Reborn Wife Strikes Back in the 80s

Chapter 253: Nao Oolong

   Chapter 253

  Director Chen can't laugh or cry, this little girl still bears grudges.

   But of course he won’t expose it. Who would tell that person had no good intentions?

   "Can you watch it now?" The long-haired young man was already weak.

   "No need to read it, I will open an order to refund the money for colonoscopy!" Guo Xiang continued to write medical records, "Go back to eat, drink, and do whatever you want."

  "What do you mean?" The long-haired young man's face changed drastically, and his voice was shaking. "Are you saying I have a terminal illness? Can't it be cured?"

  In the past two days, he has been muttering in his heart, how can his **** be completely green, and he has not been beaten. And he is not embarrassed to say that not only the buttocks, even the front has changed color, he is scared, won't it be all right in the future?

  Now I heard Guo Xiang said that he was scared to death. Is it really terminally ill? Doesn't even need to be cured?

   "I didn't say it!" Guo Xiang raised his eyebrows and opened a refund order, "You are not sick at all, your **** is dyed, and you bought your underwear at a street stall? Are you eager to make it cheaper? The quality is not good!"

  Guo Xiang said slowly: "And you should wash and wear these jeans after you buy them, otherwise it's not just your butt. Tomorrow your whole body, oh, no, all the lower body will have to change color, that's really a chameleon!"

  "You, are you kidding me?" The long-haired young man realized that he had been kidnapped by Guo Xiang and became furious, "I'm going to sue you!"

"How did I fool you? Didn't I know that I found the problem and asked you to refund the fee? I didn't charge you more, you have to thank me, or the chrysanthemum will suffer the crime after spending the wrong money, I will do it for your good Ah." Guo Xiang looked at the young man with a smile.

   patted the refund form in his hand, "Go and refund, don't delay, it's time for people to get off work when it's late."

   "You, you, you..." The long-haired young man was completely speechless and walked out angrily.

  The people behind couldn't help laughing.

  Director Chen looked helpless and pointed at Guo Xiang, "You..."

  There is love in her eyes, this girl is so interesting.

   "Who made him want to tease me? Is this girl so good at teasing?" Guo Xiang raised his eyebrows, and laughed at the thought of the situation just now.

   "But how do you know that his body is stained? Haven't his pants taken off yet?" An Zehan asked curiously.

"I have a see-through eye!" Guo Xiang said half-jokingly, but they certainly wouldn't believe it. "In fact, when he started to get the belt, I saw that his waist was a little blue. The clothes were faded and stained. But he doesn't know it."

  Everyone laughed.

  I ate at noon, and no one came to see the doctor in the afternoon.

  Someone came again just when I was about to get off work.

  It is still a family of three.

  The husband took his wife and children, went to the anorectal department to look at this and that, and said to the wife beside him, “You take Nier to the female doctor, and I’ll go to the old doctor.”

   "Okay!" The female patient nodded and walked to Guo Xiang holding the child's hand.

   "Where is it uncomfortable?" Guo Xiang asked.

  I am very curious. It is really rare for a family of three in the anorectal department to come to see the doctor. Is it possible that all of them have hemorrhoids?

  It’s not impossible. The child is so young that it is not easy to get this disease.

   "Me, our family of three have blood in the stool!" The female patient said embarrassedly, "Even the urine is red."

   "Huh?" Guo Xiang was taken aback, right? Isn't it poisoned?

   "Does the stomach hurt?" Guo Xiang asked.

   "It doesn't hurt. This is what makes us weird. I think there should be nothing wrong, but I am worried about something serious." The female patient said worriedly.

   Director Chen's expression over there also became serious, with an incredible expression on his face.

  Guo Xiang thought for a while, "Did you eat something? Pig blood? Chicken blood? Duck blood? After eating this stool, it looks black like blood in the stool."

   "No, you won't be red even after eating, right?"

   "That's true." Guo Xiang pondered, what can cause hematuria, or is it just a simple discoloration?

  It suddenly occurred to me that there seemed to be colleagues in my previous life to talk about similar examples, but it was just a joke at the time.

  But it is really possible.

  "Put your hand up and let me see!" Guo Xiang said.

  The female patient put her hand on the table, and Guo Xiang took her pulse. As expected, nothing happened.

  "Did you have a particularly smooth bowel movement in the past two days? Are there still sesame-like things in your bowel movement?" Guo Xiang smiled.

  "How do you know?" The patient was shocked, "I am still wondering, I didn't eat sesame seeds, so why did I pull out sesame seeds?"

  Guo Xiang "pouch" smiled, it really is the reason.

   "You are not sick, have you eaten red pitaya? You have eaten a lot."

  "What is red dragon fruit?" The female patient was surprised.

  "Don't you know?" This time it was Guo Xiang's turn to be surprised. "The skin is red, the flesh is red inside, and there are small black seeds."

   "So it's called red-hearted dragon fruit?" The female patient suddenly realized, "Don't say that the fruit is delicious, very sweet. We ate a few without holding back."

"This was brought by a cousin of mine from the south. I have never seen it before. He didn't say that it would happen if I ate it. It really scared me to death." The female patient patted her chest, "That's fine. NS?"

   "Yes, it's okay, as long as you don't eat it for two days." Guo Xiang smiled.

  Look at Director Chen again, his face is serious, and he is already giving the patient a check-up sheet. I don’t know about it yet. After all, many northerners have never seen southern fruits during this period, and it’s normal if they don’t understand it.

  Guo Xiang walked over and talked to Director Chen.

   "Really, what else is there?" Director Chen was surprised.

   "Really, it will be fine in two days." Guo Xiang smiled.

"I'll just say, how could it be possible that a family of three had an accident. Fortunately, you know a lot." Director Chen smiled, tore up the checklist, and said to the patient: "You also heard it. It was caused by eating that dragon fruit. It’s normal if you don’t eat it. Go back and stop for two days to see. If this is the case, it means that it’s the reason, so it’s not used to watch it."

   "Really? Thank you, the doctor." The male patient breathed a sigh of relief and was really frightened. Even if his husband and wife were to be taken, how serious would it be to suffer if the child was so young? It turned out to be just an oolong?

  Fortunately, I came to see a doctor, otherwise I wouldn’t be scared to death.

  As soon as a few people left, He Jiaming and they gathered around, "Xiao Guo, what is a dragon fruit? What does it look like?"

  Guo Xiang smiled, “This dragon fruit is a southern fruit, we probably haven’t sold it here yet, just like this...”

  Guo Xiang used a red pen to drew the shape of the dragon fruit, round or oblong, and there are ring-shaped leaves on the skin. It looks very interesting.

  "Don't even mention this kind of fruit, I have never seen it. It looks like a hydrangea." He Jiaming said.

"There are two types of dragon fruit, white heart and red heart. The white heart is okay if you eat it. The red heart contains a lot of anthocyanins, so the color of feces and urine will change. In fact, it's okay. It can relieve constipation if you eat it. "

  “However, the red dragon fruit is very sweet and has a high sugar content, so people with diabetes cannot eat it.” Guo Xiang said.

   "I have gained knowledge." Several people nodded.

   "You are really good, you know so much?" He Jiaming patted Guo Xiang on the shoulder, "Have you eaten too?"

  "Eat it!" Guo Xiang smiled. This fruit has been very popular in the past life, and it is also sold in the north. Besides, she has eaten the most expensive fruits. It's just that these fruits are still rare in the north, and they are still rare.

  (End of this chapter)