Re, Gu Aotian Slaughtered Me

v15 Chapter 27: Meditation in food hell

Seeing that Yuuki seemed to be very entangled in the name of the character that she had quantized into sao, Cloenpiss couldn't figure it out, so she had to smile wryly and said, "No, there's no need. The last name represents race and status, and it's not usually used. Call me Crampis or the owner as before."

Anyway, she doesn't even care about it.

"Then sister Clampis?" Yuuki asked.

"My age is too old for your ancestors... Well, it sounds good, so it's fine, hehehe." Cloenpiss agreed, covering his mouth pretending to be happy.

"Sister Clampis didn't believe your companion, didn't she explain clearly to everyone?" Yuuki asked again.

Crohn Piss tilted his head with a smile and said: "Trust my companions? Those who died in the failure I mentioned just now are almost all companions, but the only remaining intelligent races are almost only goblins and humans. Human beings only believe in what they believe in. When most people are cursed, a few people need a window to vent. Even goblins don’t believe me, don’t they? Even my children have become floors due to the cataclysm One of the guardian pillars, and I have indeed gained great power, what else can I say?"

This is the truth. When Virustila was quantized into Sao, it was recognized by the system as the original boss on the 90th floor. Since Aincrad was in the unfinished state of the floating city at this time, after being corrected according to the settings, she was the boss of the original 90th floor. A domain boss with a field maze.

"Then, since you got the power, what can you do?" Yuuki was still asking.

"What? Silence everyone with invincible violence? Ha!"

Crohnpiss suddenly inserted the sweet potato chips that had been roasted and put aside to cool down with the hamburger steak, and inserted them straight into Bhulum's mouth.

Inserted.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Seeing a smile on the wrinkled old face, Crohnpiss was a little proud: "How is it? To match your taste, I specially brushed honey and cream. I have spent so long in the territory of the human race to learn There are many delicious cooking methods, and the elves who are proud and self-contained because they retained the country have already fallen behind."

"Uh... this is very ordinary! More honey and cream!"

"Eating so sweet? Are you a child! For an old and disrespectful guy!"

"Can this method fool me from my question?" Yuuki who had already been sitting on the floor listening to the story muttered softly.

Among the people present, Kirito, Lyfa, and Argo planned to listen to everything, Yuuki and Ran focused on the story, Linde and Kibaou complained that there was no information that would benefit the strategy, and only Akanari held the Crohnpiss read the book she had taken out before, her expression changing again and again.

"This is the mission book, what have you found?" Several people who were concerned about the strategy naturally came over.

"This... I think this is indeed a key item for learning magic." Akanari said with a smile.

"You nonsense, isn't it written 'Introduction to Magic' on the cover? Let's take a look too."

"Oh, that's right, ahahaha, I've seen enough, you can read it." Akanari couldn't tell, it was almost exactly the same as the textbook she used to learn magic in reality, except for the different design of the cover and layout, the content It's all copied.

So is sao really just a game of death? Doesn't it include Academy City's online magic training institutions? If there is, the dean should have said it last time, but for some reason I can't get in touch recently.

On the other hand, during the quarrel between the goblins, most of the hamburger steak and sweet potato fell into the stomach of the great sage, and Crohnpiss also ate a quarter of the hamburger steak and two slices of sweet potato.

Cloenpiss also clarified to the great sage Bhurum the purpose of this secret visit with the human race—

She had given up hope in this world, but one day a large number of human adventurers who suddenly descended on this world made her see a little hope.

At the beginning, I was more disappointed, because the mental state of those people was simply bad, and there were quite a few conflicts with the natives, but there should be hopeful people among them.

When she found that most of these potential hopefuls seemed to like to live without a fixed place, she chose to open a hotel in an area where she thought she had more hope to attract a certain group of people with low living conditions but high cost performance. Changing a place to guide suitable human adventurers, but it is still a bit unexpected to have a harvest in the first year.

The players who collectively looked at Kraunpiss because they came to the key content of the mission, silently complained that "one year" is too short? Actually they have been in sao for less than a year.

But the age of their characters seems to be very long, and they lose if they complain.

"So that's it, let's start with [Meditation]. Did you pick these people?" Bhulum asked.

"Not exactly, the man in the back with a blue body and a meteor hammer head is incidental." Croynpiss said humorously.

Ignore the sound of players giggling and smacking their lips for now.

"Ah, um, that's it. Anyway, just now, because you also ate something from the old man by the way, and the old man is not full yet, I will give the old man another portion—sweet potato. Double the amount of cream." Bhurum began to bargain .

"It's so heavy?" Klaumpis stretched out a begging gesture to Kirito, and after getting the sweet potato, he started cooking again.

Only then did Bhurum start his mission, and greeted the players: "Okay, you guys, you really want to learn magic, right? Let's start with [Meditation] first, and if you can pass the first trial, you will have The qualifications to learn the basics of magic, and the profound art of [Meditation] [Awakening] is also expected to be comprehended. Although the number of people successfully taught by the old man can be counted with two hands, and I have never seen a human race learn the latter. But since she brought People who come here, at least they won’t be completely blind.”

Bhurum said to the players: "To start the trial practice, straighten your back!"

He took out an hourglass with green sand to time the time~lightnovelpub.net~ He said it was a trial practice, but in fact it was just to let everyone relax and meditate for three hours. This setting is both scientific and magical.

In fact, as long as you reach the best state of meditation, you can judge the success of learning, but the so-called emptying your mind is not as simple as being motionless on the physical level.

By the way, don’t forget that Kraunpisi fried and roasted sweet potatoes there, or the kind with a lot of cream and a little honey. She led everyone from the first time they entered the Tower of Tianzhu to now in a state of fasting that has been consuming energy. Plus the game restores realistic hunger...

Once someone has a crooked mind that has nothing to do with meditation, Bhurum can see through it immediately, and whips with a short stick, which is still the kind that feels pain.

But most of the people who were beaten were boys and uncles. It seemed that they really wanted to eat at this time.

(to be continued)

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