Rebirth of the Wild Age

~: Seventy【Fried Shit】

   There may be one or two relatives in each family, which makes you sick, and you can't wait to stay away from each other.

   It was obviously born to the same mother. Although the eldest uncle and the younger uncle had different personalities, they were both sentimental and righteous. They were able to take the initiative to send money when the Song family was most difficult.

  As for the second uncle and the second aunt, they hide away as soon as they hear of the accident, and even have somehow resented the Song family because they were laid off.

   I can only say that the same rice breeds a hundred kinds of people.

   For the Chinese New Year, Song Weiyang doesn't want to care about her grandfather and grandmother's face, but it is impossible to put on a good face, and sneered: "Thank you, don't block the door."

   Song Weiyang took the gift and left. The second aunt took a blank in her hand and looked a little embarrassed. She smiled at Guo Xiaolan: "Yangyang is really her own family, and she's kind to me."

   Guo Xiaolan also responded with a smile: "This kid has been sensible since he was a child. He knows who to be polite and who can’t be polite. The scorer, right, second sister-in-law?"

   "What the third sister said made my mind faint," the second aunt immediately changed the subject, "why the boss and the eldest wife didn't come?"

   Guo Xiaolan said: "The boss is exhausted, and he has to go to the market outside during the Chinese New Year. The eldest daughter-in-law took the child back to her natal home."

   "No matter how much you can't go back to your natal home for the New Year." said the second aunt.

   "She is afraid of coming to get angry." Guo Xiaolan said.

   The smile on the second aunt’s face became more and more embarrassing, and she couldn’t speak any more, she could only say, “There’s still soup in the pot, I’ll go take a look first.”

   Song Shumin used to build a small western-style house in the countryside. After he entered the city, he never lived in it. It was directly given to Song Weiyang’s grandfather and grandmother. It also became a family gathering place for the Guo’s and Song’s New Year holidays.

   Grandpa wore a brand-new blue Chinese mountain suit. He sat on the sofa and smoked a cigarette. He was old and solid and didn't say a word, just watching his grandchildren running wildly all over the floor. Grandma and her aunt have been busy working in the kitchen. The second aunt could only watch when she went in, she couldn't get in at all, and she thought she was clumsy in housework, and she was only useful when she was washing and serving dishes.

   The eldest uncle has two daughters and a son. The eldest daughter is married, and the younger daughter is studying in a technical secondary school. The son was only more than seven years old, just in time for family planning, and paid a lot of fines.

   The second uncle also did not respond to national policies, one son and one daughter. After graduating from junior high school, his son did not go to school again. Song Shumin arranged to work in the factory for a while. Now he stays in the society all day long. He is lucky not to be a target of the crackdown. The daughter is only nine years old, has good academic performance, and is very obedient at home, which makes people wonder if she is the second uncle's biological.

   The two children didn't know what game they were playing, and they ran around the table, and they just happened to collide with Song Weiyang who entered the house.

   The little girl raised her head and said, "Cousin, happy new year!"

   "Be good, take it to buy candy to eat." Song Weiyang took out the red envelope and gave it to his cousin and cousin.

   "Thank you cousin!" The little girl was very polite.

   The little cousin was a little dazed, and didn't know how to say thank you, so he opened the red envelope to see how much money was in it.

   Song Weiyang has complaints about his second uncle and second aunt, but he likes their daughter very much. No way, the little cousin is sweet-mouthed, and obedient, completely unlike her parents, who is loved by everyone.

   It's a pity, the little cousin will be embarrassed by her parents and brother.

   In the last life, the little cousin was admitted to a key university very easily. After graduation, she worked as a white-collar worker in a big city and married a good husband who loved her. As a result, her brother didn't live up to her anger and got into trouble every three or five times. Every time she got into trouble, her parents would go to the city to ask her for money, and eventually even forced her to sell the house to pay off the gambling debt.

   The happy family of my little cousin was just like that.

   This dazed little cousin in front of me is also very interesting. He doesn't know how to shout, doesn't know how to speak, and will be addicted to video games in two years. From red and white consoles, arcades, to computer games, he played all the way to the University of Electronic Science and Technology of China, and wrote software to make money before graduating. Not to mention it, nerd, it's not outrageous. But he hadn't had a girlfriend until the age of 28, and the family was so anxious that he wanted to get a blind date as long as he was a woman. As a result, the kid married a Bai Fumei without saying a word.

