"Yeah." The master still smiled gently and elegantly, listening to Lu Yifa's "nonsense" with a sincere expression, and nodding from time to time. It is strange that the Buddha really believed what he said! Listen to what this guy is talking about? The female ghost in red, the evil spirit harms people, do you think this is telling a ghost story, right? !

Should you say that you are a cartoonist who lives by conceiving stories? This brain and imagination are really amazing, making up stories and daydreams can be so wonderful and rigorous, and the ability to express and render is also very strong. With Lu Yifa’s narration, the master even has a kind of immersive experience. It feels like I really vaguely saw a red ghost crawling out of the TV

"Master, master?"

The master, who was immersed in the fantasy in his brain, was slapped by Lu Yifa's hand on his shoulder, and he instantly struck a sharp spirit, and he almost didn't shout out directly. He suddenly woke up as soon as he opened his mouth. His current identity is positioned. A master of'mana powerful', how could he be frightened by a few fantasies of his own imagination?

Fortunately, fortunately, I reacted in time, otherwise, my master image would not be preserved, "Ahem, Jushi Lu, I am generally clear about your situation. The difficulties you have encountered recently, yes The house is restless-some dirty stuff ran into the house, so the troublemaker can't go home now. I want to ask the poor to take action and return your house to be clean, right?"

Lu Yifa nodded his head in a hurry, "Yes, yes, that's it, I ask the master to help me, as long as I think about the existence of such an'existence' at home, how dare I go back, so please master you surely? Please help me, as long as you can help me solve this big trouble, remuneration problem, I will definitely give the master a satisfactory answer!"

The master nodded with a smile, with a calm look, as if he didn't even put the money and dirt promised by Lu Yifa in his eyes, but in fact, the master couldn't care more about this issue.

The master actually disagrees with Lu Yifa's promise. What is the answer that satisfies me? Even if I don’t know it myself, how can you know? The so-called satisfactory answer, I am afraid it is your own satisfactory answer, right? And the answer that satisfies you, I am afraid that will not satisfy me too?

After all, except for some special circumstances and special people, 99.99% of people all over the world like money. They are naturally happy when they make money. If they lose money, I’m afraid they will be in the mood at that time. It won’t be so beautiful, no one wants to spend more money, right, so what the master wants is not the number that makes Lu Yifa satisfied, but the satisfaction of himself is the best, and the satisfaction of the vested interests , But it can’t be accurately located by the amount, because they will always hope that the more the better!

The master's thoughts changed sharply. He was thinking about how to make Lu Yifa and the others enshrine more'incense money', and then he suddenly realized something. ), they all have a common feature. They invited him to ward off evil spirits, and they all said that they had met the dirty master and suddenly had a wonderful idea.

The master said, "Jushi Lu, I suddenly remembered one thing. I need to ask several other laymen to confirm the situation, so please forgive me for being temporarily unaccompanied."

Lu Yi found that he was asking for help, so he pointed to the master to eliminate the calamity and solve the problem for him. Naturally, he would not object to anything. "Hehe, please, the master's matter is the most important thing. I can wait for a while."

The master nodded with a smile, then got up and walked out of the ward, walked all the way to the stairwell of the hospital aisle, took out his mobile phone and made several calls.

Just today, the master received three lists, and all of them are haunted plots. Although the descriptions in the words of several people except Lu Yifa are a little unclear, the introduction is not followed by the words, but they all have One thing in common is the ghost wearing red clothes. Originally, the master regarded all this as a malicious joke by these guys who came to entertain him without problems, and was a little angry. For example, the guy who first contacted him was directly caught by the master. He cursed "Niang Xipi", then hung up the phone, and pulled the person's mobile phone number into the blacklist.

In the end, the person was persevering to change the number continuously. After making more than a dozen calls to the master, the master finally met with him, ready to meet the severe phantasy patient in person, and then slammed it fiercely. He slapped him twice to let him know that the profession of'Master' is not something that can be played around like those brain-disabled telecom scammers.

Then, under the offensive of the man’s one thousand ocean deposit, the master forgave him, although he did not believe that there were ghosts in this world at all, thinking that it was purely because the guy thought too much and appeared fantasy. so what?

