A hairy thumbs up! You can cry in a while!

Ding! Chen Yi climbed over the wall to escape from the evil campus...

two hours later...

Ding! Chen Yi threw himself into a trap and returned to the campus...

"Hehe~ we're back!" Holding a few laptops, he pushed open the door of the headquarters of the SOS Regiment, and a group of sad reminders who looked full of bitterness were connecting the lines and network cables...

"Well! The deputy head is back, everyone welcomes you! But our deputy head should be quicker next time." Saying that, Suzumiya Haruhi took the lead in applauding and took away the things in Chen Yi's hands...

You're welcome...

"Hey! Why have you been away for so long?" 囧xu on the side said softly to Chen Yi, beside 囧xu there is a vase with a teary eye and a brand name for a long time...

"Ah~ It's nothing, it's just blocked by a group of cosplay fanatics, we look like this, you know." Chen Yi said casually, throwing a small blue ball in his hand...

Nagato glasses girl sitting in front of the window quietly reading a book, took a look at Chen Yi, and continued to indulge in the sea of ​​books...

[Remaining number of traversers: ⑨⑨⑦! 】

[Bawang Pill: Explosive miracle medicine, instantly increases the power of seniors (including) by 300%, those who are detached (including) by 100%, and those who are broken by 30%. Although it looks like a blue ball, but you Absolutely cannot deny its magic! 】

It's a sad thing, something that will be looked down upon when you eat it... tasteless!

Well, this is an unlucky **** who overwhelmed himself when Chen Yi was surrounded by a group of COS fanatics, and planned to take the opportunity to sneak attack, and the SLR was killed...

Drag it to the corner and kill it...

"Really? Do you want to play Reversi?" Jiongxu invited.

"Reversi, we haven't played it before..."

"It's okay, I'll teach you!" A rare smile appeared on Jiongxu's face, although he usually has an embarrassing face, but when Jiongxu smiles, he doesn't have much sincerity...

"Really? We always feel that you are here with the intention of torturing food." Chen Yi clearly felt Jiong Xu's malicious intentions.

"That's your illusion, why is a man so sensitive!" Jiongxu messed up the chess piece on the table that he had attacked himself, put it back, and stretched out a hand, "Come on, it's very simple of."

"Okay, show mercy..." This was obviously a polite remark.

"Uh-uh-of course!"

Fuck! You actually took it! I will kill you soon!

There was no discussion in the first round, Chen Yi lost miserably, and he knew it from the happy look on Jiongxu's face.

The second sentence is embarrassing and empty...

"Hmm~ Is this really your first time playing?" Jiongxu looked at Chen Yi suspiciously.

"certainly!"

Well, the second game is still won by Jiongxu...

"Oh my god! Isn't this a computer that has just been on the market for less than a week? How come there are so many of them here!" Fiddled with a few laptops on the table, the sad president of the computer club, with a look of surprise, then a look of grief and indignation Looking at Haruhi Suzumiya, "Since you already have such a good thing, why are you blackmailing us! Give us back our computer!"

"Hmph! Don't think about it!" Haruhi Suzumiya raised the camera in his hand, "Is there any reason to return the things that fell into the hands of the leader?"

"Huh?" Jiong Xu's ears immediately perked up, "The computer you bought is expensive?"

"Very expensive? I don't think so, one set is only 370,000 yen..." Chen Yi said calmly.

"...The local tyrant..." Jiong Xu put the chess pieces back and poured a cup of tea for Chen Yi himself, "How about we add some luck?"

"Lottery head? Yes, how much?" Ah! If you want to make money from labor and management, dream about it!

"How about a hundred thousand?"

"Can…"

…

囧xu fiasco...

"Remember, you owe us 100,000 yuan now..."

"Have you been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger all this time, Hundan!?" Jiongxu saw sweat on his forehead, he wanted to trick people, but he didn't expect to be tricked instead...

"There is something about rice, just learned!"

"It's strange to believe you!"

"Don't believe me! Come on, sign your name here." As he spoke, Chen Yi handed a 100,000 yuan IOU in front of Jiongxu.

"Don't want to sign? It's okay if you don't want to sign and get your fingerprint!" Chen Yi took out a box of red clay specially used for stamping, grabbed Jiongxu's handprint, and then slapped it on the paper!

"Are you Tinker Bell?" Jon Xu blew on his red palm, the slap just now was really serious.

"Scatter! How is it possible! We think we can't compare to a ferocious species like Tinker Bell." Chen Yi raised the piece of paper that looked extremely heavy to Jiong Xu, "Do you want another game? If you win There is no need to pay it back."

"I played with you only after I got my head caught by the door!"

"That's such a pity." Chen Yi folded the IOU in his hand and put it away, causing Jiong Xu's face to twitch violently.

"Since you are so rich, why do you care about these things, tear them up..." said Jiongxu, planning to do something.

"boom!"

"Wow! It hurts!" Jon Xu blew on his swollen palm again, crying out that it hurts.

