Latest website: In addition to the upcoming military training and physical fitness assessment tests, the most troublesome thing for Zhuang Yan is the internal affairs of Chen Sheng and Yuan Qingcheng.

The first thing that all military academy students have to face when they enter the military academy is internal affairs. One of the three major regulations is one of the basic principles of the military. That is a big thing.

When reporting solemnly, the teacher in charge of the reception saw that it was a growth cadre, and he almost didn't explain much. He simply said that you should go back to the dormitory and tidy up according to the regulations of the army.

But Chen Sheng and Yuan Qingcheng are different.

Captain Yu Chen explained that you, the squad leader, should give more guidance on the internal affairs of these two new students.

more guidance...

In fact, when Zhuang Yan was a recruit, the most annoying thing at first was the internal affairs.

But after becoming a squad leader, the most annoying thing is to teach new recruits internal affairs.

According to the school's regulations, all items have precise positioning and are all neat, including the number, variety and order of shoes under the bed. The orientation of towels, toothbrushes and toothpaste in the washbasin must be the same, and the clothes in the cabinet must be folded with edges and corners. , From the outside, it looks neat and layered. Each layer is about 5 cm thick. The top layer is folded with a white sheet and then covered. The surface should be completely flat.

Folding a quilt is the most basic but also the most difficult. It was all wrinkled when I just got it from the munitions warehouse. In order to fold it into a "tofu block" effect, it must be flattened first.

What's more terrible is that the school and the army are the same, they also like to hold small evaluations.

What kind of outstanding internal affairs mobile red flag, what kind of training mobile red flag, after a comparison, whoever has the highest score, take the red flag back and hang it in the dormitory.

Although this kind of red flag does not have much impact on the individual students, it has an impact on being the monitor.

For example, when it is your turn to be the monitor, how many times you have received the red flag in the class during your tenure, and how many honors you have won, these can be recorded as your personal achievements in the file.

I don't know if it's useful, it's an honor anyway, isn't it?

Of course, this kind of **** is not difficult to be solemn.

After being a monitor for a long time, he has become a professional monitor.

As a student soldier, you cannot control the rules and regulations of the entire army or military school, all you have to do is obey.

Even in the "Red Arrow" brigade back then, such matters involving internal affairs were equally strict.

Especially when the superiors come to check, the entire camp area must be sorted out and cleaned up, so as to leave a flawless and beautiful impression on the chief.

Is the floor not clean enough?

Easy!

A few toothbrushes, a few bags of laundry, and the cracks in the floor can be used as mirrors for you.

toilet?

There is only one standard, that is, you can squat in the rice bowl with the rice in it and eat without feeling the slightest nausea.

How to fix it?

Also simple.

Add a few brushes, add a few packs of toilet cleaning powder, and pour water. Don't be disgusted. You should start it. For example, for ceramic tiles, even the white cement in the cracks of the tiles can brush out the original color.

So in the past, Zhuang Yan actually liked the field training and training camp the most. As long as it is not a training camp like the headquarters reserve team, other non-backbone training camps are very easy, at least the internal requirements are not so high, the degree of freedom is much greater, and it does not matter if the training is tired. , it's true that the psychological pressure is not so great.

Watching Zhuang Yan demonstrate how to fold clothes in the locker, Chen Sheng and Yuan Qingcheng kept exclaiming beside him.

"Wow! Squad leader! How did you do it?!"

"Wow! Squad leader, does it really have to be stacked like this?"

"Yes!" Zhuang Yan answered this question that didn't need to be answered without thinking.

Yuan Qingcheng shook his big head, and said in a slightly contemptuous but extremely disgusting tone: "Squad leader, isn't this actually a superficial effort?"

Hearing this, Zhuang Yan was stunned for a moment.

It is said that the current soldiers are not easy to bring.

Changed to the former veteran, and kicked it directly.

But now it is required not to beat, not to scold, or even to be punished.

Gotta be reasonable.

Well, make sense.

Zhuang Yan asked Yuan Qingcheng, "Do you know what department you came to call this department?"

"Special operations department!" Yuan Qingcheng was as clear as a mirror in his heart.

Zhuang Yan said, "Why do you want to come to this department?"

