Chapter 726 National hilarious (two in one)

  They stopped in front of a sign, and Chen Jianguo said: "Here, this is the most expensive restaurant in the capital, Scotland flirts."

   "Lord, you are thinking the wrong way, this is a Scottish mood!"

  "This is very expensive, shall we eat here?"

   "Let's bring money, 30,000 yuan, is that enough? Did you bring that bag?"

   "What package?"

   "Backpack, that backpack with money!"

   "I didn't bring it." Tao Yaoyao's eyes suddenly widened, expressing regret.

   "This is something to do. You have forgotten such an important thing!" Chen Jianguo said anxiously: "Forget it, do you have money in your pocket?"

   "One point, more than seventy yuan."

   "I still have 400. Let's make do with it."

   "Come on, waiter!"

  Chen Jianguo and Tao Yaoyao found a seat. After they sat down at the table, Chen Jianguo greeted them.

   "I'm sorry, uncle, we are a high-end hotel and do not accept agricultural and sideline products."

  At this time, the waiter played by Chen Mubai appeared.

  But everyone laughed again and applauded.

  This is just the beginning. Everyone has laughed and applauded several times. The effect is very good.

  Chen Mubai's dress is equally eye-catching, very feminine, and the lower body is still the kind of girlish national style long skirt.

   "What, we are here to eat!" Chen Jianguo said loudly in dissatisfaction.

   "Ah, are you here for dinner?" Chen Mubai looked surprised, and then apologized: "I haven't seen this combination. I'm sorry, uncle!"

   "I said girl, this meal is very important."

  Chen Mubai immediately retorted loudly: "Who do you call a girl, they are pure men!"

   "Ah, how do you dress up and wear a skirt?" Chen Jianguo was shocked.

  "This is our hotel's style of clothing, Scottish style. Master, do you know fashion?"

  Chen Mubai started to introduce his clothes to Chen Jianguo, and then suddenly discovered the problem. This was originally a pair of pants, but he wore it into a skirt. He shyly said: "Oh, I'm wearing it wrong~"

  Chen Mubai’s pretentiously shy and direct dialogue with them once again drew a burst of laughter from the audience.

  In fact, this is only a few minutes, but every 2 minutes or so, everyone will be amused.

The baggage of    lines is really funny, and the dressing of these people is full of laughter.

   "Let me ask you, how much does a good banquet cost?" Chen Jianguo asked.

   "Take ten or twenty thousand."

   "Ten thousand or twenty thousand." Chen Jianguo's tone was a little bit procrastinated, and then said: "Is there any such situation? I have eaten today, and I will check out tomorrow."

  "Bawang Meal?" I don't pay for it after eating, but I am expecting to be paid next time. It's not what Bawang Meal is.

   "No, I have money." Chen Jianguo denied his words, and at the same time took out 100 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Chen Mubai.

   "What is this?"

   "Tip you."

  Chen Mubai took the money, with a happy smile on his face: "Oh, uncle, you are too handsome!"

   "The guest is here, you have to give me face, this money is not for nothing." Chen Jianguo exhorted.

   "When I order, you give me some."

   "No problem, what do you want me to do?"

  "You must save face and not spend too much money. If I order expensive dishes."

  Chen Mubai replied, "I said no!"

  "You are too smart!" Chen Jianguo appreciated.

  The audience burst into laughter again.

   "Yes, I learned this trick!"

  "Use a hundred dollars to find face, the arrangement is clear!"

   "Chen Mubai's routine is okay, in fact it is achievable, and tipping is definitely much less than directly spending money~"

   "Learn a trick, use it tomorrow!"

  At this time, Tao Yaoyao said: "Grandpa, I'm hungry."

  "Come on with a bowl of noodles." Chen Jianguo said.

   "Okay, 78 a bowl."

  Chen Jianguo looked at him in surprise: "What kind of noodles, so expensive?"

   "Scottish marinated noodles."

   "Is it expensive to bite?"

   "No money for halogen."

   "Okay, then give me a bowl of stew first, taste the saltiness!"

   "Huh?" Chen Mubai forced: "I haven't been like this before!"

   "That was because I didn't come. If I had come, I would have been so on." Chen Jianguo looked calm and calm.

   "If I say that noodles don't need money, do you ask me for noodles?" Chen Mubai turned around to get the bittern, and whispered.

  "Mr. Xu from "Dream Singer" is here for a while. You have to fight for my face. This is the best opportunity in life. Grab it. Grandpa has trained you for more than 40 years."