   The two little guys took the new year's money and immediately ran to the small shop in the village to buy things.

   "Boom!"

   Before long, there was a muffled noise from the old house of the grandmother's house next door.

  The little cousin ran into the house angrily, covered in dung everywhere, and went to the old man to complain, "Grandpa, my brother blasted the pit and soiled my new clothes!"

   "Boom!"

   The old man hadn't spoken yet, there was another muffled noise.

   The eldest uncle and the second uncle who were drinking tea and chatting rushed out, and Song Weiyang also ran to watch the excitement.

   I saw my little cousin standing on the edge of the pit, holding two thunder cannons thick with thumbs in his hand, and the trouser legs were covered with shit. He watched the dung puddle that was exploded and gradually closed.

   "Little bastard!" Uncle rushed over quickly.

   Little cousin didn't know he was afraid, so he took the thunder cannon in his hand, lit the fuse with a lighter, and threw it into the pit again.

   "Boom!"

   again.

"Nonsence!"

   This time blasted the **** far, and a tuft flew directly to the uncle's mouth. The eldest uncle also didn't care about hitting the child, and quickly reached out to wipe the shit, nauseous and nauseous.

   The little cousin took the opportunity to drive away, and the eldest uncle hurriedly chased after him. The father and son staged a good show of fighting wits and courage.

   Several minutes later, the eldest uncle caught the little cousin back, and he was beaten halfway.

   "Fish, my fish," the little cousin struggled and shouted, "Dad, don't hit me, get that fish up!"

   Well, the little cousin threw two shots into the pond while he was escaping, and successfully blew up a carp.

   My uncle came back with a girl and ran into him. He smiled and said, "Oh, you two have had a great time this year. Did you fall into the pit together?"

   The uncle did not speak, and went home to find a rope, and hung his little cousin from the Huang Ge tree.

   Really, hang up and fight!

   The little cousin did not cry even after being beaten, and kept shouting: "Fish, my fish!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

   Song Weiyang laughed loudly, he hadn't laughed so happily in a long time.

   My little uncle persuaded in the past: "Brother, the one who celebrates the New Year, don't fight, it's not lucky."

   "It's good to be killed, little bastard." Uncle said two whips again.

   Little cousin is still yelling: "Fish, my fish! Uncle~lightnovelpub.net~Cousin, go to the pond and get my fish back!"

Uncle    exclaimed: "That's a fish raised by others, I'll find you to lose money!"

   Little cousin finally begged for mercy: "Dad, I was wrong, next time I go to the river to blow up."

   "Blow up a hammer! I will kill you!" The uncle became even more angry.

   "Hahahaha!" Song Weiyang laughed so that his stomach hurts. I never found my little cousin so funny before.

   My little uncle persuaded him to stop. He squatted next to Song Weiyang to watch the excitement, handed a cigarette and said, "Yangyang, this is your little aunt. She is named Tao Xiaohong and she works in a supply and marketing agency."

   "Hello." Song Weiyang gave a courteous greeting. There are too many little aunts, and this one does not know how long he can stay in front of him.

   Tao Xiaohong dressed a bit coquettishly, with a three-point rusticity in the coquettish, without even applying the blush, and said with a sweet smile: "Hello Yangyang, I often hear your uncle mention you."

   Song Weiyang smiled and said, "That surely didn't say anything good to me."

   "Your brother-in-law said that you are amazing. He became the director of the factory before graduating from high school and saved the cannery." Tao Xiaohong spoke with a little admiration.

   The old man finally stopped the slinging behavior over there. He turned his head and stared at Tao Xiaohong for a while. He seemed to think that this girl was unreliable, like a big fairy, and walked away without saying a word.

   After a while, the fish-exploded company came to the door and did not make trouble. He threw the half-dead carp in the basin and said to the old man: "For those of you who are celebrating the New Year, just give a few cents and try to be auspicious."

   "Six cents, send it all the way." The old man can also jingle.

The carp that suffered a flying accident hasn’t gotten off the pot. Suddenly the van from the cannery drove up, and the office director Yang Dexi hurriedly got off the road: “Chairman, it’s not good, General Manager Yang was beaten, and the dormitory he lived in was smashed. Up!"