"teacher!"

"Why do we put so many kelp outside our house?"

Janos, who had just finished cleaning the toilet, had gone out to take out the trash before, and when he came back, he saw a large pile of fresh untreated kelp on the wooden frame at the entrance of the apartment.

Then, walking to the apartment and seeing Mr. Saitama in the kitchen cooking a pot of kelp, he then asked strangely:

"You got it back?"

"So fresh, wouldn't it be you who went to the sea to find it?"

Jenos knew that the kind of fresh, unprocessed kelp was rarely sold in supermarkets, and even if there were, his teacher would not be generous enough to buy so many all at once, so he subconsciously thought it was him. The teacher of ran to the sea to practice and got it back.

"what…"

"that…"

"That was actually a chance... well, yes, I got the bargains by chance, so I took them all back."

Scratching his smooth scalp, Saitama felt that it was really cheap, and the price he paid was nothing but his own punch and a collapsed building.

Anyway, that building is not his home, and it has been abandoned, so if it is broken, it will be destroyed. He doesn't mind too much.

"It turns out to be the case. It's okay. Eat more fresh kelp to resist radiation, prevent and treat goiter, lose weight, beautify your skin, lower blood lipids, blood pressure and blood sugar!"

"And, teacher, do you know?"

"I heard that kelp is better for hair. Although there is no exact medical explanation, kelp contains a variety of vitamins, especially carotene, which can be converted into vitamins. There are also a lot of nutrients such as sulfur-containing protein, which are great for hair. benefit…"

"what!"

"Sorry, teacher, I..."

While speaking, he suddenly realized that he was standing in front of Jenos with a bright and bald head, and quickly shut his mouth, not intending to continue talking about the hair.

"I didn't say anything..."

"Teacher, are you free?"

"correct!"

"Teacher, do you need me to invite the Master Anne Magician next door to come and enjoy it? After all, so many kelp, even if you add me, I guess I won't be able to finish it for a few days, right?"

Realizing that his teacher's face was not very good-looking, Janos hurriedly started to change the subject.

To be honest, for his own teacher’s hair problem in Saitama, he had given advice before, suggesting that the other party wear a handsome wig like himself, but in the end, after knowing the specific price of a wig, he 'S teacher still firmly refused.

"No need."

"I ran into her when I came back, and she said she doesn't eat kelp, at least she doesn't eat the ones I brought back."

Saitama didn't care about Janos anymore, but began to study the fresh green kelp tumbling under the soup in his pot.

He suddenly felt that it seemed necessary for him to eat more to see if his hair could grow back under the nourishment of the sulfur-containing protein nutrition of kelp?

"what?"

"She won't eat?"

"But…"

"I think these kelp are good, fresh and plump, why doesn't she eat it?"

Jenos is a little puzzled. He has eaten here for many days and found that his Saitama teacher's craftsmanship is quite good. In fact, if a person is poor for a long time, there is only a small amount of money to choose carefully and buy food every day. If it is, he is always able to hone his cooking skills, and he has a deep understanding of this.

"do not know."

"Maybe the little girl likes to be picky eaters..."

Saitama said uncertainly.

He didn't want to say to his disciple at all: At that time, the bad girl watched him pull the kelp from the head of the weird person with her own eyes. The source of the kelp was nothing like what he just said. It's just as simple as the'bargain' that happened by chance.

"So it is!"

"Then teacher, please eat more later!"

"??"

"Why should I eat more?"

"Do not!"

"It's nothing, teacher, please don't mind!"

"..."

"baffling…"

…

When bald-headed Saitama was cooking kelp in his own home, preparing to have a kelp meal with his disciples, to see if he could help his hair that had been “closed door” for many years. In the no-man’s land where the kelp weird appeared, a group of weird-looking heroes were bitterly investigating and successfully recovered the two seriously injured A-level 29th golden **** and A-level 33rd springs. beard.

This time, after investigation by the Heroes Association, they found that there was no problem in the downtown area and the central residential area of ​​Z City, while the no-man’s land was very problematic, because the two A-level heroes teamed up and were quickly defeated by strangers. That is enough to prove that the weird people lurking in no man's land have at least the disaster level of'tiger', and it is said that there is more than one similar monster?

