The Best Small Farm

Chapter 1366: The editor is crazy too

   Chapter 1366 The editor is also crazy

   Chapter 1353 The screenwriter is also crazy

   "What, that **** again?"

The auctioneer was speechless. Fortunately, Larry was in the pit last time, and he was saved. I didn't expect that this guy would not change his mind, and he came again. You know, the charity reception, I haven't heard of a failed auction. This time, if it gets out of the way.

  It’s hard not to be famous. Others don’t care why you passed the auction. At that time, your reputation will be bad. If there is such a reception, you will never find an auctioneer who has broken records for many years and passed the auction.

   "I really want to strangle this bastard." When the auctioneer wanted to kill, Li Han was speechless, why did he meet Paris again. "Hi, what a coincidence."

   "That's right."

  Li Han took the wine glass with a smile. "It seems that there are a lot of Hollywood stars coming today." "Charity is not only liked by some rich people, but also by these Hollywood celebrities."

  Paris was slightly disdainful. Of course, Paris liked this kind of reception very much, except for fashion shows, she liked places where celebrities gather. With Paris, Li Han is not afraid of loneliness, not to mention more chatting, Paris has a good network, of course, as for other things, Li Han does not want to know.

   "Mr. Freeman, good evening."

   Well, Li Han and Paris, after a circle, know a lot of beautiful actresses, of course, some male stars, who are not too fond of Li Han, as for the rich and elite, it seems that Quan Dang and Li Han do not know each other.

   Li Han is happy with this, and his face is familiar. This is a good result. With Paris by his side, Li Han pays a lot more attention. Fortunately, Paris is not an ignorant person. After chatting for a while, she left for an excuse.

  Li Han is holding a glass of wine, maybe chatting a few words with the actress he just met, or chatting with a few upstarts who are still talking.

  I don't think so, but it's pretty good, especially when I met Morgan Freeman, an old acquaintance. "Oh, Han, good evening." Morgan Freeman was a good old man.

   Introduce a few screenwriters to Li Han. Well, the big-name screenwriters in the United States are very rich. Of course, Hollywood screenwriters can always get good treatment when they form an organization. Of course, Morgan introduced a few screenwriters, although they are not top famous.

Several screenwriters seem to be very interested in Li Han, which not only makes Li Han puzzled, but Morgan Freeman is also a little surprised. You must know that these screenwriters are not very kind people. They have temperaments and many people who like to create alone. The same, always have their own pride, and it is not easy to get along with.

Li Han, with a confused look, thought it was a Morgan relationship, but looking at Morgan's expression, it was not like this. It was confusing. Until the charity auction started, Li Han did not leave. Well, these screenwriters seem to be interested in Li Han. Everything is interesting.

  Of course, talking about Li Han's auctions from time to time, Li Han once thought whether these guys had any special hobbies. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Beverly's annual charity auction."

The host    smiled and walked onto the stage, and everyone walked towards the stage, waiting for everyone to form a fan and lean on the stage. The initiator of this dance is a big Hollywood movie star.

  Although Li Han didn’t know him, maybe this old man has a lot of status in Hollywood. Of course, Li Han was able to receive the invitation, thanks to Li Han’s charitable donations to Africa.

   Although the Mosquito Net Association is a somewhat single charity organization, the Mosquito Net Association has never stopped cooperating with other charities in the United States. "This is a special day."

   "Love is the greatest quality God bestows upon mankind." The old man said with a smile. "Thank you for coming, let's thank the world with love and thank God."

   "Thank you, Mr. Rael, for your remarks."

   The host smiled and sent Rael off the stage. Morgan Freeman stood on Li Han's left hand with a glass of wine. "An era started by Rael," Morgan whispered.

   No wonder, this guy seems to be respected, Morgan and Li Han said something and walked towards Rael. The two are good friends. Of course, Li Han, this young man, pays a visit to the master.

   "Young man from Montana, welcome."

  Rael, smiling and reaching out, is a good old man.

  Li Han shook hands and said with a smile. "It's exciting to receive your invitation."

  Rel, seemed very interested in Li Han, asked a few questions, and even when Li Han said the auction potion, he just paused and smiled, and there was not much difference.

   This made Li Han feel that it is not unreasonable for this old man to have such achievements and to be respected by so many people. "Hey, let me see, the eighth lot, from Hank's Farm, Montana, offers us a box of slimming potions."

   "Okay, Han, leave the note and let's take a look." The host said with a smile, beside the auctioneer, the corners of his mouth twitched, this damned Han is really an unpleasant guy.

   "What is it, Fatty Lucky Star No. 2, this is the name of the potion, it sounds good." The host, the corners of his mouth twitched, this name is really speechless.

   There was a chatter on the stage, and many people glanced at Li Han with a little contempt.

   "The guy from last time?"

   "That's right, this guy also took a box of slimming potions at the obesity charity reception."

   "Montana, the guy from the remote valley, it's shocking to come to Mr. Rael's charity reception, I think there must be something wrong."