Even if that guy is really idle and bored, it doesn’t matter if he deliberately came up with this one for entertainment and boredom. Anyway, as long as you have money, you can get it. The big deal is that you can bring magic tools and props and go to his house to go through the process. When the time comes, people feel at ease and comfortable, and they can get paid, so why not do it.

But now, the master suddenly discovered that things seemed not as simple as he thought, because in addition to the severe fantasy patient at the beginning, he met three other pilgrims with the same situation. In this way, things are worth it. Interesting, these guys, I am afraid that they have offended someone.

Until now, the master still does not believe that there will be any supernatural existence such as ghosts in this world. In his opinion, the weird situation encountered by Lu Yifa and others is actually a carefully prepared prank revenge. As for the so-called "Red Ghost", it is very likely that someone actually played it deliberately.

As for the situation of crawling out of the TV, it is probably because people like Lu Yifa were frightened at the time, so it was just made up in the subconscious mind. Besides, the current technology is so advanced, and it is a little special. Phantom agent, or some kind of high-tech projection equipment, or simply a full-scale VR video, as long as there is enough preparation, it can still produce such an effect.

Of course, the master would not tell Lu Yifa these things to them. After all, it does not fit his identity. He is a master, but he talks about science with others. This is the most funny thing, and those guys must also not. They will believe it. After all, human beings, sometimes they only believe in themselves, even if others tell the truth, they will still ignore it.

Besides, the master hasn’t come to the door for business for more than a month, and now it’s hard to wait until Lu Yifa and the others have delivered the big business to the door. How could he ruin the business by himself? For those who eat, don’t look at their business in the movie and TV series. They are all mixed up so well. If you catch a person at your door, you will get paid as much as you like.

But in fact, it was just an artistically processed plot. Perhaps in ancient times, when people were still believing in ghosts and gods, the life of their masters was indeed a very good one, but in the modern era. The society can only say two words, ha ha.

Except for those ancient traditions that have been passed down for thousands of years and have true abilities, such as Wudang Mountain and other well-known inheritances, other people in their industry, the days are really not good, and there are so many swindlers these days, people They have also begun to believe in science, so it is really not easy for them to do this business.

As far as the master himself is concerned, he is also a person with a true heritage. He has been learning from the master since he was a child, but now he is mixed, and it is just a little better than the half-bottles of vinegar "half immortals" on the street stalls. Sometimes, He thought again, if he had studied hard at the beginning, maybe Tsinghua University and Peking University would not have been a dream.

After all, the Taoist classics he learned from childhood are not less difficult than the courses in the school, and are more obscure. If you don't believe it, find a more advanced Taoist book and show it to those college students~www. lightnovelpub.net~ How much do they understand?

In short, I have said so much to bring out one thing, that is, the master’s business is not good, so I finally met Lu Yifa and the big pilgrims (big sheep). Of course, he had to plan well. This time, he plans to open for three years.

So the master had an idea

"Jushi Lu, I already have some news about the matter you mentioned, but this is not the place to talk about things, so it is better to go back to the store with me, and we will talk about it in detail."

Lu Yi found it all right, so he returned to his store with the master. When it came time, he realized that there were already a few people waiting in the master's shop, and if he looked closely, they were all people he knew. , Are all cartoonists in their comic circles.

"Master?" People in the same industry circle, even if they don’t have much friendship, they still know each other. Now they suddenly gathered in this store, the surprise in their hearts can be imagined, so one or two He looked at the master incomprehensibly, waiting for his explanation.

"Hehe, everyone, stay calm, listen to me first." The master said with a smile, "You may be a little strange, why I would call everyone together, in fact, the reason is very simple, it is because-you please me Things are actually the same thing."

The master briefly said the matter, Lu Yifa and the others discovered that it was not only themselves, but other people also encountered the same situation as themselves, which was a bit scary.

The master is very satisfied with their current expressions and panic, because only in this way can he exaggerate the matter and demand higher remuneration and incense money. Mobile users, please browse and read for a better reading experience.

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