New year, new clothes are all required. Li Xiaosong spent the New Year alone in a foreign country. He wanted to create an atmosphere, so he bought a new dress.

　　 originally planned to buy a down jacket, but when passing by a women's clothing store, he was inexplicably pushed by a strange force and walked in.

　　 When she came out, she carried such a skirt in her hand. He is also optimistic, since he bought it, let's wear it.

Luna Jones, a gangster who has been drenched in clothing for more than 100 years, saw Li Xiaosong holding a skirt and couldn’t help but go up and say to him, “Are you planning to wear this? To be honest, this one is not suitable for you. ."

　　 "Huh?" Li Xiaosong looked at the "little loli" in front of him suspiciously. He didn't understand where this person came from and why he said these things to himself.

Luna Jones continued: "You are not tall enough. This skirt is too mature. Although it is embellished with lace, it is not cute at all. On the contrary, it is **** and not suitable for you at all. It is almost like mine. Look at this bow and this little star, I picked them up specially for decoration."

　　 "Oh—" Li Xiaosong heard it in the mist, but he always felt very powerful.

　　 In words, he also probably understood that Luna Jones’ true gender is actually ♂.

　　 So the two returned to Li Xiaosong’s rental house and had a good chat all night.

　　 On the other hand, when they found out that Luna Jones was missing, Simon Qing and the others planned to look for it at first. However, he did not find him, but met Xiaoguai and Tang Xiaotang who were recording videos on the street.

　　 Tang Xiaotang is an up host of station B. She wanted to send a bonus to fans in the New Year, so she took Xiaoguai to record a house dance together. She said she was going to debut with Xiaoguai under the name of a "syrup" combination, but she also asked Xiaoguai's advice. If she doesn't want to show her face, she will make a mosaic later.

　　 She was teaching Xiaoguai dance moves when she ran into two big sisters who were drunk.

　　 "Huh? It's a boy!"

　　 "Really? Yeah! Really!"

　　 "What are you guys doing, boy?"

　　 "Oh, kid Tang Xiaotang, it's so cute in new clothes for the New Year, this cat ear headband is really suitable for you."

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　　 Ximen Qing seized the opportunity and kept beating on Xiaoguai classmates. Little Lolita is indeed the most beautiful creature in the world.

　　 Upon learning that the two of them are going to dance, Ximen Qing said with the spirit of wine: "Dancing? I am good at this! Now, I can no longer hide my identity as the Asian dance king! Come and move with me!"

　　 When she said that, she jumped up. The two children found it fun, so they jumped with her. While dancing, Ximenqing still sang the soundtrack, and naturally she sang "The Pure Land of Bliss".

　　 But since it was a cappella and she was drunk, the song seemed a little weird. The key is her magical dance, the oiran step that the six relatives don't recognize, and the burden of three circles from the left to the right, Tang Xiaotang couldn't help asking her if she could send it to station B after reading it.

　　 After Ximen's love drunk, he was so proud, he waved the cushion with his big hand and agreed: "Take it, and by the way, I will also send one myself."

　　 She asked Tang Xiaotang to send the video to herself, and then directly uploaded it to Weibo without editing. At this time, she still didn't know that she would get the nickname of Asian Dance King for this.

　　 The two Tang Xiaotangs who said goodbye, Ximen Qing and Song's sister and brother went to the zoo. Before she left, she left the phone behind.

　　 The three came all the way to the zoo, and it was already past 1:00 midnight.

　　 At this time, there was no one in the zoo except for an old man on the night shift, and the door was naturally closed.

　　 "Old Qin, open the door for me." The drunk Ximenqing went straight up and knocked on the window.

　　 As a result, the guardian looked bewildered: "My surname is not Qin? Are you going to the wrong door?"

　　 "Isn't this Huaguoshan?"

　　 "No, this is Putuo District, do you want to worship Guanshiyin?"

　　 "Avalokitesvara?"

"No."

　　 "..." Ximenqing and the uncle looked at each other for a while, then turned and left.

　　 "I believe you a ghost, the old man is very bad, Putuo does not have a Guanyin sister? Why don't you say that Fangcunshan has no grape ancestor?"

　　 Song Yunwu suddenly yelled with Jiujin: "Where is the tiger? I want to hit ten!"

　　 "Hey, my sister," Song Yunge hurriedly pulled her and said, "The tiger is here, you come with me."

　　 If this continues to make her howl in front of the zoo and eat jujube pills. He just wanted to take Song Yunwu away.

　　 After they came to the side of the zoo, Ximen Qing suddenly said: "The charterer, there is a wall here! This is too much! It is provoking us at all, do you think we can't turn you over?"

　　 "That's right," Song Yunwu also nodded, "Look at it still smiling there, don't look down on people!"

　　 So, the two women both got up in the same place and vacated 720 degrees. Song Yunwu landed steadily in the zoo, while Ximen Qing hit the wall head-on.

　　 "Oh-" Ximenqing rubbed his head and stood up dazedly.

　　 The zombies whose power is sealed are still very powerful, but they can’t jump over such a high wall all at once. The charter wife jumped out and carried her in again~lightnovelpub.net~Oh, my sister, it's facing the wall, it can't speak. "Although Song Yunge was a little bit drunk, he still had some sense after all, so he hurriedly chased it in.

　　 But just because of vomiting, he found that he had lost track of the two of them.

　　 Song Yunwu and Ximen Qing two drunks hooked their shoulders and found Laohushan. The tiger was sleeping at this time. After Song Yunwu jumped down, she said to it: "You get me up!"

　　 The tiger only felt inexplicable, but suddenly saw someone jump down, and out of instinct, it rushed over.

　　 But Song Yunwu stretched out his hands, and he just withstood the tiger's weight of several hundred catties.

　　 "Muscle is strength!" She yelled, knocked the tiger to the ground, and then rode on.

　　 Tiger wanted to struggle, but Song Yunwu pressed his head tightly: "Say! Have you taken it?"

　　 However, how could the tiger speak, it could only whine a few times.

　　 Song Yunwu regarded this as a voice begging for mercy, and said to Ximen Qing: "Aqing, look at me if I am fierce! Anything that draws charms and chants is all evil, and Taoists should train their muscles!"

　　 "The chartered lady's cow beer!" Ximen Qing was also on the top of Jiu Jin, took off his underwear, and put it on the chartered lady's head, "I announce that you will be crowned king!"

　　 "Go to death!" Song Yunwu knocked her to the ground with a punch, then took off her underwear and threw her to the ground.

　　 Just then, Song Yunge found them: "Sister, let's go, the security will be here soon!"

　　 "Really? Hurry and go!" Song Yunwu's goal was achieved, and there was no need to stay here.

　　 She rushed all the way with Simon's love. She lived for more than 20 years. This was the first time she had "doing bad things". It was really exciting.