The Best Small Farm

Chapter 1975: Desert Island Survival - Johnny Depp's D

   Chapter 1975 Survival on a Deserted Island - Johnny Depp's Dream [Twenty Points Changed]

   Chapter 1958 Survival on a Deserted Island

  Dudu and the baby, Maria, made fried steak at noon, vegetable salad, a mushroom cream soup, plus a meal of shortbread, fruit shaved ice, and a bulging belly.

   "Wow, Dudu forgot." The villain, all full, sat on the sofa and ate a snack before remembering that there were many people outside.

   "What to do, there are a lot of people." The little dudu scratched his head.

   "Go into the sea to catch fish and eat." The little man made his own suggestion.

   "Xiaobao they all drove the little fish away." Dudu stroked his chin.

   "Eat steak." Maria whispered. "There's a lot in the fridge."

   "There are one, two, three, many, many people outside." Dudu didn't count, but only remembered many people.

   "Thirty-eight people." Baby, took out a small notebook. "It takes thirty-eight servings for one person."

   "There are only five servings in the refrigerator." The baby said with his head drooping.

   "What should I do, I will starve to death." Maria said.

   Hungry, Fishbone Wolf and the others didn't feel it yet, but without water, standing on the beach was really uncomfortable, thirsty.

   "I'm dying of thirst." The mustache was slapped by Da Hei Hei. It was better, but his mouth was dry and uncomfortable. "Go and find some water for me."

   "But the boss."

   The man with the moustache said in a low voice, pointing to the **** Heihe, coiling a white python. "If alarmed, these two big guys."

"roll."

"asshole."

   Mustache, kicked the guy next to him and rolled aside.

   The movement here attracted a bully dog, grinning, roaring a few times at the mustache and the guy being kicked, causing Da Hei Hei to look up, and the mustache was trembling with fright.

   "What's wrong with this bastard?" Fishbone Wolf, facing Jiro next to him, said. "Be optimistic about these bastards, don't make trouble and implicate us."

   "Got it." Korijiro nodded and walked over.

   After a while, he returned to the Fishbone Wolf. "That guy wants water."

   "Drinking water, I dare to think, we still don't know where to get water." Fishbone Wolf said. "This island seems to have been here?"

   "It seems to be the island where the grass was dug last time."

   "It's unfortunate enough, it's that desert island." Kojiro whispered. "Captain, the children are here."

  Dudu and the baby, Maria three little people, full of food and drink, came over with two dog legs and Xiaoqing. "Dudududu, do you really let the bad uncle dig Beibei to eat?"

   "Hmm." Dudu whispered. "The meat is going to stay and eat it at night."

   "Aren't you going home?" the baby asked in a low voice.

   "Dudu wants to train pirates." Dudu's little man raised his little hand. "Dudu wants to be the big pirate king."

   "Don't go home as a pirate, but the desserts made by grandma are delicious," said the baby.

   "Being the pirate king, it will take a few days before I can go home." The villain said.

   "Oh." The baby nodded his head.

  Maria seemed to understand, but the three villains had already come to the crowd, and Dudu told Yubone Wolf and the others. "Dug up shellfish to eat by yourself?" Fishbone Wolf listened in a daze.

  Look around, the deserted island, it seems that there is no other place to live and cook except the tower. "Queen pandora, when will you let us go back?" Cross Country asked in a low voice.

  The children have had enough play, and if they want to come, they will let everyone go back. "No, you said yes, to be a pirate sailor of pandora, it will take many days for the pirates to go home."

   cross country smiled bitterly, this little guy is quite stubborn, run away, look around, there are two pythons that are bigger than the plague of wild pythons, a group of bully dogs, and a giant bear standing beside the villain for protection.

   Off-road, but I don't have the determination to sacrifice for someone. "Water, give me some water."

   "Water, Xiaobai." Dudu, shouting Xiaobai, Xiaobai swam in front of the mustache, opened his mouth and sprayed it, but the mustache didn't respond, and the clothes that had just been dried were soaked again.

  The moustache is stupid. Who dares to drink this water? If it is poisonous, it is not dead.

"Xiao Bai has brought a lot of water." I saw Dudu, Bao Bao, and Maria three little people. The small buckets were placed next to Xiao Bai. Xiao Bai, facing the three buckets, vomited, and the three small The bucket of fresh water came out.

   "Drink it."

   Dudu, said.

   Fishbone Wolf, a few people almost vomited, this water is drinkable, mustache, if I am really thirsty, I drink it on my stomach. "Fresh water, really fresh water."

   "Is it really fresh water?" Fishbone Wolf nodded at Raijiro.

   Laijiro walked over, the remaining two buckets came over, Dudu looked at Laijiro and Yubone Wolf, and nodded his head. "That uncle comes out."

   Dudu villain, the little hand pointed to the fishbone wolf, and the fishbone wolf was stunned. "Is it me?"

   "Well, you go dig Beibei."

   Dudu said. "Xiaobai and Xiaoqing go with you."

   Fishbone wolf, helpless, began to survive on a desert island, digging shellfish, fortunately, there are many beaches and shoals, this thing. "Damn, why can't this thing be washed." While digging for shellfish, Kung Fu, cross-country looked at himself in the sea, and the large characters on his forehead were clearly visible.