  Tao Yaoyao explained: "Grandpa, how old I am~"

   "I have been training your dad for more than 30 years. Your dad is a semi-finished product. I have trained as a cultural station master. You must surpass him. Do you know that, are you determined?"

  Tao Yaoyao confidently said: "Yes!"

   "Show your determination."

  "The back wave of the Yangtze River pushed the front wave, and the front wave died on the beach!"

  Everyone burst into laughter again and began to applaud.

  Afterwards, the host Xu Jie appeared on the stage, and everyone was once again laughing at the conversation between them.

  After a chill, everyone took their seats and started ordering.

   "Let's eat anything, come here?" Xu Jie politely said to Chen Jianguo.

  "Now the rural life is different from the past, so you can work harder. How much can you eat? Let me order."

  Chen Jianguo winked at Chen Mubai, and then began to order: "Four Australian abalones."

   "Sorry, no." Chen Mubai answered with a smile.

  Everyone laughed again. This is the tip given earlier.

   "Four catties of Australian lobster."

   "Sorry, it's not that big."

  "How big is it?" Chen Jianguo said thoughtfully.

  "More than a catty~"

  "Are there more than a catty~?" Chen Jianguo's voice became longer.

   "Is there or not?" Chen Mubai looked at Chen Jianguo Road.

  "Is there any, this is your shop, you don’t know if you still ask me, it’s not bad money!"

   "Oh, no!" Chen Mubai nodded decisively.

  Chen Jianguo was also wondering, how come there are no dishes in such a big restaurant?

  So he took the menu and said, “I’ll see if there are any home-cooked dishes. Don’t order shark fin.”

  "Don’t eat fish bones. I got stuck when eating fish bones. In the end, I choked with steamed buns and soaked in vinegar. Finally, I took it out from the hospital with tweezers."

  Shark's fin and fishbone are not the same thing. Chen Jianguo's serious appearance makes people laugh again.

  Chen Jianguo was dressed up as a peasant with an honest and honest face, but he was playing slippery, which really made people laugh.

   "I said, your shop doesn't have anything, what are you doing? Is it easy for this person to come? Find out your boss!" Chen Jianguo pretended to be dissatisfied.

   "No." Chen Mubai continued.

   "You remembered it, did you? Boss!"

   "Ah, boss? The boss is out."

   "What do you want to eat?" Chen Jianguo had no choice but to turn his head and ask Xu Jie.

   "Just a little home-cooked meal, folk."

  "Bring a little pheasant to stew mushrooms." Chen Jianguo Road.

  Chen Mubai shook his head and said, "No."

  Chen Jianguo coughed twice and said: "This. There can be."

   "This is really not there."

  "."

  Xu Jie looked at the conversation between the two with a bewildered expression, not knowing what was going on.

  The audience under the stage was already laughing and twitching, and some younger people began to pat their stomachs on the table, and their stomachs twitched with laughter.

  Older people all looked at this sketch with all smiles, and everyone's applause was fierce and resounding like thunder.

  Obviously, they liked this sketch very much and it made them laugh.

   "Let's do it, let's have it! Come on, girl, bring these things, thanks to you, I brought them specially for you. Let's eat them now."

  "Brother, pheasants can't be eaten. This is a protected animal."

  "This is domestically raised, it's okay, come on, idiot."

  Chen Mubai was furious: "Who do you call an idiot?"

   "No, I said order a stupid egg."

   "No!" Chen Mubai was impatient.

   "Come on, I have it!"

  "Brother, do you prepare all the materials yourself when you come to the hotel?" Xu Jie asked in surprise.

   "He didn't wow, the problem is that he gave him money, but he didn't have anywhere to look for it." Chen Jianguo seriously said, "Come on, Teacher Xu is here, do you have a message from your hotel?"

  Chen Mubai thought for a while and said: ". Give one a gift?"

   "Oh, uncle, I didn’t say, why are you so stubborn, you don’t have any points, we have to take one when we are finished?"

  Chen Mubai was speechless and helpless.

  The applause sounded again, and everyone looked at the two people on the stage like working treasures, making everyone unable to stop laughing.

   "I said young man, we are not the one who did not order. After I ordered, you did not have abalone or lobster."

   "Is there any in your mind?" Chen Mubai sneered.

  Chen Jianguo immediately resisted. If the things explained before were told, it would be finished!

   may also offend Xu Jie, he naturally wants to hide it, so he wants to turn this topic off.

  “@#￥%%”

  "Stop talking, I'll have it later, what should I do?"

   "No, am I short of money?"

