Chapter 396 Blow me hard! (For subscription)

  In 1994, there were not many nutritionists in China, and there were very few professional nutritionists.

  The dietitians at the time were basically medical workers, doctors or nurses in the hospital, and it would be easier to get a job title after taking the qualification certificate of a dietitian.

  So the members of the Nutrition Society are basically doctors or nurses in major hospitals.

  Peng Jianghuai, a member and deputy chief physician of the Endocrinology Department of Beijing Xuri Hospital, a member of the Nutrition Society, tore open the letter sent by the Nutrition Society.

  "An award-winning essay activity, the nutritional content of soy milk and the benefits of drinking soy milk on the human body. Isn’t this common sense in nutrition? Is it still necessary to write an essay?"

  Peng Jianghuai shook his head in disdain. For endocrinologists, those foods contain those nutrients and trace elements, which is all too familiar. The nutritional content of soy milk is especially pediatric for Peng Jianghuai.

  Peng Jianghuai then looked down and saw the bonus setting part.

   "The first prize is five thousand yuan, and the second prize is two thousand yuan!" Peng Jianghuai's heart moved. This bonus sounds really tempting.

"According to my level, if I participate in this award-winning essay, even if I don't get the first prize, I can still get a second prize! The second prize is also 2,000 yuan, which is the highest of my half-year salary!" Peng Jianghuai secretly said in his heart.

In 1994, most hospitals still depended on financial allocations. The salaries of doctors were not high, similar to those of ordinary civil servants, but because doctors’ titles were generally higher, the base salary was higher, and it seemed that the salary was very good. .

  In fact, even in 2021, the basic salary of medical staff is not high. The legal income of doctors mainly depends on performance.

  In the era when performance wages were not implemented, and there were no medical representatives to sell with gold, doctors depended on legal income, and at most they lived a well-off life.

  What's more, Peng Jianghuai is still a doctor in the Department of Endocrinology, mainly treating diabetes and hyperthyroidism. Without the opportunity to go to the operating table, naturally there is not much gray income. For him, the five thousand yuan bonus is really a lot.

  ...

  In addition to Peng Jianghuai, other members of the Nutrition Society have also received letters of award-winning essays.

  The first prize of 5,000 yuan is indeed very tempting, and the second prize of 2,000 yuan is also worth several months of salary.

Even if you miss the first and second prizes, you can still fight for the third prize and the winning prize. Although the prize money is higher, the victory lies in the number of prizes. There are 70 places in total. If you are lucky, you will get a winning prize, which also has 100. For a dollar, at least I have to buy a few more restaurants.

The key is that the topic of this award-winning essay is too simple. For these medical staff who have obtained the qualifications of nutritionist, the nutritional content of soy milk is similar to common sense. Anyone can write a lot of things based on this topic. .

  So many people wrote articles and sent them to the Nutrition Society in the spirit of having dates and not having dates.

  ...

  Nutrition Society, the selection work has also started.

  Nutrition Society does not lack nutrition professionals. It didn’t take long for six articles to be sent to Li Weidong.

  "Director Li, these six articles are very well written, and the quality of the articles is very high. You pick one as the first prize, and the rest can be regarded as the second prize?" the staff of the Nutrition Society said.

  Li Weidong has taken the article, starting from the first one.

The staff next to    introduced: “This article was written by Peng Jianghuai, director of the Endocrinology Department of Xuri Hospital. Director Peng has a lot of research on nutrition, and this article is also very professional.”

  Li Weidong read it again, but shook his head, and then put Peng Jianghuai's article aside, obviously not satisfied with this article.

  "This second article was written by Liu Zhiyuan, director of the Department of Pediatrics of the Second Hospital of the North Affiliated Hospital. It has unique content and unique insights." The staff of the Nutrition Society then explained.

  However, Li Weidong still shook his head, not satisfied with Director Liu Zhiyuan's article.

  "This third article was written by Director Chen Guangji of Jiangnan Hospital..." The staff of the Nutrition Society introduced it again.

  I have read all six articles, but none of them can match Li Weidong’s dharma.

