For now, I am the incarnation of darkness."

"Please put an end to advertising fees in the dark."

Lin Muge knocked on the pine tree on the side.

"Look, there's a cute little squirrel there!"

He pointed to the tree, which had a big fluffy tail.

"It's eating pine nuts, it's so cute."

"I eat supper at night, and I'm not afraid of getting fat."

Although you can't see the face, you can see that the squirrel is moving and its fluffy hair is swaying, making people want to touch it.

"Little cutie, don't eat, come to make a talent show?"

As soon as Lin Muge finished speaking, the little squirrel's body stopped.

Its ears moved and turned slowly.

After seeing what it was holding in its hands, everyone in the live broadcast room was shocked.

It was a... human head.

This squirrel was not eating pine nuts just now, but the human brain...

"Sa!"

After looking at Lin Muge for a few seconds~lightnovelpub.net~, the corner of this cute little squirrel's blood-stained mouth suddenly evoked a strange smile.

Then the whole head exploded like a flower, as if it were a parasitic human being in an anime parasitic beast.

Every time Lin Muge was given the slightest time to react, it rushed towards Lin Muge's face in a single step.

ps: I originally wanted to describe the warm night of Qingqing Grassland in detail, but the review asked me not to write it. I said yes, I will give you this face by Fibonacci, and I will not take it as an example.

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Thanks for the sparkle!

Thanks to the book friends "You wait for me, little brother in front", "I am a vest monster", and "Mr. Slow Life" for the rewards!

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