The Cannon Fodder of Fast Time Travel, She Chooses To Farm

Chapter 477: The Fake Daughter Retreats and Farms (Sp

  When the love crystallization of Xu Yin and Fu Hanjin - Fu Yiwa's little friend was three years old, the family of three participated in a parent-child variety show.

  Before the program started, the program team conducted an independent interview with each guest.

  Little friends also have a paragraph.

  Director: "Yiwa, your name is so cute, did you name it by your father or your mother?"

  Fu Xixi combed her little head crookedly, and answered in a waxy voice: "Yiwa means accident! Dad said I was an accident between him and mother. Uncle director, do you know what accident is?"

  Director: “…”

  Parents are true love, children are accidents?

  Film Emperor Fu, never expected that you are such a person!

second question:

   "Who does Yiwa like best? Father or mother?"

   "Grandpa!"

   "???"

   "Dad said that I can't like my mother the most, because the one who likes my mother the most is my father. I can't like my father the most, because the one who likes my father the most is my mother, so Yiwa likes my grandpa the most."

   "..."

  It’s noon, what’s going on when you’re suddenly full?

   This wave of dog food made the director almost roll his eyes.

   "Are you happy that Yiwa is on the show with her parents this time? Doing tasks on the show, there will be prizes if you complete them well. Does Yiwa have the confidence to get the prize?"

Yiwa nodded her head vigorously, and answered loudly: "Yes! Dad told me that if you don't have confidence, you have to create confidence. He has to take care of his mother, and I can only leave the task of winning the prize to me. Alas, I will be very busy. "

   "..."

  Film Emperor Fu, what exactly have you instilled in your children?

  …

The location of the variety show is set on a small island in the south. This is not the first time for Yiwa to see the sea. Last year on Xu Yin’s birthday, Fu Hanjin took the whole family to the beach in a caravan, but it was the first time flying in winter The island, as the island got closer and closer, and the clothes on her body became less and less, Yiwa was very surprised:

   "Dad, why am I not cold?"

  After Fu Hanjin knew how to call mom and dad, she had a conversation between father and daughter: if she called dad beforehand, she would look for mom when dad was gone.

  So, whenever little Yiwa had any problems, she called "Dad".

   "Dad, my little yellow duck is out of water."

   "Dad, where's my dinosaur puzzle?"

   "Dad, I can't find my socks..."

   "Dad, Mommy is asleep, please get her a blanket."

  Compared to the other guests who call their mother whenever they have something to do, his family's painting style is absolutely unique.

  The mothers of the three groups of guest families were so envious when they saw this scene, they grabbed their husbands’ waists one after another, even if they were in good shape and had no waists:

  You say that your acting career is not as good as Fu Yingdi, after all, there are only a few people in the head, so you shouldn’t even be as good as this! When Fu Yingdi is busy, he flies all over the world, travels at home and abroad, there is a way to make his daughter call dad when he has something to do, what about you? Twelve months a year, ten months stay at home, watching videos, playing games, and watching dramas with your legs crossed, and your baby cries and makes trouble as if it has nothing to do with you.

  At this moment, the male owners of each family felt that they had become Fu Hanjin's control group, and their already precarious family status sank even deeper.

   Isn’t it the children themselves who call dad and mom? Can this also be blamed on them?

  The eyes turned towards Fu Hanjin one by one, full of resentment.

  Fu Hanjin’s attention was entirely on his wife and daughter. Seeing that his wife was asleep, he asked the stewardess for a blanket, covered her lightly, then hugged his daughter on his lap, and explained to her why the weather gets hotter as you go south.

  The little person didn't know if he understood or not, but he nodded in a serious manner, which caused the program team members to call "cute".

  The children from the other three families thought that Fu Hanjin was telling a story, regardless of whether they understood or not, they all leaned on the back of the chair, held their heads up, and looked over together.

When we arrived at the destination city, got off the plane, and wanted to transfer to the SUV arranged by the program group, Yuan Bo, the five-year-old son of the guest Yuan Zhiheng, dragged his cartoon suitcase and rushed over: "Uncle Fu, I want to Take a car with you."

   Before Fu Hanjin asked why, the other two children saw this, followed suit, and ran over and said they wanted to take their car.

   "..."

   There are memes everywhere!

  The director is going to die of joy.