Chen Mubai said: "I know that the uncle is not bad for money, but Mr. Xu finally came back. We can’t care about money when we eat and drink. Don’t think of my young age, but I have concluded that people’s lives are actually short, sometimes with sleep. It's exactly the same. Once the eyes are closed and opened, one day has passed, and the eyes remain unopened, and the whole life has passed, right?"

   "Young man, brilliant!" Xu Jie praised.

   "What is brilliant, he is a fart!" Chen Jianguo added.

   "Money is something outside the body, what is the most painful thing for people? Money is not spent when people die."

  Xu Jie looked at Chen Mubai approvingly, feeling very reasonable.

  At this time, the audience also began to applaud warmly, indicating that he was right.

  Life is alive, everything is something outside of the body, life does not bring things that death does not take, people still have to live a little more chic, this is also one of the concepts that this sketch conveys to everyone.

  After the applause, Chen Jianguo began to answer: "Do you know what is the most painful thing in life?"

  Everyone looked at Chen Jianguo suspiciously.

  "People are alive, but money is gone." Chen Jianguo looked serious.

   "Haha!"

   "Makes sense!"

   "This is brilliant!"

   "Ouch, I was caught off guard by this turning!"

   "No matter which sentence, these two sentences are very reasonable, but they should be treated dialectically. If you have money, you should not be too stubborn. Live a little brighter. If you don't have money, you can save a little bit.

   "Old Chen is okay." Liu Fenfang sat down and watched Chen Jianguo's performance on stage, very pleased.

  In fact, Chen Jianguo’s performance exceeded her expectations. She did not expect it to be so good. She has been applauding her wife for the first time. She saw Chen Jianguo’s comedy talent for the first time.

  Although it has a close relationship with the script, Chen Jianguo's image of an authentic farmer is very good, and his honest appearance makes him do those things and say those things, which makes it easier to make people laugh.

  It's like an honest person telling a nonsense, and the jokes made by an honest person are easier to make others laugh.

  This is the contrast effect brought by appearance. After all, in everyone’s impression, honest people are very honest and will not play slippery at all. Once the appearance and behavior are reversed, it will have a comedic effect.

  Then, it was the moment when Chen Jianguo started to build a relationship. He wanted his granddaughter to be on Xu Jie's "Dream Singer", so he specially invited him here.

   once again confirms the old saying, nothing to do, courtesy, and steal if you do it.

   "Come on, tell yourself the door." Xu Jie said.

  "I am from the village of xxxxxxx."

   "I am very happy, I found my scared grandpa!"

Tao Yaoyao excitedly said: "Thank you very much for my grandfather for giving me this opportunity. I thank you eight generations of ancestors. No, I thank you on behalf of the eight generations of ancestors. I will never forget you in my life, and I will never let you go as a ghost. !"

  "."

   "Awesome!"

   "666666"

   "I serve it!"

   "Chen Mubai, you brain hole, I take it!"

   "I'm so scary, is this a thank you? Isn't this a rush to kill?"

  This script must have been written by Chen Mubai. After all, he has made so many movies before. It is natural that the composition of the script is not a problem. The other three people are not professional, so the script can only be written by Chen Mubai.

  The bullet screens emerge in endlessly, as densely as the Qing Dynasty, but everyone is complimenting Chen Mubai's ability and complimenting his well-written script.

  In addition to the black humor of "Crazy Stone", this is the first time that Chen Mubai has used this kind of story to show his comedic effect.

  He used to be very humorous, and what he said on various occasions made people laugh, but no one thought that he could really turn his usual humorous cells into scripts. This kind of straightforward funnyness is surprising.

  It's not that black humor is not funny, but because this humor is artistic.

Just like the difference between vulgarity and elegance, the black humor of "Crazy Stone" is a high-end comedy with artistic processing, which gives people a sense of lofty. The language is not simple and straightforward, but higher. Hierarchical comedy effects.

  The sketch of "Not Bad Money" belongs to the simple and straightforward funny, which is the kind of funny in everyday language. The levels of comedy effects of the two are different.

   However, the big vulgar and the big ya are not divided into families, and it is best to be able to make people laugh.

  At present, it seems that Chen Mubai has done both very successfully. At least everyone who is watching this sketch can't help laughing.

  "Why do I sound a little flustered." Xu Jie said with lingering fear.

After   Yadan finished speaking, Chen Jianguo hurriedly ended the scene. After all, he said something wrong, for fear that she would make Xu Jie unhappy.

  "This kid means that he wants to retaliate against you. No, it's reimbursement. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no thanks. If you go out, you can’t forget you, come and sing one!"

   "I sang Tao Yaoyao's "Later"."

