The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

v1 Chapter 424: Elf

Few people know how the little goblins become the world's strongest intelligence experts. Although they are big and small, the biggest ones are probably only the knees of ordinary people. The small ones can only be in human hands. On the palm dance, if you participate in the battle, the disadvantages brought by the body shape are fatal.

Perhaps the size does not represent the ultimate strength, but the history of the entire race for so many years, there are no well-known brave, warriors, in addition to better escape ability, there is no particularly outstanding racial talent, naturally there is no outstanding record, However, it is still very good in the main plane of ethnic competition. Even in the extremely exclusive human countries, there are their own chambers of commerce, affairs, and intelligence, which are quite impressive.

It’s not that no one has ever searched for the passwords of the little goblins, but their endings are often suddenly disappeared silently, and when they reappear, they are full of “ah, fairy tale kingdom.”, “a lot of cute little fairies”, “good A delicious strawberry cake, but I can't really eat it, give it to the little bunny over there."

Perhaps from these inferences, people think that the country of the goblins must be very cute, but the distance between facts and cognition is always quite different.

"Ge Laozi, this world is fighting, Laozi's business is not good. It seems that the hard winter is coming."

The one-eyed black demon sipped a cigar in his mouth and held a small goblin rifle in his hand, saying that his mouth was still vomiting.

His body size has been seriously exceeded, and it looks like a ball from a distance, but there are colorful transparent wings behind it, and there is a fluorescent pollen falling. It seems that fairy tales always play the good demon fairy.

"...but in fact the recent turnover has risen. Accurately speaking, compared with the previous quarter, the sales of the Black Forest series have increased by an average of 35%, and the monthly magazine of the ace magazine has increased sales by 91%. The main declines are only those heroic dolls, portraits, toys and other surrounding goods."

The neatly tidy shirts and western-style trousers always represent the wisdom of gold-rimmed glasses, but they wear a nose that bends, dead fish eyes, and the face is stupid, the little black leprechaun is very Violation.

seem. No, from the nose ring on the nose and the curved wood staff in the hand, this is a little ghost who always plays a contralateral role in a fairy tale.

"...The New Year's celebration is held by the Principality of Cazorlan? Are you stupid? What is worth reporting about in this small country? I want to deduct your salary... What? It is necessary to announce something in the celebration, it is likely to be separated from St. Anton. Leo joins the League? I am x, this is big news, you collect intelligence first, we immediately send support to you."

"Those trolls started to build city-states? They didn't swallow the poor villagers, but raised them? You are teasing me!"

The background of the two goblins is a busy goblin. Some of them yelled at a black crystal charm, while others ran after pulling the line and the pipe. Some are working hard, this chaotic scene is just like the busy editorial department before the deadline.

Where they are, it is not a fairytale forest with green grass and blue sky, but a city full of civilizations. The streets are busy pedestrians coming and going. There are also people in the factory not far away. Working sounds, printing houses, toy factories, handicraft factories, all kinds of signs are clear, if there is any difference between other cities, it is probably that the pedestrians on the street are little goblins.

The sky is overcast and can't see the sun, but the lights along the road make the city a city that never sleeps. The little goblin does not build the city into a small country because of its own body. More reasons are still here or other. The servant of the race, the muscles that are strong, full of two meters tall but stupid, are also the distant relatives of the little goblins, and they are the protectors.

The fantasy capital of this city is not in the main plane, but in the gray shadow plane beyond the knowledge system. The little goblins are not afraid to collect intelligence in various places. In fact, they will not be in Ai The Greek plane died, and their bodies in other planes are a special collection of shadow negative energy. If you are in danger, you only need to dissolve your body.

But they are not immortal. They can live in this special negative energy plane. They are the fusion of energy and harmony. They are a strange semi-powered creature, like the shadow of other life, which needs the recognition of other races. And recognition, to obtain a source of similar sources of faith, in order to maintain a "live" state, otherwise it is just a smash.

And this kind of energy needs to be constantly supplemented. Although they can eat, they can only taste the taste and can't fill in the stomach. If they say that they are hungry, it is dying.

So since ancient times, other races have become accustomed to these little guys who are everywhere, even by default, they are members of the main plane, and they have gradually mastered the "brush existence" approach.

Intelligence organizations all over the world, commercial sales in dangerous areas, etc. are the best they have, but Ai Xi’s so-developed news and propaganda industry is also made by them, but other newspapers add up to them without them. The timeliness of information that can span the plane of the plane is unmatched by ordinary life.

