Re, Gu Aotian Slaughtered Me

v14 Chapter 345: Satoru's candid opinion

Many matters after the signing of the contract between the Eastern Empire and the Demon Kingdom Hekatia Tempest came to an end. After the envoys returned to China, it was also a rare "long talk" between Croenpiss and Limuru.

Although Crohnpiss held back some curiosity at first, and chatted about state affairs in a seemingly serious manner, but in the end she still couldn't hold back, and brought the topic to Limulu's marriage.

Since she gave Limuru a way of giving birth that resembles human reproduction, it is only natural that she wants to witness it for herself.

Facing the resisting Limulu, she simply got under the desk and launched a surprise attack on Limulu from a tricky angle.

She said: "Obviously you have 'that', and your mental age is close to the age of human beings. If you don't think about it, I can only suspect that there is something wrong with your orientation, Limulu. Why don't I give you a round of help?" You wake up the feeling of looking at the contents of the 'study materials' folder stored on the computer when you were alive-"

Limulu raised her foot forward to push Crohnpiss out of the table, but Crompiss felt that she could add fuel to the fire, and moved her mouth forward with a resolute look.

"You, you, you, you...you're crazy!" Finally, Limulu choked out a swear word.

There are probably not many who dare to say that in front of Crounpiss now.

Limulu just kept on doing nothing, retracted his legs and kicked Crohnpith hard in the face. Crohnpith was startled, thinking that the joke was too big, and moved back a foot to move Desks tip over to serve as shields.

As a result, the desk shattered in two and flew to the walls on both sides, smashing it further, and the storm swept through the room in an instant, blowing some of the furnishings into a mess.

"I'm going...do you want to? It's none of my business." Kronpiss looked back at the messy room, muttered, and teleported away.

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At night, the private hot spring bath in the backyard of Limuru Mansion—

"When you're in a bad mood, you still have to take a bath." Limulu half-lyed on the edge of the natural bath, looking up to the sky and sighing.

"Yeah, as soon as I know that I can take a bath, I really want to sit in the bathtub... Maybe, no matter what happens to the body, for Neon people, taking a bath is a deep-rooted habit. Thank you Invitation." Ainz, who was also soaked in the water to the limit, said.

Limuru "booked out" invited Ainz to take a bath together, in addition to soothing the grievances accumulated from Crohnpiss during the day, and also wanted to have some life talks.

Although Cloenpith is acting like a nonsense, getting married really needs to be carefully considered. Ziyuan obviously has this intention, and there is also the experience of pestering him in a wedding dress full of longing. I like her very much, but I always feel that there is an unspeakable hurdle in my heart.

It's not a matter of Ziyuan Cuisine being too scary in appearance and acting reckless.

If you have to say it, maybe it's a question of whether it's physiologically acceptable? The main problem lies in the gap between the physiology of the past and the present and the inertial psychology of human beings?

Only Ainz, who had experience in such matters, could be the one to talk to.

I just didn't know how to speak for a while, so I invited him to take a hot spring bath.

"This bath product is also very useful. The softness that can wrap bones feels that it can be washed very clean." Ainz picked up a soap with the shape and texture of Limuru's body from the water, and said while wiping his body.

"Oh, as long as you like it." Limuru is still in the making.

Although it is against the rules to put such things in hot springs, but this is specially made by Rimuru, it has no effect on the water and can neutralize stains, so it is very popular. It's just that because of the skills used in the production, it can't be used outside the enchantment of the magic capital or in places far away from Rimuru.

After a while, the door connecting the backyard to the dressing room was pushed open again, which slightly startled Limulu.

Because the Messite that emerged from it was only wearing a towel that was so short that it didn't even cover her legs.

Messet came over with a pot of cleaning utensils, which in Limuru's eyes, looked like pots, and smiled, and said, "Ainz, it's okay to be here like before?"

"Ah, please." Ainz straightened up, exposing the rows of ribs that had been submerged in the water before, picked up another piece of rimulo soap, and said, "Use this cleanser this time. You can try it later."

"Hey, but Ainz's bones won't damage this kind...is it so soft and elastic?! Maybe it can! This way, there is no need to make soap bubbles beforehand and rinse it inside and out."

"Excuse me, are you sure you didn't take the wrong set? These aren't for the kitchen and bathroom?" Limulu still couldn't help asking.

"Ah, this. After all, Ainz has such a body." Messette took out a piece of steel wool from the washbasin and pinched it, and explained, "Using something like a towel will only be destroyed by the hard bone protrusions." Scratched, considering that Ainz's bones are much harder than steel, you really need to use this to wash off the stains, right?"

"There are some places on the inside of the ribs that are hard to reach, so you have to use this." She took out a pair of large long-handled brushes and said.

"The inside of the skull needs this, and it's better than a toothbrush to clean your mouth." She took out a pair of long, thin-handled bottle brushes and said.

There are also various brushes corresponding to different parts.

Messet came behind Ainz and knelt down, rubbing the rimulo-shaped soap back and forth on Ainz's bones in one hand, and began to brush carefully at the same time.

Limulu looked at the troublesome scene of washing the inside and outside, sighed and said, "Isn't it difficult to take a bath before?"

As for the fact that apart from kitchen supplies, there are also some Limuru popularized to be used to brush the inside of toilets and water pipes, let’s not say it. Anyway, those types of brushes are taken away by buyers. It is also used a lot for him.

"No, it's not really troublesome. This body is really difficult to wash, but if you only clean your body, you can clean it well by jumping in the water and rolling it in the water. It's also very easy with the help of life magic. It's just—" Ainz Said, but sold off.

"Isn't this the principle of the washing machine? It shouldn't feel like taking a bath in the slightest, right?" Limulu complained.

"Hehe, during the single days when I used this method to clean, I complained about myself so much. If I tried to clean it myself, I always felt that some places were not cleaned, and it was very troublesome. I gave up after trying twice. Ainz smiled wryly.

Although it is also an idea to hire someone to help him wash it, it will be a bit troublesome if it is found that it does not match the setting of the ancient bone clan he had set for himself. And even though he hired quite a few servants, it was not psychologically acceptable for his subordinates to bathe himself, even the inside of the skeleton.

As for calling death knights and the like to help - those summoned units simply don't know how to do this delicate work.

(to be continued)