Song Tan Jishi

v1 Chapter 315: 315. None of My Business

  Chapter 315 315. None of my business

  Zhang Yanping took Sun Shouping up the main road, came to the old house, bypassed the busy construction site and went up to the back mountain.

  In the woods of the back mountain, apart from a group of chirping chickens, there is also a spacious pigsty.

  A goose was lying on the pile of leaves in a daze, when it heard someone coming, it made a "quack" at this moment, and Doudou looked at the two of them.

  I didn't know if it was Sun Shouping's illusion, but he always felt that the goose's eyes looked contemptuous.

   Zhang Yanping looked very familiar:

   "Dabai, where's the king?"

   "Gah!"

   "Go to the back mountain again?"

   "Gah!"

   "Okay, I see, I'll wait here for a while."

   "Gah!"

  Sun Shouping:…

   "Why didn't you know you can speak goose before?"

  Zhang Yanping laughed: "I can speak dog language! You don't know the dogs you raise, they are all smart! What do children think, you just talk to them according to this logic."

  Sun Shouping: …Thank you, I don’t know about my dog.

  However, this is nothing. Many pets can match the truth with the false after they have been raised for a long time.

  I just changed my mind, but I saw a weird pheasant suddenly coming out of that weird, long chicken coop.

  Sun Shouping was stunned.

   Taking a look, he saw that the pheasant had gone a long way, and the tail feathers hadn't come out of the chicken coop. He let out another "shit" and looked at Zhang Yanping with complicated eyes:

   "Yan Ping, you are very courageous, even Guoyi dares to move."

   This old Song family seems to be really amazing.

  Zhang Yanping was taken aback for a moment, and then seeing the long-tailed pheasant slowly getting up to drink water, he couldn't help cursing inwardly: "No prospect!"

  You said that you are a beautiful male bird, and you are still a national number one. Every day you either drag such a long tail to incubate eggs, or squat in the grass nest to drink water and eat grass roots...

  Do you know what your daughter-in-law has been up to?

  He went out to make out with the little cock!

   Now it's all right, the embarrassment is thrown in front of his classmates.

  At this moment, I can only cough dryly: "It's not moving, it's just trying to hatch an egg here."

   And at this moment, there was only a deep "Wow" on the top of the mountain!

   As soon as Sun Shouping raised his head, he saw a black and yellow figure rushing down like a bolt of lightning, with the force of a wild boar, as if the ground roared slightly due to its running.

  Sun Shouping: ...This is to create flying him! !

  Don't come here! !

  …

  His worries were clearly superfluous.

  Because under the hard teaching of him and Wang Zhen, the king knew from a young age that he should not jump on people casually, and the most intimate behavior for him was to stand up and put his two front paws on his master's shoulders.

  Of course, now that Qiao Qiao pampers it unconditionally, Song Tan's lower plate is as stable as a tree stump, and it will arch its big head into its arms and act like a baby again.

   But these, the two old men in front of me are not qualified.

  Now it only flew to Zhang Yanping, and then stopped quickly. The stumbling, grass, rocks and tree roots in this mountain forest are not the slightest obstacle to him, and it is obvious that he is already familiar and can't be more familiar.

   Until then, Sun Shouping turned pale and stared at the giant dog in front of him with lingering fear, almost bursting his throat—

   "This is the king? Impossible!"

  The Kangao sold in his own dog farm, to be honest, naturally cannot be top-notch in appearance, and Sun Shouping knows it well.

   Besides, Da Wang was already an adult when he followed Wang Zhen. It stands to reason that his physique should be fixed. If he eats more, he will get fat at the top. It is absolutely impossible to be like this——

  How come standing there normally makes you appear taller than a person? Not only is she taller, she even has a stronger physique!

  Look at that dog leg, how thick and strong!

   Looking up, his line of sight can only be on the same level as the red floral bib around the king's neck!

   What's wrong with the **** man being shorter!

   And what about this floral bib? It doesn't match the king's temperament at all.

  Zhang Yanping didn't notice it, after all, he could see the king every day, so he didn't feel much about his physical changes.

  At this moment, I just feel that my old classmate is forgetful: "You won't forget, will you?"

  Sun Shouping said with a dazed face: "I forgot, but I just didn't expect it to look like this now..."

   Now, how can there be a suitable female dog in the dog farm to match?

  Sun Shouping was in a trance, really unable to figure out why the dog could grow so big, and then felt a little guilty in his heart——

   "You won't really feed him good meat right?"

   What he said at the time was the best diet structure, but raising dogs normally, not everyone can support them according to this standard, isn’t it all within their ability?

  Speaking of food, Zhang Yanping felt guilty for a moment.

  Since coming here, the amount of meat that the king and the others eat every day is really worth mentioning.

  So he talked about him from left to right:

   "Are you satisfied? Did you treat these dogs badly?"

  Sun Shouping couldn't say anything anymore. Even in his kennel, there is no way to raise such a good-looking dog. Now the pressure is on his side—

   Such a great king, not to mention his dog farm, there is no one in my circle that can compare with it. Wouldn't it be a waste to get one at random?

   Also, the king looks like this, can he participate in the competition?

  Participate to get a medal, the bloodline is paired, good guy, the price is going to skyrocket again!

  In a small town like theirs, big dogs like Dawang are not very popular. But in the big cities, there are more rich people, let alone one thousand yuan a day, even if they eat ten thousand yuan, some people can afford it!

   What you want is a strong style!

  If the breeding is started, the family will become famous, and Song Tan will get money, and the king can still survive the estrus period...

  When Sun Shouping thinks that he doesn't have a suitable dog, tears will flow out of his eyes.

  He sighed dejectedly, turned his head away from looking at the king at this moment, and happened to meet Dabai's peasy eyes again.

  ! !

   This time it was really not an illusion, he really felt that the goose was looking down on him!

   Good guy! He was also angry, staring at Dabai now: "This goose is so big, it can't be stewed in one pot!"

   Turning up the corners of his mouth, he looked at Dabai proudly.

  Zhang Yanping frowned, and quickly stepped aside at this moment, shouting loudly: "It's none of my business!"

  Sun Shouping:? ? ?

Before he could ask, the big white goose's beady eyes seemed to be full of murderous intent, and then it stretched its head with the little yellow cap on it, its neck was lowered, and then its two short wings flapped Go ahead and sprint towards him directly!

   Whoo!

  I saw the lightning and flint!

  The goose mouth was like a spirit snake coming out of its hole, grabbing Sun Shouping's butt, and twisting it hard—

   "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

  (end of this chapter)