  The material for the leading film is available!

  Yuan Zhiheng couldn't see it, he really wanted to put his son back into the child's mother's stomach: "Yuan Bo, come back to me!"

   "No! I want to be with Uncle Fu, he is better than you!"

   "..."

"I also want!"

"I also want!"

  The children of the other two families also raised their little hands high to express their views.

  Yiwa didn't have the slightest worry that "father will be snatched away", but happily patted the empty seat beside her: "Okay, okay! Come up quickly! Let's listen to daddy's storytelling together!"

   Now the children were happier and rushed to get on the bus.

  Fu Hanjin looked at his daughter-in-law.

  Xu Yin spread her hands out of laughter. Even he can't handle it, and neither can she.

  Other Parents: “…”

bad boy! You are dead!

  I will give you a meal when I go back!

   Such disrespect to parents!

  However, the two-week variety show recording has just begun.

  After half a month, these children regarded Fu Hanjin as the master of storytelling, and Fu Yiwa as their sister, and called Xu Yin, who often entertained them with delicious food, "godmother".

  The funniest thing was once, when Yuan Bo took the dim sum Xu Yin handed him, he bowed solemnly: "Thank you mother-in-law!"

  Xu Yin: "..."

   Almost dropped the dinner plate in his hand.

   "Why do you call me mother-in-law? Do you know what mother-in-law means?"

"I know!" Yuan Bo muttered as he ate the coconut-flavored cake with his cheeks puffed up, "My dad calls my grandma the mother-in-law. My grandma treats my dad very well. The mother-in-law is right I am a very good person."

   After finishing it, I emphasized: "It's my own!"

  Xu Yin: "..."

   I thank you! Treat me as one of your own!

   Fortunately, when this kid called her mother-in-law, Fu Hanjin was not there, and took her precious girl to go surfing, otherwise he would be so angry that he would pick up this kid and throw him into the sea.

  My daughter just turned three years old, and she was called the father-in-law... This is a bit of a test of the old father's heart.

  In order to save face for Yuan Shidi, Xu Yin suppressed her smile and didn't tell her man.

   But in the end, I heard that the show crew didn't think it was a big deal to eat melons, so they specially showed the tidbits of Yuan Bo calling her "mother-in-law" for Fu Hanjin.

   Sure enough, this man who spoiled his daughter to the sky and asked the stars not to give the moon, picked up Yuan Bo with a wooden face and walked to the beach.

  Yuan Bo was quite excited, and leaned on his shoulder and asked, "Uncle Fu, are you going to take me surfing? You are so kind! You are nicer to me than my dad! My dad is so big, he can't surf..."

   "..."

   On the other side, Yuan Zhiheng, who learned the truth, caught up: "Calm down! Old Fu, calm down!"

  I'm afraid that a variety show will turn my son into it.

  Yuan Bo turned his head and glanced at his father: "Hurry up! Uncle Fu, my father is catching up! Let's hurry up!"

   "..."

  Yuan Zhiheng: Tired!

  Fu Hanjin has also calmed down, what are you fussing about with a young fool?

   Finally took him to surf for a while.

While surfing, I deliberately made a few dangerous moves, the intention was to frighten him, to see if he would keep running to his house in the future, but this kid was not afraid of anything, and said "fun, fun" and "more" …

  Fu Hanjin: Tired!

  Back to the shore, he threw Yuan Bo into Yuan Zhiheng's arms, and ran to find his own wife for comfort.

  Xu Yin smiled and fell into his arms: "Why are you so angry with a child! He doesn't even know what the mother-in-law means."

Fu Hanjin sniffed the good-smelling body fragrance of his daughter-in-law, and snorted: "That won't work either! If our daughter wants to marry in the future, she will marry someone who is a hundred or a thousand times better than him. I can't pick such a foolish person." According to me, it is best not to marry, is it more comfortable to be a little princess at home than to be married?"

  Xu Yin glanced at him: "You mean, it's stupid for me to marry you?"

   "I have the wrong wife."

  Knowing that he had thrown a stone at his instep, Best Actor Fu turned over and pressed the man in his arms, apologizing personally.

   "Give Yiwa a younger brother, and protect her sister when she grows up."

   "..."

   After half a month of parent-child variety show recording, it is not clear what other guests have learned, but she managed to return with a tadpole anyway...