Rebirth of the Comic Queen

Chapter 341: . Sit firmly and send you to the headlin

Lu Yifa is completely finished this time. Although he was not the only one who was asked to teach by the ghost Nanako last night, he was the worst one, because he unfortunately became the first try for the ghost Nanako. The target, and because this guy is the first to jump out to stir up the wind and the rain, there is a big suspicion of behind-the-scenes.

After all, in this hype, Lu Yifa is the person with the greatest vested interest. When the hacking used Nanako's Weibo to mislead netizens, he also showed a great preference for this guy. The thief has a certain connection, so the ghost Nanako will naturally not be soft on him, and he is not soft at all, and he is the most powerful.

The rest of those who'ordered' the ghost door-to-door service are at most scared out of a psychological shadow by the ghost Nanako. Many people can still cry and howl, wearing only *** pants, and go to the street. After a lap, even though he was frightened, he could recover after a few more days of cultivation, and at most he would become a little afraid of the dark and afraid of being alone.

But Lu Yifa, he was frightened and fainted, and he was urinating his pants, and his thighs were eroded by his own urine.....Of course, this is not a big deal, after all. Speaking seriously, he didn't suffer much personal injury, but the physical/physical injuries were not serious, and mentally, it was impossible to say.

Because it’s so dying, this incident was discovered by someone, and it was taken as lace gossip material by a shocked news department and moved to the headlines of its own news. This is embarrassing, because if this incident happened If it is not spread out, even if the matter is embarrassing, Lu Yifa can still take advantage of the popularity and topicality gained from the success of this hype to return to the peak.

But again, everyone knows about this matter!

The Internet is now full of rumors that a well-known cartoonist surnamed Lu failed to clean up his personal hygiene due to bedwetting, and eventually caused his legs to be corroded and festered by his own urine, and directly gave the shock department’s news text and pictures. Moved over, there are pictures, words and truth. This kind of three-fold and highly comic news has always been the favorite of netizens, so in less than an hour, the Internet was screened by this news. The LL group, Weibo, and all major forums, including the video barrage of station E, all contain this news. Everyone is telling the surrounding relatives and friends of this news. See it for fun. I don’t know about it. The news is outdated.

In this way, news and messages spread more and more widely. Many netizens also spontaneously added a lot of'additional details' to this message. Lu Yifa had a serious leg ulcer and has now been amputated, and some even directly named it. The surname has announced the real name of Lu Yifa...

Lu Yi’s Weibo has been taken over by countless melon-eating netizens. They are all mocking and teasing him. If Lu Yi found out that he was still being treated in the hospital and had no time to read the news on the Internet, it might have been long ago. The blood spurted out of anger, the kind of loss of energy of netizens, can really vomit blood out of anger!

The guy in front... why are you so ugly: hahahaha, laughed to death, Lu Yifa, you are a shame, you finally got retribution, right? I peeed my pants, and my legs were corroded and festered. I just want to ask you? Is your urine still not in hydrochloric acid? Hahahahaha...

Can Yun Taoist Chief: Well, Pin Dao counts and finds that Lu Yifa’s donor your name is very happy, and that is, Pan Dao has calculated it, and you will have a daughter in the future. She has a strong figure, strong muscles, and a curly face. She is a strange woman who has never come out of this world! So Pindao decided to name her, "Lu Chuxue"!

The Tree of Kabbalah: Remnant Cloud Taoist is knowledgeable! Did you hear Lu Yifa? Dao Master Can Yun personally named your daughter Lu Chuxue, what a beautiful mood, you must not disappoint Dao Master's good intentions.

Biqiyang: There is nothing to say, I just came to see the excitement and jokes of the old clapper Lu Yifa, hahahahaha... first laugh three times to show the joy in my heart, Lu Yifa, you There is also today. When you old clapper used to step on our family’s XX to hype up, I was waiting for today. Fortunately, it’s a big joke today!

Only Xiu Mo: Come and come, don’t miss it when you pass by. Everyone has a look. The guy in front of us, called Lu Yifa, is a villain with extremely despicable means, and he... He peeed his pants, his legs broke, he became the biggest joke this year, wow ha ha ha, don't you feel very relieved? I really want to sing a song!

Lolita dipped in sweet sauce: In the past, there was a person named Lu Yifa who loved hype and did everything. In order to be famous and high-ranking, he racked his brains, but he still couldn’t get his wish. Then today, I decided to help him. Put him on the hot search pages and headlines, Lu Yifa, you are done, go! Everyone put him on top together!