Of course, in order to brush the existence, they are always adapting and even original to various story legends, so that the branches of their own races are constantly grinding, and fairy tales, little evil spirits, shadow monsters, etc. have been introduced, and children are found. When the "energy" is the most delicious and stable, there are not only the special squad that specializes in scaring children, but also the legendary big goblin that gives good children a gift at the end of the year, which also makes their toy factory open all year round.

The black-skinned fat fairy fairy, Black, is the top three boss in the city. He has four toy factories, two printing houses, and dozens of magazines, monthly magazines, and daily newspaper editors. "The supply can even raise thousands of goblins, and as a kind of fashion, he even has a dozen or so small rooms, including not only the goblins and the monsters, but also the humans and elves of the main plane.

Why is it fashionable? This semi-energy life is completely different from normal life. It is similar to a self-dividing after the energy is full. Their newly split offspring have nothing to do with themselves. Those so-called little babies probably only give them a little energy.

Now, this little fairy is very troubled. He swears that he has not shaved his beard for three thousand years, and his business has encountered some big troubles.

“Hey? There is no problem in the journalism and newspaper industry as a 'grain place of origin'. As my deputy general manager, your eyes are too short. I am thinking about whether to change people.”

"Sorry, sorry. Boss, please give me some advice."

Although the feelings of the same family can not be used as food, but Black likes to see his eyes with fear and admiration. He took a sip of cigars and spit out a few eye circles before he said evilly.

"Oh, it’s not like watching this idiot with you for a hundred years. You see, the business of necessities everywhere is hot, but the sales of luxury goods have fallen sharply, and there are wars between the races and the big guys that popped up. This only shows that a cyclical disaster is coming soon - the Great Famine!"

"Great famine?"

Little Ghost Albert is a little dumbfounded. Is there a famine in the main plane? still is……

"The famine of our goblins?"

"Well. As long as those stupid big men start to fight what they call jihad, a large number of people will be reduced, and our family will have a sharp reduction in their food intake. According to previous statistics, in fact, the proportion of our population is finally reduced and the big ones. They are the same."

In a sense, the number of goblins is determined according to the number of lives in the main plane. How many humans support a little goblin is the limit. When the life of the main plane is diminishing, the fairy is naturally proportionally decreasing.

"the same?"

"In view of the fact that we later adopted a large group of big men as supplies, the big men of that world lived less than 3% after the war."

As one of the few old goblins who survived the last famine, Black didn't know how many small fairies he split, but the horrible form of the corpse was so terrible.

The war that can replace the land to dominate the race can be so fierce and taken for granted.

"That means we can only survive 3%!!"

"boom!"

Albert was full of fearful screams echoing in the room, all the goblins were looked over, and the old Black did not say anything, shot directly.

Feeling the bullet that wiped his face and sucked a cold breath, Albert immediately calmed down and squatted on the ground to surrender.

He remembered that the boss hated the meaningless scream. The last time the screaming screaming monster was sent directly to the main plane, and did not know how to die.

Seeing the fly, Black spit, but did not open a second shot. Some superstitious people felt that since the other party was lucky not to be shot, there is no need to make up another shot, wasting the good luck of the other party.

"'Lucky kid, I hope you are 3% this time. 'You know how this blessing in our family is coming. Don't bite your face, this time we guys are not stupid to watch Play, at least we will find ways to let more big guys survive. Let all the heads of the department come over, what we have to do, first of all, we have to let these big guys know the seriousness of the matter, the end is in sight."

"...how do you...do? We just ran outside and said, the big guys won't believe it?"

"It seems that I really want a new deputy general manager. You are so stupid!"

The old fairy's eyes stared at the goblin reporters and editors who were busy again, and Albert realized it.

“Do you mean to be a publicity? Tell the big guys that they are in trouble?”

"Well, this is also a summary of what we did in the past. Now we have used the public opinion and newspaper industry of the big guys for so many years, so it’s too wastesome to spend so much. To the little guy, the overtime pay is three times, tomorrow is dawn. Before summing up all the troubles, we will immediately print a special issue!" (To be continued, please search for astronomical literature, the novel is better updated faster!

Ps: There is still a chapter, it is estimated that it will be late, and tomorrow will look the same.....

Well, the monthly ticket is too dangerous, and the bookmate with the monthly ticket supports it.....

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