Public Enemy

Chapter 308: i am a monster

"...You said you are a monster!?" The boy named Toma looked at the white-haired and red-eyed boy who claimed to be a monster. The boy who didn’t know where to take out the pizza... a girl in a nun’s costume calling herself a magical girl, “Are you a magical girl?”

"Ah~" Touma glanced at the room, because there were so many people, it seemed a bit crowded. A very well-dressed man stepped on his face last night, and he had similar characteristics to the white man who claimed to be a monster. The red-eyed girl, compared to the man, the girl's hair looks longer, almost touching the ground, and there are big and small bows tied in her hair. Are these two brothers and sisters or sisters?

Inexplicably upset, two small bumps suddenly popped out on Chen Yi's forehead, as if he was speculated maliciously.

Then there is a girl with long black and straight hair who is dressed in the style of Yamato Nadeshiko. You can feel a noble temperament from a distance, but the scene of the two girls fighting each other not long ago directly destroyed Touma's love. Kaguya's subjective impression... Besides, this black, long and straight girl called the self-proclaimed monster her husband! ? Jealousy envy hate ah!

After that, there are two costumes that are basically the same style, but in different colors. A girl who looks very heroic with a long knife, and a girl who looks like a big sister with a folding fan in her hand. Are these two sisters?

But... why is there an extreme sense of disobedience? Today is not April Fool's Day, is it? They look like I've seen them somewhere...it's there! ? Can't remember!

"Ah~ I'm full." A foodie nun declared that she had finished eating. Pulling Touma's thoughts back, looking at the empty boxes piled up like a hill on the ground, he couldn't help but look at the belly of the girl who claimed to be Index, how did you eat it! ? The most important thing is where did this kind of thing come from! Tinker Bell?

"Although your aura is very evil, even more evil than a devil." The nun who was full clapped her hands and looked at Chen Yi, "But you seem to be very friendly, and you even invited me to eat so There are many things, so you are a good person!"

I am! Dang Ma slammed his head on the table, the last sentence is the key. You foodies!

"I said, I'm just a poor middle school student who can't even eat three meals a day. You don't need to punish me like this. Let me declare that I have no money to give you, and today is not April Fool's Day." !" Although he didn't feel any malice, Touma spoke first.

Then Touma realized that he was being looked down upon by everyone in the room.

"Tsk, poor 13."

"Poor ghost, no wonder you live in this kind of free student dormitory."

"Hey! I'm not lying! I really have one hundred and three thousand demons..."

"Little H book..."

Chen Yi's interruption immediately aroused the glare of a foodie nun. "It's not a little H book, it's a magic book!"

"...Hey! You're digressing again!" Dang Ma cried out dissatisfied.

"Ah...poor 13-year-old boy, are you blind?" Chen Yi turned his head, looked at the shelf full of books behind him, then reached out his hand along a gap in the books, and took out a shiny golden book. mahjong...

"Did you see? This is what I picked out piece by piece from a large piece of gold." Chen Yi took the word "Fa Cai" on the golden mahjong as mahjong. "If I just throw it on the black market, it will be enough to buy you a few lives, poor 13!"

Hearing Chen Yi's words, Dang Ma's whole body turned gray, and she knocked on the table with a regretful expression on her face, why did she say those words just now, that's gold! Just send them away. Isn't that 'getting rich' his own! ?

"Ah? Alas!? Why do young people nowadays self-mutilate in detail." Chen Yi looked at Dang Ma with a remorseful expression, and shook his head.

"Sorry! Please forgive me for not being able to accept your words!" Dang Ma looked at Fa Cai in Chen Yi's hand with a tangled expression, that's right! Where did all the mahjong go? Did you fly?

"Although I also know some {supernatural power}, just like the flame in her hand last night, it is also a kind of superpower." Touma scanned around the room, trying to find the left in some corners. Gold Mahjong. "But monsters, magic, etc..."

A lot of nonsense omitted...

"Aha~ I said Dangma boy, are you sure you want to do this?" Chen Yi looked at the foodie nun holding a knife, and Shenjing who raised her right hand... Cough, Dangma, "If you have a bitter fruit, you have to swallow it with tears Hey."

"Ha~ What kind of bitter fruit have I never eaten?" The young man who was plagued by bad luck said that he eats bitter fruit every day...His hands drop.

"Hiss—" Chen Yi covered his eyes and lay down on the ground, did he really get infected by bad luck?

"Hun Dan!" Mei Hong put away the fingers that had been stuck in Chen Yi's eyes just now, and cursed softly.

