Chapter 296 The Divine Comedy is Surprised! (Seeking monthly ticket, seeking subscription)

  Looking at Li Shixin, who was blushing like Crayon Shin-chan on the stage, clutching his abdomen, stirring his legs and twisting, he took a deep breath.

  The blue veins on Pan Tianyi's forehead throbbed.

  Can you have more accidents, old man!

  Do you use the show stage as a kindergarten?

  Backstage, the director and deputy director who was directing the live broadcast, together with a group of choreographers, heard the unplanned changes in the live broadcast of Li Shixin, and they were also petrified.

  "Director, what should I do?" On-site director Hu Yazhou saw that the scene suddenly fell into the cold due to this unexpected situation, and immediately asked aloud through the walkie-talkie.

  "What else can I do?!"

  The deputy director Sun Yazhou has gone crazy.

  As the senior production team who disagreed with Li Shixin, an older trainee, to participate in the show from the beginning, now he gritted his teeth with hatred.

  As the executor of the show, he thought of all kinds of problems that might be good from the moment when Li Shixin officially participated in the show.

  But he never expected that this sixty-six-year-old trainee would suddenly urinate frequently during the live broadcast!

  Old people, it’s really deadly!

  Let him go ahead...

  Tianmu Entertainment has spent 20 million in its operations and public relations during this period in order to hold white tea. Sun Yazhou could almost imagine that the boss of Tianmu Entertainment would be furious when he called after the show was over.

  Yes...Don’t let this old man participate in the show ahead of time?

  His mother really wanted to pee her pants on the live show because of frequent urination, so the whole program group will definitely be sprayed into scum by the public the next day!

  Rao is Sun Yazhou with nearly ten years of experience in directing variety shows. At this time, he couldn't help but feel numb.

  This soaking in the urine of a sixty-six-year-old man... It's fatal... It's too fatal...

  Gritting his teeth, after repeating his mind, Sun Yazhou picked up the intercom in his hand and sighed directly to Pan Tianyi at the scene.

   "Let him go..."

  ……

   "Since this is the case. Then... the Huaqi team will come first!"

  Hearing the instructions of Sun Yazhou in the in-ear earplugs, Pan Tianyi tried his best to get out of the madness, and said with emotion.

  "Okay! Thank you tutor for your understanding, thank you for your understanding!"

  Li Shixin "If Meng is amnesty", he bowed to Pan Tianyi and others.

  Seeing Ba Jiushi Sanxiao behind him was still standing there, stunned and stunned, and said, "Go on stage, what are you doing in a daze?"

  Looking at Li Shixin taking a pee and grabbing the C position in the first round of Tianmu Entertainment's first-round stage, the three views of Bajiushi three small schools have been turned upside down!

  (﹃), (﹃,), (﹃)……

  This is also OK?

  This is the first round of leaving the country alone, the first in line to perform, a proper C position!

   Glancing at the three little ones who looked at the broken pieces, Li Shixin smiled contemptuously.

  Lian "Initiation and victory can be achieved through the activation of subjective abilities based on the real situation, and certain conditions can be obtained by the inferior and passive from the superior and active."

   and "Take care of all aspects of the overall situation, grasp the strategic hub, focus on the most important and decisive issues and actions, and promote the development of the overall situation."

And "should adapt to situations, act in accordance with the situation, not stick to one pattern, not obey the old rules, flexibly use forces and tactics, what weapons to fight what battles, what battles against what enemies, what battles at what time and place; Avoid harm, exploit strengths and circumvent weaknesses, make full use of all the enemy’s weaknesses, give full play to all their strengths, and be good at creating many local advantages and local active positions when they are in a disadvantaged and passive position in the overall situation, and then seize the overall advantages and initiative."

  You don’t know this simple basic military theory, and you don’t know how to use it. Do you still want to be a traffic star?

Ah!

  Nine-year compulsory education, "On the Protracted War" should be included in the compulsory course!

  In the gritted teeth of Bai Cha and others, Li Shixin took the three inexplicably Bazjiushi three and took a C-position three small, handed the background music U disk in his hand to the live choreographer, and walked onto the stage.

  "Thank you, we are the Huaqi group, and I’m Li Shixin. This is Chen Shi, Lu Jiu and Cheng Ba. Next, our group will bring you two shows. One jump, one sing. I hope you enjoy them."

  When Li Shixin told the audience that he would have two shows, the trainees beside the stage were suddenly dissatisfied.

   "Is it funny? Two shows!"

  "Ten minutes of performance time, how can the performance be finished?"

   "Isn't it funny?"

  In the midst of discussions, Li Shixin and Sanxiao stood still in the middle of the stage.

