Chapter 1054 is all dead to Lao Tzu! (Look for a monthly pass!)

  Li Shixin’s Weibo.

  With the huge traffic blessing of hot search, a large number of melon-eating people arrived at the scene. When people saw Muyang dogs with IDs and pretenders, and the comments they made after they were caught in Li Shixin’s fishing routine, they instantly

  Xinye’s Weibo comment area has become a sea of ​​joy!

   "Oh, fucking, I can’t do it anymore, my aunt’s squirting out of laughter at noon! This Li Shixin is so funny, the operation is so beautiful! Decisively fanned."

"Before, when I watched movie reviews in Maoyan, I was so angry that some people really didn't pretend to be forced. They all said that they are quoting the scriptures. They look very knowledgeable, but they don’t use punctuation. There are spaces in the whole process. The kind of sentence-breaking-you can't beat them. Someone finally gave a bad breath! Comfortable!"

   "Explain what pretends to be-everything lacks talent to support the show! Laughing to death, Maoyan, this group of well-known big men, today is considered ruthless! Dare to say and dare to do, Teacher Li is awesome!"

"I was the creator of several groups when the Maoyan Critic Network was first established, but I haven't played it for two years. Nothing else, just because Maoyan is getting more and more foul! Some film critics are messed up with chicken paws. The same, it looks quite artistic, but it is not a fart! I was not interested in science fiction films and didn't want to watch "The Wandering Earth", but I was going to buy tickets for today's Teacher Li's wave!"

"Maoyan Shadow Critic Network is really stupid now, especially the low-scoring film reviews and short reviews. Very brainless! Put yourself at the height of the history of film development in China and the world. Whenever everyone applauds, he will sing the opposite. Some are very vulgar or extremely niche, but they don’t have the brain to show off in order to show themselves. Teacher Li is so good! Unhealthy trends, such a person should have come out to cure them long ago!"

"Maoyan did have a lot of talented users in the early days. You will find that many classic film reviews are 9 years ago and 10 years ago, but when you click in to see their homepage, you find that they have not been updated for a long time. Something is gone, and it seems to have left this community.

   And new users are mixed; many clearly good movies are sprayed with nothing, and sprayed to no level, the lines between the lines show their naive and superficial side-no doubt about others is allowed.

  Once you find that you disagree with yourself, this is the opposite of vulgar language, and then it will be a battle of cursing you stupidly. So in the past two years, I rarely refer to the ratings of Maoyan to influence my decision on whether or not to go to the movies. So Director Li doesn’t need to be angry about Maoyan’s score. Word of mouth is good, and it’s more important than any score! "

  "Hot search, you will pay for my cosmetics! The wrinkles that I can easily eliminate with the essence are laughed out again!"

  With the influx of a large number of people who eat melons, especially the netizens who have suffered a lot from the Maoyandian website, a lot of complaints, those who have been linked to ID Muyang dogs and pretending to commit private messages are blown up!

  Those ridicules and DISS replies directly caused a considerable number of Muyang dogs and pretenders to die on the spot, or emptied Weibo and renamed, or simply deleted Weibo and Maoyan clients.

  There are still some so-called cat-eye elites, those top Muyang dogs and pretenders, who have no choice to retreat.

  But Qunzhao, who is against the whole network, has completely gone to the end of anger and anger!

   "What's wrong with "Kafka" is fake? I've watched too many films, so what if I remember a few of them? What the stupid director shoots is shit, why don't people tell me?"

"About Kafka's film review, I sent it right. I also admit that I have never watched this movie. The film reviews are all made up by me. But Hollywood movies are better than Chinese ones. You never know that. Don’t admit it? If you don’t talk about other issues, just say "The Wandering Earth"! A sci-fi that doesn't make sense in logic, you are right to brag about science fiction without thinking? What Wandering Earth project, what Jupiter's gravitational acceleration, what refusion engine. Blind few Doing a few concepts is hard science fiction? Sand sculptures, have time to watch "A Space Odyssey"! That is the real classic!"

  Watching the few Muyang dogs and pretending criminals who were still fighting against the trapped beasts and pretending to be criminals, netizens burst into happier laughter.

"You laughed so hard at me. The **** who said that logic **** just now doesn't make sense. Didn't he still say in the comment area that the setting part of "Wandering Earth" is the only highlight of the movie because it copied "Kafka" Why are you relegated to a **** now?"

   "Don't say it, it means that the things that stick to his beautiful dad and Hollywood aunt are the highlights, and the things that are not are the shit! Hahahaha!"

   "Nima, I'm so ridiculous, this is really a well-known double standard! Old yin and yang!"

  "This @猫眼影神, here I can explain to you, in fact, several concepts in "The Wandering Earth" have a physical basis, not entirely the unwarranted fantasies of the screenwriter and director.

