"Yoha! You are a young man. You seem to have encountered a fork in your life?" With a malicious smile on his face, Chen Yi who led Hui Ye out looked at an old vending machine shaking wildly in front of him. Kamijou Touma with its money back lever.

"What? The money was swallowed?" Chen Yi's words made Kamijou Touma's face darken facing the vending machine... Unfortunately!

"That's right...why is your gloating tone so annoying?" Kamijou Touma measured the position where the two of them could maximize the power of their fists, and then remembered that standing in front of them was not a human being but a ferocious one. After the monster, he decisively gave up this very tempting move.

Looking at Hui Ye behind Chen Yi, the appearance of that Xiaojia Biyu, if an uninformed person sees it, he will definitely sigh with emotion, what a girl with the style of Yamato Nadeko, but the one who has seen Hui Ye's real behavior Tiao Touma... Be careful not to be deceived!

"Ha! You are still the same as before..." Chen Yi walked to the vending machine in front of him, with a nasty smile, "Unfortunate!"

ORZ…

"Wait! Don't you want to buy something too? Knowing that this machine will swallow money, you still..." Kamijou Touma, who was lying on the ground, looked at Chen Yi's actions and said hastily.

"Huh? Who said I'll buy it with money?" Chen Yi turned to look at Kamijou Touma, and at the same time made a punching gesture with his other arm.

"You don't mean to..."

boom-

Bang Dang × 2, two cans of drinks fell into the vending machine's pick-up port, this sharp way... Is there any mistake! Kamijou Touma watched with a dark face as Chen Yi took out the two cans of drinks lightly. At the same time, I felt wronged and worthless for the two thousand yuan that was swallowed.

"Meow~"

"Huh? Someone got on the ground first?" With a meow accompanied by the sound of leather shoes stepping on the ground, a brown-haired girl in Tokiwatai Middle School uniform said, and then looked at Chen Yi, "It's you, it's all over. Can you let me go first? I have important things to do to find this broken machine."

"Whatever you want." Chen Yi handed the drink in his hand to Kaguya a can, and Kaguya looked at Xiaobai who was being held by Misaka Mikoto, and showed an inexplicable smile to Chen Yi. Looking at it, Chen Yi felt cold for a while.

"What's wrong with him?" Seeing Kamijou Touma with a gloomy face on the ground, Misaka Mikoto asked in confusion, "Did you lose any money?"

"That's almost what it means." Chen Yi shrugged his shoulders. Kaguya, don't look at me with such a weird color! "This unlucky baby's money has been swallowed."

"Eh? Hahahahaha! Doesn't he know that this machine will swallow money?" Misaka Mikoto laughed after hearing Chen Yi's words, "Look, let me show you the secret tricks of Tokiwadai Middle School!"

"Secret move?" Kamijou Touma asked in a low voice.

"Grandma's forty-five-degree oblique blow machine repair method!"

"Drink -" an exaggerated cry. Misaka Mikoto gave a powerful upper kick to the side of this old vending machine. As for the scenery under the skirt, there is nothing to see. The boxer safety pants with 360° defense are worth ten pairs of krypton gold. There are no dog eyes, look at a hammer!

"Evil..." Kamijou Touma looked at Misaka Mikoto's actions, and thought of what she said just now, it seems that all the young ladies in Tokiwadai Middle School are used to this trick? I seem to understand why this machine swallows money...

"Why do you have such an expression of broken dreams?" Misaka Mikoto asked while looking at Kamijou Touma's battered look as she quickly took out a drink.

"Misses in your school often do this kind of thing?" Kamijou Touma asked.

"What do you think? Girls' schools are like this! Don't have any romantic fantasies about girls' schools!"

"…"really!

"Speaking of which, how much money have you been swallowed? Don't worry, I won't laugh." Misaka Mikoto asked kindly.

"Really? Why do I think your intentions are sinister?" Kamijou Touma looked at Chen Yi. That discharge girl can't laugh, it doesn't mean that Chen Yi can't laugh, and it doesn't mean that Hui Ye who is used to misleading others' first impression of her next to Chen Yi can't laugh.

"I don't want to say it, don't say it, and I don't want to say it!" Kamijou Touma refused without hesitation. Even if it is said, the two thousand yuan will not come back.

"Don't use such weird eyes, I don't know how to laugh, really." Chen Yi promised, I will laugh wildly...

"...2000 yuan?" Kamijou Touma finally couldn't bear it and said.

"Two thousand yuan!" Chen Yi pulled the corner of his mouth and tried to hold back, "I heard that this kind of coin has long been extinct in this place..."

"Why is there such a weird denomination of 2,000 yuan? I really want to see it! I really want to see it! So the 2,000-yen bill is not extinct? Hahahahaha! No wonder it is eaten by vending machines! Now even convenience stores I can’t even see a 2,000-yen bill in my cash register! Wahahahahaha!”

