Chapter 2071 Eating shit

  Yang Wei saw that the phone was actually inserted into the feces, and it was still the kind of paste-like yellow feces. Not to mention it was disgusting. He wanted to reach out and pick it up, but he was afraid of getting dirty and didn't dare to go.

   "Mombi!" Yang Wei raised his head and looked around. He suddenly saw a beggar begging on the side of the road. He was overjoyed and immediately waved to the beggar.

  "Beggar, come here, uncle, I will give you money and help uncle pick up the phone." Yang Wei shouted at the beggar, waving a fifty-yuan ticket in his hand.

  The beggar looked at it, and immediately ran over with the broken bowl Pidian Pidian.

   "Come on, help me pick up the phone, the fifty yuan will be given to you." Yang Wei said to the beggar.

  The beggar glanced at the phone in the **** below, and couldn't help showing a disgusting look. He looked back at Yang Wei and said, "It's disgusting to buy at least five hundred and one cent."

"**, you*** still sit on the floor and start the price, a broken beggar is still too dirty, you have eaten your **** and don’t know how much it is still too dirty, quickly pick it up and tell you that I am a plainclothes policeman. If I don't pick it up, I will catch you. I will keep you for ten and a half months. Hurry up!" Yang Wei looked at the beggar and said angrily, but he didn't expect that the beggar would dare to bargain.

"I'm not picking up those who went to Nima. You have the ability to get me in. I'm worried that I have nowhere to live. I didn't eat or drink." The beggar looked at Yang Wei and said indifferently. Yang Wei handcuffed him.

  Yang Wei didn't expect the beggar to be so sturdy, his face suddenly became angry, and he wanted to teach the beggar a lesson, but when he thought of asking someone to help pick up things, he finally endured it.

"Okay, mommy, five hundred is five hundred, hurry up and pick it up for me!" Yang Wei said angrily, stretched out his wallet, ready to take out five hundred yuan, he didn't expect to take it out, did not hold the wallet, the wallet Immediately fell into the sewer below.

  Yang Wei looked at it and quickly reached out and grabbed it, trying to grab the wallet.

   "Boom!"

"what!"

  In an instant, Yang Wei's center of gravity was unstable, and he immediately carried him down, pressing his right hand directly on a pile of shit, splashing his face with shit.

   "Grass, eating shit!" The beggar saw that half of Yang Wei's face was almost buried in the shit. He ignored everything, and ran straight away, lest Yang Wei waited to anger him.

   "Oh!"

   "Oh!"

At this moment, Yang Wei ate a large **** in his mouth. It was disgusting. He immediately vomited uncontrollably. Unexpectedly, he didn't pick up his wallet, but instead took his own into it. This time It's really shit.

   "Mombi!"

Yang Weiwei cursed, raised his head from the sewer, his face was full of feces, his face turned blue when he vomited, and he ignored everything from his wallet and phone. He stood up and ran towards the police station to wash off the feces. Say it again.

  "Let's let it! Let's let it!" Yang Wei rushed into the police station and ran directly to the toilet. Everyone saw Yang Wei who was full of **** covering their noses and turning around, with a look of nausea.

   "Yang Wei, you fell into the cesspool." Chen Yajie just walked out of the women's toilet, and saw Yang Wei whose face was full of feces, she couldn't help feeling sick, she covered her nose and avoided it from a distance.

  When Yang Wei saw Chen Yajie, he wanted to die. He didn’t expect Chen Yajie to see such embarrassment. Then how would he pursue Chen Yajie in the future.

   "Yajie, listen to me...!" Yang Wei's mouth was full of stool. Chen Yajie didn't bother to listen to what he said, and immediately walked away quickly, as far as he could go.

"Yajie, let me explain!" Yang Wei shouted, but Chen Yajie had left without looking back. Yang Wei looked depressed, and at the same time he was angry to death. If it weren't for the beggar to sit on the floor and raise the price, he It won't be like this anymore.

   "Mombi, dead beggar, don't let Lao Tzu find you, or you will kill you!" Yang Wei said bitterly, then turned around and entered the toilet, unscrewing the faucet, and rinsed it off.

  After washing for half an hour, he finally washed all the feces on his body, but he still felt stinky, and there was a smell of feces in one mouth.

  "Mombi!" Yang Wei wanted to make a call to a colleague and ask him to bring in a suit, but when he touched the phone, he found that the wallet and phone were still in the sewer.

  Immediately, Yang Wei didn't even think about it, so he ran out quickly. There was evidence of Ling Feng's derailment still in the phone. Don't lose it.

  Yang Wei ran out of the police station in one breath and returned to the small waterway, preparing to take the phone back. As a result, I didn’t know that there was a large burst of water in the sewer, and my wallet and phone were gone.

   "**, you won't be so unlucky!" Yang Wei looked at the sewer and said in surprise, a large swath of sewage below it was extremely dirty. It looked like water in a broken manure tank, and the phone and wallet were gone.

Yang Wei suddenly fell to the side, the whole person was stupid, and finally found evidence that Ling Fengpao other women, even ate the shit, unexpectedly the phone was washed away by the water, this luck is too **** bad, right? .

"No, the phone is heavier, maybe it's still underneath!" Yang Wei suddenly stood up, without thinking, he reached out and went to the sewer to fish. It was a pity that he fished for a long time, but he didn't get anything. Stool is.

At this time, Chen Yajie just walked out of the police station and was about to handle the case of underwear theft. Suddenly, she saw Yang Wei sitting on the edge of the sewer with a depressed expression. It was very strange, and she asked: "Yang Wei, you are here. What are you doing!"

  Chen Yajie said as she walked over, she immediately smelled a stinky odor, and she immediately took a few steps back.

As soon as Yang Wei saw Chen Yajie, he stood up and looked at Chen Yajie excitedly: "Yajie, let me tell you, I saw Ling Feng and other women together and holding hands. The two were very sweet. I originally had a photo, but the phone fell into it. Wait, I will pick it up and show it to you. Don’t go away.” Yang Wei said excitedly, and immediately reached out to the sewer again after speaking. Go, fishing desperately, see if you can get it back.

  Chen Yajie watched Yang Wei's actions, feeling as if Yang Wei had been stuck in his mind, he ignored them, and left without looking back.

"Hey, Yajie, don't go, you wait, I will get it back soon!" Yang Wei watched Chen Yajie go, and immediately shouted, but it was a pity that Chen Yajie ignored him and strode forward. Drive forward.

  Yang Wei got excited and immediately stood up and wanted to chase him over. As a result, he forgot that the sewer in front of him was in front of him, so he stepped on the air and fell down.

   "Boom!"

"what!"

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