  For example, the phenomenon of gravitational slingshot, which is a commonly used method for aircraft acceleration. When we launch vehicles to celestial bodies other than the earth, we often apply them to other planets or celestial bodies as "gravitational slingshots" to save fuel, time and planning costs. The more classic may be the Cassini probe of the United States, which was launched from the earth to the destination Saturn on October 15, 1997, but with only a small amount of fuel. It used the ejection of Venus on April 26, 1998, the second ejection of Venus on July 24, 1999, and the ejection of Earth on August 18, 1999, and then in December 2000. Using Jupiter’s ejection on the 30th, it finally reached Saturn on July 1, 2004.

   Another example is the heavy nuclear fusion engine. We often hear that fusion is light nuclear fusion, that is, the hydrogen fusion reaction turns into helium and releases huge energy, which is also the main way for the sun to generate energy. What mankind can do is to use hydrogen atoms to carry out uncontrollable nuclear fusion (hydrogen bomb), but helium is not the end of nuclear fusion. He can continue to fuse to produce carbon, and carbon can continue to fuse to produce silicon, that is, helium-4→carbon-12 →Silicon-28.

  The fusion process starting from “silicon” is: silicon-28→sulfur-32→argon-36→calcium-40→titanium-44→chromium-48→iron-52 (iron-56).

The energy released by   refusion is much larger than the energy released by a hydrogen bomb explosion. Of course, the temperature required for refusion is much higher and the pressure is much higher to achieve. In the movie, nuclear fusion using rocks as the main fuel is this process. It is theoretically feasible. "

  In the face of another wave of diss from netizens, especially the patient science popularization of individual netizens, the Mu Yang dog, who has been completely embarrassed and turned into anger, is completely blown up!

"@书山有路, 艹! It seems that you know it well? When can a group of keyboard guys teach your dad? I have seen a lot of people like you! The headlines on the Internet are the same as scientists. In reality Kick your feet and eat instant noodles! Climb for Lao Tzu!"

  Looking at the well-known tycoon whose ID is called "Cat Eye Shadow God" turned on the **** mode, the netizens were already laughing forward and backward.

  What Nima said. Why are you so like himself!

  Faced with the name and insult of "cat eye shadow god", the netizen with the Weibo ID of "Shushan Youlu" did not give verbal response.

  Instead, I sent a photo directly in the comment area.

  In the photo, there is a cluttered desk full of teaching plans and project materials.

  On the desk, an elegant man in his forties, holding up his mobile phone, showing his Weibo ID. And his other hand is showing a document to the camera.

  What kind of document is that?

  The cover of the certificate is engraved with a blue plum garland. In the middle of the garland is an open book and a rocket rising from the book. Next to the trail of the rocket, is a year-1958!

  The middle of the certificate clearly reads "University of Science and Technology of China, School of Earth and Space, Academic Staff Pass".

  Seeing such a certificate, countless netizens who watched monkeys were shocked.

   What surprised them even more was the latest speech of "Cat Eye Shadow God"!

   "@书山有路, a technical school teacher, what's that awesome? Lao Tzu works as a supervisor in a foreign company, with an annual salary of more than three million yuan, you count it!"

  It was this statement that completely detonated the entire comment area!

   "Fuck me, I can't do it! How can there be such a stupid person in this world who likes to act so hard?"

   "@猫眼影神, brother, I beg you! Hurry up and go to Dekang to talk about cross talk! This noon, I think you laughed more in comments than in the first half of the year!"

   "My **** head has already laughed. I can't do it, I can't do it, brothers, my stomach hurts."

  "I just laughed and threw up. I really laughed to the point of retching. It's not exaggerated! The technical school teacher replied to me with a screenshot. All future unhappiness depends on this reply."

"@猫眼影神, I beg you, brother, don’t show off. Return the **** foreign company director with an annual salary of 3 million? If you pass the college entrance examination, you should understand what this certificate represents! That’s not a technical school! That’s China The University of Science and Technology, referred to as the University of Science and Technology of China!"

"Oh, I really can't do it anymore. This group is too funny to understand! Too talented in comedy! 985, 211, double first-class, top ten national competitiveness colleges and universities, have you become a technical school? If President Ren Guo Mo reads your comments, I am afraid he will jump out of the coffin and scold the street!"

   "The coffin board of the first principal Guo Moruo can't hold it down!"

   "Yan Jici, Hua Luogeng, Qian Xuesen, Zhao Zhongyao, Guo Yonghuai, Zhao Jiuzhang: What? So we turned out to be technical school professors?"

  "More than 60 academicians of the University of Science and Technology Alumni Association said: What? I turned out to be a graduate of technical school?!"

