Public Enemy

Chapter 446: Santa Catch Program

"Hey, hello! I said Kaguya, are you sure you can really catch Santa Claus this way? I have great doubts about the existence of that kind of creature. (You can go to Ye Zi·you~you M when you read the novel lying on the room On the top, Chen Yi, who was covered with a layer of snow, whispered uncertainly into the communication headset next to his ear, Santa Claus? your sister!

There should be a Santa Claus in this crazy world now, right?

"Husband, keep your voice down, what to do if you are found out, be patient." Hui Ye's voice came over.

"Okay, okay, someone else would have frozen to death, catch Santa Claus..."

Chen Yi, who had nothing to do, yawned and let the snow cover him, thinking of Youxi's explanation at the time, that every person from different worlds going to a different world is like changing the scene? Is there any mistake, is it so convenient?

Moreover, when Chen Yi asked whether he could do it, Youxi directly dismissed his idea. Chen Yi is an "informed person" and an unaffected existence, so naturally it would not be so convenient, even Hui Ye and the others would not be able to do it. Belonging to the 'informed', although they may become vacillating under the conflict of two 'facts', it does not affect their 'informed', so they do not have this 'ability', but if they are invited by others If they are there, there will still be such a 'scene change' situation... It's a blast to travel through!

And compared to Chen Yi, for everyone else, they will not feel the abnormality of the world, such as inadvertently discovering that the world he lives in is now multiple joints, but from the most basic It is believed that this world is only one, even if there are other places, it belongs to this world. For example, Gensokyo, Demon World, Hell, Heaven and so on.

By the way, someone went to Yonglin's for treatment the day before yesterday, and it was his eyes. That person's name was Huamanlou. Next to him was Lu Xiaofeng, who was kicked out of the Everlasting Pavilion by Yonglin because of his flirtatious mouth...

"What is Chen Yi doing?" In the living room, a dim light was on. Rei asked with a yawn.

"Aren't you afraid of being hated by other children when you're bored enough to catch Santa Claus?" He looked out the window while eating the pizza in his hand.

"Don't hold grudges, don't hold grudges." Lori Lin nodded. It means that if Santa Claus is really caught, then all the presents will be theirs. (When you read the novel, you will go to Ye Zi·you~you M)

"There are no gifts for disobedient children. You should go to bed at this time, right?" Looking at the three little lolitas in children's pajamas, one of the three little lolitas in the whole house is managing and educating them, Oh, by the way, there is one more girl Wuhe...

As for Chen Yi, it was explained at the beginning that if he is allowed to take care of the children, he will definitely spoil the children. For Kaguya, if you want to have three more 'black-bellied house loli' in the house, it doesn't matter, sister Hong if. I can imagine the three "manly" lolitas in the future. As for Lei... let her take care of herself first.

After all, I regretted what I said, why did I ask this question at that time? It seems that she is the only one in the whole house who can handle things in this respect...

"I had a nightmare just now, and I couldn't sleep." Ilya glanced at Lori Lin. Said timidly.

"And then?" Amber eyes looked at Luoli Ying, "Chen Yi doesn't like children who like to lie."

"Ah? Well, I want to see Santa Claus." Lori Sakura immediately lowered her head under his gaze.

"Hey, hey! This doesn't match what we discussed in advance... You heard it wrong!" Loli Lin quickly changed her words after seeing the playful smile on the corner of her mouth. From a certain point of view, her education was still very successful, at least these three Little loli won't make a fuss in front of her...

"Really? Did I hear wrong?" under the gaze of Jai. Luo Lilin also lowered her head, and finally raised a finger, "Just this time, okay?"

"Aha~ You really miss their mother, who manages them so obediently." Kaguya was also taken aback when she said that, no, if it is really the way Youxi said before, this The mother of the three lolis has already come, right? Or is it that their worlds have not been united? And the world I used to be in... Is this a coincidence? Or is Youxi hiding something? Or was she inferring wrongly?

"You can actually learn this kind of parenting." Looking at Hui Ye with a smile, "Maybe it will be useful in the future."

"How is that possible. (When you read the novel, you will go to Ye Zi·you~you M Hui Ye was stunned for a moment, and then looked at him again, "Looking at your experience, it seems that you are very skilled in this kind of thing."

"It's just the accumulation of time. The longer you live, the more experience you'll gain." Said casually. In other words, you've lived a long life, and you can't even do this kind of thing?

"Yeah, the longer you live, the more experience you have, so you're also interested in Santa Claus? You should have seen Santa Claus before, right?" Kaguya smiled, and she ignored what she just said...

so ask? what sense? Thinking about it, these days, although Chen Yi seemed very casual, the sense of incompatibility revealed inadvertently made her find some abnormalities, especially the kind that could be said to be impossible to appear on Chen Yi's body. Intermittent trances... Alzheimer's! ? Who are you kidding!

"My previous experience was not related to that kind of existence, how could I pay attention to that kind of existence?" He replied casually and truthfully.

It's really a perfunctory and indistinguishable answer. Kaguya doesn't know the past experience, so he definitely won't know whether this statement is true or not. As for the distinction? How can you tell the difference by looking honest? Ask the other party's past to get to the bottom of it? No one with a little brain would do such a thing.