   Then, Tao Yaoyao began to sing.

  The reason for choosing this song is because the lyrics are simple and easy to understand, and the melody is beautiful, which can be appreciated by men, women and children. After all, this is about a love experience that everyone will have.

  Especially all the leaders and family members sitting at the scene. Everyone is getting old and has been young. Who hasn’t passed yet?

   "Come on, the one who sings with crying and talks with crying after the performance." Chen Jianguo took Tao Yaoyao and said.

  Xu Jie stopped and said, "Wait a minute, what kind of show is it?"

  Chen Jianguo replied in a serious manner: "It is how difficult and difficult it is in my family."

  "Remarks on the award!" Chen Jianguo understood: "I haven't participated in the show yet, are you talking about the award?"

   "Mainly her grandfather is here, do I still have no bottom in my heart?"

  Chen Jianguo smiled and said: "Look at me saying three numbers, she will cry, 123, cry, don't you have feelings with grandpa, grandpa's photos are here."

  "." Xu Jie was speechless.

   "Don't say anything, the talent is one step wrong, and the singing is pretty good." Xu Jie said quickly.

  "Which is not bad? If I can go this way, I can go too."

   "Where are you going?" Chen Jianguo asked.

   "Go to "Dream Singer"!"

   "You pull it down, this is a matter of the art circle, you can serve it!"

   "You let me sing a song?"

   "Don't let you sing!"

   "Don't let me sing, I will tell you what happened to me!"

  Chen Jianguo was shocked, and then he looked honestly: "@#￥He must sing better than her."

   "Let's start, or declare yourself." Xu Jie said.

  Chen Mubai picked up the microphone and began to say: "My destiny is the same as hers. I also have a grandfather named Xu."

   "You pull it down!" Chen Jianguo scolded.

   "I will imitate the show."

   "Who to imitate?"

   "Teacher Chen Mubai."

"let's start."

   "I bring to you the "Dream Pursuit" by Mr. Chen Mubai."

  The reason for choosing this song is to tell everyone that his original intention has not changed and he will not forget it.

  This is the stage of the CCTV gala. His singing can be heard by audiences across the country, and at the same time, leaders can see his thoughts.

  The government gave him many policy advantages and escorted him. He is really grateful, so he chose this song to tell everyone that his heartfelt voice is also to show the government that he will work hard.

  Singing this song live is very shocking. After all, it is a rock song. Even though the Spring Festival Gala has been held for so long and is drawing to a close, this song once again evoked the atmosphere in the room, and the atmosphere was fiery!

  Below the stage, young people screamed very excitedly. It was a group of older elders. Listening to this passionate song, the blood seemed to start to boil, and there was excitement in the heart.

  This is the charm of hot-blooded rock songs, the kind of high-pitched roar that resounds through the sky, can let everyone hear the thoughts and spirit in their hearts most intuitively and clearly, and it is very easy to infect the emotions of others.

   "Well, good, you two make a combination, it's called "Not bad money"!"

   "Thank you Grandpa!"

   "Thank you Grandpa!"

  Tao Yaoyao and Chen Mubai both thanked each other.

   "Well, why don't you take me with you too!" Chen Jianguo hesitated.

   "Brother, you can sing too?"

  "Try it." Chen Jianguo said with a smile.

   "Actually, there is one thing I didn't tell you, my grandfather can do it too!"

  "."

  Chen Mubai and others finished the performance, and the four bowed to the audience below the stage and in front of the TV.

"awesome!"

   "This sketch is so good!"

"Amazing!"

   "Very funny, it really opened my eyes!"

   "I thought that the absence of Teacher Zhao Qinian would make this Spring Festival Evening gloomy. I didn't expect Chen Mubai's sketch to be so good. I think it must be better than Teacher Zhao Qinian's work!"

   "I finished reading the whole process with a smile, and my stomach hasn't eased up until now. There has never been a sketch that can make me laugh for so long, Chen Mubai is awesome!"

  Viewers all over the country are all expressing their opinions at this moment, and topics related to Chen Mubai quickly appeared on the hot search of WeChat.

  This sketch is also on the hot search, and everyone is discussing the sketch "Not Bad Money".

   "I thought Chen Mubai's commercial comedy might not be funny, but after watching "Not Bad Money", I thought I was wrong!"

  "I look forward to it. After this sketch, I am even more looking forward to his new movie "Tai囧". Tomorrow will be the first day of the junior high school, and the cinema will support a wave!"

   "Me too, I must watch "Tai囧" tomorrow!"

  (End of this chapter)