   "It's a pity, I'm ashamed to have such a person." A serious middle-aged guest in a formal dress, a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes.

   "Yes, this is a clown, maybe he should go back to the Montana Theater, there must be a more suitable place for him." A Google executive who has attended an elite reception, said lightly.

   As for Han donating 100,000 mosquito nets, damn, let's forget about him, that's just an illusion. There was a lot of discussion in the audience, the host on the stage smiled awkwardly, nodded to the auctioneer,

  Auctioneer, touch his forehead, the sun is shining, what is the price? "One thousand dollars." The voice was low, and the discussion in the audience was completely suppressed. The host smiled awkwardly and looked at the auctioneer.

   The auctioneer was helpless and raised his voice. "A thousand dollars, please bid."

  In an instant, the discussion under the stage disappeared, and all of them looked at Li Han with a calm face, holding a wine glass.

   "This guy, is selling medicine?"

   "Maybe it sells slimming potions."

   "I hope to be so calm after a while."

   "Poor clown."

   In Li Han's ear, there seemed to be no good words coming from the discussions.

  Don't say, this time Li Han was afraid and walked away, so the price was reduced a lot. The starting price was 1,000 US dollars. Li Han felt that he was definitely at a loss.

   "Five hundred dollars."

   In the screenwriter group, a guy with a good reputation raised his hand.

   "Five hundred dollars, is there anything more than that?"

  The auctioneer is a little excited, excited, too good to not pass in, as for the price, thanks to this idiot, fifteen hundred dollars, what a wonderful price, come on, let's do it.

   "Joe, don't even try to get him."

   Another screenwriter raised his hand quickly. "Two thousand five hundred dollars."

   "No, **** you, you're on a break right now, and you don't need it, do you?"

   Joe, who had just bid, raised his hand again. "Three thousand dollars."

   Several other calm screenwriters extended their hands slowly. Three thousand dollars, and without waiting for the auctioneer to report it, the side debuted for five thousand dollars.

   "God, are these people crazy?"

   Everyone on the side looked at these, rushing to bid for the screenwriter.

  Some movie stars and celebrities began to learn that Li Han brought weight loss potions, and they pouted and despised each and every one of them. Even the good actresses who had just chatted with Li Han avoided Li Han far away.

  God, this clown-like guy, how could he chat with him, it would be embarrassing if it was filmed, god. Paris doesn't know which one to sing.

  Paris, I don't believe that Li Han is holding slimming potions, teasing everyone, or being stingy. These are impossible, at least Paris knows about Li Han. Of course, Paris, I don't know why this potion is so popular with Hollywood screenwriters.

  Don't talk about Paris, Li Han is a little stunned. This time, Li Han's bet on George Martin, this guy is obviously here, as long as he takes it and wants to come, it is almost impossible for it to pass.

   It's just that George Martin didn't show up. Li Han was still a little worried. Whoever wants to come up with a bunch of screenwriters, the bidding is still fierce. "what happened?"

   The host, who can't figure it out, even the host, Rael, is confused, Morgan Freeman, holding a glass of wine, looks puzzled. He just saw Han's expression and doesn't seem to know these screenwriters.

  Hollywood screenwriters, but a lot of good temperament, let alone a farmer from Montana, even a tycoon like Rael, it is not easy to get the recognition and respect of these screenwriters.

   Well, there are more and more stars approaching Li Han, God, so many screenwriters are holding Li Han, as long as they are not fools, they know that there is almost no harm in playing with this guy.

  Especially the actresses who just chatted with Li Han, looking at each other on guard, of course, big names, but always keep a little bit more reserved, small stars, their status is not very good, if you can get to know such a group of screenwriters, gain their goodwill and friendship.

   This is not a happy thing, but Li Han is a little bit dumbfounded. These people just wanted to be far away from him, and now they are gathered around again. You say, what's the trouble?

   Of course, Li Han didn’t understand even more. These people weren’t too fat, right? If they wanted a slimming potion, could it be a gift, and the bidding went up to 10,000 US dollars. Li Han was dumbfounded, and the host on stage was dumbfounded.

   The auctioneer’s hands are shaking. It’s not that $10,000 is a lot. It’s ten times as many as a hundred times more.

   Okay, good news, but $10,000, is that crazy, this isn't Elvis' driver's license, a brandy's relic, or that celebrity manuscript, a business card prop.

   This is just an ordinary slimming potion, yes, it is just a slimming potion. It seems that the bottle is not very good. The auctioneer held a wooden hammer and opened his mouth slightly.

   It's endless, a group of screenwriters sprayed wildly for a box of slimming potions, all kinds of words, admirable, really talented guys. Of course, it would be better if there were less humiliating rude language.

   "Damn bastard."

   With a roar, a fat man rushed over, and Li Han was taken aback. "George Martin." "You scumbags keep me in the bathroom." George Martin cursed.

   A group of quarrelling guys, stopped immediately, full of embarrassment hehe laughing, well, George Martin. "I'm offering fifteen thousand dollars." "No, George, you can't do that."

   (end of this chapter)