"Santa Claus... what is that?" Meihong yawned, thinking of Chen Yi who was lying outside in the snow nest, thinking whether to send him a dress or not, then Meihong threw away this useless thought out.

"Santa Claus, that's a wretched old man who steals girls' **** by giving gifts to people everywhere. Seriously, I haven't even received a gift from Santa Claus." Haruhi who was lying on the table said the same I yawned. She dared to come excitedly after learning about Kaguya's "Santa Claus Capture Plan", but it's not surprising that you can't receive gifts if you slander the other party like you.

Mei Hong gave Chun Ri a weird look, "I said, isn't your family worried about you? Come here at this time? It should be said that your family will not let you go out at this time, right?"

"It's okay, it's not a dark den, let's talk about it. Even if they don't agree, I can sneak out over the wall. Thanks to the time difference between regions, I have the opportunity to meet Santa Claus. You are Chen Yineng Can't catch it?" Haruhi said, and he became more energetic.

If Chen Yi were here, he would definitely complain loudly, is there any difference in the regional time difference of a few months!

Of course if he said so. It means that Chen Yi has ignored the time difference of those 'regions' from hundreds of years later, down to hundreds of years ago, at least the history can't be found now...

"If a character like Santa Claus appears, how could he run away?" Kaguya looked at the one who was educating the three little lolitas in short words, and looked out the window... There was still no movement, it was clearly Christmas. Ah, it can't be that Santa Claus didn't dare to come after receiving the news?

"..." Chen Yi, who was lying on the roof, looked at the golden broken light floating in the sky speechlessly. Chen Yi, with his sharp eyesight, naturally saw clearly, the red sleigh cart, and the three reindeer pulling the cart in front... Uh? Not nine, right?

wrong! What should be concerned is why it really appears!

Chen Yi, whose breath was restrained to nothing, looked at the sleigh that was getting closer and closer, and couldn't help but widen his eyes, damn, this is unscientific! Who said it must be a bad old man who comes to Christmas! ? Who can tell me the one with milky white long hair. What's the matter with the petite girl in a Christmas suit with black eyes, exquisite like a doll!

Especially when Chen Yi looked at that Santa... the girl was passing by a house without a chimney... By the way, there are not many houses with chimneys now!

Chen Yi watched as the Santa girl clumsily took out a piece of paper similar to a planning book, glanced at it, and then clumsily opened the window of that house. After jumping in from the sleigh car that was stuck in the air with the huge red bag on her back, the Santa girl jumped out less than ten seconds later, and the latter took out an oily mess from her Christmas costume. After the pen made a cross on the paper.

He nodded with some satisfaction, closed the window that was blowing cool air into the room again, and flew to another house, hoping that the children living there would not be in the surprise of discovering gifts the next day . I was even more surprised to find that I had a cold...

In fact, Chen Yi would like to ask, how did you open that window? It was locked from the inside!

Later, Chen Yi saw that Santa girl easily took off the anti-theft net on the other party's house in the next house, and after giving the gift and returning the anti-theft net to its original position, the anti-theft net was restored...

"..." It may be due to the environment without chimneys. Santa Claus and girls have developed new technologies and developed new skills... If this skill falls to thieves or flower pickers...

Chen Yi is like a pervert who intends to stretch out his sharp claws at any time in the dark night... Keke, like a hunter, quietly lurking, confused and unaware, the lamb (Christmas girl) who is working hard is still Unknowingly approaching the dangerous place, maybe he will fall into the clutches of the devil from now on, and never see his grandfather again (Chen Yi guessed it himself)...

I am! What are you thinking? Chen Yi, who felt that he was thinking about running the train, quickly came back to his senses. By the way, Hui Ye and the others are targeting Santa Claus. Does that mean that he can go home now and sleep under the covers?

It's not Santa Claus, it's Santa Claus...

Seeing the Christmas girl getting closer, although Chen Yi doubted how the other party gave presents to every family in a huge city overnight, Chen Yi didn't intend to go into the details, so he retreated quietly first. …

"Husband? I saw some tiny golden lights just now, did Santa Claus appear?" Hui Ye's voice came from the communicator, and Chen Yi felt that the communicator was not damaged by the frost. The counterfeit brand ~lightnovelpub.net~ Cough, that's right. "Chen Yi hesitated for a while and replied softly.

"What? It really appeared? Yay! I didn't come in vain, hurry up and catch her!" Before Kaguya's voice came, Haruhi's excited voice came over, "I want to cut off his beard Trophy!"

Sorry to disappoint you absolutely...

"Haruhi, actually... this Santa Claus is not in the traditional sense, it is abnormal, but it can be counted! Anyway, there are also portraits of Santa Claus circulating on the Internet!" In the current world, it is absolutely a 100% restoration...

"No! No, she must be caught!" Haruhi's savage voice came again, making Chen Yi wonder if he would not have entered the negative state of tinnitus now if he hadn't been inhuman.

"Okay, okay, just don't regret it." Chen Yi looked at the Santa girl who went around and turned through the window, and muttered in his heart that he was sorry, at worst, he would put you back later... (You are welcome to come to your support, that is My biggest motivation.)