SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

Chapter 130: How is dog licking made?

Gaia has basically stayed in the Foundation since the crossing, and the only city he has been to is the small town next to the containment site.

It is also a good mood to have a rare opportunity to go to a big city to visit Gaia.

It's noon now, and Gaiya is sitting in a corner of a coffee shop, fiddling with her mobile phone, while drinking watermelon juice leisurely.

The team members have all gone out to investigate intelligence. Firstly, the tasks are all assigned by Gaia. Secondly, Gaia himself does not intend to do anything. Finally, if you have any dissatisfaction, you are disloyal and need to be pulled out to be loyal with bitter gourd juice. one time.

Everything is arranged clearly!

Although he was complained by a star person, Gaia selectively ignored him, and Xilia was still at home looking after the children, so it was impossible for Yegor alone to control him.

Gaia had been sitting in this coffee shop for a long time, and her buttocks were starting to feel numb, but there was still no news from Yegor and the others.

So he returned the **** Wisdom Cleaner game that made Gaia's liver hurt. He opened his task force chat group and sent a message.

VodkaForever: "It's been several hours, and you still haven't found anything?"

I, Yegor, got headshot again today: "Wow, captain, the whole team is working and you're the only one who is pretending to be a fish. How dare you talk like that!?"

VodkaForever: "Shut up the joker."

I, Yegor, got headshot again today: "I don't! Captain, stop fishing! Come and investigate together!"

Flowing SCP iron-beating radish head: "..."

A shy masked man: "..."

Agent Falk: "..."

The scene was once very embarrassing.

VodkaForever: "So, what did you investigate?"

Agent Falk: "...We have confirmed that 049 is currently lurking in this city, but the exact location remains to be investigated, but the circle is constantly shrinking. We think it is possible that he is active in the sewer The sexiest case... There was a case of a sewer worker disappearing recently, and we think it is very likely that 049 did it."

The flowing SCP is a radish head: "Otherwise, it's a good thing that Chaos did."

Gaia was taken aback, and three question marks popped out of his head: "What does this have to do with Chaos Energy?"

The flowing SCP iron-clad radish head: "Premonition."

A shy masked man: "Yes, yes, it's all Chaos' fault!"

Ciriya: "...bubbling... By the way, Chaos did a good job +1."

God TM Siriya will be bubbling, and how long has it been since Chaos hasn't played? Why can anything be thrown at them? ! This is really an organization made up of people who have blamed each other. How did they survive until now? And when they were gang-beaten by the Foundation and GOC, didn't they actually do nothing at all and just took the blame!

Thinking about it with fear, thinking about it with fear...

"...the sewer, I remember."

After saying this, Gai Yabian turned off his mobile phone and began to enjoy the quiet afternoon.

"...Is the captain always like this?"

Iris looked at the big "Forbidden Words" on Yegor's phone and couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth.

"...If you talk too much, you will cry." Yegor was silent for a while, then put the phone back in his trouser pocket, even wanting to groan.

"Hey... It's not easy for us to be subordinates now." Robert's head grew big.

Iris seemed a little dissatisfied: "Why is he resting while we do all the work?"

"Damn bureaucracy," Yegor replied.

Sword-9 has a total of 25 members if Gaia is not counted. Of course, it is impossible for them to gather together to perform tasks inefficiently. Gaia divided them into eight groups, one of which consisted of four people, and the remaining groups consisted of three. A group of people, they collect intelligence in the whole city and then announce the known information in the communication group, the efficiency is amazing.

"...I still can't accept the fact that your captain is...actually a big guy in women's clothing..."

It has been a long time, but Reznov is still struggling with Gaia. He is leaning against the corner of the wall, smoking a cigarette even though he is wearing a fully enclosed helmet. The behavior of sand sculptures is indescribable.

Also, isn't it too conspicuous that he wears such a helmet on the street? The eyes of passers-by are so strange!

"Captain is such a weird person..." Iris sighed and then said in a low voice: "Although Captain Abel is a muscular mind and cruel, at least he won't be lazy... "

Robert glanced at Reznov, who was wearing a mask and holding a cigarette in his hand, as if he was actually smoking, then reached out and took a sip of the cigarette: "...Be careful if the captain knows what you said If that’s the case, he’ll treat you to free bitter gourd juice.”

"Why is he like this?" Yuan Wei complained upon hearing the words.

Robert shook his head helplessly and patted Yuan Wei's shoulder: "Forget it, little sister, the Foundation is very real, he is the boss, he is the best at fighting, his words are more effective than us, what else can we do?" What about it? Obediently do as he said." Seeing that Iris seemed to be getting more and more upset, Robert finally realized that if he continued to black Gaia, he might cause trouble, so he gave Yegor a signal with his eyes.

Robert: "Crazy hint!"

Yegor: "Don't say it, you bastard!"

Yegor rubbed his swollen temple like Cao Li Lailai, then came to Yuanxi and patted Gaia's ass: "However, he is not without merits, although he seems to be a captain A bit incompetent but he's interesting as a friend."

"What do you mean?" This guy Gaia has harmed his team members so much, but there are still people who would say good things for him? Iris' interest was instantly aroused.

"He's just an SCP, he hasn't received sufficient professional training as an agent, and his abilities are useless in investigations and the like, so it may not be a bad idea for him to sit in a coffee shop and wait for orders under the current situation." Ye Gore took a deep breath: "His job is to deal with those enemies that we can't solve by ourselves, so these jobs that he doesn't want to do are actually our jobs."

"Then why do you say he's interesting as a friend?"

"At least he will care about everyone's lives..." Yegor shrugged: "He will not put his team members in danger for missions, and he will not betray his teammates. I remember this incident very clearly.” Thinking of the mission that suffered heavy losses in the forest Sword-9, Yegor first lowered his eyes and then remembered what happened later, and he didn’t complain so much about Gaia’s silence. : "We once suffered heavy losses due to a mission. More than half of our brothers sacrificed. Their sacrifices are meaningful to the world, but meaningless to themselves and their families. The captain does not want to see this happen. At least he hoped to get something for his team members, but unfortunately... In the end, he found that his ability was really limited, and he didn't even have a pension, which is not worth mentioning to the foundation. It can be achieved...but only he has the heart and works hard to do it. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com”

After finishing speaking, Yegor sighed and shook his head, Iris pinched her delicate chin and seemed to be lost in thought.

At this moment, Robert came over and poked Yegor's waist and said quietly: "Yes, you, why did you think of so many words? Like a dog."

With pain in his waist, Yegor stepped back a few steps and explained with a cold snort, "I tell you, people are forced out."

Robert was taken aback for a moment, Yegor's words were really too much information... What has this kid experienced? How did a good-looking young man become a licking dog? And she licks so professionally! Just now Robert suspected that he was listening to the composition!

When I go back, I have to look at the book called "How to Lick a Dog". It seems that Bright adapted it from a certain book.

Looking at Robert who was stunned, Egor clapped his hands: "Okay, we've talked for a long time, let's continue the investigation, catch the target early and go home early."

There was no cigarette but Reznov, who looked like a deep thinker, suddenly stood up. He snatched his cigarette from Robert's hand and then looked at Yegor: "Then where are we going? Can we go here?" Checked everything out."

"Where is it? Isn't there still a place that hasn't been checked?"

"......you mean?......"

"Come on, take a walk in the sewer, if you can't find 049, at least you should find a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle."

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