"Impossible!" Chen Yi put the wicked (in Jixu's eyes) IOU into his pocket, "Remember to pay it back quickly, I won't accrue interest for you."

"Stingy!"

"You don't have a computer for everyone!"

"Brother Chen! I was wrong..."

"Tsk! Spineless!"

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After a group of sad men were completely drained of their use value by Haruhi Suzumiya, they were kicked out with the momentum of me coming sadly and going painfully. Chen Yi took the initiative to...

As for the reason for the hands-on action, after knowing that Chen Yi bought the computer, these gangsters hugged Chen Yi's thigh directly, begging for alms...

Then the result is the above...

"Very good! Everyone performed very well today, especially our deputy head, so the head of the group decided to take everyone to have a meal today. If anyone has any comments, please let me know!" In order to make up for the lack of height, Suzumiya Haruhi stood on the chair and patted Chen Yi's shoulder.

【Ding! Triggering task: treat!

Task process: The leader treats guests, you pay...

Success: The leader's extremely small attention span...

Fail: Unlucky ghosts stay for three days...]

"Everyone applaud!" Chen Yi took the lead in clapping his hands, pay attention to me! How many of Haruhi Suzumiya's attention can stand this torment! ? …

"Hmm~ Is brother going to eat?" Fulan, who was playing with big fish and eating small fish, immediately threw herself into Chen Yi's arms and rubbed her head against Chen Yi's, "Fulan hasn't had a drink for a long time..."

Chen Yi quickly covered Fulan's mouth, obediently! It would be terrible to say this...

"Uh~ I've always wanted to ask." Jiongxu pointed to Fulan in Chen Yi's arms, "Your sister should be in elementary school, why..."

"We have money, do you have any objections?" Chen Yi cast a glance at Jiong Xu, his tone quite disdainful.

"Sister control..."

...

"Yo~heh~, everyone, you are welcome, just order whatever you want to eat. Today, the leader treats you!" Haruhi Suzumiya, whose vitality has been completely solidified, held the menu in his hand. Although he said so, he did not put the menu on his hand at all Letting go means...

Colleagues eat too much together, and classmates think it’s not enough to eat together. Slowly, after a gust of wind and clouds, a table of meals turns into a pile of tableware...

"Ah~" Haruhi Suzumiya, who was picking his teeth with a toothpick, moved his face closer to Chen Yi, "Do you think we have met before, I always feel that your figure looks familiar."

"How is it possible!" Chen Yi broke out in a drop of cold sweat instantly, "Anyone who sees us will say that we are familiar, hey! Look at them!"

Chen Yi pointed to the people at other tables who were taking pictures with cameras, "You know about our image problem."

"That's right! After all, you look like a genetic mutation now, you're really a freak..." Haruhi Suzumiya nodded and sat back.

Fooled over...

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"Ahhh! I've had enough! Why do I have to be with such an arrogant woman!" On the night road, Meihong complained extremely dissatisfied.

"Being with her, I really feel the pressure." Kaguya's words are also very strange.

Chen Yi's face was a little pale. Although he enjoyed hanging a little loli around his neck, he didn't enjoy it so much when this loli was pumping his own blood...

"It's okay, her attention is not on you." Nagato looked at Chen Yi and said flatly.

Huiye immediately understood what it meant, and immediately hugged Chen Yi's arm, "Husband~ From now on, you will attract that woman's attention~"

"..."

"Hmph! Although I'm very unwilling~lightnovelpub.net~ But this time, let's be your MT properly." Meihong snorted coldly.

Meihong, you play too many games, is this infected by Kaguya?

"Tsk!" It's said that the husband and wife have been kind for a hundred days, and now they sell us directly! ?

Kaguya, don't think we don't know what your plan is, can you explain the cannibalistic look in your eyes when you look at Nagato?

If you meet Ling Boli in the future, you will directly use your hands to get rid of us! Absolutely!

"Let me tell you, if we accidentally die in this world, you guys, hehe..."

Chen Yi hugged his shoulders and hummed.

"Are you willing? Think about the red and white that you raised, and the three lolis that are waiting to be raised, who may be hidden rules (Hong Meiling once worked in Chenyi's grocery store), and the ones who are waiting to be captured." The head maid, the sick library nerd, the tengu who was 'handled' by herself, the flower fairy who was related to S and S, the ghost idler with unknown relationship, and the two older sisters who are concubines..." Kaguya said With one word, the flames on Meihong's body on one side will become more vigorous...

Fuck! frame! This is definitely planted! !

"For you, your Ito (sincere) journey has just begun, are you willing? Even if you accidentally die, you will crawl out of hell." Hui Ye looked at Chen Yi with a smile.

"Besides, men who threaten girls are the worst kind~"

Borrowing a knife to kill someone? Chen Yi looked at Mei Hong, whose body was flickering with flames.

"The surrounding space has been shielded, no matter what you do, you will not be discovered by the outside world..." Nagato acted as the final touch-up man...

"That's good!" The flames on Meihong's body have already illuminated the night sky...

"Flying Phoenix Wings!!"

"Let's block!"