Ranger Legend of Azeroth

v1 Chapter 260: tiny error

"Then change the program! Journey to the West is too long, and I can't finish it until dawn." Habayashi Xueying said.

"I want to listen to Journey to the West!" Cirvanas, the hostess, was very stubborn.

"Haven't you heard of it?" Habayashi Xueying asked.

"I want to listen again!" Miss Sylvanas was as willful as a child.

Mr. Habayashi Xueying, who had two famous titles on his head, jumped up as if he had been stung by a bee.

He pointed at the honorable and beautiful host Miss Sylvanas and shouted: "I see! You didn't memorize your lines at all, you did it on purpose! Right? Right?"

Miss Sylvanas turned her beautiful face aside and said nothing.

"I knew it! I knew it! With you, you must find a way to punish me!" Mr. Habayashi Xueying screamed and jumped.

Suddenly he stopped in astonishment, because he saw his magnified and astonished face on the screen.

"Who told you to turn the camera around? Go back! Go back! Don't make trouble here!" Miss Sylvanas said angrily when she turned around, and the voice was indeed a little angry.

"Yes, yes, yes... We thought this was the program..." An unknown voice came from the screen, and then the screen switched to the simple table.

This time, not only the orcs burst into laughter, but even all the elves burst into laughter.

The elves all burst into laughter, and the orcs were even more unbearable. They just wanted to beat the ground with their hands to express their happiness. It turned out that more than one made a fool of himself. The leader of the orcs also laughed, finally letting out the suffocation in his chest. This group of elves failed to tease others, but they kept making a fool of themselves.

After a while, Mr. Habayashi Xueying with two famous titles on his head began to appear on the screen.

Mr. Habayashi Xueying was very shy. He smiled awkwardly and said, "Because the host, Ms. Sylvanas, made a small mistake and made everyone laugh."

Everyone burst into laughter.

And Miss Cirvanas in the audience was neither blushing nor dry.

"Accordingly, the gala should not arrange a storytelling program. However, due to the strong request of Ms. Sylvanas' childish temper, I have to take up the time of everyone's performances and tell a story about Journey to the West for everyone. Yes. Because I was unprepared and the words were not good, everyone will just listen!" said Yubayashi Xueying.

"Oh!" The voice of the elf audience came from the screen.

"Oh!" A voice of enlightenment sounded from the orc camp.

It turns out that the so-called storytelling is telling stories! I just don't know this story, how the elves arranged to return the orcs.

"Crack!" The famous storyteller Mr. Habayashi Xueying patted the table with the square wood on the stage.

The sound was loud, and I didn't know what kind of wood the elf was made of, but it startled him. However, the elves and the orcs stopped talking because of this sound, and turned to pay attention to Mr. Habayashi Bloodhawk on the screen.

"It is said that in Dongsheng Shenzhou, there is an ancient giant stone standing on the coast of the East China Sea. This giant stone was born with the sky and the earth, and rose with the sun and the moon. No one knows how old it is. It is beaten by the stormy waves day and night, absorbing the essence of the sky, the earth, the sun and the moon, Gradually spiritual.

One day, a strong wind suddenly blew up, dark clouds covered the sun, and the waves shook the sky. The wind rolled up huge waves and hit the big rock fiercely. The boulder shattered and made a loud sound, shaking the mountains and cracking the ground, and the sky was about to collapse.

Among the crushed stones, a stone monkey soars into the sky and goes straight to the sky... (The 30,000 characters of various vivid plots in the falsified and inferior version of Journey to the West that Mr. Habayashi Xueying added oil, vinegar, salt and chicken essence are omitted here).

On this day, the first wise monkey under the Monkey King said to him: Your Majesty, I heard that in the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, there was a **** who went down to the mortal world to play and preach and teach. Why don't your majesty go to learn art from a teacher, and come back after learning all the skills?

When the Monkey King heard this, he thought he was right! Lao Tzu is born with supernatural power, invulnerable to swords and guns, but has no great martial arts. Isn't this a good opportunity? So he bid farewell to his subordinate monkeys and grandsons and sat alone on a raft, and traveled across the ocean to find the gods who came down to earth to learn skills. "

"Shoot!" The voice of the gavel sounded, and Yubayashi Xueying said: "I know what will happen next, please listen to the next chapter to break it down." After speaking, he bowed his hands to the screen and exited the screen.

The orcs were stunned, why? Don't tell half of the story? Isn't this tantalizing? Just listening to it fascinated, it's too immoral! The elves felt the same way, so the elves still faintly yelled on the screen, obviously dissatisfied with the interruption of the story.

The orc leader was also stunned, he was fascinated just now. But he recovered in an instant, and he looked around. Seeing that all the orcs were staring at the screen, a cold sweat broke out in their hearts. It was obvious that the orcs were all fascinated.

What a risk! If the elves came to attack at that time, it would be too dangerous! But why didn't the elves attack? What a great opportunity! Is it really a Dancing with the Beasts gala? What kind of tactic is this? The orc chief thought he was going mad. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

The story of the elves did not belittle and ridicule the orcs, it was really just a very simple and pure storytelling. But because it was so simple, I was surprised, let alone guess the intentions of the elves. Is there a war now? The leader of the orcs is a little doubtful now, whether the relationship between himself and the other party is hostile now!

Miss Sylvanas on the screen walked onto the stage, smiled at the screen and said, "Thank you Mr. Habayashi for the wonderful story. I am fascinated by it. Do you like it too?"

"I like it!" The voices of the elves spoke together from the screen.

"Then do you still want to hear it?" Miss Sylvanas is very talented as a host, and is very good at inducing others.

"Think!" The voices of the elves on the screen echoed the voice of the orc.

To be honest, there isn't much entertainment in Azeroth. Most of the music is played by the nobles, and the biggest public entertainment is the Darkmoon Faire of the goblins. But the Dark Moon Faire travels around the world, and I don't know how many years I can see it once. The other thing is that during the holidays, there are some fireworks shows, and there are really very few entertainments.

"I really want to too! But Mr. Habayashi has already told you the story for half an hour, and you need to rest for a while. So next, please enjoy the song sung by Aizelia, singing about the night in the forest, Welcome!" Miss Sylvanas smiled and exited the screen.

There was applause from the screen, and a beautiful red-haired female elf appeared on it. She gracefully bowed to everyone, and the lyrical and beautiful music sounded, and Azelia's beautiful singing voice floated in the empty night sky through the resonance crystal.

To be honest, Azalea really sings very well! Habayashi Blood Eagle was a little fascinated when he heard it. He felt that this song was much better than those other singers.