The staff of the Nutrition Society were a little puzzled that these six articles were carefully selected by them, and they were all written by domestic nutrition experts. The professionalism and logic are impeccable. Can't see it?

  The staff of the Nutrition Society couldn't help but ask: "Director Li, are these all inappropriate?"

  Li Weidong nodded and explained: “These articles are indeed very professional, but I am doing this essay not for academic research, but to popularize the benefits of soy milk to ordinary people.

  So there is no need to write so professionally, and there is no need to use so many professional terms, it is best to be simple and easy to understand, even if people with no medical knowledge see it, they can immediately understand the meaning. "

  The staff of the Nutrition Society nodded: "I understand, then I'll go back and pick another batch."

  Li Weidong is the father of the gold master, and of course he must follow the request of the father of the gold master. This award-winning essay is not an important issue of principle. The Nutrition Society is purely collecting money to do business, and there is no need to confront Li Weidong.

   However, Li Weidong called the staff of the Nutrition Society, and he went on to say; “Our award-winning essays are not for academic papers after all, so I think it should be literary, don’t you?”

The staff of   Nutrition Society was a little dazed. He asked, "Director Li, what do you mean by literacy? Can you be more slender? I know how to choose."

"Well, literary creation comes from life, but it is higher than life. In other words, literacy needs to be processed on the basis of real life. For example, it is very good to use some exaggerated narrative methods appropriately. The processing creation!" Li Weidong said with a smile.

  "Exaggerated narrative?" The staff of the Nutrition Society still did not understand what Li Weidong meant.

Li Weidong had no choice but to speak more clearly: "Let me give you an example. For example, soy milk is rich in calcium, and calcium is indispensable to the human body. So we can think about it a little bit, say soy milk. Adulthood is indispensable to the human body."

   "But there are many foods that can also supplement calcium!" The staff of the Nutrition Society is obviously a deadhead.

   "Of course I know that there are many that can supplement calcium, but haven't I said that, this is a literary creation, which needs to be reprocessed on the basis of real life." Li Weidong said immediately.

The   Nutrition Society staff nodded without understanding, seemingly still did not understand what Li Weidong meant.

Li Weidong had no choice but to continue to explain: "Then I will say more in detail. Let's take calcium as an example. For example, calcium supplementation for the elderly can protect the bones, and drinking soy milk can supplement calcium. At this time, You can combine the two together, and emphatically explain that drinking soy milk can protect the bones of the elderly and prevent osteoporosis.

Another example is calcium supplementation for minors, which can promote the growth and development of bones. At this time, we can combine drinking soy milk with the growth and development of adolescents. It is emphasized that drinking soy milk can make adolescents grow taller than 1.5 meters. Children drink soy milk every day, can grow to 1.8 meters.

For example, calcium can maintain nerve and muscle excitement, can maintain the normal function of the heart and the integrity of myocardial cell membrane, can enhance the secretory function of glandular cells, can promote blood circulation, etc., these can all drink soy milk, the connection is Let's go together! "

   "Director Li, your professional knowledge is not bad! One calcium element can tell so many benefits." The staff of the Nutrition Society said.

"But what I said is useless, it's only useful if the expert said it!" Li Weidong continued; "Please follow the ideas I said, and then go back and look for similar articles. No professionalism is required. , Even if it is taken out of context, it does not matter, the key is to be able to blow!"

  "Can you blow?" The staff of the Nutrition Society blinked.

   "Yes," Li Weidong nodded shamelessly: "Blow hard to blow out the effects of soy milk!"

  ...

  Department of Endocrinology, People's Hospital, Peng Jianghuai once again opened the envelope sent by the Nutrition Society.

  In the envelope, there is a letter congratulating Peng Jianghuai for winning the prize, a bonus of 100 yuan, and a display of winning works.

  "Is it just a winning prize?" Peng Jianghuai suddenly felt a little annoyed.

  Peng Jianghuai feels that depending on his level, even if he can't get the first prize, he still has to get the second prize! Unexpectedly, he won only one award for the worst prize in the end.

