Chapter 134 My Kidney

   Shua!

  In an instant, several people looked at Xu Heng in unison, a little dull.

  What do you mean don't scare him away?

  This is the pollution of the Qingming solar term that was born in the area polluted by the minor cold solar term, which is almost unheard of.

  The strength of the opponent is even better, comparable to Tier 3, and its ability is unimaginable.

  Just now you said that we are just passing by, don't cause trouble, and be cautious first.

   Now he says don’t scare him away, do you want to hear what you are saying is human?

   "You guys, don't look at me like this. You can understand some things, but it's useless to talk too much about what you don't understand." Xu Heng noticed the gazes of several people, so he had to explain.

   I was also secretly shocked, how could I have such perverted thoughts?

  You still feel quite excited, why?

  It must be the influence of the pollution of the minor cold solar term, and the mind of a handsome person is easily affected.

  Yes, it must be so!

   "No, what do you mean by saying don't scare him away? You brought us in, isn't it for other purposes?"

  However, the Tomb-sweeping Festival Master's expression froze and he asked in a deep voice.

  He felt that something was wrong with Xu Heng. How could a normal person say such perverted words in such a situation.

   "Liu Xing, you think too much, he is just like this." Zhou Yanan explained for Xu Heng with a dark face.

   It means that she has more contact with Xu Heng, and knows that this guy's brain circuit is different from others, otherwise she would have misunderstood.

   "Yeah, that's how I am, don't mind."

Xu Heng also waved his hand, glanced at the rickety old man secretly again, and continued: "Didn't you realize that even if we don't look for trouble, trouble will find us, so at this time, caution is not cowardice." , but to take the initiative to attack, understand the applause!"

   "..."

  The corners of their mouths twitched suddenly.

  Especially the Qingming Festival Master named Liu Xing, nodded directly and stopped questioning Xu Heng.

  He believed Zhou Yanan's words. Xu Heng's brain circuit was not quite right, and what he said made sense at first, but when he thought about it carefully, this was not the way a normal person should think.

  In order to be cautious, you still have to take the initiative?

   Shouldn't it be normal to continue to find ways to bypass, avoid these unnecessary troubles, and leave the village as soon as possible?

   "Don't act recklessly, kid, check the situation first, the other party may not be coming for us." Zhou Yanan also hurriedly held down Xu Heng, for fear that this guy would really rush out.

   "Captain Zhou, take it easy and don't touch my place." Xu Heng said a little embarrassed.

   "???" Zhou Yanan's hair was black.

  I just grabbed the corner of your back, where did I touch you?

   "This is the waist village, and the old man is also talking about the waist. I'm a little scared when you put your hand near my waist!" Xu Heng whispered.

   Zhou Yanan clenched her teeth and clenched her fists tightly, constantly adjusting her breathing to calm herself, so as not to be tempted to beat Xu Heng on the spot.

   Too owed!

   At times like this, I'm still shrewd here.

"Look, the old man is walking with his waist bent, his hands are still covering his back, and he is chanting 'waist'. His waist will be picked off." Xu Heng suggested again.

   "Hurry up and shut up, and stay well." Zhou Yanan couldn't help it anymore, and directly covered Xu Heng's mouth with one hand.

  Xu Heng glanced at her sadly, and chose to remain silent.

   These people are too empirical, their ideas are too rigid, and they don't know how to be flexible.

  In this case, taking the initiative to attack is not to act rashly, but to take the initiative!

"he came!"

  The rest of the people also ignored Xu Heng, and stared straight ahead.

  The crooked figure was getting closer and closer, only a hundred meters away from them.

   Everyone also saw his appearance clearly.

A worn-out black-gray long dress with a few patches on it, gray and white messy hair that was scattered casually, an old face covered with wrinkles, and his mouth was still closing, muttering "waist, waist..." .

   Eighty meters!

   Seventy meters!

  Fifty meters!

  …

  As the old man got closer and closer, everyone couldn't help holding their breath slightly.

  They don't want to cause trouble, after all, it's not easy to deal with the weirdness of Tier 3.

  The most important thing is who knows how weird this place is?

  If a fight with this old thing leads to more weirdness, then there will be big troubles!

  So at this moment, they just want to wait for the old man to go away quickly, and then continue on the road.

   Twenty meters!

   Fifteen meters!

  Ten meters...

  Suddenly, the rickety old man stopped a few meters away from everyone.

   He tremblingly supported his lower back, raised his body with difficulty, and suddenly turned his head to Xu Heng and the others.

   "You... have you seen my waist?" the old man asked, his cloudy eyes were all white, and there were no pupils at all.

   Several people's scalps exploded instantly.

  The old thing found them!

   "Retreat!" Zhou Yanan immediately made a judgment and decided to retreat to avoid the old man.

   "Wait, there's also... in the back!" Suddenly, Liu Xing stopped and his voice trembled slightly.

   Several people immediately turned their heads to look behind them.

  In the dark dilapidated thatched hut, half a head poked out of the door, and a pair of dull and blank pupils were watching them.

   "It's the third level again!" Zhou Yanan's expression froze.

  This situation is completely unexpected!

