Rising America
Chapter 1584: Invincible Ryu Budo 3 instructors
In the square of Invincible Wudaoliu Building, there were noisy gongs and drums, flags waving, and crowds of people. The main roads and streets were already crowded with people, so that the capital had to send more monkey demon police officers from Huaguoshan to clear and command relief. In the end, there was really no way to solve this problem. The road was closed and the vehicle was diverted, which alleviated the current problem.
Today is the day when Coco opened up the dojo.
Two days ago, in order to hold the opening ceremony of the dojo well, Coco struggled with his brain and used all the methods he could think of.
Distribute flyers and advertise!
It took a large amount of money to launch an overwhelming propaganda on China's major portal networks, and it only took two days to let the whole China know about it.
It also stated on the flyers that everyone who came to participate in their own "Dark Gothic Non-mainstream Martial Art", that is, the opening of the "Invincible Flow" dojo, can also receive a pound of farm eggs from Gao Laozhuang for free.
I have to say that this trick really attracted countless grandpas and aunts, and prompted these grandpas to drag their grandchildren over and participate in the opening ceremony, making the opening ceremony very popular.
Of course, there is no money for the free eggs, because she went to Gao Laozhuang and beat Zhu Bajie with her pink fist. The pig who beat Zhu Bajie promised to provide it to her for free. .
Even though Zhu Bajie has practiced for thousands of years and is a demon king of one party, when faced with the child of Coco, the demon king is still not enough.
Therefore, in order to avoid being beaten to death by cocoa, Zhu Bajie, who has always been smart, immediately agreed to cocoa's request of "free supply of eggs", and also promised to give cocoa a pig demon meat for free every day, which made the little guy satisfied. The government also prevented Gao Laozhuang from being overthrown by Cocoa.
The square was full of people, and the faces of those who came to participate were beaming. After all, they dragged their homes to watch the fun, and they also received free eggs from Gao Laozhuang. How could this not make people happy.
You know, Gao Laozhuang's chickens are not ordinary farm chickens. They are all chickens that have become spirits and have not yet become monsters. Therefore, the eggs they lay are very nutritious. They are different from ordinary eggs, and they even have a high taste. I don't know how many levels.
If you go to the Gao Laozhuang farm product store to buy it, let alone the weight, an egg is priced at 5 yuan soft sister coin, which is really expensive.
Now I just came to participate in the opening ceremony of the ‘Invincible Flow’ dojo, and each person can receive a catty of eggs per head. How can this not make the grandfathers and aunts here in the capital excited and excited.
Therefore, many people came today.
According to the past, no matter what the opening is, the dragon and lion dance is definitely required, and the opening ceremony of the Coco Dojo is no exception.
However, compared to the ordinary dragon and lion dancing, the real dragons hovering in the opening ceremony of Cocoa, where the real lion monsters are jumping.
Sihailonggong sent a representative. After all, Nuwa's face is great, and if she doesn't come to be hated by Nuwa, Sihailonggong will not be able to hold it.
That Jiaolong was brought by the representative of the Four Seas Dragon Clan.
This creature was turned into a humanoid by a few sea clan little monsters, tied a few wooden sticks to himself, and then was danced by the little monsters like ordinary people, so don't talk about the misery in the heart.
Compared with the dragon, the lion monster from Qingfeng Mountain's Yellow Lion ancestor's line seemed much more relaxed.
It just needs to jump around wherever it feels like a lion dance. It doesn’t need to be lifted up and tossed by the two little monsters, but it’s like some pouting, shaking their heads and jumping left and right. The shameful behavior, this lion monster did nothing less.
咚咚锵!咚咚锵!
There is a row of drummers on both sides of the building. Although they look like ordinary people, they are actually musicians sent by the heavenly court. They are just playing according to the requirements of the little guy.
In the sky, there are some fairy dancers from the Celestial Sect, flying around and waving their long sleeves, looking down at the ordinary people who came to the opening ceremony, all in awe.
The demon kings who came to the meeting turned into human figures, all in the style of elites in suits and leather shoes. People who don't know really regard them as successful people, thinking they are entrepreneurs from where they are.
But as long as a person with a little sense of Taoism can feel that these guys are permeated with a strong, trembling demon spirit that makes the soul feel trembling.
"Huaguoshan Qitian Great Sage!"
Congratulations to the Flame Mountain Red Boy! "
"Bibotan Nine Heads Heavenly Honor!"
"Changbai Mountain Six Ear Great Sage!"
"Heavenly Great Sage!"
"Golden Ao Island congratulations!"
With the arrival of all forces, or sending representatives, Cocoa received gifts and received soft hands.
As the master of Cocoa, Nuwa, she took a leave today and rushed back from the crew to help her apprentice cope with the forces who came to the opening ceremony.
After all, she wouldn't let Nuwa handle this kind of thing, and she wouldn't be able to let the little guy come.
On the top floor of the building, in the office where the ‘Invincible President’ sign has been hung up, Pitro and his friends were summoned by Coco from the United States. The little guys were chatting excitedly.
"Wow, Coco boss, you are getting bigger and bigger. Do you have to establish your own power here in China now! Oh my God, I, Pietro, can follow Coco boss, you are really lucky, according to the boss. Speed, will we be able to rule the universe in the future!"
As always, when Pietro opened his mouth, flattering seemed like a torrent of water.
Sitting behind the big president's desk, Coco had a look of ‘I’m such a cow’, and nodded in satisfaction to Pitro, apparently quite comfortable with this kind of flattery.