  This winning prize is actually a consolation prize.

The   consolation prize also has a bonus of one hundred yuan, but Peng Jianghuai looked at the brand-new one hundred yuan bill, but he couldn't be happy. For Peng Jianghuai, this one hundred dollars is more like an insult!

"Why do I only get one winning prize!" Peng Jianghuai thought uncomfortably. He couldn't help picking up the winning work to show, and muttered to himself: "I want to see if I can win the first prize. What did you write!"

  On the display of winning works, there are a total of six articles, one first prize and five second prizes.

Peng Jianghuai started by looking at the works of the first prize. After a while, he couldn't help but vomit: "What kind of stuff is written! The whole article is about drinking soy milk to supplement vitamin B. You still need to talk about this basic common sense? Without the slightest technical content, it is far worse than that of my article. Can I win the first prize for this? The judges must be blind!"

  The first prize work, at the beginning, introduced the nutrients in soy milk, and then focused on what happens when the human body lacks vitamin B, and then a wave of soy milk can supplement vitamin B. In the eyes of Peng Jianghuai, this is simply too pediatric, at most the level of technical secondary school.

   Immediately after Peng Jianghuai began to look at the winning works of the second prize.

   "Written so badly, can you still get the second prize?"

   "This is even the role of plant protein is confused, can you win prizes?"

  "The judges are really blind, right? Drinking soy milk to treat stomach problems, writing such unreliable things can win awards?"

  Peng Jianghuai became more annoyed when he looked at it. The quality of these works was far inferior to his own. Some even made common-sense medical mistakes but were able to win the first and second prizes, which made Peng Jianghuai a little unacceptable.

  At the end, it was an invitation letter inviting Peng Jianghuai to participate in the second prize-winning essay contest. The subject of the essay is still the benefits of drinking soy milk, and in the second prize-winning essay contest, the first prize has become two, and the second prize has increased to ten.

   "Just breaking the essay, are you embarrassed to do the second?" Peng Jianghuai curled his lips with disdain.

  Peng Jianghuai had the intention not to participate, but when he remembered that “drinking soy milk to treat stomach problems” can get the second prize, the unwilling fire in his heart immediately ignited.

  "You can’t just forget it! Drinking soy milk can get a prize for treating stomach problems. If that’s OK, I’ll just write something and make trouble for you! But what should I do?"

  Peng Jianghuai pondered for a long time, and finally thought of the content: "Just write that drinking soy milk can prevent diabetes!"

  ...

  Li Weidong attached a display of winning works to his letter of bonus. In fact, he was telling the contestants what type of article to write to win the prize.

  With the template, the articles of the second essay competition changed in an instant. There were a lot less professional articles and more articles about the effects of soy milk.

  This is exactly what Li Weidong needs.

  Nutrition Society, Li Weidong is holding Peng Jianghuai’s article, looking like a treasure.

  "This article is well written. Drinking soy milk can prevent diabetes! It was written by Director Peng of the Rising Sun Hospital. It is authoritative!" Li Weidong said with surprise on his face.

"Mr. Li, the sugar content of soy milk is not high, and it does have the effect of lowering fat. Although people with diabetes should have a low-sugar and low-fat diet, it is somewhat far-fetched to say that soy milk can prevent diabetes." Nutrition The staff of the society explained.

  Li Weidong waved his hand with an indifferent expression: "Hurry up and look for it. Is there any article about drinking soy milk to prevent cancer? If you don't, then drinking soy milk to prevent diabetes is the first prize!"

  The staff of the Nutrition Society shook his head: “There is no such thing as drinking soy milk to prevent cancer. I guess no one would dare to say so! But there is an article that says it is better than preventing cancer.”

   "Oh? Is there something better to blow? Bring it to me!" Li Weidong said immediately.

  "Director Li, do you really want to see it?" The staff of the Nutrition Society then explained; "The article was written by a Chinese medicine doctor, and it was almost said that soy milk is a good medicine for curing all diseases."

