Ranger Legend of Azeroth

v1 Chapter 252: no kidding

Sneak attack, the orcs have a wolf. This is indeed a threat, than men too

Alerted. It's better to throw a few balls, once a few are released, the sleeping orcs will definitely wake up, but it's a pity that the **** are gone now.

How good would it be if there were 10 boxes of firecrackers now? If it doesn't work, a box of Dadi Leigong's big firecrackers is also fine! A cannonball is tied to an arrow and sent to the orcs. It doesn't matter which direction it lands, and it doesn't matter whether it hits the camp or not. Just blow it up near the orc camp! Bomb a few of them when they are about to fall asleep, keep them startled all night, and ensure that no orc can fall asleep.

Just like a devil entering a village, it is not enough not to shoot quietly. But the bombs are also used up, so what to do! I have to find a way, what can I do? It's definitely not okay to get too close, as Cirvanas said, if you don't do it well, you will be self-defeating, and you will be ambushed by the other party, which will be a big loss.

You can only make a loud noise to startle them, and make them feel threatened. But apart from bombs and firecrackers that can make loud noises, what else can make loud noises?

trumpet? Well, no speakers here. There is amplification magic here, and this thing is so much better than speakers. But how useful would it be to shout only from a distance? Like the People's Liberation Army shouting to the Kuomintang army? Pork stew noodles? It seems that the orcs are not so hungry to surrender now!

Just wait another day, and the front line of the orcs, the Hellscream pervert will come. That guy Habayashi Xueying didn't even want to fight him face to face, let alone fight. That's not human, it's a pervert! Even the demigod Cenarius was killed by him, and the powerful demon who drank the blood of the orcs, what's his name? Habayashi Blood Eagle also forgot! However, he still remembered that he also chopped off his head with an axe.

All of this shows that this guy is not something to mess with. As for whether he is mentally disabled or not, there are different opinions. However, Habayashi Blood Eagle is not so arrogant that he thinks that he can crush him with his IQ. If he really thinks so, then he is crazy.

Seeing that he was frowning, Cirvanas asked, "Is there no other way?"

"If you can't wash your teeth quietly, you can only make a big noise. Let the other party be in a state of anxiety and fear all night. But we don't have bombs now, so we can only use the magician's amplification magic. How to make good use of them is the key. "Habayashi Xueying said.

"Amplification magic?" Cirvanas frowned and asked, "What's the use? Are you using amplification magic to teach the orcs, your political and ideological education lessons? Or are you going to use it to sing for the orcs?" ?”

Sylvana Sigg laughed and said: "However, if you really go to teach the political and ideological education to the beasts, some beasts can't bear it, and it is possible to hang themselves. Not everyone can bear it, you have so many Chattering nonsense."

"What did you just say?" Habayashi Xueying felt a flash of inspiration, but he couldn't grasp it, so he couldn't help asking.

"Say you chatter, talk too much nonsense!" Cirvanas rolled his eyes at him and said mockingly.

"Not this one! The one in front!" Habayashi Xueying said.

"The one in front?" Cirvanas looked at him seriously, feeling baffled. She scratched her head and said, "Say you use amplified magic to give orcs a political lesson or sing."

"Sing! That's right!" Habayashi Xueying shouted.

"Wait, you can't really sing to the orcs!" Sylvanas asked.

"Don't make noise! ​​I'm thinking about the problem, and I seem to have a solution. Singing...singing...why do I have feelings for these two words?" Habayashi Xueying paced back and forth, saying as he walked, "Where is the problem? Why? Will this happen?"

Suddenly, he stopped. Because he remembered an idiom, besieged on all sides, he clapped his hands together: "Yes! That's the idiom! Besieged on all sides, besieged on all sides! Isn't the orc now the same as Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu at the beginning of Haixia? There is nowhere to go, hahahahaha! How similar, how similar! !

He laughed loudly and said, "Clan of Broken Hands, I am going to lay an ambush on all sides for you. I just don't know if there is a peerless beauty Yu Ji around you, but I don't know if you dare to wipe your own neck with a knife."

Seeing him crazy, Cirvanas seemed to have thought of some good idea and asked, "Have you thought of a way?"

"Yes!" Habayashi Xueying said.

"What way?" Cirvanas asked.

"We will sing to the orcs at night!" Habayashi Xueying laughed.

Cirvanas frowned and said, "Don't be kidding!"

"No kidding, it's really singing to the orcs! Let's go together, everyone sing together. After a tiring day, let's relax together. Let's have a show with the orcs, Azeroth's 1st Battlefield Dancing with Beasts gala " Habayashi Xueying said with a smile.

"Dancing with Beasts Gala?" Cirvanas frowned and muttered, then suddenly slapped Habayashi Blood Eagle on the head and said, "I told you, don't be joking! And... still dancing with beasts? What dance? They are the enemy."

"Ah!" Yubayashi Xueying jumped up in pain, covered his head and shouted: "Are you crazy? Hit someone for no reason? And hit the head! What if you hit a fool?"

"It's better to be stupid! If you are stupid, you won't be thinking and talking nonsense." Cirvanas said: "Look, you will become normal after one blow!"

"Don't think wildly, how can you come up with a solution for you?" Habayashi Xueying shouted: "You can figure it out yourself! Violent woman!"

"Do you really want to hold that gala with the orcs called, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com www.uukanshu.com Dances with Beasts?" Cirvanas asked suspiciously.

"Being fooled, I don't know!" Habayashi Xueying rubbed his head angrily and said.

This violent girl really hurts.

"Brother-in-law..." Cirvanas dragged out her voice gently, blinking and looking at Habayashi Blood Eagle with big eyes.

Yulin Xueying stepped back a few steps and said: "The beauty trick is useless! But don't worry, I won't just follow the trick."

Cirvanas lowered his head, and put his head in front of Habayashi Blood Eagle.

"Why?" Habayashi Xueying said while rubbing his head.

"Hit! Hit me on the head too, and we'll be even." Cirvanas said.

"Aren't you going to fight back?" Habayashi Xueying raised his hand, but still asked carefully.

"Don't fight back! Don't fight back! But don't hurt me!" Cirvanas said.

…Let the beating be done but not allow the beating to hurt, what is the difference between that and no beating? Habayashi Xueying raised his hand, but he didn't know where to put it. In the end, he slapped himself on the head again and said, "I must have owed you in my previous life!"

Hearing the applause, Cirvanas raised his head to see Habayashi Bloodhawk hitting himself, and said strangely: "Brother-in-law, why did you hit yourself?"

... Yubayashi Xueying felt that now, he should learn from the mobs under the Bull Demon King who listened to Tang Seng's speech and jump off the building. But there are no buildings here, there are thunder formations. He is afraid of thunder, not afraid of jumping off a building. Because there are no buildings here, he didn't go into the thunder formation.

"Because I'm stupid!" Habayashi Xueying said angrily.

... Cirvanas looked at Habayashi Blood Eagle with 10,000 question marks on his head.