Yuan Qingcheng was immediately embarrassed, scratched his huge head, and said shamelessly: "Actually... squad leader, I think, I am handsome and have a great body, you say, I am a person like me. But to be a special forces officer, I'm sorry for my prosperous beauty..."

...

At that moment.

The whole room 209 went quiet.

No, the whole world is quiet.

Perhaps, even the lurking mosquitoes lying on the wall in Room 209 waiting to come out at night to **** blood were awakened from their nightmares by Yuan Qingcheng's words.

A few seconds later, the entire bedroom burst into laughter that shattered the roof.

"Hahahahahaha!"

The laughter lasted for half a minute.

Han Bean Sprout couldn't help it, and said: "I used to think that I had the thickest skin, but now it seems that I think too highly of myself, Yuan Qingcheng, let me compare with you, that is the comparison between mosquitoes and cows. , can't compare!"

"That's right, fuck, I've seen shameless, never seen such shameless..." Zhou Hua from the Sirius Brigade also smiled and bent down: "But one thing is for sure, I said Yuan Qingcheng, If you were in our team back then, lurking was definitely a good player, absolutely no one can compare."

Yuan Qingcheng asked happily, "Why?"

solemnly thought, Mamabi, you still ask?

It is estimated that this fellow thought Zhou Hua was praising him.

Sure enough, Zhou Hua immediately gave Yuan Qingcheng a head-on attack: "Because we were most afraid of being disturbed by mosquitoes in the wild when we were training latently. You have such thick skin all over your body, let alone mosquitoes, you can't do anything about poisonous snakes. !"

"Hahahahaha!"

Several growth students burst into pig-like laughter again.

"Come on, are you laughing enough? If you have nothing to do, just go and sweep the corridor at the door." Zhuang Yan knew that he couldn't let a few old soldiers stay in the dormitory.

After all, Chen Sheng and Yuan Qingcheng were still unfamiliar with the army, and in the eyes of these veterans, they were simply ready-made jokes.

With such a smile, it is impossible for this internal affairs education to continue.

Han dou sprout smiled and walked out with his arms around his shoulders, and then solemnly turned his head to Yuan Qingcheng and said, "Did you see it? Do you think it's easy to be a special forces soldier? I said that before you take this major, you should learn about the special forces and special operations. How much do you know about the profession?"

Yuan Qingcheng went to scratch his big head again, scratching it for a while before saying: "Actually, I don't know much, our family and the people around us have never been there... But my dad used to be a car soldier, he said that the special forces are scouts. , very good at training people..."

Zhuang Yan thought to himself, another father who cheated on his son...

"Yuan Qingcheng, let me tell you the truth, special operations train officers of special forces, which is a bit different from the scouts your dad said."

"What's the difference?" Yuan Qingcheng asked very sincerely.

Zhuang Yan smiled bitterly and wanted to speak, but he didn't know where to start.

To explain this matter, it is impossible to explain it until the evening.

"Don't ask anything now, just follow the way I just organized the locker and the rules I said, and organize your locker for me, and I'll check it later."

After finishing speaking, he stood up from the ground, pointed to Chen Sheng who was also going to sort out his locker and said, "Chen Sheng, don't tidy up your locker first, come to me first."

Chen Sheng heard that there was no need to sort out those tofu cubes, so he happily ran to Zhuang Yan.

"Squad leader, am I qualified?"

"Qualified..." Zhuang Yan suddenly felt very tired.

He suddenly found himself out of step with the times.

It is now the 21st century~lightnovelpub.net~ I have been a soldier for five years, and now there is a generation gap between the ideas of young people and their own.

"You're still a long way off." Zhuang Yan picked up the fader and said to Chen Sheng, "I'll tidy up your hair for you before tidying up the housework."

"What's wrong with my hair?" Chen Sheng took a step back alertly.

"It's too long, and it doesn't meet the army regulations," said solemnly.

"I don't cut it!" Chen Shengyou took another step back: "I cut it before I came here, and this is the shortest."

Zhuang Yan said coldly: "It can be even shorter."

He pointed to his head, and then reached out and scratched: "The army's regulations, until the hand can't grasp it."

After saying that, he suddenly stretched out his hand like lightning, and the man followed, grabbing Chen Sheng's long hair.

"Ouch...the squad leader tap...it hurts!" Chen Sheng immediately wailed.