Anyway, at the place where Saitama punched the kelp monster just now, the heroes of the Heroes Association who were appointed by the Heroes Association to come for reinforcements and investigations are the 6th A-level Aoyan and the A-level 20th. Lightning Max, the 27th A-level Smiling Superman, and an unknown guy were at the scene looking at the destroyed building in a daze.

"too frightening…"

"what is happening?"

"do not know…"

"What is this?"

"..."

"What kind of monster is it that can beat a building like this after going crazy?"

"At least it's a tiger, right?"

"No! I think it might be a ghost!"

"Ghost, ghost class?!"

Looking at the oblique building in front of me, I don’t know what means to knock out a huge gap that is facing the sky obliquely, and then look at the other small gap behind the building that is also in a straight line of attack. , The four A-level heroes present only felt two tremors, and they didn't know what to say.

"Well, whether it's a ghost or a tiger, it shouldn't be something that our A-level heroes can handle. Let's investigate it on the spot and report it truthfully."

"Also..."

"As for City Z, it seems that it will definitely be necessary to continue investigation and surveillance in the future."

"I am very sure of that!"

Soon, after they discovered that the weird people or monsters that appeared in the no-man’s land in Z City were beyond their ability to deal with, they hurriedly started to work, planning to investigate, and then wrote a random report, and finally left this place. Dangerous place.

After all, being able to easily knock down two A-level heroes and tying that building into that existence is definitely not something that these four mere A-level heroes can handle.

"Well?"

"Hey!"

"Look, that's..."

Before long, at this time, Superman Smiling, who was about to make a hurried investigation and then returned from work, discovered that at the end of the street, in the afterglow of the setting sun, there was a huge black shadow of ‘opening teeth and dancing claws’?

"Well?"

"It seems that something is coming..."

"!"

"It won't be so unlucky, you will meet that tiger-level weird right once you come, right?"

"It's probably a ghost!"

"Hello!"

"You, you guys are enough, don't frighten people!"

"Hey!"

"What should we do, do we want to run right away?"

"run?"

"No! Those two dared to fight just now, but now we are four, and the ranking is higher than that of the two. Now that we ran, wouldn't it be embarrassing?"

"Then what do you say?"

"Take a look first, then run?"

"It makes sense!"

"..."

The 6th A-level Qing Yan, the 20th A-level Lightning Max, the 27th A-level Smiling Superman, and an unknown guy are all huddled together in a tight formation, wanting to see the distance What kind of an amazing guy is the weirdo that comes out at the end of that quiet and bleak street!

If the opponent is the kelp weirdo who defeated the golden ball with the 29th place in the hero rank A and the spring beard who ranked the 33rd in the hero rank A, the four of them might be able to fight.

But if the other party was another unknown weird who had beaten the building in front of him into that miserable look, then they would have to find a way to escape quickly.

Soon, the black shadow of ‘opening teeth and dancing claws’ got closer and bigger and bigger, and they didn’t see clearly until the other side turned out of the corner of the street:

It turned out that it was an eight or nine-year-old girl with blond hair and blue eyes, who was cute, lively, and leaping on this deserted street?

"Hey?"

"It doesn't seem to be a weirdo, but a little girl?!"

"!"

"wrong!"

"Isn't she the little girl who barely passed the level with 70 points a while ago and was rated as the last 389th in the C-level?"

"you sure?"

"Of course! I have seen her information, just passed the line with 70 points, and I don't know why she was promoted without finishing the physical test."

"It's really messy, now even a little girl can be a hero?"

"This thing is weird!"

"Okay! We can't take care of the things that were decided above, so we should quickly clean up and see if there are any valuable clues around, take some photos, and then extract the remaining tissues, and then we will go back quickly."

"Um!"

Obviously, these four people have not heard of certain things about the sixth venue of the hero selection. Of course, it is also possible that the secret work of the Heroes Association headquarters is well done?

But no matter what, when they discovered that it was not a tiger-level weird or ghost-level monster that was coming from a distance, they breathed a sigh of relief, and then began to concentrate on working again.