  "It is good to cure all diseases!" Li Weidong looked very excited, and he immediately asked the staff of the Nutrition Society to bring the article of the Chinese medicine doctor.

"Drinking soy milk in summer can reduce heat, prevent heat, promote body fluids and quench thirst; drink soy milk in winter can drive cold and warm the stomach, nourish and nourish tonic. It can nourish yin and strengthen yang, and is effective for kidney and spleen deficiency, dizziness, tinnitus, sore waist and knees, bone steaming and hot flashes. Good results...

  So soy milk still has so many effects? Is this soy milk or Liuwei Dihuang Wan? It's good, I like this kind of doctor who can brag! If you don't give him the first prize, I'm sorry Huiren Shenbao! "

  ...

  Peng Jianghuai opened the envelope again. He first checked whether there were any banknotes inside, but he did not even see the shadows of the four great men.

   "I didn't even have a winning prize this time! I should have thought that this is the case. Drinking soybean milk prevents diabetes. If you can win prizes like this, then the judges are really a group of brain-disabled people!" Peng Jianghuai snorted and shook the envelope casually.

  A cheque flew out of the envelope suddenly and fell in front of Peng Jianghuai.

  "People's Bank of China cash check, five thousand yuan!" Peng Jianghuai was taken aback, then stretched out his hand and took out the letter of congratulations from the envelope.

   "This time is the first prize, there is a prize of five thousand yuan!" Peng Jianghuai was immediately stupid on the spot.

  Drinking soy milk to prevent diabetes, he wrote completely to make trouble, but he did not expect to win the first prize, and there was a bonus of 5,000 yuan.

"This kind of brawl with almost no scientific basis can win the first prize!" Peng Jianghuai picked up the check with an incredible expression, and then sighed, "This is the check. It's the first time I saw it." Woolen cloth!"

  Checks are not used frequently in China, so ordinary people have no chance to see checks.

  People now generally believe that the People’s Bank of China is only responsible for policy business. However, before the promulgation of the People’s Bank of China in 1995, the People’s Bank of China was the main bank that issued checks.

  Anyone who has watched "Cat and Mouse Game" should know that things like checks are easy to fake. In China, for anti-counterfeiting needs, only the People's Bank of China was eligible to issue checks in the early days.

  After the establishment of the four major banks, of course there were cheques, but for various reasons they used very little. It was not until the financial system reform in the 1990s that the People’s Bank of China transformed into a policy business, and the cheques of the four major banks began to circulate gradually.

  Only in 2007, the establishment of the check image exchange system, China realized the use of checks across the country.

  So in 1994, the most commonly used and circulated cheque in China was issued by the People’s Bank of China.

Although Peng Jianghuai has never seen a check, as the deputy chief physician, he is somewhat knowledgeable. He knows that this thin piece of paper can be exchanged for five thousand yuan in the bank, which is worth him for a year. More wages.

  Peng Jianghuai carefully collected the check, and then took out the winning work from the envelope to display. He wanted to see what the other first prize winner wrote.

  "Xu Song, Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine, East China General Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine? I am not familiar with Chinese medicine and have never heard of this name. Let's see what he wrote!"

  Peng Jianghuai read the article written by Xu TCM.

  "This is too good to blow! According to this article, drinking soy milk can cure all diseases!"

  Peng Jianghuai suddenly felt that his article about drinking soy milk to prevent diabetes is still very conservative.

  And this article written by Xu TCM is completely copied from the "Compendium of Materia Medica", and then blew the soy milk!

  However, the words copied from ancient medical books seem to be quite charming, such as "six-vessel agarwood, insufficient Yuanyang" and the like, ordinary people do not understand medicine, and they can really be fooled.

   Then Peng Jianghuai began to look at the works that won the second prize.

  Sure enough, it is still a familiar formula and familiar taste. Every article is boasting about the role of soy milk.

  At the end, the invitation of the third essay contest appeared in front of Peng Jianghuai again.

  Looking at the invitation letter of the third essay contest, Peng Jianghuai seemed to hear a voice:

   "Blow me hard!"

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