Wuling Hongguang on the Qiu Ming Mountain: Hahaha, I love to hear about it. Although I didn’t know who Lu Yifa was before, I don’t have to think about it anymore. I don’t want to think about this person’s dark history. If you ask too much, just two words, I am! Send you to the hot search version!

Pure white light: Lu Yifa, sit firmly, fasten your seat belt, and I will give you a boost, go, and be on the throne of the hot search headlines!

Sigh in a low voice, and a long song: Top!

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Looking at these lively comments, you know how annoying Lu Yifa is. This is not because someone who has found the navy to hack him deliberately, it is purely spontaneous by some netizens who hate Lu Yifa. In the activities that came out, this guy has not known how many people have been harmed by the hype method of upholding the high and the low over the past few years. There are cartoonists, some celebrities, and even some people who can’t beat him. As long as he has a little fame, He wants to go up and get together, one can imagine how many people he has offended.

Not to mention the fans of the celebrity cartoonists who have been harmed by him, even the celebrities themselves have a lot of special reposts of this'shocked' news about Lu Yifa, in just one hour, this The message was successfully listed on the hot search page and firmly occupied the headline position!

If you change the situation or the news, Lu Yifa estimates that he can wake up with a smile when he falls asleep. He has been hyping for so many years and has tried his best. He has never achieved such a good result. Now he does everything. You can get yourself on the headlines without having to do it. This is a dream treatment he didn't even dare to think about before.

However, it is a pity that this piece of his news is not good content, but a joke...It's really fooling people.

At the same time, a news company that produced this news shocked the department.

"Xiao Wang, the news that you made today was very enthusiastic from the public, and it made the headlines. This is good for the popularity of our company, but it is of great benefit. So the minister decided and rewarded you. One month's salary!

In addition, the minister also said that since the audience's response is so enthusiastic, we might as well continue our efforts and continue to follow and report this news to drive everyone's enthusiasm. So I hope you, Xiao Wang, where the former client Lu Yifa is. In the hospital, continue to follow up the report, as long as you do well, let alone the monthly salary, the year-end bonus will be given to you in advance! "

"Yes! Editor-in-chief, I will definitely live up to the company's expectations. I will definitely unearth all the enthusiasm of this news. Please relax and wait for my good news! I'm going!"

Stimulated by the year-end award, the reporter called Xiao Wang showed great enthusiasm. He patted his chest on the spot to ensure that he would give his all, and then set off for the hospital immediately. When the news appeared, it would not take a moment to attract reporters from other company newspapers, so he had to hurry over to protect his "victory fruits".

On the other side of the hospital, a nurse lady was frowning and using scissors to cut Lu Yifa’s pants, and then gently tore off the cloth strips that had adhered to the ulcerated skin~www.mtlnovel. com~Miss Nurse's movements were light enough, but Lu Yifa still made a howl like a pig.

He howled miserably while complaining, "Nurse, it hurts if you move lightly! How can you become a nurse with this level of professionalism!"

Miss nurse curled her mouth in disgust, and did not say much, but she was slandering in her heart, "You guy, I have endured the smell of urine all over your body to treat you with medicine, and you are still talking to me. I complain about losing my temper, I really don't know what is good or bad!"

Thinking about this, Miss Nurse deliberately increased the strength on her hands a little bit, and with a'swish', she directly tore off the cloth sticking to Lu Yifa's leg, and the cloth was still glued to it. Small pieces of skin tissue and meat particles look very disgusting, and the ulcerated skin part is also oozing bright red blood.

With the brutal actions of Miss Nurse, Lu Yifa yelled, "Aw! What are you doing, do you want to hurt me? Believe it or not, I will complain to you!"

"You a big man, it's shameful to yell at such a pain! Besides, don't you say that the pain can't stand it? Then I'll just give you a good one. The long pain is worse than the short one. I do this for Hello." Miss nurse said lightly.

Lu Yifa twitched the corners of his mouth, "Forget it, hurry up and give me medicine. I just made an appointment with a master. Now the time is coming soon, so I won't care about you."

After experiencing the horrible scene last night, Lu Yifa still has lingering fears. He was lucky, and he fainted. Then he was not scared and stupid, so when he woke up, first The thing was to call a master of Demon City who had a reputation for having great power, and asked the master to help him ward off evil spirits and disasters.

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