Rebirth of the Comic Queen

Chapter 150: .Sit and wear

   As expected, after a frown in the Mediterranean, his vulgar side was finally revealed.

"Now, I know. Actually, the two young ladies are the ones, that is, the second/milk. You two little girls, it seems that the hairs haven't grown together yet. How can the ability to afford such a villa?

And since you moved into this community, the house has been occupied by only two people, and you haven't seen your parents come, so naturally it is impossible for your family to buy it.

So, there is only one possibility, you are the second/milk kept by others! "

Su Mo: "......"

Listen to the cat Nanako: "..."

This Mediterranean, TM's mouth is so cheap? ! Mouthful squirting! Listening to the cat Nanako even has an urge to rush down and tear his mouth/mouth!

At this time, the ghost Nanako suddenly appeared, "Well, this sordid, human statement can be regarded as reasonable, anyway, I am speechless."

"Nanako, shut up! Go down right now and scare me out of the Mediterranean!" The cat Nanako gritted her teeth and said to the ghost Nanako in her heart.

Ghost Nanako rolled his eyes helplessly, "Nanako, please, I am completely different from the ghosts and ghosts you have in your mind, okay?

Not to mention that I can't make those **** appearances at all. At best, I roll my eyes to scare people.

The most important thing is that, except for you, Nanako, no one else can see me or hear me, okay?

Therefore, I am helpless. This matter can only be solved by Nanako, you and Su Mo. It is the most refreshing to take revenge by yourself. "

Just when the cat Nanako and Su Mo were shocked by the remarks of the shameless man in the Mediterranean, the idiot began to open his mouth and spray dung outside.

"Two ladies, please don't feel embarrassed or embarrassed. In fact, I feel sorry for the situation of both of you. I will never lose sight of what you mean.

After all, everyone has their lasting difficulties. I can understand the situation of the two young ladies. For girls, it is inevitable that they will need some money to dress up, buy clothes and eat.

Judging from the way the unknown rich man treated the two young ladies, that person seemed a bit too much.

Although he gave two young ladies to live in a luxurious villa like this, he doesn't usually come to see you much, and restricts the travel of the two young ladies. It's too much!

From this point of view, the rich man is not a good person. I'm afraid he didn't remember the names of the two young ladies in this big house, right?

Or he just used deceit to trick the two young ladies into giving you this big house, in fact..."

"Enough!" Su Mo suddenly shouted angrily, interrupting the Mediterranean, "Uncle, please respect yourself!"

The Mediterranean had always been talking about it before. First, it was wishful thinking that Nanako and Su Mo were puppets who were maintained by others, and then they pretended to be like something. They actually counted down the "rich" who didn't exist at all. Woke up.

Please, your special mother, a short, fat, and ugly Mediterranean in his forties or fifty years, with such a big brain, is it really appropriate to talk to himself like this?

If it wasn't for this Mediterranean Sea to be considered a neighbor anyway, Su Mo would have broken out a long time ago. Who is still patient to make you self-respect?

"Uh...I understand, I understand." Mediterranean smiled and nodded, "You are still young, very simple, you don't know the intrigue in this society.

Those rich men who came out behind their backs to steal fishy, ​​don't have any credibility, don't look at their sweet talks to you now, in fact, they may be able to prevent you.

Maybe the maintenance of your rich man is good to you now, giving you gold and silver, but that's just imaginary!

Once something goes wrong with them, or gets tired of it, they will immediately turn their faces with you.

There is no good thing about those things. Turning the face is faster than turning the book. Once they don't want you, in a blink of an eye, they will let people take back all the things they gave you before!

At that time, you will get nothing, and your youth will be wasted in vain! "

Listening to cat Nanako's eyelids beating, she felt that her whole person was going to explode. This Mediterranean is really cheap!

She was about to speak a few words in the Mediterranean when she was stopped by Su Mo.

"Don't worry, let me come." Su Mo said in a low voice, eyes cold.

"Then I don't know what do you have in mind, uncle?"

When the Mediterranean heard Su Mo's reply, his eyes lit up immediately.

"It's very simple! Prepare your retreat in advance! Didn't our ancestor say a word, never put all eggs in one basket? This is teaching us that we should not place all hope in one person. Body.

Two young ladies, think about it, if it is true as I said, in the future, you and the rich man will turn face each other, as long as he wants to, he can instantly reclaim everything you have, and you will have nothing!

And if you prepare your way back in advance, the result will naturally be different.

For example, besides the rich man, you can also find me! "

Speaking of this, the tail of the fox in the Mediterranean is finally revealed. This is so dead, cheap, and human. He actually has a bad idea about listening to the cat Nanako and Su Mo!

Mediterranean raised his hand and wiped a bald head with oily face, and continued: "Two ladies, do you think this is good?

One night, you accompany me one night, I will give you one hundred thousand yuan each! "

"Shit! Go to the street!"

"Um what?" Mediterranean did not understand Su Mo's words.

Listening to the cat Nanako picked up the microphone and said, "Didn’t you understand? Let me explain to you, shit, just let you eat shit, rush to the street, just wish you get hit by a car when you go out. He fell on the street to curse you to death."

"What is it? Curse me to die?!" The Mediterranean was taken aback, and then became angry from embarrassment!

