Stratholme God
v2 Chapter 929: zagu happy stick
Chapter 929 Zaku Happy Stick
Technology is not enough, human life comes together.
A very **** truth!
This is the Azerothian version of 'lagging behind and being beaten'.
On Earth, the ruthless billionaires were happy to be hunters in Africa a few years ago. They sat in helicopters and shot the natives who ran away with shotguns.
In Azeroth, as early as the Battle of Mount Hyjal, after the Burning Legion first used [Hellfire], an elemental creation that could be mass-produced, in front of the Alliance, countless Alliance staff have made deductions.
The results were brutal!
Except for the hero-level powerhouses, or the most elite troops in the entire alliance (especially the Trident), no alliance troops can resist the group charge of [Hellfire].
In front of these mixed monsters of earth and fire, which are generally three to six stories high and whose size is likely to be uncapped, even the city walls of Lordaeron, which had one of the few defenses in the old era, were vulnerable.
McDonald's is well-known as the bunker flow in Azeroth, and in front of the three-digit [Hellfire], it's just a joke.
Because of this, with the support of Stratholme, the Alliance vigorously promoted the [Gundam] and [Zaku] plans.
The Gundam plan is still a long way off, and the mass-produced giant mecha [Zaku] has achieved initial results.
When the sea of [Hellfire] came from afar, it was hit by the long-range artillery and fell behind. The driver of the [Zaku Zero], who was on the front line, bravely drove the mecha and rushed up.
"You guys...are you sure this is enough?" Gerbyn is a good dwarf, looking at this batch of [Zero] mechas, and then at the trident pilots, showing an expression he couldn't bear to look at again.
This kind of mecha is so ruthless to the driver, it's almost a waste of life.
Guess what the so-called zero type is?
The modified goblin logger!
That's right, it was the prototype mecha that was brought back by the venture capital company during the Stranglethorn Valley cleanup.
This thing is not only unreliable, it will lie down on its own if it jumps for a long time, and there is no safety guarantee.
The mecha power furnace will blow up by itself, and the driver will die.
The semi-open cockpit has no protection, even if a stone is thrown over, there is a high probability of being able to pilot in seconds.
Even for the sake of lightness, the seamed and patched broken iron plates on the outside of the mecha were removed. The only improvement is to replace the chainsaw in the right hand with a twelve-meter-long so-called [Dragon Spear].
Bullshit Dragon Spear, anyone who knows it knows that this is the "Taijun Happy Stick" in the Trident population!
The low-quality irons with a diameter of 30cm can barely hold up the thorns in the shape of a toilet stick. That thing is a simple trigger, and then put a big bucket of low-quality frost magic spar.
Those magic crystals that are not very reinforced and protected will explode if they are stimulated so much.
But this is exactly what the sand sculptures want.
"Duck!"
"For 柰子!"
"For more succubus!"
Fortunately, this group of hilarious people shouted in Chinese, and someone like Mai has pressed his finger on the button of their mech self-destruction device. How many idiots are really hot-headed and shout in common language or any other language that Azeroth can understand? Come out, McDonald's will help them 'loyalty'.
In this way, on this dry and hot land, the aggressive [Hellfire] group encountered a sand sculpture group that was not afraid of death.
The war between the two sides can hardly be said to be imminent.
This is downright one-for-one for the cheap version.
【Jun Muqi】eyes were red: "Yunwei, I'm going to stab you!"
This guy roared and manipulated the mecha to make an extremely standard sprinting motion, shoving the Taijun Happy Stick into the chest of the six-story-high Hellfire in front of him.
The hellfire in front of him was defenseless, or rather, in its poor wisdom, there was no concept of defense at all.
Its mighty rock body can trample down all enemies shorter than it. The enemy's melee counterattack will be engulfed by the fel flames that linger all over the body. It has only one thing to do: destroy all living non-demon beings with its massive stone fist.
Translation Translation is:
Hellfire: I bet you can't kill me.
Sand sculptures: I bet we'll die together.
Of course, we generally refer to: the enemy or ourselves, or our own people who are too close.
At this moment, the alliance bosses who were remotely monitoring this scene through binoculars or [Mage's Eye] were unknowingly nervous.
Some people opened their mouths slightly uncontrollably and breathed rapidly.
When the Frost Dragon Spear stabbed into the rocky chest that was burning with fiery flames, the picture was like bombing the toilet. Bai Huahua's frost element exploded from near the flame core of [Hellfire], accompanied by a cloudy shit-green fel mixture.
This power, the elemental purity is insufficient, and the explosion range is quite close to the limit that a high-level mage can do.
Just the reaction force caused by that frost burst blew up [Jun Muqi] together with his Zero Zaku.
This kind of **** that is about to break its own components when running, it is a miracle that it can last until this moment. You must know that on the way, seven Zhagu have broken their legs before running to the target, or have been paralyzed by various problems.
The focus of everyone's attention is not on the life and death of a dirty driver, but on whether it can effectively combat [Hellfire].
Suddenly, even through a telescope or a magic mirror, everyone seemed to be able to hear a rustling sound coming from the hellfire. When the mixed elements of fire and frost were poured out, it seemed as if something shattered in the body of the earth element giant lingering in flames.
The Alliance soldiers of the Forward Battalion only heard a muffled bang, and a huge hellfire collapsed in their field of vision.
A giant collapsed, which is a bit strange to describe.
The truth is.
The green fire on the six-story hellfire quickly went out, and the green light of the fireflies on the surface of every part of the stone structure dimmed.
When the fel energy on it is exhausted, it is just a pile of loosely structured ordinary stones, and of course it cannot maintain its giant form.
"Oh oh oh oh-" Thunderous cheers erupted from the line of the Alliance Forward Battalion.
Every alliance defense knows that once these Zakus, who are praised as big toys by them, can't stand it, they will have to use their flesh and blood to use professional skills to withstand these huge elemental monsters.
Zaku can succeed, not to mention carrying everything, at least he can destroy most of them!
Sure enough, the sand sculpture players lived up to their expectations.
One by one, the Zaku Zaku rushed up, changing all kinds of fancy styles one by one.
After a wave of hedging, Zaku and Hellfire fought 70 to 61.
Hellfire is a fantasy version of the industrial product of the Legion Technician, so why not Zaku?
Hellfire is not only such a group, so is Zaku.
At the moment when more hellfires were pouring in, Zaku, who was worthy of three figures, bigger than zero, and had green paint, came to the left and right flanks of the alliance front.
I've had a cold these two days. I'm feeling better today. I'm making up for it. Don't rush.
(end of this chapter)