At the beginning of the new year, everyone is busy. Comics, novels and so on are the lowest period of time. However, "Selling Crutches" unexpectedly became popular on Weibo and Moments, which many people did not expect.

　　 This story is very short, so you can read it all at once. After reading it, those who understand the stems will naturally understand some of the laughs, and those who do not understand the stems can also fully appreciate their own interest from the story.

　　 Ximen Qing sent out this short comic, and received a call from the editor Gou Yue.

　　 "Happy New Year, Gou editor."

　　 "Teacher Qing'er is happy new year, just call me the editor directly," Gou Yue said on the other side of the phone, "Actually, I am calling for something to find you."

　　 "Something? You still go to work on the first day of the new year?" Ximen couldn't help but sigh, the social animal is so pitiful.

　　 "It's actually like this..."

　　 Gou Yue talked about the situation roughly. It turned out that the cartoon of Ximen Qing was seen by a certain actor on the TV station of Xiakong. This sketch actor is very famous, he is the kind who has been on the Spring Festival Gala. This time Xiakong TV invited him to the Lantern Festival Gala. He had already prepared a show.

　　 But after seeing the comics of Ximen Qing, he temporarily changed his mind, hoping to perform "Selling Kidnapping". To this end, he contacted the SQUAT editorial department, and then Gou Yue contacted Ximen Qing.

　　 "Okay, no problem." Ximen Qing is now anxious to sell a wave of copyrights. Having lost the money for that ship, she is now too poor to gnaw on the bark. The actor made a big deal and directly gave 100,000 copyright fees. She had no reason not to agree.

　　 After discussing the general matter with Gou Yue, Ximen Qing left the matter to the editorial department to handle. Just then Song Yunwu came over and saw her lying on the sofa like a salted fish, her legs still on the coffee table, she couldn't help saying: "People are coming soon, you either go back to the room and stay, or you don't want to. Like mud."

　　 "Speaking of men, men and women?" Ximen Qing suddenly thought of a little, "It is already my limit to let your brother in, so don't let other men in."

　　 Song Yunwu looked at her strangely: "Aren't Holland and Luna Jones also male? I haven't seen you why you have any opinions?"

"I can't help that kid Jones, eight evils, you try it?" Ximen Qing said, "As for Holland, I regard him as a dog, and the words of the male dog are still acceptable. ."

　　 Song Yunwu just feels no fuck. The dignified European wolf king was treated as a dog by her, which is really pitiful.

　　 "Don't worry, I'm all female soldiers."

　　 "It's sister paper!?" Ximen Qing suddenly became interested, "Is it pretty? Is it big breasts?"

　　 In her mind, she suddenly remembered the overlord flowers, military flowers, police flowers and the like in the TV series. That is called a sexy.

　　 "Hmm," Song Yunwu nodded, "Anyway, it's older than me."

　　 "Bigger than you?" Ximen asked in surprise.

　　 The charter wife’s **** are not small, the ones with E are bigger than her, isn’t that a meat bomb?

　　 "Hey~"

　　Dingdong——

　　 The door bell rang, and Song Yunwu hurriedly went over to open the door.

　　 "Come on, come on."

　　 As soon as the door opened, Ximen Qing heard a neat "Happy New Year instructor" in the living room.

　　 deserves to be a soldier, this roar is full of breath.

　　 Then... Ximen Qing saw four “sister papers” about the same height as her walking in a row.

　　The reason why they put quotation marks on the sister paper is because when they enter the house and take off their coats, they reveal a pair of arms that look like Bily Hallington. The muscles, the lines, and the arms are thicker than Simone's thighs!

　　 The most eye-catching thing is naturally their breasts. The charter wife did not lie, and they were indeed bigger than her. But where is the cushion, just a few pieces of granite!

　　 The hard thing can't be called a puff at all, it's muscle!

　　 "I..." Ximen Qing only felt a mouthful of old blood pouring up, which is really bad.

　　 The four female soldiers entering the door were still detained, and they just stood there without sitting down. Upon seeing this, Song Yunwu said to them: "Just sit down, don't be polite, the guy on the sofa is my roommate, don't pay attention to her."

"Yes!"

　　 Sure enough, they were soldiers, and the four people answered as if they were one person, too neat.

　　 Ximen looked at them curiously, and suddenly found that although they seemed to be sitting on a chair, they were actually squatting, and there was still a trace of distance between their buttocks and the stool.

　　 "Hey, aren't you tired like this?" Ximen couldn't help asking.

　　 One of the female soldiers replied: "Get used to it, not tired."

　　 Ximen Qing asked again: "Did she make you do this?"

　　 "Yes, we have been following the instructor's instructions over the years and seizing all the time to exercise our muscles."

　　 "Muscles?" Ximenqing glanced at Song Yunwu in the kitchen subconsciously, this guy gave this set of Amway to someone else if he couldn't build his own muscles?

　　 "Just ask, how many people did she bring back then? Is each one as muscular as you?"

　　The female soldier said: "Of course~lightnovelpub.net~ We have a total of 30 people in line. All of them are active under the guidance of the instructor and devote themselves to the exercise of the muscles. Only muscles are everything."

　　 said, they also showed their biceps. This scene can be said to be quite philosophical.

　　 Ximen Qing opened his mouth wide, and was speechless in surprise.

　　How did the charter lady do it? These people are almost as if they have been brainwashed by a cult. Does this muscle teach so scary?

　　 "Come on, have tea," Song Yunwu walked over holding the tray, "What are you talking about?"

　　 Ximenqing quickly grabbed her and asked, "Hey, are you the devil? How did you make others look like that?"

　　 "How beautiful is this?" Song Yunwu disapproved, "Don't you think the muscle lines and the hard texture are so beautiful?"

　　 As she said, she touched the arm of a female soldier, her eyes full of envy: "If only I could develop such muscles."

　　 "Don't! Don't think about it!" Ximen Qing shuddered at the thought of the muscles under the head of the charterer.

　　 That's horrible!

　　 Song Yunwu ignored her, turned to the group of female soldiers and said: "Since it's here, then I will try your skills and come to the yard."

　　 The water in the swimming pool has not been let go, it is frozen now. But the ice is not too thick, and it can easily break if you are not careful.

　　 Song Yunwu was on such an ice layer and started a duel exercise with four female soldiers.

　　 One punch and one kick is full of strength, while at the same time ensuring that the ice under your feet is not broken, it can be said to be quite a test of force.

　　 Seeing their hard-line fighting, Ximen Qing only feels that these people are just like coming out of JOJO comics.