   "Old teacher, are you sure you want to come to that dance?"

  Seeing that Li Shixin has turned his back to the auditorium, posing in a dancing pose, Ba Jiushi grinned.

  Looking at the hesitation on Sanxiao’s face, Li Shixin temporarily turned off Mike and smiled: "Want to be in the top ten of the popularity list?"

"miss you!"

   "Want to be famous?"

"miss you!"

   "Want to make a C-position debut?"

"miss you!!!"

   "After listening to the old man's arrangement, you guys get wet and your popularity rises?"

"Ok!"

   "Now you are standing, is it C position?"

"Yes!"

   "Then jump."

"Oh."

   was dealt with by Li Shixin in a few words, San Xiao suppressed the hesitation in his heart and turned around silently.

   Seeing Li Shixin grabbed the C position in an extremely fatal way, the sand sculpture netizens who came to watch the battle were already laughing and crying at this time;

   "Sir, is this a routine, right? This is definitely a routine!?"

  "On Lu Ziye, I believe in the world that I am second, and no one dares to say that I am the first! Believe in the Lord is awesome!"

   "Sir, I can only give you 40 points for the routine of urinating frequently to grab the C position! Because I attracted the duty manager when I was at work, I was deducted 60 yuan after watching this video of you."

  "Hey, hey, can you understand the elderly? Maybe Xinye is really urinating? Looking forward to Xinye's show!"

  At the same time, the young fans who came out of the shadow of frequent urination also burst out barrages;

  "Uncle, I beg you, go home and go to health!"

  "Brother mentor, don't be fooled by him! This old man is obviously leaning on his old man and robbing him of the C position."

   "Stop being a monster on this stage!"

  "Go home with bubble tea, stroll around the birds, and just take a bit of Liuwei Dihuang Wan, grandpa, I beg you!"

   "Why are you disgusting babies here! Oh my god! What did I do wrong, **** you want to punish me like this?!"

   "Jump! Let this old man jump! I'm going to see, he dared to be the first to play, but I want to see how good his show is!"

  Amidst the disturbing barrage, the scene finally played the background music in the U disk.

With a hint of naughty in the dynamic, a hint of magic in the naughty, a hint of magic in the magic...The prelude to the waves sounded, and Li Shixin and San Xiao, who turned their backs to the audience, twisted. butt.

  Deep~Deep,Deep~Deep,

  "PPAP,

  Ihaveapen, Ihaveanapple.

  Ah~~

  Apple-pen!

  Ihaveapen, Ihavepineapple.

  Ah~~~

  Pineapple-pen!

  Apple-pen~Pineapple-pen……

  Ah~~~!

  Pen-Pineapple-Apple-pen!"

  The song is very short, and the dance is even shorter.

  A total of less than a minute.

  With Li Shixin’s incomparable facial expressions and enchanting body movements, this song is so magical that you can fully remember the lyrics and melody after just listening to it...

   got into the ears of every live audience and the live audience, and echoed in their hearts!

  Then, the repeated loop mode was turned on.

  Ihaveapen, Ihaveanapple. Ah~~

  Ihaveapen, Ihaveanapple. Ah~~

  (﹃), (﹃), (﹃), (﹃)……

  Until Li Shixin and Sanxiao had finished their performance, they stood firm on the stage for half a minute, and both offstage and on the live screen were all petrified and quiet.

  Everyone, dumbfounded.

   "Ahhhhh! I'm blind, I'm blind!!!"

   "No way, what kind of song is this, what kind of dance is this? Go away! Go away from my mind, my soul!!!!"

"God, why, why did you let me hear this song, I don’t want to remember, I don’t want a single cycle in my heart, save me, save me! I’m full of this old man now, my mind is full of this song song!"

   "Devil! This must be the devil's spell, right?!"

  "Believe you, what are you special? This is a song that I only thought of when I was doing something! Fuck, it doesn't work, just listen to it again, and the single is looping in my heart!"

  "Master, Master Mo Nian, Master read silently! Forgive my grandson!!!"

   But right away, the barrage and the scene are full of wailing!

  Drops!

  Get a negative emotional cheer value, 110002 points!

  Drops!

   Get an additional [crazy] cheer value, 40108 points!

  Standing on the stage, Li Shixin, who was stroking his breath, heard two soft hums in his ears, as well as overwhelming verbal abuse and humiliation, and his old face blushed.

  If it weren't for the sake of renewing the old life, harvesting the last cheer value, such a wicked and smoky brainwashing divine song, the old man would not want to sing.

  Leeks, sorry!

  (End of this chapter)