  Two weird things comparable to Tier 3, this place is definitely more than a blue level, if there is one more Tier 3, it can be directly regarded as a yellow level pollution area.

   "Damn, what happened in this place?" Liu Xing gritted his teeth.

  Although there are only two third-orders at the moment, they can solve them.

   But experience tells them that there are definitely more than two third-order weirdnesses here. Once they do it, the consequences will be disastrous!

   "Have you... seen my waist?" At the same time, the old man in front spoke again.

  It seems that there is a mouthful of phlegm stuck in the throat. In the old voice, there are many sounds of air leakage, which makes people shudder.

   "Old Immortal... Bah, no, old man, are you looking for a kidney?"

  At this time, a whisper sounded, it was Xu Heng.

  Zhou Yanan and the others all stared wide-eyed.

   This guy didn't know when, he was lying on the corner of the wall, his palm still stuck to his mouth, pretending to be mysterious, and sneakily communicated with the old man.

   "My waist, yes, I'm looking for my waist, have you seen my waist!" The old man's voice was a little more excited, and he took a trembling step, walking towards Xu Heng.

   "That's right, that's right, I saw your waist, don't worry, I'll bring it to you right away!" Xu Heng replied very enthusiastically.

   Regardless of the danger of this place, he was willing to help others, and went straight to the old man.

   "Wait!" Zhou Yanan shouted to stop it, but it was too late.

  Xu Heng ran out happily like a wild horse running wild.

   "Oh? My waist, my waist..." There was a gloomy joy in the old man's muddy eyes.

   Whoosh!

  The next moment, Xu Heng suddenly disappeared.

  The old man was startled suddenly!

  Zhou Yanan and the others were also slightly taken aback.

   Immediately thereafter, a black glow flickered behind the old man, like a flash of black lightning.

   Immediately after, a black mist gushed out from behind the old man.

   "Ah..." The old man roared angrily and turned around suddenly.

  Xu Heng's figure just appeared, holding two black waists in his hands, with a smile on his face: "Old man, take a look, is this your waist?"

   "My... my waist..." The old man was startled and angry, and he was about to grab it.

"Old man, you are too careless. The kidney is actually placed in your body. You can forget it, and you are still looking for it everywhere. Fortunately, I found it for you this time. Next time, you will not be so lucky. .”

  Xu Heng lifted his waist, avoided the old man's dirty hands, and said with a straight face.

   "..."

   Several people present, including the old man, were stunned.

  God TM put the waist in the lower back and forgot.

   Fortunately, you helped find it?

   Did you find this?

   "I don't think it's the first time that your forgetfulness is the same. How about this, I will help you hide your waist this time, so you won't forget it in the future."

  Xu Heng said another sentence, and immediately turned around and ran away under the dull expression of the old man!

   "I... I... my kidney!"

  The old man reacted suddenly and flew into a rage. His gray hair almost shot up into the sky, and a large black mist rose from his body, sweeping directly to catch up.

  This speed is completely different from the trembling appearance before!

   "This..." Liu Xing and the others were dumbfounded.

  Xu Heng, what kind of operation is this?

  Picked someone else’s waist and ran away?

   The key opponent is still a third-order weirdo!

  How could he be so brave?

   "This guy still hasn't changed..." Zhou Yanan sighed helplessly with a headache.

  Back when she was in the blue polluted area of ​​Darong City, she knew Xu Heng's virtue.

  Selling door gods, hooking up with Wei Wei, calling them brothers, and robbing houses!

   Now go pick other people's weird kidneys!

   Normal, normal!

   I even have to add that he is more restrained than before!

   "Team Zhou, Team Zhou..."

  At this moment, a furtive voice suddenly came from not far behind them.

  Zhou Yanan was startled, it was clearly Xu Heng's voice.

   Several people turned their heads to look quickly, and then their eyes widened.

  Xu Heng actually got rid of the old man and came back.

  But this guy is now hiding at the door of the dilapidated hut, standing behind the half head, and the head is just above the half head, and he is greeting them with a playful smile.

   "???"

   Several people were stunned for an instant.

   If you want to hide, just hide, and then directly attack!

  But what do you mean by sticking behind someone's back and not making a move, and greeting us from a long distance?

   Have you ever wondered what it's like to have that half head between us?

   Didn't you see that both eyes are staring up at you with all your strength, and the wrinkles on your forehead are all suppressed?

   "Captain Zhou, do you think I'm holding my tongue? I am lying in ambush behind this idiot. I will close the door later and give him a hard pinch on the forehead to see if he is confused!"

  At this time, Xu Heng put his hand close to his mouth again, crossed the half of his head, whispered to Zhou Yanan and the others, covered his mouth and laughed!

   Zhou Yanan and the others are numb!

   You don't need to whisper, do you?

   "Brother, I'm not deaf, I can hear everything!" The half of the head sticking out of the door was also numb, and finally couldn't help twisting the direction, looking at Xu Heng!

   "What? You found out?" Xu Heng suddenly turned pale with shock, and then his face turned cold: "It seems that I can't keep you, you know too much!"

  The half of his head was startled, and then he opened his mouth to curse: "My mother..."

   Poof!

  A dagger was stuffed directly into its mouth.

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  (end of this chapter)