"Hoho..." There was something even more unlucky, Chen Yi looked at a young boy who was kicked by Meihong and stuck to the wall. Well, because Meihong shot herself first, so...

some sort of chewing sound...

"Are you alright?" Touma with teeth marks all over his body looked at Chen Yi who was sitting opposite.

"It's okay, it's okay, I've been used to it for a long time." The white-haired boy waved his hand indifferently.

"But your eyes are bleeding!"

"Bleeding? Is there any?" Chen Yi said that his nerves that had become numb a long time ago did not feel it at all.

"Are you M?" Touma said as he looked at the white-haired boy opposite and wiped the blood from his eyes nonchalantly.

"Tsk! Boy, you can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." Chen Yi said calmly as before, and the blood-stained tissue in his hand turned into a pile of ashes. The old fox took it away, and it would be a waste of time if Chen Yi, another 20,000 monsters, "Come on! I'll treat you to some jerky."

"Really? Thank you very much." Thinking of the disappointment of those killed in battle in his refrigerator, Touma was not polite.

Unsuspecting young man, the one-tenth chance of being poisoned is absolutely 100% with you! 23333…

The boy who was destroying the delicious jerky in his hand didn't notice the dark and evil smile that the white-haired boy on the opposite side had recently... In fact, you can't eat things indiscriminately!

"Uh...uh...ga!" A young man with a faint purple light on his body died... Cause of death: food poisoning...

"Oh? What's wrong with him?" Wrapped in a quilt, emitting a strange black air, Index, who was like an angry bird, looked numb at the dying man lying on the ground.

"Food poisoning from eating indiscriminately." Chen Yi said.

"Really? By the way, I'm leaving. If I stay here, I'll hurt you." Index has completely lost her stupid look just now.

"You can consider not leaving, don't you care about him too? He definitely doesn't want you to leave." Chen Yi pinched Kamijou Touma's face viciously, "And we are very powerful."

"You can't bring irrelevant people into it. Goodbye, Mr. Monster."

'boom! ’ Chen Yi, who was about to say something more, was directly pressed down on the table by his younger sister from behind, "If you want to leave, hurry up! Anyone who dares to attack you will run back, and I will set him on fire!"

"Hmm... I seem to have seen my former grandma and grandpa just now, how about Index?" Touma asked while recovering from his deathbed, shaking his head.

"Let's go." Chen replied, covering his face.

"She is a black household! It can be said that it is difficult to move an inch in Academy City." Touma slapped the table, "How can you let her go?"

"Calm down, calm down, isn't there a church in Academy City?" Chen Yi took out a nun's hat from one side, "She will definitely come back again, by the way, we seem, probably, maybe... also come from black households."

"...Are you kidding me! Are you kidding me, is Academy City really so easy to advance!?"

"Facts speak louder than words. Our presence here is the best proof." Chen Yi said nonchalantly, "By the way, it's summer vacation here right now?"

"That's right, so..." Touma suddenly had a bad premonition.

"So we plan to be your neighbor here for a while." Chen Yi grinned and said with a smile.

"You guys are breaking into a private house! How can a person with superpowers be a black household!" Touma retorted loudly.

"Young man!" Chen Yi's face suddenly became serious, "No one stipulates that people with super powers cannot be black households, and besides, I am a monster!"

"Cough! Dare to ask Your Excellency's name?"

"Chen Yi!" Then Chen Yi pointed to sister Hong Huiye and the others, "Mei Hong, Hui Ye, Yi Ji, Feng Ji."

Afterwards, Chen Yi grabbed Xiaobai off his head~lightnovelpub.net~Cute pet Xiaobai. "

"Meow~"

"Ahhhhhhhhh! Do superpowers also like S? But why do you come to me!" Dang Ma covered his head and shouted, finally knowing why these people are so familiar, "And you are too fanatical, although The hospitals in Academy City can have plastic surgery, but this seems to be forbidden, how did you do it?"

"Tch! You boy who denies reality, don't believe me." It wasn't meant for you anyway.

"By the way, that foodie nun asked me to bring you a message, 'Even if I go to hell, are you willing to accompany me?'" Chen Yi directly pinched the word "we" after you.

Ugh? What does this mean? Advise yourself not to fall into it?

"Okay... May I ask, what is the face print on the seat?"

"I printed it, do you have any comments?" Chen Yi's face darkened, "I haven't eaten yet, have I?"

"Ah! I forgot that Teacher Xiaomeng is going to be late for the remedial class!" The boy ran away... (to be continued...)