"You two little bitches! You dare to curse me!?"

In the microphone, Su Mo's sneer came: "Hehehe..., shameless pen! The old lady not only cursed you to die, but also cursed your son to have a black smoke from your ancestor's grave!

You are the one who sells TM! Your whole family is sold out! If it weren't for your mother and your wife and daughter to go out to sell, then you, ugly, virtuous ghost, can you afford to buy a villa here? "

Su Mo is still treating his body in his own way, "You, an old Mediterranean man, if you call you a well-dressed beast, you are too high.

As long as you have that ugly virtue, wearing a dragon robe is probably not going to save you. You still have the same spicy eyes, and the smell of *** on your body can be spread three miles away against the wind! "

The Mediterranean raised his finger at the camera, his fingers trembling constantly, obviously hated by anger, and he couldn't say "you, you, you!!!" for a long time, but he couldn't say a complete sentence, but he was drooled. Coughing non-stop!

"Cough cough cough cough cough..."

Su Mo's glasses lit up, "Nanako, you'll come next, and our husband and wife will double play, and we will directly **** him off. The best **** him is choked to death by his own saliva!"

Listening to the cat Nanako has nothing to do with it, and said with a microphone, "Hey, old Mediterranean man, I will tell you a joke.

By the way, one day, you went to the African savannah to travel, and then you met a cannibal, but the strange thing is that a few young cannibal guys just wanted to rush to catch you, they were caught by the old cannibal man. .

I saw the cannibal old man pointed at you, then stretched his hand behind his back and pointed at his butt, raised his hand in front of his nose and shook it, with an expression of disgust on his face.

Then you got lucky and let go by the cannibals.

Then, you unfortunately encountered a lion again. This time you were not lucky, and the lion rushed forward.

When the lion was about to eat a full meal, he discovered the problem and ran away with a grunt.

Then suddenly a zombie appeared and found you..."

"Eh, Nanako, what the **** are zombies! What are you talking about?" Su Mo suddenly asked in a puzzled voice.

"Listen to me." Nanako pushed Su Mo away, glanced at the Mediterranean Sea that had already eased her breath, and the corner of her mouth curled, the nonsense was over, it was time for the real show.

"Okay, let's go on. You who survived a few catastrophes thought that you would be able to escape this time. Unfortunately, zombies don’t even have the most basic IQ and cognition, so the zombies just take a bite. You bite to death!

Then, the zombie opened your head in excitement, and then left with disappointment and sadness on one side, but the dung beetle's eyes lit up! "

"What do you mean?" Su Mo asked.

Listening to the cat Nanako smiled, "Do you still have to ask? Because in the head of the old Mediterranean man, there is no brain at all, it's all shit!"

"Puff!" Su Mo next to him sprayed directly, "No wonder the zombies will leave disappointedly, but the dung shell beetles' eyes lit up, hahahaha..."

"You, you..." The Mediterranean eyes were red, and the whole person was shaking like chaff, which looked very funny.

"Whhhhhh..." Mediterranean only felt that he could not pull it up in one breath, his face turned red and purple, and he couldn't help gasping for breath.

"You two little bitches! Wait for me! I will make you pay!

I want to let people SHGAYVGT%#¥#¥% you guys! "With a cruel word, the Mediterranean left tremblingly.

I originally thought that I could spend some money to taste these two tender and delicious cabbages. Who knows, I was almost **** off by these two poisonous girls. The anger and resentment in the heart of the Mediterranean can be imagined. !

After returning to his home, Mediterranean immediately found a telescope with a camera function from the room, and then pointed it in the direction of Su Mo's house.

This telescope is a high-end product bought back by the Mediterranean at a high price. In order to satisfy his perverted desire for peeping, this telescope has reached the level of military products.

Even in the dark, as long as the distance is no more than ten kilometers, he can see the situation in Su Mo's house!

He wants revenge! He wants to take photos of Su Mo and all the privacy of the cat Nanako, and upload them to the Internet to discredit them and ruin them!

However, the Mediterranean did not expect that his revenge would never be successful~lightnovelpub.net~ because an invisible ghost saw all this in his eyes, and then reported it to the listening cat Nanako.

Then, Mediterranean was taken away by the police uncle, charged with voyeurism and threatening to molest her.

Just kidding, since the Mediterranean has offended the cat Nanako and the others, the end is doomed!

All of his words were recorded by Su Mo, and then a part of them was selectively cut out, leaving only the Mediterranean words insulting and threatening to listen to Cat Nanako and the others.

Therefore, as soon as the front foot of the Mediterranean Sea left, Su Mo called the police on the back foot, and it happened that the ghost Nanako came back to report the behavior of secretly photographing them in the Mediterranean Sea. After listening to the cat Nanako, he was charged with another charge against the Mediterranean Sea by the way.

About ten minutes later, a police car suddenly appeared in front of the Mediterranean house and took away both the Mediterranean and his **** telescope.

Fearing that the death of the Mediterranean was not miserable enough, I heard that Cat Nanako made a call to his grandfather and told him about the Mediterranean.

Then, the Mediterranean was charged with another charge, suspected of stealing and endangering the safety and secrets of the family members of state dignitaries.

This crime was once taken out by those brawny bodyguards to frighten Cui Ye, but this time, it was not a fright.

  

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