"Company commander, look at these sappers, the physical examination is like a big girl getting married, what a blushing face!"

Xu Er glanced at the other engineers in the hall and said contemptuously.

Taking a closer look solemnly, sure enough, many people were blushing, and some were still wearing their belts...

Belt?

Damn, didn't you just check your whole body yesterday?

Come again today?

"Find me a place to sit, wait!"

Zhuang Yan gave orders to his soldiers, and he also found a way to sit down and wait for the doctor to come and call for someone.

After waiting for nearly 20 minutes, the engineers of the engineer detachment have all completed the inspection.

"It's your turn, line up, I'll read the name, and come in when I read it!"

A doctor appeared at the door of the consultation room and glanced at the soldiers in the waiting hall.

"Solemn, Xu Er..."

"Company commander and company commander! It's our time!" Xu Er felt very excited that he could go to the medical examination with Zhuang Yan.

The doctor ordered two names, but didn't click down.

The two got up and walked towards the clinic.

Xu Er felt something was wrong and looked behind him.

"Captain, why are we just the two of us?"

"Let's go!" Zhuang Yan pushed him: "Why are you so long-winded!"

"Company commander, why did you find Duan Zhang just now?" Xu Er was still curious: "Why haven't I seen him?"

"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask!"

"Oh…"

Entering the consultation room, there is a desk and two chairs.

The doctor returned to the other end of the desk, and then greeted the two: "Come here."

Zhuang Yan and Xu Er stepped forward and sat down.

The doctor glanced at the two of them: "Are you both healthy?"

"It's normal!"

Zhuang Yan and Xu Er almost answered in unison.

In fact, the two of them couldn't help thinking at the same time, don't you know if it's normal? Didn't you just have a medical examination here yesterday?

Half of the doctor's face was covered behind the mask, so he couldn't see the general expression, not to mention that his eyes were full of smiles.

"I said it was that way."

"In which way?" asked solemnly.

The doctor glanced into the solemn crotch.

Zhuang Yan and Xu Er suddenly realized, and they both blushed.

"normal!"

"normal!"

The speed of the two's answers can only be described by the speed of light, lest a delay of 0.000001 seconds will cause others to question their abilities as a normal man.

There was still a smile in the doctor's eyes: "Well, in fact, I also follow the routine to ask, and I ask for nothing."

Zhuang Yan and Xu Er looked at each other.

Top you a lung!

Know that you are asking for nothing?

Are you kidding me?

The doctor may have felt the flames of resentment emanating from the two guys in special combat camouflage on the opposite side, so he quickly raised his head and explained: "It's like this, according to the selection rules of the peacekeepers, before you go abroad, you have to perform a The program of tadpole preservation."

"Tadpole?"

Zhuang Yan and Xu Er immediately looked at each other and saw horror in each other's eyes.

"Yes, the little tadpole is looking for its mother, you know? It's this little tadpole." The doctor made a rather apt metaphor.

(Actually, I don’t want to write it as a little tadpole. It’s too funny. But there is no way, you understand. However, this procedure is a must for the officers and soldiers of the peacekeeping force. Veterans who have participated in peacekeeping should be aware of it.)

As he spoke, he pushed the two forms in front of Zhuang Yan and Xu Er respectively.

"Hurry up and fill him up, and then hand it over to the nurse." He pointed to the nurse station on the right: "The nurse will give you a small bottle for tadpoles."

"No..." Xu Er couldn't help it at first, and glanced at the form, which was written in big bold letters - "Reproductive Health Questionnaire".

Looking at this watch reminded him of going back to the countryside when he was a child and seeing the breeding pigs raised in the pigpen in his second uncle's house.

"Doctor, I'm young and I don't have any targets. Why do I keep tadpoles? It's like farming. I have seeds, and I have to have a field!"

The doctor was quite direct, and did not find Xu Er's question abrupt at all, and said seriously: "It is very dangerous for you to go to Country M. You said that in case there are three long and two short ones, those who have a lover, you can leave a child for the lover, but there is no lover. Yes, you can also think of his way, there is always hope, right?"

Looking at the form solemnly, he sighed and said, "If I really sacrifice, I really don't want to have a child to drag my wife down..."

He thought of Lin Qingying.

If she is really unfortunate and glorious, she still hopes that she will find a better half in the second half of her life and forget herself and live a happy life again.

The doctor said, "You are Company Commander Zhuang, aren't you?"

Nodding solemnly: "Yeah."

The doctor said, "You are still a company commander? Let me ask you..."

Having said that, he stopped and seemed to be phrasing.

After a while, he said, "So, we're talking about something purely medical or probabilistic. Don't be angry. I know you are the reconnaissance company commander. You can't get angry when you hear it later."

Zhuang Yan murmured in his heart, getting angry?

Are you such an impulsive person?

"You tell me, I'm definitely not angry," he said.

The doctor said: "That's it, if, I mean, if, you were on a mission in country M, and unfortunately encountered an emergency, you were injured... but you couldn't die..."

As he said that, his two hands scratched in the air a few times, and his eyes began to slide into the solemn crotch again, intentionally or unintentionally.

"I don't die? What tadpoles do I have if I don't die?" Zhuang Yan was stunned.

The doctor said: "Yes, people are not dead, the tadpole nest is gone..."

Tadpole nest?

Tadpole Nest…

Xu Er suddenly made a "puff", like a balloon punctured by someone, and he hurriedly covered his mouth and ran out.

Two seconds later, Xu Ergui's laughter resounded through the hall outside.

The solemn face suddenly turned purple.

Understood.

The doctor's meaning can't be understood any more. In fact, it means that he is "eunuch"...

In terms of probability and medicine, it really comes in handy at this time, isn't it?

It's definitely science! (Don't laugh at all! I'm talking about a very serious question!)

The doctor smelled the approaching breath of death again, and subconsciously sat on the chair and slipped back one meter silently on the pulley.

"Captain Zhuang... let's say we're not angry..."

The doctor's eyes were full of fear, UU reading www.uukanshu.com was like sitting in front of an angry lion, and the other party might rush to tear him to pieces at any time.

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Fourth more.

I'm too tired tonight, I still owe one more watch, I will get up early tomorrow morning to make up for it.

In this way, tomorrow is the third watch.

I have always wanted to write about peacekeeping, and I have also collected a lot of information. There is a blue helmet comrade in the group who provided me with a lot of material. I would like to thank him here.

The story of the little tadpole is real, not fictional.

If you have the opportunity to join the army and then to participate in a peacekeeping mission, remember to eat well and sleep well during that time to ensure quality.

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