The Big Guy Who Wears Fast is Crazy Again

Chapter 751: Phil, can you give me a kiss?

The mermaid at home suddenly disappeared, replaced by a big living man with long legs.

Although Lance covered his face with his hair in front of strangers, his long algal blue hair and blue eyes made it easy for people to associate the two.

Since it was difficult to explain to Cheng's parents and Cheng's mother at that time, Nan Yuan dyed Lan Si's long algal blue hair into silver-gray, and also gave him silver-gray contact lenses.

Finally, put on a fitted dress.

After dressing up like this, it looks like a human being.

Nanyuan only took Lance to two places, the queen's banquet, and the last trip to Redstone. Before this, Lance had very few opportunities to go to high-end places, but after this guy turned into a human, his gestures were quite aristocratic.

This made Nan Yuan have to suspect that at the banquet held by the queen, he had been secretly observing all kinds of people at the banquet, and got the information he wanted from them.

Of course, it is not ruled out that Lance obtains information through some extraordinary means. After all, he can control the consciousness of human beings. This control is very likely to be a kind of spiritual control, similar to the spiritual power she awakened in the previous world. High-level zombies also have absolute control over low-level zombies.

But Lance's control can simultaneously erase the memory of the opponent being controlled, which is obviously more powerful than this simple mental control.

Moreover, this guy can even control the official male protagonist of this world, Willie Jones, and his hidden abilities seem to be quite terrifying.

After Cheng's father and Cheng's mother knew of Lansi's existence, their attitude changed from a brief surprise to a very enthusiastic one, and they had already sipped each little blue, and cried out very smoothly.

After all, it's hard not to go along with the mermaid's name.

However, Cheng's father and Cheng's mother did not ask where the mermaid was first, but showed greater curiosity about Lance.

"The mermaid was temporarily deposited with my friend." Nan Yuan took the initiative to explain the reason why the mermaid was not there.

Mother Cheng, who was talking to Lan Si, snorted and replied perfunctorily: "I knew Xiao Lan must have been put in a safe place by you, it's impossible that you threw her, so I didn't ask. you."

Then, Mother Cheng continued to chat with Xiao Lan.

After the initial acquaintance, the topic of chat between the two became more and more outrageous. In the end, the question asked by Cheng's mother was similar to this, "Xiao Lan, what do you do? How old are you this year?"

Cheng's father tugged at Cheng's mother's sleeve, coughed lightly, looked serious, and then asked, "Who else is at home?"

Nan Yuan was speechless.

Even though science has progressed for thousands of years, the habits of elders in certain aspects have not changed.

She clearly said at the beginning that this is an ordinary friend.

Lance didn't show the slightest discomfort because of Cheng's father and Cheng's mother's enthusiasm. On the contrary, he behaved very gentlemanly and decently, answering almost every question to the two elders.

"Back to my aunt, I just came of age this year. According to the calculation here, I am one year older than Mayfair. In my hometown, I am a soldier."

"Back to my uncle, I have more than ten brothers and sisters in my line, but many of them have died in battle. My father also died to protect the peace of the territory, and my mother is old, so I don't want to ask about the younger generation. Therefore, my Everything can be done by itself.”

Lance's words implied obvious meaning. He seems to already know the intention of Cheng's father and Cheng's mother.

Cheng's father and Cheng's mother were in awe after listening to his words.

Xiaolan was born in a military family!

Every soldier who defends the homeland and territory is admirable and admirable! What's more, they listened to Lance, his family were the kind of forwards who rushed to the forefront.

Just... ugh.

Admiration comes admiration, but Cheng's father and Cheng's mother privately hope that their daughter can find an ordinary person.

Lance noticed the change in the attitudes of the two, thought for a moment, and explained: "I have been away from the battlefield for a long time, and now I am helping Mayfair."

Cheng's father and mother's eyes suddenly brightened, and a new wave of "torture" immediately began.

"...It's getting late, I still have something to discuss with Lance." Nan Yuan reminded aloud.

Mother Cheng replied, "Okay, it's over soon."

Cheng Fu directly filtered this sentence out.

Nan Yuan:  …

Lan Si patiently answered the questions of the two elders. In the end, Nan Yuan looked at him coldly, reminding him that enough was enough, but he still had some unfinished thoughts.

"Uncle and aunt rest early. Your health is the most important thing."

The man in front of him is so handsome and compelling, coupled with the gentleman and elegant, and he cares so much about his elders, Cheng's father and Cheng's mother really want to recognize this son-in-law immediately.

After Cheng's father and Cheng's mother left with a smile, Lan Si also had a small smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Humans are very interesting. They always like to be around the corner when they talk and do things. Fortunately, I am smart and I have learned a few points. You see, obviously I also let them leave, don't disturb us to do business, just put it another way, they not only left, but also when they left. very happy."

Nan Yuan: "Do I still want to thank you?"

When Lans heard this, he thought about it for a while, and then replied, "Mayfair, with our relationship, you don't have to be so polite."

Nan Yuan wanted to send him a roll call, but it wasn't that she didn't send it before. This guy is thick-skinned, and it's useless to say it.

Speaking of thick skin...

Nan Yuan couldn't help shaking her head.

If she inherited the double thick skin of her parents, maybe she would be invincible in the world, but she failed to inherit the thick skin of her parents, but gave birth to a face that is more face-to-face.

Thinking about it this way, it doesn't seem to be a loss.

"How long can your legs last?" Nan Yuan asked.

Lans replied, "It's been a long time."

Nan Yuan thought it was really a long time, but only two days later, Lan Si came to her side and asked bluntly: "Mayfair, can you kiss me?"

Nan Yuan looked at him with a dark face, "Huh? What did you say?"

Lans explained: "Not every mermaid can transform into legs, I am the purest blue mermaid, with the genes closest to humans, and I am strong enough, so I can complete the transformation of the fish tail into a human on my own. leg process.

Other pure-blood merfolk will do, too, but many of them require foreign objects.

There were still large tracts of land on the Mermaid Planet thousands of years ago. At that time, there were humans living, but then all the land sank to the bottom of the sea, and all the humans on the planet became extinct, and our planet completely turned into a mermaid. planet. "

Lance finally finished his nonsense, and said mysteriously to the human girl in front of him: "There is a very ancient legend that has been handed down since the time when human civilization existed."

Nan Yuan glanced at him, but did not show much interest.

Lance continued to sing the one-man show, "As long as it gets enough human body fluids, the mermaid can transform into legs. The purer the bloodline, the easier it will be to succeed. So I think, if you kiss me, Mayfair, my legs will be able to maintain more. long time."

Nan Yuan snorted: "You may be thinking about farting."

Lance had a question mark on his face, although he didn't understand it, it didn't prevent him from seducing Nan Yuan, his eyes were as mysterious as the sea, and his voice was as seductive as a sea monster, "Fei'er, don't you want me to use a human figure to accompany you for a while? Mayfair, I just need you to kiss me."

Nan Yuan stared at him for a few seconds, took a cup from the table, spit into it, and handed the cup to him, "Take it, no thanks."

Lance:  …