   "That kid, is it true?" Cross Country whispered.

   "Let's escape first." Fishbone Wolf said in a low voice. "There's a kayak over there. We'll see if we have a chance to escape in a while."

   "That giant python is staring, can it run?" Cross Country whispered.

   "Always try, run out first and then talk about it." Fishbone Wolf, said.

   "Who to arrange?"

   "You." Fishbone Wolf whispered. "I'm too attractive, and Kojiro is in charge of the arrangement."

   Fishbone wolf, with the most people, a few pirates, don't look very ferocious, first, the mustache was slapped by Dudu with a **** black, and then the other people were beaten by the group and they didn't know it.

  These pirates are finally honest. Of course, they hate it so much that they want to kill the bastard, plus three little devils.

   "Han, what are these guys doing?" Natalie, holding a telescope, smiled and pointed at a group of people who were digging shellfish by the sea.

   After all, Li Han was not at ease. He didn't have lunch, and took a break before rushing over. Natalie and several girls followed along to join in the fun, especially Natalie, who was still talking, learning Dudu to be a female pirate.

  Li Han murmured in his heart, if Natalie was included, I don't know what would happen to the Black Pearl.

   "It seems to be digging something, isn't Pandora using them as coolies?" Arta whispered. "Han, there won't be any problems."

   "I think it should be fine. After all, these guys didn't have a good idea." Li Han said.

   Little devils didn't know that Li Han was already outside the reef circle, looking at the beach.

  Dudu and the baby, Maria, three little people, squatting on the beach, with a little distressed face, writing and drawing on the sand. "Sister Dudu, how should pirate players train?"

  Dudu bulging and small mouth, Dudu doesn't know, pirate. "Pirates are going to steal something."

   "But mother said that children can't steal other people's things." The baby whispered.

  Maria nodded her head vigorously. "Well, it's not good to take other people's things."

   "Uncle Depp is not here." Dudu bulging his mouth, Uncle Depp is so good.

  The villain, thinking about Uncle Depp, must know how to train pirates, thinking about it, his eyes lit up.

  The villain finds out his own phone, the benefits of a satellite phone, and you don't have to worry about the signal anywhere.

  Depp, is enjoying a rare vacation, you know, just finished filming, took a break in the middle, and then will promote the fourth film of the Pirates of Garribi.

  I was enjoying the rare sunshine, accompanying my new girlfriend, enjoying the sea breeze, and the phone rang. "Don't be that **** guy, look for me."

   "Stay still, honey." Johnny Depp's girlfriend, took the phone. "Pandora?"

   "It's really strange to have such a name." The Maise beauty whispered.

   "pandora?" Johnny Depp, for a while, can't remember, but the name seems to be familiar, maybe it's an acquaintance's phone.

   "Don't hang up." Johnny took the call.

  Dudu kept on the phone for a while, but no one answered, his mouth pouted. "Wow, Uncle Depp."

  Johnny Depp shivered when he heard the sound, and almost threw away his phone. He finally remembered who pandora was, that naughty child who could command whales and dolphins.

   Of course, being smart like an elves, he brought laughter to everyone and brought countless troubles. Depp was haunted by this little devil and asked a lot of questions, which made Depp have a splitting headache.

   "pandora." Johnny, with a wry smile.

   "What's the matter with you?"

   "Uncle Depp, pandora has caught thirty-eight pirate sailors, how to train pirates?" Dudu asked.

   "Pirates?" Depp was stunned for a moment, and the girl next to him, holding a wine glass, giggled. "Where are the pirates now?"

   "Uncle Depp."

   "Ah, this pirate, of course, trained to fight, robbery, and most importantly, how to pilot a ship, how to jump from one ship to another." Depp said with a smile.

  Dudu nodded his head vigorously. "Sister baby, hurry up and write it down."

"Uh-huh."

  Baby write it down, Depp, I feel something is wrong, I don't really catch more than 30 people. "Pandora, you really caught more than 30 people?"

"Uh-huh."

   Dudu said proudly. "Pandora sank their ship, fell into the sea and caught it. Pandora asked again, they all want to be pirates." Dudu said.

   "Really?" The woman beside Depp laughed. "This kid can really joke."

   "Maybe this is not a joke." Depp always felt that he seemed to be implicated by pandora. Perhaps, this would be a big trouble.

   "Uncle Depp, pandora bought the Black Pearl, 80 million dollars, all of which have been spent on pandora." The villain said to Depp with a smug look on his face.

   "What, $80 million?" The glass of wine dropped from the woman's hand next to Depp.

   "How is this possible, this little kid, he really knows how to joke." The woman said, pulling the corners of her mouth.

   Depp, suddenly thought, received an invitation letter yesterday. "Where is it, give me the invitation letter on the table."

   "Perhaps, this is true." Depp looked at the famous shipyard and sent him an invitation letter.

   "Uncle Depp is the captain." Dudu was very happy to tell Depp a piece of good news that made Depp smile wryly.

   "Captain, no wonder." Depp looked at the invitation.

   "Is what that child just said true?" The Mai-colored woman, with a trembling, eighty million, a child, wants to be a pirate, this is incredible. !

   (end of this chapter)