"I just got a good knife just now. Look at my two handsome swords, holding these two guys with wind, and going to Emily's wedding in the future. The scene must be shocking." Deadpool Draw out the newly acquired samurai sword and go round in the air twice.

"Why don't you still forget Emily, or say you love to wear a cuckold! You know that because of Emily's female form, how many innocent men can only mix with the circle of friends now? I will tell you now, right here In the year you have been with her, she has harmed more than 530 innocent men in total, ha! Even with the days you spend with her, she averages 1.45 men every day, do you know? She used to seduce me." Li Kang said helplessly.

"Seduce you? How did she seduce you? You immediately told me that this bitch, even my good brother would not let go! Wait... you won't be seduce." The dead waiter suddenly suspiciously Looking at Li Kang, the samurai sword in his hand hung with wind, "Hoo!" Another round.

"Haha...she didn't seduce me directly, just a few times, she called me and said that her home computer had a problem and needed me to repair it. This is naked seduce, don't make trouble, myself I can't jump into the fire pit by the poison curse I cast. I rejected her sternly on the spot." Li Kang just said awe-inspiringly.

"Hey~! You wait for me. Are you too obsessed with Emily, isn't it just to fix a computer? Isn't it normal between friends? You can even think of it, I Seeing that you have a thief's heart towards Emily." Deadpool said unhappy.

"Slap!" Li Kang slaps on the face of the dead waiter, he said angrily with his nose pointing at his nose, "Wake up, okay? Everyone knows, I Li Kang is an electronic idiot, as long as I The lifespan of the computer I've touched is immediately reduced by more than five years. If I'm unlucky, I scrap it directly. It's not a temptation to ask me to repair the computer. Then what is it? "

"It turns out that, indeed, you are the nemesis of electronic products. Except for TV sets and mobile phones, all electronic products will be finished immediately when they touch you, hey~! Damn! I said that many times when performing tasks, When I contacted Emily, every time I seemed to hear the voice of a man over there, you know, **** mercenary ears, she always said it was to repair her computer, I was still thinking, Why is her computer always broken? Later, I still wanted to buy her a new computer, oh shit! It turned out that she was looking for a man behind me!" Deadpool suddenly figured out a lot of questions, he was right Emily burst into hatred immediately.

"Thank you Li Kang. Thanks to you, I can understand her true face. In fact, I still want to ask you to lift her poison curse, but now I have no love for her, only contempt and hatred! Great, this kind of woman and the man who sleeps with this kind of woman, should not die well!" The dead waiter smiled like heaven.

"Oh? You don't love her anymore? Then her poison curse has been lifted. The condition of the poison curse is that you still love her. Now that you hate her, she is now free. What kind of man do you want to be with? No problem." Li Kang said blankly.

　　 Deadpool was like being hit by a thunderstorm. He stayed for a long while before striding to catch up with Li Kang.

"What do you mean the poison curse is lifted? I used to love her, so this poison curse has been effective. Now I hate her, but the poison curse has disappeared. What the **** is this **** pit father curse? Damn! Li Kang! You **** demon!" Deadpool can no longer describe his mood at this time. If there is no self-healing factor, he must spit out an old blood and fall to the ground.

　　 "Don't talk nonsense, I will curse her for you. It's good for you. Do you think the spell is useless?" Li Kang opened the elevator. He walked into the elevator with the deadpool and pressed the button on the top floor.

"Li Kang, how do I feel that since I have a self-healing factor, you like to tease me more than before. Although I am a little crazy now, I am not stupid. Don’t treat me like that anymore. I’m really angry. "" Deadpool said in a grievance.

"Please, did you know me on the first day? When did I pit you, let alone say, help you get revenge for free! Do other friends willing to help you this way? Since we just remembered, no matter what difficulties you encounter Who is the first person you think of? Isn’t it your brother Li Kang? How many times have you been wronged, not brother Li Kang’s in your place? Now that you have a self-healing factor and you have superpowers, you should be more Be independent and don’t expect me to do anything for you. You are already a big man. Don’t always dream about me being a nanny for you and come up with your masculinity!" Li Kang educated the dead waiter in an old-fashioned tone .

"Ah, no matter who I face, there are always words I can't say, but as soon as I reach you, I become the person who can't speak. After so many years, I have reasoned with you and I have never won. , Can't you let me?" The Deadpool said in frustration because he felt convinced by Li Kang again.

"That's because you are deep in your heart and know that I am the only person in the world who really treats you well~lightnovelpub.net~ Your heart will not lie to you, when did I pit you? No, never No, your heart knows this and believes your instincts. There is nothing wrong with it." Li Kang, like a big brother, sighed in earnest. He seemed very worried about the current unstable state of Deadpool.

　　 "Ding!" The elevator door was opened. Twenty guards with live ammunition were standing outside the elevator door. At the moment the elevator door was opened, the guards turned on the fire and instantly killed the deadpool into a sieve.

　　 The scream of the dead waiter, with a knife and a gun in his hand, rushed into the guard's camp like a whirlwind. Under his powerful physical skills, these guards were like scarecrows, and they were all harvested in a flash.

　　 "Li Kang, are you okay!" The Deadpool shouted. The enemy's firepower was too sudden and too dense just now. The Deadpool was really afraid of Li Kang's accident.

However, he saw that Li Kang was like an innocent person, so he stood in the elevator without moving. He suddenly found that Li Kang did not have any wounds on his body. Not only that, Li Kang still maintained a speaking posture, but The strange thing is that the dense bullets didn't even hit him, because Li Kang was just a phantom at this time.

　　 Turned into the elevator together with Deadpool, but it was just a phantom that Li Kang had transformed with Rocky Illusion.

　　 "Ding!" next to the elevator door opened, Li Kang walked out of the elevator with a small cigarette, he looked at the body of the guard who fell to the ground, shrugged.

"It's really dangerous. My instincts are right. These guys really laid an ambush at the elevator door." Li Kang said casually. It turned out that the person who talked to the deadpool from the elevator was a magic illusion. Li Kang The deity came up in the second elevator.

　　 (for collection recommendation, thank you~)