For example, taking photos of the battle traces on the ground and the damaged parts of the building for evidence, and at the same time using evidence bags to collect the kelp fragments scattered on the ground, and so on.

"Hey!"

"That little C-level guy over there, it's dangerous here, there are terrible weirdos in it, that's not something you can handle, you should go home quickly!"

"For investigation or something, it is enough to have people like us."

I thought that Little Annie came after receiving the notice of request for help and investigation issued by the Headquarters of the Heroes Association. Therefore, the 20th A-level Lightning Max hurried over and looked at their little boy curiously. The girl reprimanded.

"Eh?"

(???.???)????

"But, they didn't come to find weird people and investigate..."

(°ー°〃)

Annie was stunned for a moment, wondering why the four strange birds in front of her said that.

"no?"

"This is no man's land, so what are you doing here?!"

Hearing that Annie said it was not here to find weird people and investigate, that Lightning Max was even more surprised.

"Well…"

?o(′～`●)

"I just had nothing to do after I was full, so I picked a cactus flower and played with it, and now that cactus is chasing people all over the street!"

(????-)?

First, she subconsciously looked at the little red flower in her hand, Annie hurriedly hid it behind her back with her hand, and then made a big grimace at the nosy strangers in front of her. .

"The cactus is looking for you?"

"How can fairy and cactus find..."

"what!"

"Could you mean that the cactus is also a weird person?"

Startled for a moment, and soon Lightning Max reacted and asked strangely.

"Of course!"

(*^▽^*)

"That cactus weirdo is very powerful. If you run into it later, you must run quickly!"

(^▽^)

"Don't talk about it, people have to slip away quickly, otherwise it won't be nice to be caught by it later..."

???(?)????

"Goodbye everyone~!"

ヾ(⌒?⌒*)SeeYou?

After finishing talking, Annie greeted the four busy people, and then hurriedly carried Tibbs, her bear cub, and continued to jump forward.

"Remember!"

ヾ(^▽^*)))

"If you are the weird person you met, you must run quickly!"

(???c)

Before reaching the next corner of the street in front, Annie kindly turned her head back and gave a loud reminder to the four strange uncles.

"..."

"laugh!"

"What kind of cactus weirdo, never heard of..."

"Me too."

"Okay, leave her alone, let's get to work!"

"You think, how good is a little girl who is the last little girl in the C-level who is afraid and has a chance to run away?"

"Too!"

"It would be great if we could have a wolf rank, such a monster, we can easily deal with it with just one shot!"

"As long as it's not the kelp weirdo and the unknown monster, hurry up and finish the work here first!"

"clear!"

The four people laughed and communicated for a while, but it seemed that none of them took the words of the little girl who just hopped around in the no-man's land to heart, and continued to work on their own affairs.

However, a few minutes later...

The four people who just uttered cynicism, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, had extremely distorted and hideous expressions, foamed at the mouth and incontinence, and fell on this piece of gold, lying on the 29th place in the A grade. The ball and the A-level 33rd Spring Beard are two A-level heroes on the road.

"Pooh!"

"If you dare not say anything, you still want to fight with me, now you know it's wrong?"

"Deserve it!"

That's right, the one who is talking and spitting towards the ground is undoubtedly the cactus vegetative ball!

Just now, I followed a little girl here with a bad heart. There was only one of the two small red flowers on her head. She kindly asked the four A-level heroes for directions, but the answer was a mockery. As well as the counter-attack cactus shooter ball, of course, it was an acupuncture attack that rudely nailed all the dead people into hedgehogs.

Then, their idiots fainted with gorgeous pain under the effect of the ten times the painful poison needle on it.

"Hmm..."

"The fragrance of flowers seems to be on this side..."

"That's right!"

"That guy must have ran here, no! You must get my little red flower back quickly!"

After speaking, after smelling the faint scent remaining in the air, the ball no longer cared about the four people who did not know the so-called, and instead stepped firmly on its short legs, following the remaining floral scent in the air. The trajectory caught up.

but…

Seeing that after it ran, there hasn't been an adult man walking as fast as a normal walk. It's just a little difficult to chase a nasty little girl who is jumping and leaving?

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