"Ahhh! Stop laughing!" Kamijou Touma wailed, covering his head with his hands. After all, when it was a 2,000-yuan banknote used on this kind of machine, he had the idea of ​​exchanging the money.

"Young man! Come, I will give you a bright road, just because you are a lost lamb." Chen Yi pressed one hand on the vending machine in front of him, and patted Kamijou Touma's shoulder with the other, "As long as You are facing the place I pressed just now... Well! Anyway, the money was swallowed, and it is impossible to get it back, so use your friendship breaking face to this broken machine to beat it hard, you are welcome."

"Punch it up?" Kamijou Touma looked at the place Chen Yi pressed just now, besides the metal skin, it is also a metal skin, the metal skin that would definitely make him feel miserable when he hit it with a fist, "Why is there something that will be a big deal if you hit it on it?" Wonderful feeling?"

"You think too much, the decision is in your hands, so I'm leaving." Chen Yi said, pulling Kaguya with his back facing Kamijou Touma and walking away.

"Hey! Wait!" Misaka Mikoto, who had something to worry about, quickly chased after Chen Yi, leaving only Kamijou Touma facing the vending machine, and a strange atmosphere began to reverberate slowly.

"Why don't you try?" Thinking of the 2,000 yuan that was swallowed, Kamijou Touma felt resigned for a while, and it wouldn't hurt if he tried it, at most it would hurt his hand...

"Drink!" imitating Misaka Mikoto's cry just now, Kamijou Touma clenched his right fist, and punched the place where Chenyi had pressed just now.

boom-

A muffled sound came from the old machine in front of him. After the vending machine let out a mournful sound, there came the creaking sound of the old speakers that were going to be non-recyclable.

Damn...it hurts!

Bottles of beverages and juices scrambled out of the fetching mouth happily.

"What's the matter with swelling! Could it be that something went wrong!?" Kamijou Touma stared blankly at the machine that kept spitting out things in front of him, thinking whether to run away immediately or run after collecting enough money .

At this moment, he was already sure that Chen Yi had something to do with the machine becoming like this, although he didn't know how Chen Yi did it.

"Xiaobai." Chen Yi looked at Misaka Mikoto who was chasing after him, and waved his hand, "I'm back."

"Meow~" Xiaobai let out a happy cry, and jumped out of Misaka Mikoto's arms.

"Oh? No!" Misaka Mikoto said anxiously, looking at this Xiaobai who had been fed and fed by her for a month, but did not hesitate to 'betray'.

"Give it back to me! You must have used some nasty means!" Misaka Mikoto looked at Xiaobai who was running into Chen Yi's back hair, and glared at Chen Yi, "Hurry up and return it to me!"

"How is it possible! This is the direct and deep bond between the owner and the pet! Do you understand?" Chen Yi raised his eyebrows and asked, "Don't be so unreasonable."

"Hey~ Husband? Didn't you always say that Xiaobai didn't know where he went? It turned out that he ran to another girl. No wonder you don't 'know', Husband?" sweat.

"Cough! Cough! It was just an accident, um! It was just an accident." Chen Yi wiped the sweat from his brow and explained, "I just saw a girl who was hated by small animals, and let her briefly experience intimate contact with small animals." The taste of it, alas... who knows that the other party is so dishonest, I regret it at the beginning."

"Well~ a very good excuse, my husband~" Hui Ye said jokingly.

"Cough! Just ignore this kind of detail..."

"Husband!? You!?" Misaka Mikoto looked at Chen Yi and Kaguya in surprise, she could clearly hear Kaguya's address just now.

"What? Do you have an opinion, or are you denying the reality?" Chen Yi pointed to Xiaobai above his head, and then to himself, "I mean monster, understand?"

"How is this possible!" Misaka Mikoto couldn't believe it. To her, it was clearly an existence in the comics, how could it suddenly jump into reality? Even if the other party looks like the real thing, "It's clearly an illusion..."

"Why is it impossible again?" Chen Yi asked ~lightnovelpub.net~ For you, we are in the second dimension, but, compared to us, where are you, and what position do you stand? Different. "

"Life is like a play, it's normal for some unthinkable things to happen suddenly, don't take it too seriously." Chen Yi waved his hand and said, he himself took it very seriously.

Flowers bloom and fall, things turn and stars change, life is like a play, life is over when the play is over, in fact, everyone is performing the same play.

It's just that some people have more roles, some less, some are the protagonists, some are supporting roles, some are good people, some are bad people, some live a long life, some are short-lived, some are rich and rich, some suffer from hunger, some are smooth sailing, and some live forever Ups and downs, everyone's fortune is different, and the drama he acts in is also different.

If you come from a wealthy family, you act as a disciple of a rich family; if you come from a poor family, you act as a person who is struggling at the bottom...

Just look at what's in front of you! Who knows that even in another time and space, the guy typing on the keyboard is also in another dimension, belonging to an insignificant existence that is watched by others? (To be continued..)