  Following countless laughing and peeing netizens frantically complaining and dissing, the cat eye shadow **** who has been persistent, finally can't stand it.

  When many alumni and students of the University of Science and Technology of China heard the news and were ready to argue with this "three million annual salary foreign company executive", they found helplessly

  The Weibo account of "Mao Eye Shadow God"

   has been logged out!

  Drops!

  Received cheers value, 5712233 points!

  Airport.

  Looking at the complete extinction of Muyang dogs and pretenders on Weibo, and receiving a lot of cheers from Weibo netizens, Li Shixin laughed and closed his laptop.

  Fight with the old man?

  In this world, there is no one who can't be treated by an old man!

   Just when he put away his notebook and was about to walk out of the airport.

  His mobile phone rang suddenly.

  Seeing the phone on the screen, Li Shixin frowned.

   hiss.

  How come this phone number looks so familiar?

  Looking at the number for a long time, Li Shixin lined his forehead.

Hi!

  Isn’t this just the phone number from Zhou Weilu, the operation manager of the cat eye shadow review network that Li Juan sent to herself just now!

  People are getting old and have a bad memory

   humble, poor,

   Sighed, Li Shixin answered the phone.

On the    side, Zhou Weilu seemed to have lost his butt, and he was crying.

"Mr. Li! Mr. Li didn't take you to play like this! You are uncomfortable looking at those low-scoring comments, and you can't look down on users who belittle your new film. You can match them with them. This is your freedom. But you can't. Dig a hole for our platform! You did a fake movie phishing like "Kafka", which has had a great impact on the credibility of our Maoyan Critic Network! Teacher Li, hold your hand up, and quickly cut off the two pictures. Delete the "Kafka" feature page on Weibo and the film review website! We will immediately adjust the rating of "The Wandering Earth" back to 9.3, and I promise you! From then on, our cat eyes will definitely strengthen Low-scoring review control, especially for your movies, will never happen again for unwarranted belittling and delaying your movie box office sales!"

  Listening to Zhou Weilu’s screaming voice, Li Shixin could even feel the image of a bald man talking to himself while wiping his sweat on the phone.

  The attitude of the other party, this time it was so much stronger than before.

  But the other party's request.

  Can Lord Xin agree?

  Of course not!

   "Manager Zhou, how did this make it?"

  The corners of his mouth were raised, and Li Shixin smiled.

  "If I delete Weibo and "Kafka" thematic pages, wouldn't it be against your Maoyan platform users' principle of seeing, talking, and commenting? If it doesn't work, it can't be deleted, it can't be deleted."

  When I heard what Li Shixin said just now, Zhou Weilu was hung up!

"Mr. Li, stay on the sidelines, so we can meet each other in the future! Don't do things so superbly. Your fans are now spreading screenshots everywhere. If it really pushes us into a hurry, we won't be able to get along in the future. ."

  Yo!

  It’s okay, young man, he’s very hard to speak!

  Li Shixin smiled faintly, and raised two sword eyebrows.

"Why, Manager Zhou, I think my Weibo fans have an influence on Maoyanshadow.com? This is easy to do. You can take time to visit my Weibo and have a face-to-face interaction with my fans! More with my fans If we communicate, they will naturally speak nice things to you on the platform, right?"

  Listening to Li Shixin coming back again with his lines just now, Zhou Weilu went crazy!

   "It is true that you are a popular director, but you think it over, we are the most professional film review platform and film promotion platform in China! Teacher Li, you can think about it!"

   Faced with a roar from the phone, Li Shixin smiled coldly.

  "The most professional movie platform? Sorry, you think things are optimistic. In the future, the word "professional" will have nothing to do with you Maoyan. It doesn't matter!"

  No longer with Zhou Weilu's ink, Li Shixin hung up with a snap.

  Drops!

  Received an extremely [Angry] [Fear] additional negative cheer value from Zhou Weilu, 1512 points!

   Calmly accepting the last wave of cheers, Li Shixin put his mobile phone into his trouser pocket, humming lewd words, and walked out of the airport exit.

   "God! Why did you come out! I've been waiting for a long time, and I'm waiting for you to come and prepare for the first scene in the afternoon! Why is it so late?"

   "Something happened on the road, it took a while."

  Looking at Xu Ge, who was holding the pick-up card at the exit, Li Shixin smiled and narrowed his eyes kindly.

  Under Xu Ge's response, he boarded a large van parked on the side of the street, and galloped towards the Qingdao Film and Television Base!

  　PS: At the end of this month, there will be a double monthly pass. Those brothers and sisters who have monthly passes in their hands will save it for Erdu! Thank you, big brothers and sisters!

  　　

  　

  (End of this chapter)