Reborn Turtle: Picked Up By Monkey King at the Beginning
Chapter 189: Fuck on the pole
Huaguoshan First Affiliated College.
Lin Fang stared at the mountain of gifts in front of him with two eyes.
He turned his head to look at the old monkey, and said with a smile: "Confiscated all of these, so that I will finally have some surplus for Huaguoshan."
The old monkey smiled and nodded.
"It's better to be the principal, to disclose information about your greed for money to those people in advance."
"They really took the pole to send the money."
"The most rare thing is that this income is completely independent of the gift, which is considered an additional income, but the quantity and quality are not less than the gift."
"How do you know the principal, they will definitely send money over."
Lin Fang smiled.
"I do not know."
"I just arranged it casually. Whether there is any result is not a loss for us. It belongs to the date but not the date. Let's take a couple of shots and see."
The old monkey was thoughtful.
In fact, these in Lin Fang's previous life, that weren't a problem.
Before doing errands, treat guests and give gifts, which are all basic grooves.
Some stray roads simply drift off, and generally after drifting, things are done.
He just changed the roles.
In the past, he used to give gifts to others, but now he finally enjoys the treatment of an exploiting class.
Therefore, as soon as Lin Fang released his greedy information, there were a lot of monsters who delivered the treasures to him through various channels. Not only were they willing to send them, but Lin Fang would also feel more at ease after accepting them.
"But does it really matter if we receive so many gifts?"
"What's the point?"
Lin Fang asked back, "You said, why did they come over to cheer us on Huaguoshan?"
"Of course we are begging us not to beat them."
The old monkey didn't want to blurt out.
"Um……"
"The other thing is to have a good relationship with us. In the future, there will be a backer or a powerful ally, who just loses some gifts. Anyway, it is profitable."
Lin Fang nodded, finally not too stupid.
"Then you said that after we accept this gift, will they feel that the establishment of diplomatic relations this time is stable."
The old monkey nodded.
"Then we don't want to look for them either?"
The old monkey nodded again.
The purpose of Huaguoshan has always been development and construction. Before the potential of Huaguoshan was fully tapped, they would not be able to attack the territory and expand their influence.
But the demon outside doesn't know this.
"In that case, we accepted these gifts, and they also got the results they wanted, do you think there is my credit for it?"
The old monkey nodded for the third time.
"But, we didn't do anything."
Lin Fang sighed and said, "Don't look at what we did, but what they think."
"They think we did it, and they think the money is worth it, and then there will be a steady flow of money, and these are extra assets."
The old monkey scratched his head again.
He only understood a little bit of the doorway just now, but Lin Fang's last sentence made him confused again.
But he also understood that there will be many such fools in the future.
"Then we are letting out a bit of wind?"
Lin Fang shook his head and said, "You have to eat one bite at a time, and you have to walk step by step.
"Let's do it this time."
"In the future, we have a chance to kill them."
The old monkey thoughtfully.
After a long time, he suddenly remembered something and smiled: "By the way, there is one more thing, the nine-tailed fox in Lingxi Cave, Nanfangzhou, wants to see the king."
"Recommended by the Fox Demon King, I can't extrapolate it, and they gave this number."
The old monkey stretched out **** with a look of wealth.
Lin Fang was also interested.
"This is a bloodbath, Lingxi Cave Nine-Tailed Fox... What is she looking for from me?"
At this point, the old monkey's expression is a bit weird.
"She wants you to recommend one or two to the king, saying that there are many beauties in the clan. If the king likes it, she can choose a few to go back to be concubines."
"I also said that if the king is not satisfied after using it, he can still change it."
Damn it! ! .
Is the world of this monster so open?
This also guarantees after-sales.
Lin Fang was stunned.
"Even though I know that foxes are exceptionally talented in this respect, this is too... what a little bit."
"And doesn't she know Yang Chan?"
"If you do this, aren't you afraid that Yang Chan will demolish her Lingxi Cave?"
This is all looking for death.
"Isn't it because Fairy Yang Chan is not there, plus the nine-tailed fox said that our king is an upright man, can't he control his own woman?"
Ha ha! !
Taking advantage of Yang Chan's sister is not dead.
If this is really done, then sister Yang Chan's return, wouldn't it be going to shake the sky.
"I suddenly feel that this gift is a bit hot now."
Lin Fang sighed and said, "If you return the gift to her, you just say that I can't take care of it. If she wants to do this, she will find another opportunity by herself. This matter has nothing to do with me."
You must pick yourself up.
Otherwise, the Baolian Lantern would hit him on the head if he wasn't sure.
"Be tougher." When the old monkey left, Lin Fang didn't forget to exhort him.
The old monkey left.
Soon, he came back.
"How's it?"
"She said it's a pity, but she can understand it. After all, Yang Chan has a deep background. It is wise to say that you don't want to control. As for the gift, it was confiscated and sent to us."
It would be a man.
Lin Fang let out a long sigh of relief.
"In addition, she also said, ask if you are interested in having a concubine."
"Ahem!!"
Lin Fang almost choked himself.
After finally getting angry, he asked: "No, just my small body, she has the heart to let go, is it so too much?"
The old monkey shrugged.
"More than that, I count as Hukou Cave, Feilai Peak, Ghost King Mountain, Eagle Mouth..."
When it came to this, the old monkey suddenly had a meal.
"Principal, do you think this is an alternative gift."
Lin Fang rolled his eyes and said, "Forget it."
"Isn't it only the human races who play this set? Why do monsters play so much? This is for gifts and banshees. Can't be sincere between monsters and monsters?"
"sincere?"
The old monkey thought for a while and said, "Then you helped the king to collect it?"
"I can call the shots on this matter."
"And I believe that after Fairy Yang Chan returns, I will be very grateful to you for your heroic deeds."
Lin Fang: "..."
"Why is it me who is brave enough to do justice, can't you?"
"I'm not qualified enough."
The old monkey shrugged his shoulders and said confidently and confidently: "According to your principal, I am a middle-level cadre in Huaguoshan. It is the high-level cadres that they want to fawn on."
"Then I am still powerless."