Only Pietro's older sister Wanda was really speechless to her unscrupulous younger brother, and she could only express her feelings by rolling her eyes.
Kaila and Wanda were quiet, Ensha curled up her neck and pretended to be small and transparent. This Egyptian loli noticed that after she fell asleep for a while, Coco seemed to have become more terrifying.
In the office, in addition to the little guys in Coco, there are three handsome adult men, but their outfits are quite different, and their faces are painted with non-mainstream makeup.
"Come! Let me introduce to you, these three martial arts instructors who will be Invincible Liu from now on. From now on, I will teach martial arts to these three instructors. The four of you will mainly be named in my Invincible Liu. , Be an elder."
Coco sat in the boss chair and introduced three strange men with style.
Pietro and the other little guys also shifted their sights with Coco's voice.
The man with a shawl and curly silver hair, his face seemed to be rubbed with a layer of powder, was also covered with pink eyeshadow and lipstick, and he was wearing tights and tights, giving people a strong "country-fee" atmosphere. , And introduced himself.
"In Xiahaihu, please don't look at me with such eyes. The reason why I am like this is because I was forced by my master!"
After quickly introducing himself, the man who called himself Haihu stepped back with a tangled expression on his face, and with deep resentment he cast a glance at Coco sitting on the boss chair.
Also, a masculine man was forced to paint a girly makeup by Cocoa, and his temperament became a felicitous temperament. How could this not make the man entangled.
However, Coco is strong and is a summoner, so even if he is as powerful as a sea tiger, he has to be softened, and eventually becomes the current virtue.
Coco heard a trace of dissatisfaction from Haihu’s words, and immediately said: "It’s kind of donkey’s liver and lungs, don’t you know that big sisters like Niangpao now! If you want to find a girlfriend here, you must Obey my arrangement, or I will let you be an eunuch!"
The man named Haihu looked sad and shivered all over his body. Obviously he had been taken care of by Cocoa and knew that Cocoa was so powerful.
And the next person who came out to introduce himself was a mature man who was older than the sea tiger and gave everyone a middle-aged feeling.
It's just that if it is matched with his outfit, this product is definitely not compatible with maturity.
The explosive hair style, half of his hair covers half of his face, giving a nondescript look. At the same time, his eyelids are covered with dark eyeshadow, and he is also covered with dark lipstick, which is similar to Coco's usual The makeup is somewhat similar.
Tight leggings, put on a small leather jacket, step on a pair of pointed leather shoes, and have not put on socks. The overall temperament is not as good as the previous sea tigers, and the whole body is full of thicker and more low-level'cunfei' 'breath.
"Poor Dao is a worried son."
After a brief introduction of himself, the guy quickly returned.
Obviously, this worrisome son also knew that his current image was too unbearable.
But the above two are nothing compared to the third one.
Because the third person is wearing a Japanese sailor suit and a double ponytail wig, with a girl-like exquisite makeup on his face. Originally, this product had a female face, but now it looks like this. It's a girl, but in fact this guy is an authentic male.
"Women's lady, Nangong Wentian!"
Imitating the girl's tone, this guy walked out embarrassedly and introduced himself to Coco's friends.
"Boss Coco, what's going on?"
Pietro was obviously full of doubts about Nangong Wentian, after all, how could a good-natured person call himself a ‘women’s gangster’ and also put on a sailor suit! ?
This is unreasonable!
Facing Pietro’s question, Coco responded indifferently: “After I found this guy, he dared to shoot me and scolded me when I asked him to paint dark gothic makeup, so I lost him. Going to the BL world in the infinite killing reincarnation, after I released him, this guy didn't dare to be arrogant anymore, and I also changed my original mind, let him be a lady's boss, disgusting him!"
Both Haihu and Yiyouzi silently expressed sympathy for Nangong Wentian, and they were also glad that they did not provoke the little guy to treat themselves like this.
Only Nangong Wentian looked up at the ceiling, weeping silently.
There is no way, once you enter the reincarnation BL world, you will look back on the truth.
Nangong Wentian at this time is no longer the former Nangong Wentian.
This problem can be seen by another Lu Ya who has had the same experience with him and has now changed his orientation.
Cocoa didn’t want to waste time on these trivial things. She jumped off the boss chair and went to the center of the room. She waved her small arm vigorously, and shouted: “Go! Let’s go downstairs. Today we want everyone to feel it. What is the shock! At the same time, I must pass down my Coco's invincible martial arts!"
After finishing talking ~lightnovelpub.net~ you can lock Haihu, Yiyouzi, and women's magnate Nangong Wentian with your scrutiny, and asked: "Is the martial arts I handed over to you thoroughly? To bear the burden of teaching martial arts."
Haihu and Yiyouzi nodded in a hurry, expressing that they had thoroughly consumed the martial arts cocoa bought from the secret store, and patted their **** to ensure that there would be no negative cocoa commission.
Only Nangong Wentian was feminine and coy, and asked Coco: "It's okay to teach Kung Fu, but what if male students eat my tofu while studying? After all, martial arts teaching will always have physical contact, especially in actual combat. During training, there will be substantial physical contact..."
One question left Cocoa and his four friends with black lines.
However, this problem is not difficult to solve, so Ke Ke replied: "You can teach female students! Male students don't need you to teach!"
But the strange thing is that after listening to Coco's answer, Nangong Wentian actually showed a very disappointed look on his face!
This made Cocoa's friends couldn't help but shout in their hearts [What are you disappointed! What disappointment! Is it possible that you still wish that something like this happened! 】……